Austin, TX
Teslas have taken over Austin roads, Texas locals are bummed
Living in Austin, one learns to hate a lot of things: transplants, traffic (unless you’re Evil MoPac), the unending heat, everything good closing. And, for some reason, the Tesla driver.
On its face, a Tesla is supposedly a net positive for society. Embraced both by the kinds of people who want to save the planet from a climate disaster and those who believe that climate change is part of the liberal agenda, Tesla would seem to be a real aisle-crosser.
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But in Austin, where more than 3,000 Tesla Model Y’s are produced every week, the car is often the subject of ire. This sort of thing is so ubiquitous and widespread that it’s almost not worth talking about. But, you know, I need something to write about on a Monday.
Growing up in New Jersey, we complained about Pennsylvania drivers and they complained about us. So did New York, who also complained about Connecticut (and they might have a point). Everyone on the Eastern Seaboard complained about Massholes.
But because Texas is so large, and Austin so far from a border on every side, the griping usually has less to do with the license plate than it does with the make of the car. Notably, Austin at large has long had its issues with the BMW driver, the joke being that at some point the luxury car maker should consider installing turn signals on its cars sold in the state.
But now, for reasons related to Elon Musk, class stratification, and the city’s recent influx of Californians — all three are interlinked, too, if you think about it — the white Tesla with California plates has become public enemy number one.
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A recent Reddit post asked the rhetorical question: “What is the worst kind of vehicle in Austin, and why is it a white Tesla with California plates?” on the r/Austin page and immediately got hundreds of replies.
“Every time I see one I expect to see some ‘Tesla behavior’ and they never disappoint,” one poster responded, to the original poster’s prompt of “What’s your dumbest Tesla driver story?”
Others made fun of the car as the new status symbol.
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“Teslas are the new BMW,” one poster wrote. “Just pricey enough to show conspicuous wealth, but not so pricey as to be a difficult monthly payment.”
Others bucked the trend and decided that the white Tesla with California plates was a diversion from the actual worst drivers in Austin: those at the wheel of a Ford F-150.
“Everyone knows the real bad villain is the giant F-150 w/ truck nuts rolling coal,” one poster wrote.
Another wrote: “I’m far more concerned about the white Ford pickups on I35.”
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“Id argue giant lifted trucks that have no business in the city are worse,” another dissented.
Only one poster was correct, however, and I regret to inform you that it is a person from Dallas.
“Dallas lurker here,” they wrote, “this is the most Austin thing I could possibly imagine lol.”
Sometimes we need some outside perspective, even if it comes from the Metroplex. Point taken.
Austin, TX
WATCH: Texas severe weather videos
AUSTIN, Texas – Severe weather hit parts of Central Texas with large hail falling in some areas.
Take a look at some videos that FOX 7 Austin viewers captured.
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Austin, TX
Neuralink searches for resident neurosurgeon in Texas
Neuralink is searching for a resident neurosurgeon in Austin, Texas. The neurosurgeon will join the Neurosurgical Resident Innovation Fellow at Neuralink.
Below is the job description and responsibilities of Neuralink’s resident neurosurgeon position.
“As a Neurosurgical Resident Innovation Fellow at Neuralink, you will train with our neurosurgical leads to function as assistant or primary surgeon for experimental brain-machine interface procedures using human cadavers or large animal subjects. In addition, you will work closely with technical teams to continuously refine and innovate surgical techniques and provide usability and safety feedback.
“You will also participate in engineering design reviews for new developments of the surgical robot, surgical processes, or implant. Additionally, neurosurgeons work with veterinary anesthesiologists and veterinary technicians to ensure the humane and ethical use of animal subjects.”
Recently, Neuralink’s human trial patient, Noland Arbaugh, shared his progress and experiment during the company’s PRIME Study. Currently, Neuralink aims to enable people with quadriplegia to control digital devices, improving their quality of life.
Neuralink’s human trial, called the PRIME Study, is the first significant step to achieving the company’s first goal. The PRIME Study should provide a good foundation for Neuralink’s brain-computer interface implant, which will likely have more applications in the future.
Neuralink has many vacant jobs in various departments located in Austin, Texas and Fremont, California. Currently, it has open jobs in Research Services, Robotics & Surgery, Brain Interfaces, Operations, and Core Software. It also has several internship positions.
If you have any tips, contact me at maria@teslarati.com or via X @Writer_01001101.
Austin, TX
Texas Tornado Tracker: San Marcos, Kyle, Austin Set To Witness Hail Storm
A tornado warning has been issued for San Marcos, Kyle, Redwood, Austin and parts of the Hays County in Texas on Thursday. The National Weather Service (NWS) has asked residents to take shelter as soon as possible. A massive twister along – along with hail storms – is expected in the area.
The National Weather Service (NWS) Fort Worth, Texas, issued a tornado watch at 1:37 p.m. CDT on Thursday. Named event number 221, the watch remains in effect until 9 PM CDT this evening for five counties in west central Texas: Kimble, Mason, McCulloch, Menard and San Saba. This includes several cities such as Brady, Junction and Mason.
Thursday afternoon into early evening is expected to see widely scattered to scattered thunderstorms, with the potential for intense supercells capable of large to giant hail and severe gusts. The tornado risk may concentrate along a west to east wind shift in north-central Texas. Later, these storms could coalesce into a severe cluster with significant hail and wind hazards.
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