Delaware
Leave the migrant mess in Delaware
Big Apple full of bad apples
ROSES are red
Violets are blue
Stick migrants in Delaware
To pee and poo.
Soon they may even refuse to sponge on this historically, culturally, financially, theatrically greatest city on the planet — NYC. Where everyone wants to come.
Or did.
That was before its officials effed it up and it has now lost its way.
This state’s Democratic ex-cabdriver judge, a confirmed progressive who is into pop culture, and ruled against Donald for three years? His background is playing in a rock band, protesting the Vietnam War, now hustling a screenplay he wrote, and in this career twilight is posing for photos in his chambers. Who — screw the law books — also states he sticks his “emotions” into his decisions.
And was quoted saying “I’m going to protect my staff . . . Anybody can run for president.”
Yeah? How about Mike Pence, Ron DeSantis, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Vivek Ramaswamy? How about Hillary? Also, in 1860, Stephen Douglas, John Breckinridge and John Bell, all of whom who ran against Abraham Lincoln? Also maybe Nikki?
Whatthehell’s happened to what was this A-No. 1 best terrific city in the universe? People in poverty with the highest tax state in the country? Prosecutors ignoring crime? Someone shot in the subway?
Yeah, so OK. Can’t stop crime because the police are too busy learning penmanship.
Our city has rules. Spitting’s illegal but pot, guns, killing, stabbing, soon maybe gambling — plus robbing, stealing, raping, assaulting? Fine — just don’t bother the DA who’s busy trimming his nose and chin hair.
And this screw you comes straight from our elected officials to businessmen like Donald. So, better don’t open in NYC. Just sing “Over hill over dale, we will hit the crappy trail as those migrants keep rolling along.”
Wait another 10 days and New York turns into Forrest City, Ark.
He’s a Village man of the people
STILL, in some whisper of aulde New York, there’s Monte’s Trattoria in the Village. MacDougal Street. Jammed. People always waiting for tables. In from Italy 40 years ago, owner Pietro Mosconi greets customers in his white chef’s uniform. One night he handed out roses — plus his special homemade bread — to customers to take home.
Battle royal
FAMOUS Brit author Lady Colin Campbell who just quoted me on YouTube knows the royals better than I know my dentist. She says: The Harry Meghan thing “will BACKFIRE. It’s push and pull. They are failures.” Also: It’s end of the line for Harry as he faces “a test” to keep the king’s condition quiet. Also: “Harry has NO CHANCE of taking on royal duties.”
THERE’s all sorts of books on marriage. Like, “How To Make Your Marriage Work.” Then there’s the one HRH Prince Dodo needs to read. It’s titled: “How To Make That Ego You Married Shut Her Mouth.”
Only in Britannia and California, kids, only in Britannia and California — and New York — if they hustle here.
Delaware
Wilmington’s first homicide of 2026 claims life of 19-year-old
How to report a crime to Delaware Crime Stoppers
This video details what Delaware Crime Stoppers is and how to report a crime. 8/25/23
A 19-year-old man was shot dead in Wilmington’s Southbridge neighborhood in the early hours of Jan. 9, police said.
Wilmington officers arriving to the 200 block of S. Claymont St. about 3:30 a.m. found the teen there.
The teen, whom police have not named, was pronounced dead at the scene.
Anyone with information about this shooting should contact Wilmington Police Detective Derek Haines at (302) 576-3656. People can also provide information to Delaware Crime Stoppers at (800) TIP-3333 or delawarecrimestoppers.com.
Violence by the numbers
This is the first homicide reported this year in Delaware, which last year saw a slight drop in all violent killings.
Delaware police reported 52 people being killed in violent crimes in 2025, a drop of nearly 12% when compared with 59 people killed in 2024, according to a Delaware Online/The News Journal database.
While the number of people killed in homicides statewide is down, the number of people killed by gunfire in Delaware was up in 2025 for the third year in a row.
According to the Delaware Online database, 47 were shot dead in Delaware last year. That was one more victim (46) than in 2024, three more (44) than in 2023 and nine more (38) than in 2022.
Despite the increase in gun-related deaths, there were fewer people shot last year in Delaware for the second year in a row.
Police reported 164 people being shot last year in Delaware. The previous year saw 195 people shot and police reported 210 people being shot in 2023.
This was the fewest people shot in Delaware since 2018, when police reported 146 people being shot statewide.
Send tips or story ideas to Esteban Parra at (302) 324-2299 or eparra@delawareonline.com.
Delaware
MERR responds to dead humpback whale washed up near Bethany Beach
Humpback whale beaches and dies at Delaware Seashore State Park
The Marine Education, Research and Rehabilitation Institute will perform a necropsy.
A dead humpback whale washed up near Bethany Beach on Jan. 8, according to the nonprofit Marine Education Research and Rehabilitation Institute.
The juvenile male was first seen Jan. 6, floating at sea about 2 miles off the Indian River Inlet, a MERR Facebook post said. The bloated 30-foot whale ultimately beached near a private community in the early afternoon of Jan. 8, the post said.
MERR is attempting to coordinate with the Delaware Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control to get equipment to move the whale out of the water and onto the beach to perform a necropsy, the post said. Right now, there isn’t enough information to determine a cause of death.
Delaware saw at least three dead whales last year, in the Indian River Bay, at Delaware Seashore State Park and at Pigeon Point. The first two were humpbacks, while the Pigeon Point whale was a fin whale.
A necropsy on the Delaware Seashore whale found blunt force trauma across its back, indicating it may have been struck by a ship, MERR Director Suzanne Thurman said.
Recently, on Jan. 4, a dead fin whale was found on the bow of a ship at the Gloucester Marine Terminal in New Jersey, which is located in the Port of Philadelphia on the Delaware River.
Shannon Marvel McNaught reports on southern Delaware and beyond. Reach her at smcnaught@gannett.com or on Facebook.
Delaware
Pa. man accused of stealing more than 100 skeletons from Delco cemetery
A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing more than 100 skeletons from a cemetery in Delaware County.
Jonathan Gerlach, 34, of Ephrata, Pennsylvania, is charged with abuse of corpse, criminal mischief, burglary and other related offenses, Delaware County District Attorney Tanner Rouse revealed on Thursday, Jan. 8.
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Between November 2025 and Jan. 6, 2026, 26 mausoleums and underground burial sites had been burglarized or desecrated at Mount Moriah Cemetery, which stretches from Yeadon Borough, Pennsylvania, to Philadelphia, investigators said.
As police investigated the thefts, they caught Gerlach desecrating a monument at the cemetery on Tuesday, Jan. 6, according to officials. Gerlach was taken into custody and investigators executed a search warrant at his home in Ephrata.
During the search, investigators recovered 100 human skeletons from Gerlach’s home as well as eight more human remains inside a storage locker, according to Rouse.
“Detectives walked into a horror movie come to life the other night guys,” Rouse said. “This is an unbelievable scene that no one involved – from myself to the detectives to the medical examiners that are now trying to piece together what they are looking at, quite literally – none of them have ever seen anything like this before.”
Rouse said some of the stolen skeletons are hundreds of years old.
“We are trying to figure out exactly what we are looking at,” Rouse said. “We quite simply at this juncture are not able to date and identify all of them.”
Rouse also said some of the skeletons are of infants and children.
“It is truly, in the most literal sense of the word, horrific,” Rouse said. “I grieve for those who are upset by this who are going through it who are trying to figure out if it is in fact their loved one or their child because we found remains that we believe to be months old infants among those that he had collected. Our hearts go out to every family that is impacted by this.”
Sources also told NBC10 the thefts are related to a similar case in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania. Investigators said they are looking at Gerlach’s online community — including his social media groups and Facebook page — to determine if people were buying, selling, or trading the remains.
Gerlach is currently in custody at the Delaware County Prison after failing to post $1 million bail. Online court records don’t list an attorney who could speak on his behalf.
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