Once I received the primary information launch in regards to the “Coolest Factor Made in PA” bracket and noticed Sheetz was a contender however Wawa wasn’t, and that Eat’n Park cookies made the reduce however not Tastykakes, I hit delete final month and despatched that e mail to the trash, proper the place it belonged.
However the PA Chamber of Enterprise and Trade, which created the bracket and picked the objects inside it, continued to decide on violence by sending me weekly information releases on how the bracket was narrowing, primarily based on on-line votes on Twitter. These indignities culminated with a information launch on April 4, saying 32,000 votes had been forged and Pittsburgh’s Primanti Brothers sandwich was topped the winner.
How, you might ask, did a sandwich with french fries on it beat out the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Structure, and Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews, all of which had been made in Philly and customarily thought-about to be very superior? As a result of this bracket was baloney (and never Seltzer’s Lebanon Bologna, which was a first-round contender).
Out of the 32 Pennsylvania-made issues within the match, just one was from Philly. Guess what it was. You received’t should strive laborious, simply choose the simplest cliché you possibly can consider. That’s proper, it was a cheesesteak, a Dalessandro’s cheesesteak, particularly.
As if counting on clichés wasn’t unhealthy sufficient, within the first spherical of voting the PA Chamber had the gall to place Dalessandro’s up in opposition to Pampers diapers, a product that actually catches human waste and is made by an organization headquartered in Ohio.
I had many questions — and much more grievances — all of which I took to Luke Bernstein, president and chief government officer of the PA Chamber.
In keeping with Bernstein, the chamber created the bracket this yr to point out Pennsylvania’s robust historical past of producing (yeah, manufacturing sham brackets) and convey consciousness to merchandise made proper right here in Pennsylvania.
“Folks didn’t know Zippo lighters are made right here, or Martin Guitars,” he stated. “It was exceptional to me how many individuals stated ‘I didn’t know that was made in Pennsylvania.’”
When selecting objects for the primary spherical, Bernstein stated his employees picked a wide range of merchandise from throughout the state, making an attempt to not duplicate something. Since Sheetz and Wawa are each comfort shops with made-to-order meals, just one may make the reduce, he stated.
“It was very hotly contested, even internally we struggled, however we caught with one,” he stated.
Bernstein pressured membership within the chamber didn’t issue into whether or not an organization was chosen for the bracket (Completely unrelated to something in any respect, do you know Sheetz is a member of the PA Chamber however Wawa isn’t?).
Subsequent, I needed to understand how objects like Pampers diapers and Harley-Davidson bikes, whose dad or mum corporations are headquartered in Ohio and Wisconsin, made the reduce, when absolute legends just like the Phanatic and Gritty, each of whom had been birthed into existence in Philly, didn’t.
Whereas many of the corporations chosen are headquartered in Pennsylvania, Bernstein stated a couple of did have headquarters elsewhere, however manufacture merchandise right here. There’s a Procter & Gamble plant in Mehoopany that makes Pampers and a Harley-Davidson manufacturing facility in York, he stated.
Bernstein stated the chamber unfold the love when selecting the 32 objects (”We’re primarily based in Harrisburg so we’re a impartial bracket”), however an in depth evaluation by The Inquirer, which concerned Googling all 32 merchandise, revealed one thing fairly completely different.
Whereas most cities and cities like Philly had been represented solely as soon as within the bracket, there have been three merchandise from York — Rutter’s iced tea, York Barbell, and Harley-Davidson — and a whopping seven from Pittsburgh: Primanti Bros., the Astrobotic lunar lander, Duolingo, Metaverse (from Fb’s dad or mum firm, Meta), Wabtec locomotives, PPG Paints, and Aurora self-driving vehicles.
We’re gonna take a wild guess and say there’s a whole lot of Penguins and Steelers followers over on the PA Chamber.
Pay attention, the truth that lunar landers are being made wherever in our state is fairly cool, however we’re going to hazard a guess and say a whole lot of these Pittsburgh tech corporations wouldn’t be the place they’re at the moment with out the ENIAC, the world’s first programmable general-purpose digital pc, which was invented in 1946, proper right here in Philly, on the College of Pennsylvania.
Bernstein, who took my grievances with grace, stated the chamber plans to increase the bracket subsequent yr to 64 objects, to accommodate extra merchandise. He stated the chamber heard from others who had been upset that Middleswarth Potato Chips and Bradley Cooper, each of which made within the Keystone State, didn’t make the reduce.
“We didn’t even have an ice cream place on there, and that was a miss,” he stated. “I believe now we have a whole lot of nice alternative to construct and develop.”
Following our dialog, the PA Chamber put out a name on Twitter, asking what merchandise they missed on this yr’s bracket that must be included subsequent yr.
So go forth, Philly-area people, and flood them with solutions. From the Slinky to bubble gum, the lightning rod to all the basis of our nation as we all know it, a whole lot of cool issues had been made in our space, and we’d put them up in opposition to a sandwich with french fries on it anytime.