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‘SNL’ pokes fun at Alaska Airlines following midair blowout
“Saturday Night Live” returned from its winter hiatus and poked fun at Alaska Airlines’ response to its recent flight that experienced a panel blowout mid-flight over Oregon earlier this month.
During the first episode of the new year, “SNL” aired a mock commercial for the airline, starring Heidi Gardner, Jacob Elordi and Kenan Thompson, sharing the company’s new slogan and marketing campaign following the near-catastrophic incident two weeks ago.
“Alaska Airlines, you didn’t die and you got a cool story,” Gardner says.
“On other airlines, you can watch movies, but on Alaska, you’re in the movie,” host Elordi said before a dramatic reenactment of the Ontario, California-bound flight was shown with screaming passengers and a door size hole on the left side of the fuselage.
The Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 departed from from Portland International Airport at 4:52 p.m. on January 6 but returned only 35 minutes later when it suffered depressurization in after the side panel ripped off from the Boeing 737 MAX 9 jet.
During the frightening flight, passengers lost their phones while a small boy, sitting near the opening had to be held by his mother as the force of the wind ripped his shirt off.
Luckily, only one person was injured.
“Since the incident, we’re starting to make some changes,” Thompson said.
“You know those bolts that like hold the plane together? We’re gonna go ahead and tighten some of those,” the “Saltburn” star said referencing the Airline’s inspection of its equipment following the incident.
Days after grounding it’s fleet of MAX 9 jets, the airline announced it’s preliminary inspections yielded the discovery of “some loose hardware” was discovered by technicians on some aircrafts.
“When people ask me where the emergency exits are, I’m like there, there, and in 10 minutes probably there,” Thompson added pointing to a window seat in a plane’s cabin.
Some of the new safety features in the faux-ad included an updated safety brochure the size of a dictionary, the emergency slide being deployed before take-off, and life jackets being handed to passengers as they deboard the plane, mocking Hawaii Airlines’ similar gesture with leis.
“Are we in Cleveland,” one “passenger’ asked cast member Michael Longfellow who was performing as a flight attendant.
“Close, the Pacific Ocean,” Longfellow answered while affixing the life vest.
“We’re the same airline where a pilot tried to turn off the engine mid-flight, while on mushrooms,” Thompson said. “And now we are so proud to say, that’s our second worst flight.”
The comedian was referencing the Oct. 2023 incident where off-duty worker Joseph Emmerson “mental breakdown” while on the psychedelic drug and attempted to crash a San Francisco-bound flight.
“Alaska Airlines, still better than Spirit,” a narration said as the clip faded to black.
Alaska
This Day in Alaska History-March 27th, 1964

It was on this day in 1964 that a massive 9.2 earthquake in Southcentral Alaska.
The massive quake at 5:36 pm on March 27th caused much devastation throughout the region and generated a huge tsunami that inundated many communities in the region.
The quake was the largest in the history of the United States and initially killed 15 people while the resulting tsunami killed an additional 100 people in the new state and another 13 in California as well as five in Oregon.
The megathrust earthquake endured for four minutes and thirty-eight seconds and ruptured over 600 miles of fault and moved up to 60 feet in places.
The deadly quake occurred 15 and a half miles deep 40 miles west of Valdez and generated a ocean floor shift that created a wave 220 feet high.
As many as 20 other smaller tsunamis were generated by submarine landslides.
Alaska
Opinion: Alaska’s public schools were once incredible. They can be that way again.
I grew up greeting friends and neighbors on my walk to my neighborhood Anchorage public school, just as my kids do now. It’s an essential, and value-added, part of living in our community.
In the late 1990s, when I attended Service High School, I had amazing teachers. My AP chemistry teacher left the oil and gas industry to teach. He could have earned significantly more money in another field, but teaching was competitive enough, given pensions and compensation, that he stayed in the job he loved and gave a generation of students a solid foundation in chemistry.
Now, my kids, who are in first, third and fifth grade, face a different reality. Teachers across our state are leaving in droves. Neighborhood schools across Alaska are closing. Art and music are being combined, which is nonsensical — they are not the same and they are both valuable independently. When he was in second grade, my oldest had a cohort of more than 60 students in his grade — split between two teachers. When he enters sixth grade next year, there will be no middle school sports and he will lose out on electives. Support systems and specialists to help when kids are falling behind have been cut. I’m lucky that my children have had amazing teachers, but many excellent teachers are nearing retirement age or don’t have a pension and are pursuing other careers. What happens then?
Despite skyrocketing inflation, last year was the first time in years that our schools received a significant increase in the Base Student Allocation — and that money doesn’t begin to make up for what they have lost over the years. Even that increase had to overcome two vetoes from what a recent teacher of the year calls “possibly the most anti-public education governor in the history of Alaska.” Shockingly, my own representative, Mia Costello, despite voting for the increase, failed to join the override to support education. She has failed to explain that decision when asked.
State spending on corrections is up 54% since 2019; meanwhile, spending on education is up only 12% in the same timeframe. Schools are now working with 77% of the funding they had 15 years ago when accounting for inflation.
When we starve our public schools of funding, Alaska families leave. No one wants their child to suffer from a subpar education and the lower test scores and opportunities that come with it. A significant number of people are working in Alaska but choosing not to raise their families here.
To the elected officials who preach school “choice” but starve public schools: our family’s choice is our neighborhood school. It’s our community. It’s where our friends are. Neighborhood public schools, which are required to accept all children, should be the best option out there. Public schools should be a good, strong, viable option for communities and neighborhoods across our great state. Once, they were.
I am thankful for those in the Legislature working to solve these problems. This includes HB 374, which raises the BSA by $630, and HB 261, which would make education funding less volatile.
It breaks my heart that across the state, dedicated teachers keep showing up for our kids while being underpaid and undervalued. Underfunding our schools is also a violation of Alaska’s constitution, which requires “adequate funding so as to accord to schools the ability to provide instruction in the standards.”
Not so long ago, Alaska’s public schools were adequately funded, and they produced well-educated students and retained excellent teachers. It’s up to all of us to reach out to our elected officials and urge them to make that the case once again.
Colleen Bolling is a lifelong Alaskan and mother of three who cares deeply about Alaska’s schools.
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Alaska volunteer dedicates 600 hours a year to food bank after husband’s death
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Karen Burnett spends most days in the sorting room at the Food Bank of Alaska, ensuring every donated item finds its place.
The Anchorage woman dedicates her time to sorting, packing and organizing food donations.
Finding purpose after loss
Burnett’s journey at the Food Bank of Alaska began after a personal loss. Following the death of her husband, Burnett said she found herself with time on her hands and a desire to help.
“I had a friend who had talked to me about it, and it just sounded like a good thing to be out doing,” she said.
Burnett now volunteers between 500 and 600 hours each year.
“I started, but it got to be so fun. I spent more and more time here,” Burnett added.
Understanding community need
Burnett has witnessed the growing need in the community, particularly as more families struggle to make ends meet.
“If you took a look at the pantry and saw those empty shelves, it’s hard sometimes when you know people are coming in and looking for something, for their clients, and there’s absolutely nothing in there,” Burnett said.
Her dedication has made a lasting impact on countless families.
“I just feel real involvement in a way that is appreciated,” Burnett said. “You know, people need this food. They need people to put it out for them.”
See the full story by Ariane Aramburo and John Perry.
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