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Motherhood is a journey like no other. There are diapers to change, dinners to cook and tears to dry. And sometimes managing it all seems impossible. But one way moms can do it all is with a little bit of humor and grace. Maybe that’s why there are so many mom jokes out there!

What are mom jokes?

We’ve all heard of dad jokes — those cheesy, punny (and sometimes funny) quips that abound on sitcoms and in real life. Mom jokes, on the other hand, highlight the humor in caring for kids and dealing with toddler tantrums, teenage eye rolls, mood swings and everything in between — and beyond! So grab your kiddos and be prepared to laugh way past their bedtime at these 26 mom jokes.

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Being a mom 101

  • Q: Why do moms always say, “Because I said so?”
  • A: Because, “Because science” isn’t always a good enough explanation.
  • Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself. Even in the bathroom!
  • Mom’s recipe for iced coffee: Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.
  • We can’t all be Pinterest moms — some of us are made to be Amazon moms!
Mom jokes: Two kids throw coach pillows at each other even though the mom doesn't like it.
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Moms and money

  • A boy asks, “Mom, can I get $20?” She replies, “Does it look like I’m made of money?” Son: “Well, isn’t that what M.O.M. stands for?”
  • Steve and Linda’s son was always calling from college, asking for money. So the next time he asked, Linda said, “Sure. I also noticed that you left your physics book here. Should we send that too?” “Um, sure,” responded her son. Later, Steve was shocked to hear Linda had sent their son $1,100. “But don’t worry,” said Linda. “I taped a $100 check to the cover of his physics book, and a $1,000 check on the inside. He’ll never see it!” 
  • There’s nothing quite like being told I’m wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing and shelter.

A mom’s work is never done

Mom jokes: A mom stands in her kitchen asking her mom for cooking advice
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  • I’m going to donate these bags of outgrown baby clothes to Goodwill. But first, I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for two months.
  • I hate when I’m waiting for Mom to cook dinner — and then I remember I am Mom.
  • Being a mom is constantly cleaning up after a party you didn’t attend.
  •  Mom’s casseroles come in two sizes: not enough and enough to feed an army with leftovers.
Mom jokes: A kid stands at the oven waiting for his mom to come and fix his mistake
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  • I love my kids—not enough to flip the chicken nuggets halfway through cooking, but I love them.
  • After searching several rooms, a woman asked her daughter if she had seen her newspaper lying around anywhere. “Newspapers are so old-fashioned,” the young girl said as she handed her mother an iPad. “People use tablets these days.” Her mom took the iPad, disappeared into the other room for a bit, then came back and said, “That fly didn’t stand a chance!”
  • How do you know when something is officially lost? When mom can’t find it.
Mom jokes: A woman and her husband sit and tall about how weird it is to have a quiet house
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If being a mom were easy, men would do it!

  • I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
  • Q: Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
  • A: So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
  • “It’s okay, honey. All I need is a combined total of three hours of sleep,” said No. Mom. Ever.
  • What three words solve Dad’s every problem? Ask your mother.
mom jokes: A list of kid punishments that are rewards to adults

Motherhood has its own language

A mom texts her teenage son while he’s out with friends: “Hi! What do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.” The mom replies, “It’s okay, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you!”

Mom jokes: A string of text messages shows just how hard it is to naviagate what a message means.

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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has officially banned red dye — called Red 3, or Erythrosine — from foods, dietary supplements and ingested medicines, as reported by the Associated Press on Wednesday.

Food manufacturers must remove the dye from their products by January 2027, while drug manufacturers will have until January 2028 to do so, AP stated. 

Any foods imported into the U.S. from other countries will also be subject to the new regulation.

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“The FDA is taking action that will remove the authorization for the use of FD&C Red No. 3 in food and ingested drugs,” said Jim Jones, the FDA’s deputy commissioner for human foods, in a statement. 

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has officially banned red dye — called Red 3, or Erythrosine — from foods, dietary supplements and ingested medicines (iStock)

“Evidence shows cancer in laboratory male rats exposed to high levels of FD&C Red No.3,” he continued. “Importantly, the way that FD&C Red No. 3 causes cancer in male rats does not occur in humans.”

      

The synthetic dye, which is made from petroleum, is used as a color additive in food and ingested drugs to give them a “bright cherry-red color,” according to an online statement from the FDA.

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Food manufacturers must remove the dye from their products by January 2027, while drug manufacturers will have until January 2028 to do so. (iStock)

The petition to ban the dye cited the Delaney Clause, which states that the agency cannot classify a color additive as safe if it has been found to induce cancer in humans or animals.

The dye was removed from cosmetics nearly 35 years ago due to potential cancer risk.

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“This is a welcome, but long overdue, action from the FDA: removing the unsustainable double standard in which Red 3 was banned from lipstick but permitted in candy,” said Dr. Peter Lurie, director of the group Center for Science in the Public Interest, which led the petition effort, as reported by AP.

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Nearly 3,000 foods are shown to contain Red No. 3, according to Food Scores, a database of foods compiled by the Environmental Working Group. (iStock)

Dr. Marc Siegel, clinical professor of medicine at NYU Langone Health and Fox News senior medical analyst, applauded the FDA’s ban.

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“It was a long time coming,” he told Fox News Digital. “It’s been more than 30 years since it was banned from cosmetics in the U.S. due to evidence that it is carcinogenic in high doses in lab rats. There needs to be a consistency between what we put on our skin and what we put into our mouths.”

“There needs to be a consistency between what we put on our skin and what we put into our mouths.”

Siegel said he believes the FDA’s decision could be tied to the incoming new head of the Department of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

“They knew it would have happened anyway under RFK Jr.,” he said. “It is already banned or severely restricted in Australia, Japan and the European Union.”

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The food additive also “drew kids in” to a diet of empty calories and ultraprocessed foods, one doctor stated. (iStock)

The food additive also “drew kids in” to a diet of empty calories and ultraprocessed foods, Siegel added.

“It has also been linked to behavioral issues in children, including ADHD.”

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Nearly 3,000 foods are shown to contain Red No. 3, according to Food Scores, a database of foods compiled by the Environmental Working Group.

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The National Confectioners Association provided the below statement to Fox News Digital.

“Food safety is the number one priority for U.S. confectionery companies, and we will continue to follow and comply with FDA’s guidance and safety standards.”

The petition to remove Red No. 3 from foods, supplements and medications was presented in 2022 by the Center for Science in the Public Interest and 23 other organizations and scientists.

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