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Ranking all the ‘Mission: Impossible’ movies from best to … not so best

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Ranking all the ‘Mission: Impossible’ movies from best to … not so best

There may be only one way to break into a sound-sensitive, temperature-monitored vault at CIA headquarters, but there are many, many different ways to qualitatively rank the “Mission: Impossible” movies.

Which one has Tom Cruise’s best running scene? (“Mission: Impossible — Fallout.”) His best hair? (“Mission: Impossible 2.”) His most sweat-triggering, vertigo-inducing set piece? (“Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol,” easily.)

Or you could just list all seven movies — including the soon-to-be-released “Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One” — in order from best to worst, as we’ve done here with the help of Times’ movie reviews over the years.

Much of this comes down to taste in directors: What’s more impressive, the sleek visual elegance of Brian De Palma, the fiery bombast of John Woo or the overall consistency of Christopher McQuarrie, who has steered the last three movies?

We’ll check back in on that when McQuarrie’s “Dead Reckoning Part Two” is released next year. For now, here are our picks.

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1. ‘Mission: Impossible’ (1996)

Tom Cruise stars in “Mission: Impossible,” the movie that launched a franchise.

(Murray Close / Paramount Pictures)

The first film, starring Cruise as the indefatigable, cable-dropping secret agent Ethan Hunt, did not get the glowing reviews expected of a multimillion-dollar franchise. But the reception, coupled with astounding box-office receipts ($457.6 million globally, to be exact) was hot enough to launch a decades-spanning juggernaut — even if our reviewer Kevin Thomas thought the adaptation inspired by the TV series was “mercifully pretty simple.”

“[A]t any given moment in super-secret agent Cruise’s mission, it is impossible to say with any confidence what’s going on. So you should approach this like the most convoluted Chinese kung fu movie: Let it wash over you and don’t try to figure anything out. Proceed in the reasonably safe assumption that good will surely triumph over evil and that everything eventually will become clear, or at least fairly so.”

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Read the review: ‘Mission’: Hang tight : Superb stunts and suspense star in an ‘Impossible’ story

2. ‘Mission: Impossible — Fallout’ (2018)

Tom Cruise hangs onto the sheer face of a mountain

Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt in “Mission: Impossible — Fallout.”

(Paramount Pictures)

More than 20 years later, former Times critic Kenneth Turan didn’t see much improvement in the films plot-wise (“the storyline’s essential function is to serve as an action sequence delivery system”), but there was plenty to be expected from — and still be blown away by — Cruise’s first-person stunt work and supporting cast.

“McQuarrie has brought back numerous familiar characters from the entire range of previous films, including Ving Rhames, sidekick Luther since the 1996 original, wife Julia (Michelle Monaghan) from ‘Mission: Impossible III’ and more recent ‘Rogue Nation’ additions such as fellow secret agent Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson) and implacable anarchist threat Solomon Lane (Sean Harris).

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“Though it seems like an odd analogy for such an action-heavy film, these familiar faces, and the emotional connections we’ve formed with their characters over the years, make ‘Mission Impossible — Fallout’ the thriller version of comfort film. It’s something we can return to with complete confidence in what we’re getting into.”

Read the review: Tom Cruise returns, crazy stunts and all, in ‘Mission: Impossible — Fallout’

3. ‘Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation’ (2015)

Tom Cruise walks on the wing of a plane as propellers spin.

Tom Cruise tests the laws of physics in “Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation.”

(Christian Black / Paramount Pictures)

Turan believed Cruise by this point in the franchise could have phoned in his performance as the intrepid secret agent, but the actor absolutely does not. That becomes apparent in a seemingly impossible hallmark in the opening sequence featuring Cruise dangling from a departing aircraft by his fingertips and setting a new standard even for the self-one-upping action star.

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“Both in front of and behind the camera, ‘Rogue Nation’ has been smoothly made by people who know just how to get entertainment business done and have often worked with Cruise before.

“That is very much true of filmmaker Christopher McQuarrie, who was a writer on two Cruise ventures (‘Valkyrie’ and ‘Edge of Tomorrow’) and directed the actor’s ‘Jack Reacher’ venture. Teaming up with cinematographer Robert Elswit and production designer Jim Bissell, both of whom worked on the earlier ‘Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol,’ McQuarrie is adept at keeping things moving and has overseen two areas where ‘Rogue Nation” stands out from the crowd.”

Those two areas are physical action and foregrounding a glamorous woman of mystery who’s just as capable as Cruise’s iconic protragonist: Swedish actress Rebecca Ferguson, Turan said, “brings a bit of unexpected maturity and substance to the role of the inscrutable Ilsa Faust, an individual who is fully Hunt’s equal, and then some, in derring-do.”

Read the review: Once again, Tom Cruise accomplishes the near-impossible in ‘Rogue Nation’

4. ‘Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One’ (2023)

A hand reaches out to help Tom Cruise hanging onto the wheel of an ascending aircraft

Tom Cruise in “Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One.”

(Paramount Pictures)

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Times film critic Justin Chang thinks the seventh and latest installment is “ludicrously entertaining and even more ludicrously titled,” but Cruise — hailed as the cinematic savior of the post-pandemic era — dutifully “suffers for our pleasure like no one else” and tempers his “usual superhuman self-seriousness with lightness and wit.”

“The quality of the action here is, for the most part, more fluid and satisfying than jaw-dropping; there’s nothing here to rival De Palma’s snazziest set pieces, or Ethan’s vertiginous climb up the walls of the Burj Khalifa in ‘Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’ (2011), or his men’s room demolition derby in 2018’s ‘Fallout.’

“But McQuarrie’s typically fastidious writing (undertaken this time with Erik Jendresen) makes up for whatever his direction [in his third ‘M:I’ production] may lack in sheer verve. And he does pull off one major cinematic coup: a triumphantly visceral, spatially disorienting, pull-out-the-stops ripsnorter of a climax that seems designed to ensure that no one dares set a movie aboard the Orient Express ever again, for fear of inviting unfavorable comparisons.”

Read the review: Tom Cruise is out to save the movies. Is ‘Mission: Impossible 7’ enough?

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5. ‘Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’ (2011)

Tom Cruise scales the side of a glass skytower

Tom Cruise plays Spider-Man … er, Ethan Hunt … in “Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol.”

(Paramount Pictures)

The fourth film will forever be associated with Cruise scaling Dubai’s Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, and that’s likely part of the reason Turan described the film as “high anxiety with a vengeance.” He also welcomed director Brad Bird’s vision for the franchise as the filmmaker made his live-action debut after directing three exceptional animated films ( “Ratatouille,” “The Incredibles” and “Iron Giant”).

“Bird has done a stylish and involving job here, turning in an entertaining production that’s got considerable visual flair, especially in its action-heavy Imax sections. Many of ‘Ghost Protocol’s’ key action sequences were filmed with that 65 mm camera. There are only 27 minutes of Imax footage in the film, but every one of those minutes counts, which is one reason why Paramount chose to open this film in Imax theaters Friday, five days before its general release. For a film with these kinds of visuals, it must have been an easy choice.

“Bird also brought a touch of playfulness to the proceedings in moments like a self-destructing phone booth that refuses to self destruct. If ‘Ghost Protocol’ doesn’t display as much individualism as Bird’s animated features, that likely wasn’t in the cards with a tent-pole series like this.

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“What is in those cards is another unswerving performance by Cruise, whose onscreen commitment to the role is key to making these two-fisted tales — not to mention lines like ‘nobody leaves this hotel alive’ — believable.”

Read the review: ‘Mission Impossible — Ghost Protocol’ review: Cruise hits highs

6. ‘Mission: Impossible III’ (2006)

Tom Cruise brandishes a weapon while leaning out of a moving vehicle

Tom Cruise sends a clear “back off” message in “Mission: Impossible III.”

(Stephen Vaughan / Paramount Pictures)

Under the auspices of writer-directer J.J. Abrams — best known at the time for his work on acclaimed television dramas “Alias” and “Lost” — Turan felt that the third chapter in the franchise played “like two consecutive one-hour TV shows, one sort of standard, the other stocked with excitement.”

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“Though ‘M:I:III’s’ first hour has its share of action sequences that must have cost the Earth, it can’t completely shake a pro forma feeling, the idea that its main job is to set the scene for the next episode, as it were. In fact, it almost seems as if Abrams and co-writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci (previously employed, as were many of “M:I:III’s” creative personnel, on “Alias”) are aware of this difficulty and have taken dramatic steps to counteract it.”

But he had plenty of good to say about the villainous, “picture-making performance” of late actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, who played the extremely dangerous black marketeer Owen Davian.

“Good-versus-evil films often rise or fall on the strength of the evildoer. In the Oscar-winning Hoffman, who isn’t counting ‘Twister’ when he says he’s never done an action film before, ‘M:I:III’ has a spectacular actor who delivers deadpan some of the most unnerving speeches in villainy’s history. Hoffman is so proficient in this role that he just about overmatches Cruise and makes the wait until he speaks again in the second half of the film hard to endure with any patience.”

Read the review: Staying a step ahead

7. ‘Mission: Impossible 2’ (2000)

Tom Cruise rides a motorcycle away from a raging fire

Tom Cruise stars in “Mission: Impossible 2.”

(Paramount Pictures)

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Though “M:I-2”is at the bottom of our list, the first sequel — directed by John Woo, maker of “some of the most delirious films films imaginable” — combined Woo’s bad self with Cruise’s star power.

“Even when ‘M:I-2’ is at its exposition-heavy early stages, Woo’s marvelous visual sense is always an asset. Working with cinematographer Jeffrey Kimball, Woo brings a showy flair to the most potentially pedestrian situations. Woo’s films, and this one is no exception, are also characterized by an over-the-top emotionalism that amplifies all feelings to mythological status. The power of film to irrationally transform and exalt is almost a religion to Woo, and another reason why he was the natural go-to guy for this lucrative movie franchise.”

In response to critiques that the original 1996 film was overly convoluted and mechanical, Movieline Magazine critic Stephen Farber — who wrote a feature about the second film for The Times — argued that the studio and director ended up grafting a romantic triangle involving Cruise, a bad girl played by Thandiwe Newton and archvillain Dougray Scott. A triangle, Farber said, that was seemingly lifted from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1946 thriller “Notorious.” At least one Times reader —namely “M:I” screenwriter Robert Towne — vehemently disagreed.

Read the review: An action arsenal

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Times staff writers Justin Chang, Josh Rottenberg and Nardine Saad contributed to this story.

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Movie review: The Teacher's Lounge – Law Society Journal

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Idealistic young teacher Carla Nowak (played with anxious intensity by Leonie Benesch) is a new arrival at a German secondary school. Well-meaning and empathetic, she is the conductor of a peaceful classroom. A shot of Carla from behind, her arms beautifully outstretched, suggests this is her daily orchestra. She is organised and dedicated, if a touch closed off from her fellow teachers.

But when a student of Turkish origin is accused of stealing money, and Carla’s own surveillance of the teachers’ lounge indicates the guilt of Friederike Kuhn, an administrative staff member, we realise she’s far from in control. Carla’s star pupil, Lukas (Mrs Kuhn’s son), resents the accusation aimed at his mother. The students rally around him and the teachers, divided by internal disagreements, seem almost powerless to assert control.

Long gone is the strict discipline of The 400 Blows or Dead Poets Society. The students in the film seek neither escape to the outside world nor solace in the rich inner worlds sparked by poetry. As they have been taught, these students seek answers. They seek justice. As the editor of the student newspaper boldly declares that, outside of truth, “everything else is just PR.”

The path to maturity for the students seems not to lie in compromising their ideals but in sticking to them ever more fiercely. It’s a wonderful inversion of what the Germans call “Bildung,” the tradition which examines the formative years of youth, marked as it is by a certain moral education. But the students cede no ground. They are uninterested in the murky give-and-take of the adult world. Their world is zero sum.

Indeed, it is the teachers’ uncertain sense of themselves as disciplinarians and moral leaders that provides so much fuel for the plot. They do not know who they are, and the students grasp it quickly. Carla in particular has ideals, but does she really believe in them? Çatak satirises the speed at which the right to privacy, freedom of the press, and the concept of innocent until proven guilty are upended in the search for a thief. It’s quite an achievement, especially given that thrillers are rarely satirical, and satires seldom thrilling.

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The film moves so briskly that viewers can be forgiven for failing to notice that on Carla’s surveillance video, Mrs Kuhn’s blouse is patterned with little stars. It’s a knowing nod to Germany’s tragic past. That Mrs Kuhn also represents a slightly different power struggle within the school – between the teachers and the administrative staff – adds more complexity to The Teachers’ Lounge. One can only hope that the next films concerning the consequences of accusation are so richly engaging.

Verdict: Five stars

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‘Black Dog’ Review: Man Bites Dog, Becomes His Best Friend in Gorgeously Offbeat Canine Caper From China

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‘Black Dog’ Review: Man Bites Dog, Becomes His Best Friend in Gorgeously Offbeat Canine Caper From China

Chinese director Guan Hu’s visually stunning new feature, Black Dog, starts off with a familiar premise: After spending a decade behind bars, an ex-con named Lang (Eddie Peng) returns to his tiny native city in Northwest China on the outskirts of the Gobi Desert. He tries to integrate into regular life, but certain demons from his past come back to haunt him.

If this sounds like any number of throwaway B-movies, or like the plot of the recent Sylvester Stallone series Tulsa King, be advised that Black Dog is not that kind of thing at all. First off, it’s unclear who, exactly, the title is referring to. Is it the film’s total outcast of a protagonist, who barely utters a full sentence to anyone — including his own father — as he attempts to settle into a place that doesn’t want him? Or is it the stray black greyhound he meets in town, with whom he winds up forming a special bond?

Black Dog

The Bottom Line

Not your average pup.

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Venue: Cannes Film Festival (Un Certain Regard)
Cast: Eddie Peng, Tong Liya, Jia Zhang-ke, Zhang Yi, Zhou You
Director: Guan Hu
Screenwriters: Guan Hu, Ge Rui, Wu Bing

1 hour 46 minutes

Black Dog isn’t really a man’s-best-friend movie either, even if the relationship between Lang and his rabid mutt forms the crux of the plot. Set against a backdrop of urban blight and canine chaos, Guan’s highly original, deadpan thriller begins with a jarring sequence of dogs causing a bus to flip over on a desert road, only to get weirder and wilder from there. But at its heart, the film is really a classic story of redemption, taking lots of unexpected turns as it follows a down-and-out hero toward recovery.

The director’s previous efforts, including big-budget action flicks like Mr. Six and The Eight Hundred, are a far cry from the oddball tone and arthouse stylistics of Black Dog, which sits somewhere between the Coens’ No Country For Old Men and recent Chinese noirs like Diao Yinan’s The Wild Goose Lake. There’s some violence, but never of a particularly graphic kind, and there’s definitely some cruelty to animals. But the film is mostly about a very strange time and place, where men and dogs seem to be forever chasing each other around a desolate city on the verge of state-sponsored demolition.

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Set in 2008 during the months leading up to the Beijing Summer Olympics, the story picks up Lang — lanky, brooding and with a shaved head — after he survives the opening bus crash and wanders into town to take up residence in his childhood home. We learn that his father has moved out and lives at the local zoo, while a mob boss named Butcher Hu (played by Chinese auteur Jia Zhang-ke) is seeking revenge for the crime that put Lang in jail for a decade, details of which are divulged much later. 

The only true companion Lang makes upon his return is a mangy greyhound he runs into by one of the city’s many abandoned buildings, which is set to be destroyed in a massive urbanization plan that’s left much of the area populated by packs of stray pups. Guan makes sure to include a canine or two in nearly every shot of his movie, whether they’re silently watching the action from afar, strolling in the background, rushing through empty streets, or, in one standout stunt scene, crashing through a window.

Cinematographer Gao Weizhe’s superb widescreen images, bathed in dust and washed-out colors, constantly place Lang and his canine pal (who is never given a real name) within the vast uninhabited cityscapes and surrounding desert. With sand constantly blowing in from all sides, dogs running amok and other animals (serpents, tigers, monkeys) wandering about, it’s as if nature is taking its revenge on the forgotten town while the rest of China prepares to triumph when the Summer Olympics kick off in August.

Lang eventually reconnects with his father and manages to deal with Butcher Hu — an actual butcher who specializes in the local delicacy of snake meat — but more importantly, he winds up taking the black dog under his wing and nursing her back to health. Initially, it’s because Lang fears the greyhound gave him rabies, but their story gradually transforms into one of love at first bite. Man and hound not only get to know each other, but they start helping each other out in special ways that improve both of their lives.

Hollywood seems to put out a new mainstream dog flick every few months — the latest example being the Mark Wahlberg starrer, Arthur the King — but there’s also a subgenre of international films that treat canines with more depth and artistry. Guan’s strange and seductive new work belongs to the latter pack, joining other movies that have premiered in Cannes over the past decade, such as last year’s Palme d’Or and Oscar winner Anatomy of a Fall, where dogs become a pivotal feature of the plot.

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While Black Dog didn’t walk away with Cannes’ cheeky Palme Dog prize for films of that category (it went to French actress-director Laetitia Dosch’s Dog on Trial), it did scoop up a well-deserved Prix Un Certain Regard — no small feat in a sidebar that many believed outshined this year’s main competition. This should give Guan’s latest some traction beyond China, where he has already proved his bona fides as a major commercial filmmaker (The Eight Hundred grossed a whopping $460 million), and now proves he’s capable of making something both out-of-the-box and oddly captivating.

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The Beast (2023) – Movie Review

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The Beast, 2023.

Directed by Bertrand Bonello.
Starring Léa Seydoux, George MacKay, Kester Lovelace, Julia Faure, Guslagie Malanda, Dasha Nekrasova, Martin Scali, Elina Löwensohn, Marta Hoskins, Félicien Pinot, Laurent Lacotte, and Xavier Dolan.

SYNOPSIS:

The plot is set partly in a near future in which artificial intelligence is in control of everyone’s lives and human emotions are perceived as a threat.

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An ambitious story of tragic and toxic love sprawled across the past, rearview window present,  and near future, Bertrand Bonello’s The Beast wonders what it would be like if, in one of those three timelines, a well-intentioned man in one of them was also a raging misogynist making deeply disturbing YouTube videos promoting a violent cleansing coming by his hand as retaliation for women having always rejected his advances. This is a love story that is also anything but a love story, which is part of what makes it so compelling.

It certainly makes for a deeply uncomfortable moment when, roughly halfway into the film, present-day Gabrielle Monnier (Léa Seydoux impressively pulling off three variations of the same character, layering them all with a wide range of emotions and one haunting final shot that sticks in the mind sonically and visually) meets that man, Louis Lewanski (George MacKay, also terrific pulling off polar opposite depictions of this character and, at times, scarily finding a bit of humanity in the deranged variant), feeling that unexplainable gravitational connection, urging him to walk her home after a California earthquake. Louis repeatedly declines, insisting that something bad might happen, signifying that his hatred towards women comes less from the way they treat him and is more about his deep-sea-level fears and insecurities. 

While that dynamic does make for some traditional thrills, perhaps the real horror comes from a psychological place that, for anyone fascinated by stories about reincarnation or love across different timelines, there could be an utterly psychotic version of all of us out there. Or that we could be longing for someone so unhinged without knowing it. However, the film is, and rightfully so, much more concerned with Gabrielle’s emotional and physical journey returning to those past timelines as part of an AI-mandated process in the future to eliminate feelings from humans to make them “less dangerous” and more fit for a barebones workforce.  

This Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind reminiscent procedure takes Gabrielle to early twentieth-century France, where she is in a loveless marriage to the wealthy Georges (Martin Scali), encountering Louis at a glamorous party who is taken aback by her, vowing to protect her after she speaks of this inexplicable connection and an intense feeling that something disastrous is eventually going to happen. They remain in contact, and he is interested in her and her fascination with crafting dolls (a recurring motif across the film.) It is also worth mentioning that, yes, George MacKay and Léa Seydoux speak English and French in the respective timelines, only adding to the commitment and depth of these tremendous performances. Essentially, he is her savior in one life and her worst nightmare in the next; it’s a loaded juxtaposition that the filmmakers don’t waste.

There is also an experimental visual style that plays with pixel distortion and the nature of filmmaking, chiming in on how green screen and AI remove realism. The script (written by Bertrand Bonello, Guillaume Bréaud, and Benjamin Charbit, loosely based on aspects of the Henry James novel The Beast in the Jungle) brilliantly brings some of these conversations back into a portion of the grand, mind-shattering finale, sharply making that point. Without giving away, the ending sequence is a variation of one earlier scene that brings forth immense dread not only because of what is happening but also on a metatextual level in the filmmaking process. 

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The Beast is primarily split into two halves, with each containing stops in the future world, which is also fleshed out as a numbing existence overrun by technology and aesthetically detailed nostalgia nightclubs, which does work, especially if one has no idea about the second half-wild direction for George MacKay’s character. However, most viewers might already know about that going in (it’s not worth writing around in a review to be vague about what gives the film such unnerving depth) and become somewhat restless during the slower first half.

The Beast grows on the viewer as it gradually reveals more information and ideas, which is a lot considering the 146-minute running time. Nevertheless, there is love and danger here, packaged together in one cruel, psychologically torturous package. It is sweet and hellish, yet also clued into a depressing future informing its characters and ideas. 

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★ ★

Robert Kojder is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association and the Critics Choice Association. He is also the Flickering Myth Reviews Editor. Check here for new reviews, follow my Twitter or Letterboxd, or email me at MetalGearSolid719@gmail.com

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