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“Argylle” is Death by Mystery Boxes (Movie Review)

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“Argylle,” promoted as a creation from the ‘twisted mind’ of writer/director Matthew Vaughn, is set has hit theaters this weekend. However, despite Vaughn’s previous successes with blockbusters like “X-Men: First Class” and “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” the film is being characterized as less cohesive and more indicative of his bloated, uninhibited, and excessively self-indulgent tendencies in the later stages of his career. Critics suggest that the movie deviates from Vaughn’s earlier well-constructed and satisfying films, showcasing convoluted storytelling and a departure from previous successes.

In a bygone era, Vaughn crafted tight and thrillingly well-constructed films that left audiences satisfied. However, over his last three films, there has been a noticeable shift toward absurdly convoluted storytelling. “Argylle,” in particular, is criticized for being nearly indecipherable at times, burdened by ever-contradicting twists. Vaughn’s inclination towards a gaudy, digitally-altered visual aesthetic has also intensified, with both “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” and “Argylle” opting for green screen work that fails to create a convincing impression of reality. Additionally, his recent attempts at franchise expansion, including a post-credit scene in “Argylle” and setting up Adolf Hitler as a franchise big-bad in “The King’s Man,” have been deemed classless and in poor taste. “Argylle” is seen as the culmination of Vaughn’s ambitions, showcasing his worst tendencies and resulting in a film that is an absolute slog to endure.


TOP FIVE THINGS ABOUT “ARGYLLE”

5. The Cast

“Argylle” boasts an A-list cast that delivers commendable performances, showcasing both talent and a sense of enjoyment in their roles. Noteworthy mentions include Henry Cavill for successfully pulling off a distinctive haircut, Sam Rockwell for effortlessly embodying an endearing everyman spy, and Bryce Dallas Howard for earnestly selling even the most outrageously ridiculous aspects of the movie.

The cast exhibits strong chemistry at different junctures, leaving one yearning for a scenario where Vaughn allows these characters to truly shine without overshadowing them. Unfortunately, as it currently stands, “Argylle” provides only fleeting glimpses of the potential brilliance that could have been.

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4. Weak Spot: The Action

Matthew Vaughn received acclaim for the action sequences in the first “Kingsman” film a decade ago. The action was praised for its wild and raucous nature, combined with visual clarity and balletic choreography. This was particularly noteworthy during a time when many American action films were adopting the fast-cutting style of Paul Greengrass’ “Bourne” sequels, resulting in incoherent messes.

Regrettably, I watched “Argylle” with a heavy heart and much dismay as its action setpieces fell into many of the same traps that Matthew Vaughn deliberately avoided earlier in his career. Numerous sequences in “Argylle” suffer from staging, editing, and camera movement issues, making them feel messy and lacking in impact. Despite having about half a dozen action sequences, with the exception of a memorable ice-skating bit towards the end, I would struggle to recall a single beat of the action. The visuals are rendered into complete mush.

3. Weak Spot: The Needle Drops

The action sequences in “Argylle” are further confounded by the film’s musical choices. While Lorne Balfe’s score is not the issue, it’s Matthew Vaughn’s frequent and gratuitous use of needle drops that becomes mind-numbing. Every single action sequence features an attempt at an anachronistic needle drop, and it quickly grows old. It seems like Vaughn aimed to draw a connection between these action sequences and musical dance sequences, but the end result feels cheap and haphazard. The songs don’t feel truly integrated into the work but are rather hastily pasted over the top.

Every action sequence in “Argylle” features a gratuitous attempt at an anachronistic needle-drop, and it quickly becomes tiresome. It seems like Vaughn tried to establish a connection between these action sequences and musical dance sequences in the editing bay, but the result feels cheap and haphazard. The songs don’t feel genuinely integrated into the work; instead, they are hastily pasted over the top.

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The most egregious example of these musical choices is the use of The Beatles’ ‘new’ song, ‘Now and Then,’ which plays no less than three times throughout “Argylle” and never once gives even the vaguest impression of feeling like it belongs.

2. Weak Spot: The Twists

What makes a good twist?

With Vaughn’s recent bad takes in the press on “Star Wars,” let’s take a look at twists through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. The big ‘I am your father’ twist of “Empire Strikes Back” works because of the ways in which it completely uproots all of the audience’s and Luke’s understandings. The dividing lines of good and evil have been so thoroughly etched into stone up until this point, and suddenly, Vader’s revelation thrusts the entirety of the story into brand new territory, narratively and thematically.

Compare this to any of the dozen twists in “Argylle,” none of which have any impact whatsoever. The film throws twist after twist at its audience without ever taking the time to establish any kind of norm in the first place firmly. The result is that none of the twists feel shocking because we don’t care about these characters or even begin to understand their motivations, world, or stakes. So, instead of ground-shaking twists that fundamentally recontextualize our perception of the story, it all just feels like babbling, incoherent nonsense.

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1. Weak Spot: Numbingly Empty

The cumulative effect of all of these things is that “Argylle” is just fucking boring to sit through. It’s an absolute drag of a film, which is an insane thing to say about a movie this ludicrously over-the-top, but it’s true. By the time the film got to its biggest setpieces, they just washed over me because I was already so thoroughly unmoored by its baffling decisions at every turn. There’s a lot of stuff happening in “Argylle,” but it so rarely feels like anything of any substance is happening at all.

With its many twists, the movie practically conditions its audience to not believe anything it shows you. When paired with its already vapid, surface-level storytelling and grotesquely underbaked visual stylings, it makes for a film that just leaves one entirely numb.


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By the time “Argylle” arrives at its absolutely eye-roll-inducing tie-in post-credit bit, it’s nigh impossible not to feel like Matthew Vaughn has gotten so lost in his own echo chamber of lunacy that the once vital filmmaker has been diminished to little more than a bad joke.

Vaughn has made quintessential works, and I absolutely believe that he can again. But so long as he’s content to deliver absolute drivel like this and proudly hang his ‘twisted mind’ hat on it, that won’t happen.

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Movie review: Wicked – Baltimore Magazine

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There’s been a curious trend in the promotion of movie musicals lately. The trailers and commercials have obscured the fact that they are musicals. This was true of the Mean Girls trailer, which made the film seem like a highly redundant note-for-note remake of the Lindsay Lohan original. And it was also true of Timothée Chalamet’s Wonka, a particularly baffling choice since the original was itself a musical. Both those films did well at the box office but I would argue this was in spite of, not because of the sneaky marketing strategy.

Musicals are having a moment. It’s an extension of fan culture—that is to say, culture—with musical theater nerds loudly and proudly staking their claim among the other fandoms on social media. When I went to see The Outsiders on Broadway, there was a large group of teenage girls screaming for Ponyboy and cheering in anticipatory excitement before all the big numbers. When I caught a preview of The Great Gatsby, the screams were so loud you would think star Jeremy Jordan was Harry Styles.

Certainly among the most enduringly popular musicals is Wicked, the girl-power reimagining of The Wizard of Oz, which made co-stars Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth stars—or at the very least, god tier among musical theater nerds.

Happily, Universal Pictures didn’t try to obscure the fact that Wicked is a musical, but that’s not to say the production was without controversy. Everyone agreed that Cynthia Erivo, who won the Tony for The Color Purple and was Oscar nominated for her turn as Harriet Tubman in Harriet, was perfect for the part of misunderstood witch Elphaba, but mega pop star Ariana Grande as Glinda? When there were deserving musical theater professionals out there in need of a big break? Additionally, the promotion was not above its own bait and switch. Never seen in the commercials and trailer is the fact that the nearly three hour film is merely part one. Part two is due next year.

Let’s get those “controversies” out of the way first. Ariana Grande is a marvelous Glinda—pampered, entitled, but secretly kind—like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless if she had pipes for days. Anyone who has seen Grande on Saturday Night Live already knew she was funny—and here, her stellar comic timing is aided by her adoring sidekicks played with gleeful “you can’t sit here” bitchiness by Bowen Yang and Bronwyn James. As for the film being a part one? I wouldn’t fret it. It ends perfectly. You feel satisfied with what you just saw, while eagerly anticipating the next installment.

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So yeah, Wicked is good. Almost great, although I couldn’t quite warm up to all the CGI sets and backdrops. I understand that director Jon M. Chu worked hard to create a built environment, even going so far as to plant 9 million tulips to recreate Emerald City (reader: I thought they were fake). But, despite his best efforts, the film still has that slightly glossy, uncanny feeling of AI. Give me cheesy, hand-built sets any day.

Still there’s a lot to recommend here, as the film is filled with wit and cleverness and verve. Erivo, as expected, makes for a heartbreakingly vulnerable, yet fierce Elphaba, and her belting out of “Defying Gravity” feels like cinematic catharsis at its finest. There are also excellent supporting turns, including Jonathan Bailey as the dashing but romantically conflicted Fiyero; Michelle Yeoh as the glamorous professor of the dark arts, Madame Morrible; the voice of Peter Dinklage as the wise and kindly goat professor, Dr. Dillamond; and Jeff Goldblum as the Wizard. (I mean, of course, Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz. It’s casting as inevitable as it is perfect.) Also, look out for a few smartly placed cameos. (Can you say: Adele Dazeem?)

Directed and performed with flair and obvious affection for the source material, Wicked is a wickedly good time at the movies. And yes, I imagine it’s going to be popular, as I’m already thinking of shelling out 15 bucks to see it again.

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Superb reviews and a good opening for Nazriya’s Malayalam comeback film | Latest Telugu cinema news | Movie reviews | OTT Updates, OTT

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Suspense thriller Sookshmadarshini marks Nazriya’s return to Mollywood after a hiatus of four long years. Directed by MC Jithin and starring Basil Joseph as the male protagonist, the movie hit the big screens yesterday. Sookshmadarshini received glorious reviews from critics and is off to a good start at the box office.

In Kerala this Nazriya Nazim starrer collected in the vicinity of Rs. 1.6 crores gross, which can be termed as a promising start. The occupancies picked up in the evening and night shows once the reports started coming in. Even though the film had a limited release in the USA, it raked in over $30K on the opening day. The showcasing is expected to increase in this territory from today. Globally, the movie earned approximately Rs. 4 crores gross.

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Riding on the terrific word of mouth, Sookshmardarshini commenced its day two with a bang. The movie is now selling around 7K tickets per hour on the BMS portal. Said to be made on a shoestring budget, the film has a high chance of emerging as a blockbuster. Sooskhmadarshini will have a solid weekend, but its performance on the first Monday will give us an idea about the final numbers.

Sookshmadarshini is bankrolled by cinematographers Shyju Khalid and Sameer Tahir, along with AV Anoop. The movie also stars Deepak Parambol, Sidharth Bharathan, Merin Philip, Akhila Bhargavan, Pooja Mohanraj, and others in pivotal roles. Christo Xavier composed the tunes.

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‘Flow’ Review: Dogs and Cats … Swimming Together … Moist Hysteria!

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‘Flow’ Review: Dogs and Cats … Swimming Together … Moist Hysteria!

There comes a moment in every animal lover’s life where we’re watching a movie with a cat in it, or a dog, or an [insert animal here], and we’re overwhelmed by one singular thought: “I swear to god, if anything happens to this creature, I will never watch a movie again.”

It’s an empty threat — probably — but in the moment nothing could be more sincere. Animals have a way of cutting through our emotional defenses. They can be jerks (my cats are literally punching each other right now) but they don’t screw each other over for money. They don’t pass legislation to deny people access to public bathrooms. In the movies, a human being is able to lose our sympathy completely, to the point that something bad happening to them feels like karmic justice. But a cat doesn’t deserve any of that crap. Ever. Ever.

So a film like “Flow” is about as harrowing as filmmaking gets, especially if you like cats. Or dogs. Or secretarybirds. Or lemurs. Or capybaras. The movie puts all these little guys in peril very quickly and never lets up. Even the quietest moments of “Flow” are tainted by existential threat. It’s suspenseful and pensive and painful in a way few films strive for, and fewer still achieve.

“Flow,” directed by Gints Zilbalodis (“Away”), tells the story of a cat who lives in the woods in a long-abandoned house. A pack of dogs, all domesticated breeds, roams these woods as well, chasing our little guy down because — well, they’re dogs. One day, all of a sudden, with almost no warning, a tidal wave crashes through the trees, and the danger won’t stop there. The water level is slowly rising, every second, until all the land starts to disappear under the rippling surface.

The only salvation is a small wooden sailboat. The cat leaps into it along with a lemur and a capybara, and they float aimlessly, foodlessly, atop the trees, over mountains, through the last sky-scraping vestiges of human civilization. The dogs come back, and the golden retriever — being a golden retriever — makes friends with everybody. A secretarybird takes pity on them and brings fish, and may even be able to protect them from other airborne predators. Whatever these animals’ differences may have been, even though they’re naturally predators and prey, even they can recognize that in the face of climate change the only way to survive is by working together. Humanity, much to our ongoing shame, would apparently never.

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It’s not a subtle message, and any movie that relies entirely on placing animals in peril isn’t subtle either. Gints Zilbalodis doesn’t merely earn our sympathy with these creatures, he practically takes it from us at gunpoint. To be perfectly frank, “Flow” is in many ways a cinematic cheap shot. Sure, it’ll knock the wind out of you, but it’s not like we had any choice. Animals are cute. Animals in danger are an emotional nuclear strike.

Of course, nobody ever said movies have to be subtle. At least, nobody credible. But “Flow” does find subtlety in its little moments, as opposed to its big messages. The major plot points — daring rescues, unexpected alliances, spiritual moments that defy any literal interpretation — are heavy-handed, yet effective. The scenes of a cat, despite its harrowing circumstances, reduced to kittenhood by the allure of bopping a lemur’s swishing tail? Now that’s relatable. That’s life going on, whether we realize it or not.

So where are the humans in “Flow?” Long gone by the time the movie begins, apparently. “Flow” floats through the remains of our society, empty towers to infinity, monuments reduced to aquatic tombs. Our conspicuous absence is depressing, but then again, if it weren’t for us, or at least whoever built the boat these animals are clinging to, there would be no hope for any animal’s salvation. Except of course for the fish. They seem to be having a field day. If they could speak you’d probably hear one of them yell “I’m king of the world!’ before getting munched on by, apparently, the world’s very last cat.

“Flow” is animated in a style that suggests that Gints Zilbalodis plays, and loves, a lot of video games. The simplistic character designs, the bright lighting, the environments filled with tall structures in the distance to keep us oriented. The nature of the world is revealed in action and detail. Its immensity is contrasted with the smallness of the characters, highlighting a breathtaking sense of scale.

“Flow” uses platforming and puzzle-solving elements to push its story forward, and before long you might get a little impatient and wonder when we’re finally going to be allowed to play. We can’t, of course, because in this story humanity is dead. The story is in so many ways about persevering in the face of overwhelming helplessness. We may never get that “Shadow of the Colossus” movie Hollywood kept threatening to make for so long, but “Flow” understood many of the storytelling lessons that particular classic had to teach us.

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Zilbalodis’s film makes a powerful double feature with this year’s “The Wild Robot,” which also tells a tale of a harrowing future in which animals have to set aside their instincts and band together to survive. Both films evoke religious imagery, although “The Wild Robot” is very much The New Testament and “Flow” is basically “Noah’s Skiff.” On the surface it may be tempting to suggest that “The Wild Robot,” being the Hollywood studio version, is the less subtle of the two, but that film has complex philosophical conversations that “Flow” can only hint at, and the commitment “Flow” has to imperiling small animals amidst a climate change allegory is anything but understated. The two films make similar points in incredibly different ways; both do a beautiful job of it.

Getting back to my earlier threat that if anything happens to the cat I’ll never watch a movie again — I can’t say everything turns out OK. Because it kind of can’t, and that’s the point. The animals in “Flow” aren’t in control of their circumstances, and it’ll be a miracle if anything — except of course for (most of) the fish — survives this aquatic apocalypse. And if they do, who knows for how long? Then again “Flow” is itself a bit of a miracle, so maybe there’s hope. If not for us, then at least for the innocent creatures who have to live in the crappy world we’ve made for them.

So if anything does happen to this cat, or this dog, or this secretarybird, or this lemur, or this capybara … we have only ourselves to blame.

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