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“Argylle” is Death by Mystery Boxes (Movie Review)

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“Argylle,” promoted as a creation from the ‘twisted mind’ of writer/director Matthew Vaughn, is set has hit theaters this weekend. However, despite Vaughn’s previous successes with blockbusters like “X-Men: First Class” and “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” the film is being characterized as less cohesive and more indicative of his bloated, uninhibited, and excessively self-indulgent tendencies in the later stages of his career. Critics suggest that the movie deviates from Vaughn’s earlier well-constructed and satisfying films, showcasing convoluted storytelling and a departure from previous successes.

In a bygone era, Vaughn crafted tight and thrillingly well-constructed films that left audiences satisfied. However, over his last three films, there has been a noticeable shift toward absurdly convoluted storytelling. “Argylle,” in particular, is criticized for being nearly indecipherable at times, burdened by ever-contradicting twists. Vaughn’s inclination towards a gaudy, digitally-altered visual aesthetic has also intensified, with both “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” and “Argylle” opting for green screen work that fails to create a convincing impression of reality. Additionally, his recent attempts at franchise expansion, including a post-credit scene in “Argylle” and setting up Adolf Hitler as a franchise big-bad in “The King’s Man,” have been deemed classless and in poor taste. “Argylle” is seen as the culmination of Vaughn’s ambitions, showcasing his worst tendencies and resulting in a film that is an absolute slog to endure.


TOP FIVE THINGS ABOUT “ARGYLLE”

5. The Cast

“Argylle” boasts an A-list cast that delivers commendable performances, showcasing both talent and a sense of enjoyment in their roles. Noteworthy mentions include Henry Cavill for successfully pulling off a distinctive haircut, Sam Rockwell for effortlessly embodying an endearing everyman spy, and Bryce Dallas Howard for earnestly selling even the most outrageously ridiculous aspects of the movie.

The cast exhibits strong chemistry at different junctures, leaving one yearning for a scenario where Vaughn allows these characters to truly shine without overshadowing them. Unfortunately, as it currently stands, “Argylle” provides only fleeting glimpses of the potential brilliance that could have been.

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4. Weak Spot: The Action

Matthew Vaughn received acclaim for the action sequences in the first “Kingsman” film a decade ago. The action was praised for its wild and raucous nature, combined with visual clarity and balletic choreography. This was particularly noteworthy during a time when many American action films were adopting the fast-cutting style of Paul Greengrass’ “Bourne” sequels, resulting in incoherent messes.

Regrettably, I watched “Argylle” with a heavy heart and much dismay as its action setpieces fell into many of the same traps that Matthew Vaughn deliberately avoided earlier in his career. Numerous sequences in “Argylle” suffer from staging, editing, and camera movement issues, making them feel messy and lacking in impact. Despite having about half a dozen action sequences, with the exception of a memorable ice-skating bit towards the end, I would struggle to recall a single beat of the action. The visuals are rendered into complete mush.

3. Weak Spot: The Needle Drops

The action sequences in “Argylle” are further confounded by the film’s musical choices. While Lorne Balfe’s score is not the issue, it’s Matthew Vaughn’s frequent and gratuitous use of needle drops that becomes mind-numbing. Every single action sequence features an attempt at an anachronistic needle drop, and it quickly grows old. It seems like Vaughn aimed to draw a connection between these action sequences and musical dance sequences, but the end result feels cheap and haphazard. The songs don’t feel truly integrated into the work but are rather hastily pasted over the top.

Every action sequence in “Argylle” features a gratuitous attempt at an anachronistic needle-drop, and it quickly becomes tiresome. It seems like Vaughn tried to establish a connection between these action sequences and musical dance sequences in the editing bay, but the result feels cheap and haphazard. The songs don’t feel genuinely integrated into the work; instead, they are hastily pasted over the top.

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The most egregious example of these musical choices is the use of The Beatles’ ‘new’ song, ‘Now and Then,’ which plays no less than three times throughout “Argylle” and never once gives even the vaguest impression of feeling like it belongs.

2. Weak Spot: The Twists

What makes a good twist?

With Vaughn’s recent bad takes in the press on “Star Wars,” let’s take a look at twists through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. The big ‘I am your father’ twist of “Empire Strikes Back” works because of the ways in which it completely uproots all of the audience’s and Luke’s understandings. The dividing lines of good and evil have been so thoroughly etched into stone up until this point, and suddenly, Vader’s revelation thrusts the entirety of the story into brand new territory, narratively and thematically.

Compare this to any of the dozen twists in “Argylle,” none of which have any impact whatsoever. The film throws twist after twist at its audience without ever taking the time to establish any kind of norm in the first place firmly. The result is that none of the twists feel shocking because we don’t care about these characters or even begin to understand their motivations, world, or stakes. So, instead of ground-shaking twists that fundamentally recontextualize our perception of the story, it all just feels like babbling, incoherent nonsense.

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1. Weak Spot: Numbingly Empty

The cumulative effect of all of these things is that “Argylle” is just fucking boring to sit through. It’s an absolute drag of a film, which is an insane thing to say about a movie this ludicrously over-the-top, but it’s true. By the time the film got to its biggest setpieces, they just washed over me because I was already so thoroughly unmoored by its baffling decisions at every turn. There’s a lot of stuff happening in “Argylle,” but it so rarely feels like anything of any substance is happening at all.

With its many twists, the movie practically conditions its audience to not believe anything it shows you. When paired with its already vapid, surface-level storytelling and grotesquely underbaked visual stylings, it makes for a film that just leaves one entirely numb.


(D+)

By the time “Argylle” arrives at its absolutely eye-roll-inducing tie-in post-credit bit, it’s nigh impossible not to feel like Matthew Vaughn has gotten so lost in his own echo chamber of lunacy that the once vital filmmaker has been diminished to little more than a bad joke.

Vaughn has made quintessential works, and I absolutely believe that he can again. But so long as he’s content to deliver absolute drivel like this and proudly hang his ‘twisted mind’ hat on it, that won’t happen.

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The Deep Dark Movie Review: This eerie lovecraftian horror is a descent into hell

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The Deep Dark Movie Review: This eerie lovecraftian horror is a descent into hell
Synopsis: A group of unsuspecting miners go down a deep dark mine for a harmless mission but a landslide traps them inside and they encounter a mysterious bloodthirsty creature that’s nothing less than a killing machine.

Review: Directed by Mathieu Turi, ‘The Deep Dark’ is a claustrophobic thriller set in the shadowy confines of a subterranean cave. The film opens in 1856 with an explosion that causes a tragic collapse, hinting at the dangers that await a new group of miners tasked with recovering valuable artifacts. The story centers around professor Berthier (Jean-Hugues Anglade), who leads a team of young men into a mine with the promise of riches. However, the team’s collective greed and the professor’s insistence on going deeper into the cave result in a landslide, trapping them inside. As they attempt to find a way out, they awaken a deadly creature that was best left undisturbed.

One of the film’s most striking features is its use of black and white cinematography (by Alain Duplantier), which effectively underscores the dark theme and creates a sense of claustrophobia. However, the monochrome visuals can be tiring over time, and you might find yourself craving a splash of color to break the monotony. Turi’s direction emphasizes the eerie atmosphere of being trapped in an enclosed space with threats lurking around. The film’s slow-burn approach allows for a gradual build-up of tension, but the real action doesn’t kick in until later, which can test your patience.

Once the killing starts, however, ‘The Deep Dark’ delivers relentless bloodshed with some of the most gruesome and creative slayings seen in a horror film. That said, faster pacing of this Lovecraftian horror with more spooky action and less talk would have been ideal. Performances are decent but Amir El Kacem as Amir and Diego Martín as Miguel stand out. Also, because their characters have been fleshed out better than the others. The film relies heavily on jumpscares and special effects, with mixed results. The creature design is appropriately grotesque, but it at times feels gimmicky rather than genuinely terrifying. Despite this, the overall atmosphere and the sense of impending doom keep the audience on edge.

‘The Deep Dark’ succeeds in its primary goal of creating a tense and unsettling horror experience, though it struggles with pacing and character development. Once the action gets going, the film becomes a relentless bloodbath, leaving the audience gasping for breath and longing for daylight. While it’s not without its flaws, Turi’s commitment to a dark and suspenseful narrative makes it a decent addition to the horror genre.

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‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’ and ‘Monster’ movie reviews

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‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’ and ‘Monster’ movie reviews

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes is purportedly the first in another trilogy of films that will show the evolution of ape society from its current hunter-gatherer phase and develop the character of Noa. As such, director Wes Ball – anticipating a few years’ lucrative employment – has taken his time laying the foundations in that deliberate manner familiar from other Hollywood franchises. This makes Kingdom a slightly ponderous proposition that may satisfy fans who have dutifully followed the previous films, but will do little for those seeking mind-numbing entertainment on a Friday night.

Those areas where the films keep advancing are costume, make-up and special effects, which have rendered the ape impersonation almost perfect. This extends to skillful mimickry of the way various apes move. It’s only when we get up close that we catch a glimpse of the actor behind the elaborate façade. Yet this degree of perfection only tends to throw the leaden nature of the narrative into sharper relief. As the story dragged on and on, I began to feel nostalgic for those days when the movies would just put a guy in a gorilla suit and tell him to start beating his chest.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Directed by Wes Ball

Written by Josh Friedman, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver

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Starring Owen Teague, Freya Allen, Peter Macon, Kevin Durand, Eka Darville, Lydia Peckham, Sara Wiseman, Travis Jeffery, William H. Macy, Neil Sandilands

USA, M, 145 mins

Monster

Although Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes is set to be a blockbuster, Monster is one of those critically acclaimed films that can expect to enjoy a modest success at the box office.

Director Hirokazu Koreeda is celebrated for his portrayals of families – big, small, sometimes barely recognisable as such. This time, he focuses on a family that consists of only a single mother, Saori Mugino (Sakura Ando), and her 11-year-old son, Minato (Soya Kurokawa), living in a provincial Japanese city. As they sit together, talking to a photograph of Minato’s dead father, we can see how closely they are bonded. They watch from their apartment window as a downtown building that contains a nightclub goes up in flames.

Yori Hoshikawa (Hinata Hiiragi) and Minato (Soya Kurokawa). Suenaga Makoto

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“If a pig’s brain is put into a human head,” Minato asks his mother, “is that person a human or an animal?” It sounds silly, but this “pig brain” proposition will recur throughout the film, attributed to several different characters.

The mother-son relationship develops cracks when Minato starts acting strangely, snipping away at his own hair, coming home from school with only one shoe. One evening he doesn’t come home at all, being eventually located in an old train tunnel hidden in the nearby woods. When he sustains an injury to his ear, Saori heads to his school to see what’s going on. Minato has laid the blame on his teacher, Mr Hori (Eita Nagayama), who has also allegedly accused the boy of having a pig’s brain.

When Saori confronts the teachers, especially the principal, Mrs Fushimi (Yuko Tanaka), they become a caricature of Japanese shame and conformity, bowing deeply, apologising and promising to do better. Saori is rightly incensed by this behaviour, which does nothing to solve the mystery of her son’s strange behaviour or confirm that the awkward Mr Hori did the things he was accused of doing. The principal, who has recently lost her grandson in a terrible accident, seems almost catatonic. The teachers apologise reflexively, with no explanations. We feel as bewildered as Saori, especially when it seems Mr Hori is continuing to teach as usual, with no action being taken.

Koreeda resolves the mystery by degrees, jumping back and forth in time to show us the origins of the things we can’t explain. These jumps are handled so seamlessly it takes a few seconds each time for us to realise where we are. In this film, nothing is quite what it seems. The crucial figure may not be Mr Hori, but Minato’s classmate, Yori Hoshikawa (Hinata Hiiragi), a small boy who is disliked by most of the class because of his eccentric behaviour. It’s Yori who claims constantly that he has a pig’s brain, and who leads Minato to the tunnel in the woods, where he has a hideout in an old train carriage. Yori is unhappy at home, being raised by a beer-swilling father who is usually at work or in a bar.

It begins to seem as if angelic-looking Yori is a classic bad seed, and for Minato, a bad influence. Yori keeps confessing that he’s a monster. As he carries a stove lighting device with him and roams around at night, it seems likely he had a hand in the fire that burned the hostess club his father frequented. Look closely and one can see the club was called Gilles de Rais, named after an infamous French child murderer of the Middle Ages.

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Single mum Saori Mugino (Sakura Ando) with her 11-year-old son, Minato. 

While we are trying to understand the relationship between Minato and Yori, Mr Hori is being persecuted by reporters and slowly driven mad. As we flash back and forth between past and present, Hori’s true role in the story begins to emerge.

Koreeda keeps us wondering about who, if anyone, is the monster. With each part of the puzzle falling into place, the picture keeps changing. It’s not even clear what being a “monster” might mean.

One noteworthy aspect of the film is the music, which was the final score by Ryuichi Sakamoto (1952-2023), best known for his haunting themes in Oshima’s Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (1983) and Bertolucci’s The Last Emperor (1987). It’s a typically subtle score, hardly more than a few touches of the piano where a scene requires a little emphasis.

Monster won the Queer Palm, at last year’s Cannes Film Festival, which is a somewhat dubious honour in that it narrows the way we read the relationship between two 11-year-old boys. Minato and Yori are only on the cusp of puberty and whatever the nature of their friendship, it would be ridiculous to label it “queer”, in the way that word is now used to denote self-conscious gender non-conformity. Surely, it’s not unusual for children of that age to become passionately attached to their friends, often at the expense of their families. Are they considered “monsters” because of the closeness of a relationship that even makes Minato feel uncomfortable?

Koreeda makes no moral pronouncements, showing huge sympathy for all his characters, from the boys to Saori, Hori and the principal. Everyone has a hard time in this story, but they are given ample opportunity to declare their innocence to the audience, and the ending is not at all what one might expect. Perhaps the monster is no more than a red herring.

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Monster

Directed by Hirokazu Koreeda

Written by Yuji Sakamoto

Starring Sakura Ando, Eita Nagayama, Soya Kurokawa, Hinata Hiragi, Yuko Tanaka, Akihiro Kakuta, Mitsuki Takahata, Shido Nakamura

Japan, M, 127 mins

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Short Film Review: Abridged (2019) by Gaurav Puri

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Short Film Review: Abridged (2019) by Gaurav Puri

“No admissions in schools without money”

Gaurav is an independent filmmaker, a graduate in Film Direction & Screenplay Writing from the prestigious Satyajit Ray Film & Television Institute, India. His films, fiction, documentary and experimental, have been screened at various national and international film festivals. He has been a producer/member of a film collective, Lightcube, acclaimed as one of the leading resources for research and presentation of image-forms. His interests lie in audio-visual forms that intersect various folk-indigenous and modern-technological rationalities of storytelling. “Abridged” won the Golden Royal Bengal Tiger for Best National Documentary.

The film begins with the images of a construction site, while a voice from the news talks about the partial collapse of Majerhat Bridge in South Kolkata, and the disaster the event caused. Images of various parts of the city intermingle with each other, some of them somewhat artistic some of them more documentary-like, as the director seems to catch daily life in the area from the very early morning. Newspaper distributing, people sleeping on the street under bridges, trains passing under bridges and passerby all become part of the narrative.

As the film description states, “In recent years, Kolkata has witnessed the collapse of bridges Majerhat being the most recent. Set in the context of rapid urbanization, the film, titled “Abridged” examines the lives of various bridges, both over and under–how lives are organized around the bridge as a public space”. As such, the focus of the movie is on exactly that, describing everyday life in the city, and particularly the part of it that takes place under bridges.

It is impressive to watch people having set up shops under the constructions for example, as a shoe salesman highlights quite eloquently, while a number of them, seem to actually live beneath them. Schoolgirls playing with a dog, a mother combing her children’s hair, a chicken jumping in front of a motorcycle, cars parking are just some of the things that happen under bridges, in a testament on how life can take place anywhere, particularly in such crowded places as Kolkata.

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The construction of bridges is also highlighted, through some very intriguing frames and close ups, with Puri and his cinematographer Sukhan Saar evidently being able to find beauty in the most surprising moments, not omitting however, to show that reality is also ugly, as the garbage and the corrosion of the constructions highlights. A man talking about how without money, people cannot even attend school adds a social comment in the narrative as does the aforementioned salesman who talks about how the government wants them to leave, but they have nowhere to go. In that same fashion, the signs on the street that state ‘buy less, built more” appear as rather ironic, also in a testament to the meaningful editing here by Pritam Mandal.

A song heard in the background as the night falls once more, while the bridge builders keep working, a couple of voyeuristic scenes, a child looking at the camera, a man setting up his “bed”, a woman who sheds light on the reasons people end up living under bridges, and a man with his goat herd passing the street, conclude the movie.

Gaurav Puri follows an observational approach, in a documentary though, that is exceptionally shot, with the documentation of reality moving hand to hand with visual beauty. This combination, and the presentation of a life that is very seldom depicted on cinema deems “Abridged” as an exquisite film, a testament to the prowess of all people involved in it.

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