San Francisco, CA
Kurtenbach: The 49ers must break their nasty habit — in Las Vegas of all places
The 49ers have a nasty habit in big games, and if they bring it to Las Vegas, their Super Bowl dreams will almost certainly become a nightmare.
No one can quite explain why the 49ers have posted slow starts in their four biggest games of the season — at Philadelphia, vs. Baltimore, and both NFC playoff games — and the good news for the 49ers is that it has only brought about one loss.
But the Kansas City Chiefs are a different kind of opponent.
Spot them an early two-score lead, and they will hold it until the confetti falls.
This season’s edition of the Chiefs is not a super team. Up to the start of the playoffs, it became trendy to write them off as Super Bowl contenders — for good reason: The Chiefs’ offense went from No. 1 last year (per DVOA) to No. 8 behind bad wide receiver play and even worse play from offensive tackles. Tight end Travis Kelce didn’t look like his All-Pro self all season, and Mahomes didn’t either. This team had taken a step back, and in the competitive AFC, that was perceived as tantamount to a death sentence.
And here’s the thing: There hasn’t been much improvement. Kelce might be playing better, but Kansas City still has so many of those issues heading into the Super Bowl.
The reason they are in the big game is because they are ruthless.
They might not have the firepower to beat any team they want anymore.
But in addition to one of the best defenses in the NFL, the Chiefs have the experience and knowledge to appropriately manage a game.
It’s all very reminiscent of the Tom Brady Patriots.
It’s become evident this season that the vast majority of NFL pundits are not, in fact, watching the full games. YouTube highlights, perhaps, but not the full game broadcasts or the All-22 film.
As such, the discourse (excuse me while I vomit) around Niners’ quarterback Brock Purdy is that he’s a dink-and-dunk game manager — someone who does very little but gets the ball to his playmakers on screen passes and lets them do the rest.
Meanwhile, Mahomes’ well-deserved reputation as a deep-ball-slinging, devil-may-care talisman persists.
In reality, the roles are completely reversed this season.
Kansas City is running the offense people think the 49ers run.
The 49ers are running the offense that people think Kansas City still runs.
Purdy was one of the NFL’s best and most frequent deep-ball passers this season. He was a gunslinger of the highest order.
Mahomes, meanwhile, has become a screen-pass merchant — his average air yards per throw was sixth lowest in the NFL this season.
That’s the way it had to be for Kansas City, though. Things had to be pared back — the offensive made more simple.
The Chiefs might not have the offensive firepower to beat you anymore, but they won’t beat themselves — they let their opponent take care of the rest.
That’s what Kansas City did in the AFC Playoffs. Miami playing in negative-degree temperatures made that playoff opener a breeze for Kansas City — the Dolphins made it clear from the opening snap that they’d do anything to get back to sub-tropical weather.
Then Buffalo beat itself the following week. The Bills scored with 3:23 to play in the third quarter of that game. They didn’t score again as their offense became solely predicated on Josh Allen running and throwing. He did neither at a high level down the stretch. One-man shows don’t work in the playoffs.
And then, in the AFC Championship Game, the Ravens went out and executed one of the strangest game plans in recent NFL history.
Kansas City scored 17 points in that title game. Had that been known before the contest, everyone would have fairly presumed the Chiefs lost.
But the Chiefs won because Baltimore quarterback Lamar Jackson — the most extraordinary running quarterback ever — decided to stand in the pocket for eight, nine, ten Mississippi on dropback after dropback.
The Chiefs’ opponents en route to the Super Bowl were not ready for primetime.
Are the 49ers?
This is the fifth massive game the Niners will play this year.
They’re 0-4 with good starts in them.
Against Philadelphia in Week 10 — remember how hyped that game was? — the Niners had negative offensive yards at the start of the second quarter.
Then, against Baltimore on Christmas, everything went wrong for the Niners on offense from the jump.
Green Bay never opened up a big lead in the teams’ NFC Divisional Round contest, but they held the Niners’ offense at bay in the battle of the Bays. The Niners needed a game-winning drive late in the fourth quarter to advance.
And then Detroit put a hurt on the Niners in the NFC Championship Game. If not for a Detroit meltdown that started late in the second quarter, and if not for a comeback for the ages — 27 unanswered second-half points — San Francisco would be watching the Super Bowl on TV like the rest of us.
Philadelphia, Green Bay, and Detroit all showed their own flaws after the Niners showed theirs.
But Kansas City won’t follow suit. This team — led by a Hall of Fame quarterback and head coach — has spent the last few weeks proving they can keep their poker face in Las Vegas.
The Chiefs have played enough playoff football to know that style points don’t mean a thing. You don’t get to skip a round if you blow out a team.
No, it’s survive and advance. The Chiefs might be more cunning than dominant this postseason, but the results are the same.
So, while the 49ers might feel pretty good about themselves (and for good reason) heading into the Super Bowl, after back-to-back comebacks, the better policy would be to play their best football early.
The last time these two teams met in the Super Bowl, Kansas City won with a late push. The 49ers led by 10 and had Kansas City facing a third-and-15 in their own territory with just over seven minutes to play in the game.
Then the Wasp stung.
But the Chiefs don’t hold those kinds of cards this time around.
That Chiefs team was a cobra. This team is a boa constrictor — simple, steady, and suffocating.
As such, a late-game push like the two that lifted the Niners to the Super Bowl is likely not in the cards for a third straight game.
The most important quarter of the Super Bowl might end up being the first.
And the Niners can’t afford to miss it.
San Francisco, CA
Gas explosion in San Francisco Bay Area damages homes, sends heavy smoke into air
SAN FRANCISCO — A gas explosion started a major fire in a San Francisco Bay Area neighborhood on Thursday, damaging several homes and sending heavy smoke into the air.
Local outlets said there are possible injuries from the Hayward explosion.
A spokesperson with Pacific Gas & Electric Co. said a construction crew damaged an underground gas line around 7:35 a.m. The company said it was not their workers.
Utility workers isolated the damaged line and stopped the flow of gas at 9:25 a.m., PG&E said. The explosion occurred shortly afterward.
San Francisco, CA
San Francisco restaurant removes tip from check, adds stability for workers
It’s another packed night at La Cigale in San Francisco, where chef Joseph Magidow works the hearth like a conductor, each dish part of a high-end Southern French feast for the fifteen diners lucky enough to score a front-row seat.
It feels like the beginning of any great night out, until you realize this restaurant has quietly removed the part of dining that usually causes the most indigestion.
“You get to the end and all of a sudden you have this check and it’s like a Spirit Airlines bill where it’s like plus this plus plus that,” Magidow said.
So La Cigale made a rare move: they “86ed” the surprise charges, restaurant-speak for taking something off the menu. Dinner here is all-inclusive at $140 per person, but with no tax, no tip, no service fees. Just the price on the menu and that’s the price you pay.
“There’s no tip line on the check. When you sign the bill, that’s the end of the transaction,” Magidow said.
Though still rare, across the country, more restaurants are test-driving tip-free dining, a pushback against what many now call “tip-flation.” A recent survey found 41% of Americans think tipping has gotten out of control.
La Cigale customer, Jenny Bennett, said that while she believes in tipping, she liked the idea of waiters being paid a fair wage.
“Everywhere you go, even for the smallest little item, they’re flipping around the little iPad,” she said.
At La Cigale, servers make about $40 an hour whether the night is slow or slammed. The upside is stability. The downside? No big-tip windfalls.
But for server and sommelier Claire Bivins, it was a trade she was happy to take.
“It creates a little bit of a sense of security for everyone and definitely takes a degree of pressure off from each night,” she said.
The stability doesn’t end there. La Cigale offers paid vacation, a perk most restaurant workers only dream of.
For Magidow, ditching tips also means leaving behind a system rooted in America’s painful past.
“It was a model that was created to take former enslaved people, who many of them went into the hospitality industry, after slavery and put them in a position where they are still being controlled by the guest.”
And as for the bottom line? It hasn’t taken a hit.
“It seems like everyone is leaving happy,” Magidow said. “That’s really all we can hope for.”
San Francisco, CA
Woman gives birth in San Francisco Waymo car
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) — A driverless Waymo vehicle turned into a temporary birthing center when a woman gave birth to a baby inside the car before she reached a hospital, according to the autonomous vehicle company.
The pregnant woman was apparently in labor and attempting to reach a University of California San Francisco hospital when the baby arrived.
Waymo’s remote Rider Support Team detected unusual activity, initiated a call to check on the rider, and contacted 911. The mother and her new baby arrived safely in the Waymo at the hospital, according to the company.
The newborn is likely the youngest-ever person to ride in a driverless vehicle in the Bay Area.
A Waymo spokesperson told KRON4, “We’re proud to be a trusted ride for moments big and small, serving riders from just seconds old to many years young. We wish the new family all the best, and we look forward to safely getting them where they’re going through many of life’s events.”
Waymo immediately removed the vehicle from service for cleaning.
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