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Face it, Kansas: Our new license plate design looks slapdash and dull. Surely we can do better. – Kansas Reflector
Beauty, as the poets say, is in the eye of the beholder.
Except when it comes to the design of new Kansas license plates. Those things are ugly as sin. And not the fun sins like lust and gluttony, but the nasty ones like avarice and wrath.
Rep. Brandon Woodard, a Lenexa Democrat, spoke for us all on the platform formerly known as Twitter: “What in the straight hell is this design? Absolutely not.”
If it were a person, this license plate design would be your younger brother Trent, who never settled down and still lives in a studio apartment well into his 30s. He sells nutrition supplements and works as a part-time personal trainer while dabbling in cryptocurrency. Everyone in the family wants to tell Trent to wake up and make something of himself, but no one wants to go first and offend mom, who always had a soft spot for the annoying goofball.
I’m stepping up. Gov. Laura Kelly, this plate was a bad idea.
Perhaps the plate design needed replacing. David Harper, director of the vehicle division at the Kansas Department of Revenue, said that the old-style embossed tags deteriorated and made it difficult for law enforcement and emergency responders to identify cars. Fair enough.
But this eyesore just creates new problems. As the Kansas City Star reported, the plates made commenters online think of University of Missouri colors and New York state tags.
Blech.
Rep. Nick Hoheisel, a Wichita Republican and member of the House Transportation Committee, wrote an official letter to Kelly asking for a reprieve.
“As representatives of the people, it’s imperative that we consider the sentiments and concerns of Kansans, particularly when it involves something as prominent as the license plates that will adorn their vehicles for the next decade or more,” he said. “License plates are more than just identifiers; they symbolize a sense of pride and belonging for the people of our state.
“The decision to introduce these new plates without prior public input or feedback seems to have overlooked the importance of engaging our citizens in such matters. As far as I am aware, there was no comprehensive gathering of public opinion regarding the new design, which raises serious concerns about the process.”
He goes on to suggest a submission process or “specialized platform” for design suggestions and feedback from the public.
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Not for the first time, Hoheisel strikes me as absolutely correct.
To me, the worst part of the plate is its sheer laziness. Forget about the orange and resemblance to any other state’s plate. You can’t convince me that anyone worked on this design for more than 10 minutes — 20 if they sweated the details.
Kansas prioritizes and values hard work and dedication. Not shiftlessness.
You can look at plates the state has used since the early 1980s at this link. The five default designs that came before this one all looked better — more creative, more emblematic of the state, more aesthetically pleasing. The plates from most of the 1990s and 2000s emphasized our sweeping skies and a shock of wheat. Okay, they might not have been the most original graphic approaches in the world, but they sure said “Kansas” to me.
The new plates say to me: “Hey friend, have you tried this totally rocking chocolate-flavored protein power? It really helps you bulk up.”
Get a real job, Trent. You’re wasting your potential!
I offer two notes of caution.
First, Republicans have gone overboard in highlighting Kelly’s New York connections while lambasting the design. The party’s newsletter headline reads: “New Kansas License Plate Design Another Embarrassment for New York Native Kansas Governor Laura Kelly.” Yes, the plate resembles New York’s, and yes, Kelly comes from there. But spare us the “not from around here” implication of these comments. Get over it, guys: She beat you all twice, she’s going to be governor through the end of 2026.
Second, we really do have more important topics to talk about. The state must expand Medicaid for the sake of families across its 105 counties. We have a bunch of money in the state treasury that could fully fund special education and a host of other programs to make people’s lives better.
GOP legislative leaders give every indication that they plan to instead work on making people’s lives worse by denying expansion and handing out tax cuts to their rich pals.
That’s far uglier than any flawed license plate.
Clay Wirestone is Kansas Reflector opinion editor. Through its opinion section, Kansas Reflector works to amplify the voices of people who are affected by public policies or excluded from public debate. Find information, including how to submit your own commentary, here.
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Four Takeaways from the Chiefs’ 29-10 Win Over the Steelers
The Kansas City Chiefs were on the road this holiday season, capping off their 11-day gauntlet with a big-time win over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Fueled by a high-flying offensive performance and an inspiring effort from the defense, Andy Reid’s team accomplished plenty on Christmas Day.
With that in mind, here are four takeaways from Wednesday’s game.
When Patrick Mahomes suffered a high-ankle sprain in Week 15 against the Cleveland Browns, many thought the injury would limit Kansas City’s superstar signal-caller for weeks to come. While he clearly wasn’t 100% healthy in last Saturday’s win over the Houston Texans, he still played an efficient game and looked comfortable in the pocket. That continued into this week, with Mahomes himself saying he thought he’d be in an even better spot with the ankle for Wednesday. That certainly was the case in Pittsburgh.
In one of his better performances of the season, everything clicked for Mahomes at different points in the game. Early on, he moved well in the pocket and even got a deep ball to Justin Watson to convert. In the third quarter, he got the RPO game going and let his receivers do the work. The fourth quarter saw him connect with Travis Kelce on a record-breaking score. In all, the two-time MVP completed 29 passes for 320 yards and three touchdowns. If this is Mahomes rounding into playoff form, Kansas City will be in good shape.
Last weekend, Kansas City put up a mixed bag of defensive football against the Texans. Early on, C.J. Stroud and company had some explosive plays and didn’t have any trouble converting on third down. Things changed in the second half, even after defensive tackle Chris Jones suffered a strained calf. A Wednesday morning report confirmed that Jones wasn’t set to play in Week 17, which left the Chiefs’ defense shorthanded. While things were far from perfect without Jones, sitting him turned out to be the right call as the team managed in his absence.
Let’s get this out of the way: Pittsburgh very well could’ve – and should’ve – wound up with more points. On multiple occasions, the defense failed to contain Russell Wilson and the Chiefs struggled on third downs for most of the game. With that said, Steve Spagnuolo’s unit also forced some turnovers and generated a good deal of pressure on the afternoon. Things could’ve been worse than surrendering five yards per play against a big-play offense, especially down your top defender. Luckily for the Chiefs, they’ll take a 10-point output from the Steelers and also welcome Jones back with open arms whenever he’s healthy.
Last weekend, Chiefs rookie wideout Xavier Worthy hauled in a career-high seven passes and added 65 yards and a touchdown. He pitched in another score on Christmas, also topping his personal bests for receptions and yards with eight and 79, respectively. Mahomes and Co. have alluded to Worthy growing down the stretch of the season, which is exactly what he continues to showcase heading into the playoffs.
Kelce also deserves a huge tip of the cap. The future Hall of Fame man has already lost a step athletically and isn’t really a post-catch threat anymore, but he brought a bit of juice on Wednesday. At the age of 35 and in season No. 12, catching eight passes for 84 yards and a score will certainly do. There’s a case to be made that this was Kelce’s best game in nearly two months, and setting a record in the process is a big deal. He’s earned some rest over the next few weeks.
In the Week 17 playoff picture, the Buffalo Bills still stood a chance at securing the one-seed in the conference thanks to a head-to-head tiebreaker over the Chiefs from earlier this season. They also, however, gave the reigning champs a backup plan in case they fell flat on Wednesday. In the event that Kansas City lost to Pittsburgh on Christmas Day, they could’ve still locked up a first-round bye with a Buffalo loss or tie over the weekend. None of that applies now after the Chiefs handled business.
As it turns out, Wednesday served as a Merry Clinchmas for the Chiefs. They now sit atop the conference and won’t have to play on Wild Card weekend, also making sure that they won’t have to hit the road until they (potentially) reach the Super Bowl. Additionally, the timing of this victory now makes Week 18’s game against the Denver Broncos more interesting from a personnel standpoint. With the most important spot in the conference playoff bracket secured, there are only good problems on the team’s hands now.
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