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‘Beast’ Review: A Movie With No Bite

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‘Beast’ Review: A Movie With No Bite

You’d suppose it wouldn’t be that onerous to make a scary, or at the very least entertaining, film out of the idea of a rampaging lion attacking each human being in sight: Simply spherical up some suspenseful music and borrow stylistically from “Jaws.” In “Beast,” nevertheless, the director

Baltasar Kormákur

(“2 Weapons”) bungles each alternative for suspense and horror. The digital lion within the film is about as scary as Chevy Chase’s Landshark. Kick the factor within the snout, and it skitters away trying confused. Such woeful approach! Any self-respecting huge cat would merely take away the leg of anybody who tried that. If any lions watch this film, they’re sure to treat it as a comedy in regards to the sheer ineptitude of one in all their colleagues.

Worse, Mr. Kormákur one way or the other elicits a shoddy efficiency from the sturdy English actor

Idris Elba,

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whom I’d by no means seen flail like this. Mr. Elba performs

Nate Samuels,

an American doctor who brings his two daughters, Meredith and Norah (

Iyana Halley

and

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Leah Sava Jeffries

), to South Africa to go to the place the place their deceased mom grew up. The person who launched Nate to her is her childhood buddy Martin (Sharlto Copley), whom the ladies fondly tackle as “

Uncle Martin

” and who’s an professional on the native fauna and a buddy to lions. One in every of them dashes proper as much as him and places its paws on his shoulders as if asking for a dance. Poachers are, nevertheless, inflicting growing rage among the many prides, and rumors abound that Martin is without doubt one of the anti-poachers who’ve taken it upon themselves to function lion-protecting vigilantes, which could contain killing unlawful hunters.

There are some ethical difficulties right here, however the screenplay, by

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Ryan Engle,

skips over all of them, preferring to stay to a fundamental, “Hey, viewers, right here is one thing you need to know” components. Out of nowhere, the ladies specify (in entrance of Uncle Martin) that they’re upset with their father for not being kinder to their mom earlier than she died of most cancers. As Nate and he or she had separated simply earlier than she acquired sick, this appears unfair, however the level is that Nate is a timorous, disappointing fellow who should develop right into a stouthearted warrior in terms of defending his daughters from one in all nature’s most ferocious predators. Mr. Elba is completely at a loss about how you can play this delicate, round-shouldered character, however why was he solid on this function within the first place? The person has the construct of a tank. You may as nicely ask

Wallace Shawn

to play Batman. Nor does Nate’s interior battle make loads of sense; he’s haunted by the concept when dying got here for his spouse, he failed to face in its manner, saying, “No, you may’t take her,” however this sounds just like the perspective of a mystic, not a physician.

Iyana Halley and Sharlto Copley



Photograph:

Common Studios

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As soon as the film will get rolling, it quantities to an prolonged animal assault punctuated by loads of meaningless cross-talk, as Mr. Kormákur enjoys having his actors jabber over each other. (One of many youngsters wears a “Jurassic Park” tank prime, indicating the texture the director goes for, however the Baltasar Kormákurs of the world must have sufficient humility to keep away from evaluating themselves to

Steven Spielberg.

) Mr. Kormákur can’t get the solid to attune the performances to the extent of hazard at hand (I’ve seen youngsters present extra misery over a Wi-Fi outage than the youngsters on this film present when the offended lion begins climbing throughout their trapped automotive), and he appears oblivious to the best way the script consists of nothing however clunkers and banalities: “Hey, man, I don’t know what to do proper now,” and so forth. On a number of events the director creates the suspicion that he’s merely killing time as a way to drag the film previous the 90-minute mark (it runs 93 minutes together with credit), at one level pausing at size to circle his digicam menacingly, and switch up the spooky music on the soundtrack, whereas Nate merely attire a nonlethal wound.

Mr. Kormákur’s climax is supposed to be a showcase of immense braveness however appears extra like absurd folly, with Nate leaving a safe place to problem the lion whereas armed with nothing besides a brief knife and a plan to do a number of kicking and punching. Attempting to out-muscle a lion appears unwise. In any case, Uncle Martin helpfully factors out that the rationale an individual ought to attempt to keep away from combating a lion is as a result of “that’s not a combat that you’re designed to win.” Do inform.

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Appeared within the August 19, 2022, print version as ‘‘Beast’: A Story With No Chew.’

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Robot Dreams (2023) – Movie Review

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Robot Dreams, 2023.

Directed by Pablo Berger.
Featuring the voice talents of Ivan Labanda, Graciela Molina, José Mediavilla, José García Tos, Esther Solans, Tito Trifol, and Rafa Calvo.

SYNOPSIS:

Adapted from Sara Varon’s graphic novel, Robot Dreams tells the story of Dog, a lonely soul who decides to buy himself a new companion in the shape of Robot, delivered in parts for home assembly but soon lovingly transformed into a fully functioning friend. 

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Set in an alt-world ’70s New York where humans have been replaced by anthropomorphised-animals, yet birds are still birds, it’s little wonder that Dog is having a loneliness enforced existential crisis. Whether he catches a glimpse of the loving cross-breed couple across from him watching a movie in each others arms, or his own sad reflection as he turns off a television dominated by representations of companionship and love, nothing is making this puppy’s tail wag.

That is until he orders a mail-order robot, who looks a little like Futurama‘s Bender, but comes without the attitude. In fact, his presets are perfect for Dog, as the two form a montage-heavy friendship of hand-holding and happiness.

As with all great stories of love, for that’s what this is, their Earth, Wind & Fire accompanied friendship rusts to a standstill when a trip to the beach triggers a forced separation that brings a level of anxiety and longing usually reserved for Oscar nominated dramas.

As you can probably tell, Robot Dreams isn’t your run-of-the-mill animated buddy-movie for the sprogs. Largely dialogue-free, littered with deadpan comedy, and with a funk soundtrack that’ll have you humming ‘September’ as you bask in the same kind of melancholy glow brought on by Celine Song’s similarly themed Past Lives, Pablo Berger’s friendship-fable doesn’t shy away from the hard truths of loneliness, and being a grown up navigating the trials of life.

That’s not to say that this is a depressing tale, it’s quite the opposite. Robot Dreams offers up a message of hope. Sadness acts as a comma to a lot of what befalls Robot and Dog, but the full stop is a note of optimism. Robot’s locked-in months spent trapped on a beach in isolation are bleak, but his relationship with a family of nesting birds is joyous, if fleeting.

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And therein lies the film’s overriding message about on the brevity of life and living for the now, which Pablo Berger wraps in a beautifully realised world of animation that feels creatively fresh in a saturated genre.

Never showy, it’s the small touches that charm; Robot’s pencil line mouth, Dog’s wagging tail, or the moment he uses a towel on the beach to remove his swim shorts. As well as addressing the grander themes, it also perfectly captures the minutiae of life.

At 104 mins it is slightly too long, especially considering the vignette-style structure, which can’t help but make things feel repetitive by about the half way mark, but it ends in a way that’ll double the size of your heart and make you feel great about life….for a short while at least.

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★

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Boy Kills World: Bill Skarsgard stars in blood-soaked thriller

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2/5 stars

Exploding onto the screen like the bastard son of a dozen 1980s action movies and an arcade full of beat-’em-up video games, Boy Kills World is a whirl of blood-soaked martial arts and jet black humour that barely pauses for breath.

Bill Skarsgard rose to prominence as Pennywise the clown in It, and as the aristocratic villain of John Wick: Chapter 4. Here he stars as “Boy”, a deaf-mute angel of vengeance.

Over the course of two hours, Boy tears through the hierarchy of a near-future dystopia in the hopes of destroying the regal Van Der Koys, responsible for murdering his family.

The hook to Boy Kills World is that, because of his debilitated senses, Boy narrates his every waking moment through an incessant internal monologue, in a voice lifted from his favourite childhood video game, Super Dragon Punch Force 3.

Comedian and voice artist H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers) provides Boy with the vocal identity for his relentlessly self-aware, comic-book-style voice-over.

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Hilda Van Der Koy (Famke Janssen) rules with an iron fist, staging an annual “culling”, whereby a dozen enemies of the state are ceremonially executed in front of the people.

Such a fate befell Boy’s own mother and sister, and he has spent the years since living in hiding, honing his body into a lethal weapon under the brutal tutelage of Yayan Ruhian’s unforgiving Shaman.

Once Boy is set in motion, there is no stopping the swathe of bloody carnage he unleashes.

Bill Skarsgard in a still from Boy Kills World.
He allies himself with a pair of well-meaning rebels, played by Andrew Koji and Isaiah Mustafa, and together they dispatch an endless army of goons on their way to picking off the Van Der Koy clan, brought to the screen with cartoonish relish by Sharlto Copley, Michelle Dockery and Brett Gelman.

First-time writer-director Moritz Mohr shot the film in South Africa, which lends it a visually distinctive otherworldliness, but beyond this cosmetic exoticism, Boy Kills World ploughs a painfully familiar path.

Its sustained tone of fast-paced choreography, splashy violence and knowingly irreverent humour soon becomes exasperating, leaving it with no other option than to barrel towards a wholly predictable finale.

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Bill Skarsgard in a still from Boy Kills World.

Skarsgard’s performance must be commended for its physicality, but ultimately Boy Kills World becomes as much of a physical ordeal to watch as for its hero to survive, and will surely prompt all but the most resilient of viewers to tap out long before justice is served.

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