Greetings, Californians!

Welcome to the great state of Idaho, where the people are polite, the views are perfect, and the potato jokes are plentiful. We’re well aware that lots of folks from California have, as of late, decided to relocate to Idaho as their new permanent residence.

We’re glad you’re here! Please drive like we do, don’t take too long ordering your coffee, and don’t talk sh*t about Maggie O’Mara. Those are the rules. Don’t like ’em? Too bad.

Oh. There’s…one other thing you should know. While Idaho is a fantastic place to call home, there are a few locations you’re definitely going to want to avoid if you’re not familiar with the state of Idaho:

See? Idaho is a lovely place to be, as long as you know where you’re going.

On second thought, maybe that first option isn’t such a bad idea. If Idaho inmates can go viral searching for love, then maybe paying them a visit wouldn’t be so bad?

If you are new to Idaho, then perhaps you’ve somehow avoided the hundreds of headlines regarding the Idaho murders. Well, if that’s the case, you can catch up soon when Paramount+ launches their new series covering the case:

Visiting Idaho can be a little jarring with all the recent changes happening to local fast food options in the Gem State. If you plan on stopping for a quick bite to eat, you may want to update yourself on how they’re operating in 2024: