Will the final New Yorker leaving for Florida prove the lights?
As The Submit reported, a report 61,728 New York State residents fled to the Sunshine State final yr, a quantity prone to rise in 2022. Decrease taxes! Faculties with out masks! No shoebox-size residences that price extra to hire than it took to construct Hudson Yards!
You’ll all be sorry. As Jason Mudrick, head of Madison Avenue-based Mudrick Capital Administration, put it, “The primary drawback with transferring to Florida is that you must dwell in Florida.”
Monetary information web site Danger Market Information, citing a number of hedge funds’ plans to arrange a “Wall Road South,” warns that these firms are nuts to set foot in a state “more and more beset by tropical cyclones and flooding.”
The Yale College of the Atmosphere, in a 2020 article, acknowledged the “inescapable reality about life in South Florida: This low-lying area is ready to be swallowed by the ocean.”
A profitable Miami Seaside actual property dealer and advisor, Michael Bordenaro, divulged that almost half of his purchasers who moved to Florida gave up on their place within the solar inside 5 years. One purpose: astronomically priced wind and flood insurance coverage, amongst different surprises that may rapidly wipe out any tax advantages you assume you’re about to get pleasure from.
(Concentrate when a man who makes his dwelling promoting houses in Florida warns on his YouTube channel towards shopping for houses in that state.)
Chattering-class media slobs gush over South Florida after booze-fueled junkets to overhyped meals and artwork festivals or after scoring free meals at whichever fashionable Manhattan restaurant was the most recent to open a satellite tv for pc there.
However actual life within the land of palm bushes, manatees and badly blended mojitos is a special story.
In contrast with New Yorkers’ frenetic tempo, folks transfer slowly, if in any respect — even in supposedly dynamic Miami Seaside.
A male mannequin was busted in March after he masturbated for all to see at a Starbucks on Collins Avenue and twenty ninth Road. I’ve been to that Starbucks. The perp possible was simply attempting to move the time ready for bored baristas, who as soon as took 20 minutes to make my latte, to finish his order.
Massive Apple condo dwellers fear {that a} new constructing will block their river or park views. In South Florida, a brand new high-rise can wipe out all the ocean. It occurred to a buddy of mine who believed the vista he loved from the tip of South Seaside was protected — till a monstrous skyscraper one way or the other rose on a “protected” sliver of land.
As for supposedly ubiquitous sunshine — my associates spend a lot of their time plotting escapes from wet summers when it’s “like dwelling inside a moist sock” and from the six months yearly underneath hurricane watch.
New York has Lincoln Heart, Carnegie Corridor and the best assortment of museums anyplace, inside strolling distance of one another. Florida’s scattered, B-list cultural sources embody the New World Symphony and the Palm Seaside Opera, no threats to our Philharmonic or Met.
Florida’s true cultural icon is Mickey Mouse. The state let Disney rule a valuable chunk of Orlando within the method of an imperial conqueror for a half-century. Gov. Ron DeSantis lastly yanked the Mouse’s “particular tax district” when Disney whined over a regulation forbidding “transgender schooling” for kindergarten-to-third-grade pupils.
However courtroom challenges are deliberate. Disney may nonetheless win. That is Florida, in any case — the Bizarre-However-True capital of America.
Solely in Florida should you go north to go south. For the Blue State crowd downstate, the place nary a southern accent is to be heard, life’s an Higher West Facet or brownstone Brooklyn wine-and-cheese occasion. “Arrest Trump” is on many a tongue. Within the state’s swampy, Crimson State midsection and panhandle, they’d fortunately tune-in to a Confederacy Community if one had been to spring up.
And, in all places, the wild kingdom guidelines.
A Palm Coast lady claimed she noticed a child dinosaur in her yard final yr and posted a video to “show” it. A current genius customer to the Jacksonville Zoo had his wrist bloodied when he caught his arm into the jaguar cage. A resident of central-state Odessa was confronted by an 8-foot-long alligator on his doorstep a number of weeks in the past.
The state’s 1.3 million gators, it ought to be famous, are solely formally thought of a “nuisance” in the event that they’re a minimum of 4-feet lengthy. In the event you transfer to Florida, convey a tape measure — and examine your mind on the airport.
Powerball, Mega Millions jackpots: What to know in case you win
Here’s what to know in case you win the Powerball or Mega Millions jackpot.
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The Florida Lottery offers several draw games for those hoping to win one of the available jackpots. Here’s a look at the winning numbers for games played on Saturday, June 1, 2024
28-38-52-54-68, Powerball: 08, Power Play: 2
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24-40-53-56-59, Powerball: 05
04-19-38-43-47-50
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15-17-21-25-42-44
17-29-38-40-59, Cash Ball: 03
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Midday: 02-14-17-26-31
Evening: 12-16-24-26-36
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Morning: 05
Matinee: 04
Afternoon: 08
Evening: 05
Late Night: 03
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Midday: 5-8, FB: 2
Evening: 4-1, FB: 3
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Midday: 0-5-6, FB: 2
Evening: 0-6-2, FB: 3
Check Pick 3 payouts and previous drawings here.
Midday: 7-3-8-8, FB: 2
Evening: 8-8-3-6, FB: 3
Check Pick 4 payouts and previous drawings here.
Midday: 7-9-1-4-5, FB: 2
Evening: 4-8-0-4-9, FB: 3
Check Pick 5 payouts and previous drawings here.
Tickets can be purchased in person at any authorized retailer throughout Florida, including gas stations, convenience stores and grocery stores. To find a retailer near you, go to Find Florida Lottery Retailers.
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You also can claim your winnings by mail if the prize is $250,000 or less. Mail your ticket to the Florida Lottery with the required documentation.
If you’re a winner, Florida law mandates the following information is public record:
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A mother-daughter car ride in Florida’s Sarasota County led to quite a sighting last month. McClatchy News reports that Renee Aland was driving in the southwest city of North Port on May 20 when she did a “double take” at something she spotted along the side of the busy road: what looked to be an alligator, between 5 feet and 6 feet long. “It was seen coming out of the woods” behind a Kia dealership, where a canal was located, she posted on Facebook later that day, posting pics and a video of the strange animal.
“I look, and I see what I think is a gator,” Aland, who was driving with 15-year-old daughter Zoey Marzonie, tells NBC2. “When we got closer, I looked, and I saw his tongue… coming out, and I was like, ‘Oh crap, that’s not a gator.’” She added to McClatchy News that “I was a little taken aback at how many times it attempted to cross the street and turned around.” Her daughter added, per NBC2: “Have you heard of the show Jessie for Disney Channel? It was like that big lizard in Jessie.” As it turns out, Aland’s assessment that the animal wasn’t an alligator was correct: Local biologists say it’s some kind of monitor lizard, perhaps a Nile monitor but more likely an Asian water monitor.
Asian water monitors can reach up to 8 feet in length when fully grown, according to the US Fish and Wildlife Service. The invasive species isn’t native to the Sunshine State, instead typically brought there by people involved in the exotic-pet trade. Those lizards that escape or are let loose then spread via Florida’s canal system. Florida Gulf Coast University biologist Andrew Durso says people generally don’t need to fear monitor lizards. “Even though they’re carnivorous, they’re not dangerous to people,” he tells NBC2. “They’re not going to chase you; they’re not going to attack you.” Anyone who spots a similar creature wandering around should report it here, per Durso. (More lizard stories.)
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