South Dakota
South Dakota humorist Dorothy Rosby tells about how she had a bad case of “Class Reunion Syndrome” — The South Dakota Standard
My buddy “Susan” tells me she needs to get a makeover and lose twenty kilos—by Friday. It’s Wednesday.
“Do you, by likelihood, have a sure milestone occasion arising?” I requested her. She nods glumly. I knew it. Susan is exhibiting the basic signs of CRS—Class Reunion Syndrome. The second anybody decides to attend their reunion, they’re overcome with the urge to eating regimen, train and possibly also have a little “work” finished.
I by no means went that far, however I as soon as had some work undone for a reunion. I used to be anxious I’d be the primary particular person in historical past to put on braces to a fortieth class reunion. The one factor worse can be sporting dentures to a twentieth. However fortunately I received my braces off within the nick of time and I didn’t even need to threaten the orthodontist.
However I might have. There’s simply one thing a couple of class reunion that makes you determined. Possibly it’s the reminiscences of bullies, wedgies and D minuses. Possibly it’s the concern of being known as your outdated highschool nickname.
No matter it’s, because the date of the reunion will get nearer these with CRS might begin having second ideas. They might even try and provide you with good, although not essentially sincere, the explanation why they will’t attend in any case. “It’s so laborious to get a pet sitter.” “I may need a kidney stone by then.” “South Dakota climate is so unpredictable in August.”
Within the days earlier than the reunion CRS victims might discover themselves digging by way of outdated 12 months books and stalking former classmates on social media. That is partly out of real curiosity. However it’s additionally an effort to keep away from that embarrassing second when a classmate hugs them and says enthusiastically, “It’s so good to see you,” they usually do not know who it’s.
I don’t imply to brag however I can identify each single particular person I graduated with. It helps that there have been solely twenty-eight of us. I admit although, that at a reunion a number of years in the past I didn’t acknowledge a girl I as soon as knew very nicely. In my protection let me say it was a multiclass reunion and he or she was from one other class. Additionally she had actually aged.
That leads me to a different frequent CRS symptom: The satisfying, although normally mistaken, sense that everybody appears older—besides you.
CRS victims may discover that after they open their mouths throughout the reunion tales fall out. A few of them might even be true. However a good quantity can be higher left untold. At one in every of my highschool reunions a classmate was telling the story of a joyride in a “borrowed” police automobile when somebody interrupted him to ask, “Aren’t you working for county commissioner?”
In direction of the tip of the night these affected by CRS might discover themselves saying, “Let’s keep in contact,” or “Name me whenever you’re on the town.” That’s as a result of by this time CRS has typically run its course, although those that’ve skilled it are apt to relapse in 5 or ten years.
(Editor’s be aware: That is an excerpt from ’Tis the Season to Really feel Insufficient, Holidays, Particular Events and Different Instances Our Celebrations Get Out of Hand by Dorothy Rosby, coming in November 2022.)
Dorothy Rosby of Speedy Metropolis is a syndicated humor columnist and the creator of a number of humor books together with Alexa’s a Spy and Different Issues to be Ticked Off About: Humorous Essays on the Hassles of our Time. Contact her at drosby@rushmore.com
South Dakota
Landowners appeal Summit carbon storage decision • South Dakota Searchlight
A group of North Dakota landowners is appealing the state’s approval of an underground carbon storage area for Summit Carbon Solutions, the company attempting to build the world’s largest carbon capture and storage project.
The group represented by Bismarck attorney Derrick Braaten on Thursday filed the appeal in Burleigh County District Court, asserting that the North Dakota Industrial Commission withheld information and violated state law in approving the storage permit plan on Dec. 12.
The permanent underground carbon storage sites in western North Dakota are a key piece of Summit’s planned five-state pipeline network (including South Dakota) capturing greenhouse gas emissions from ethanol plants. Approving the storage wells was one of the last decisions of Gov. Doug Burgum as chair of the Industrial Commission, which also included Attorney General Drew Wrigley and Agriculture Commissioner Doug Goehring.
State schedules public input meetings on Summit carbon pipeline application
The unanimous vote by the commission means that landowners who had not signed an agreement with Summit will be forced to allow the carbon storage on their property.
The landowners assert that the Industrial Commission, which includes the state Department of Mineral Resources, illegally refused to disclose information to landowners under North Dakota open records laws. Braaten and his clients were seeking computer-generated models that predict where the carbon dioxide will go when it is pumped underground for permanent storage.
The appeal says former Department of Mineral Resources Director Lynn Helms refused to provide the models before, during and after public hearings on the case in June, shortly before Helms retired.
The order passed by the Industrial Commission said that if any open records requests were not fulfilled, it is because the Braaten Law Firm did not inform the agency that it had not received the records.
“That’s a lie,” Braaten told the North Dakota Monitor.
The appeal said Braaten’s firm was able to obtain the records in November. Braaten contends the computer models aren’t accurate but landowners were not given a chance to dispute that. He said multiple requests for a rehearing were ignored.
Another issue raised in the appeal are the state’s rules on underground storage. Under a process called amalgamation, if 60% of the landowners in a proposed storage area agree to the plan, the state can force the other 40% to comply.
Summit has obtained more than 92% of the pore space lease agreements across all three areas, according to the order approved in December.
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After the commission’s Dec. 12 decision, Summit Executive Vice President Wade Boeshans said the permits resulted from “years of rigorous scientific study, engineering design, and input from regulators, landowners, and local leaders.”
Braaten also is representing the Northwest Landowners Association that has a separate lawsuit before the North Dakota Supreme Court on the amalgamation issue that he contends is unconstitutional.
He said a ruling on either that lawsuit or the storage decision appeal should clarify the constitutionality of the rules.
Braaten’s law firm also is representing Emmons County in a separate legal challenge to the state Public Service Commission’s approval of the pipeline route through North Dakota. Emmons County and Burleigh County are challenging the PSC’s interpretation of state law that concluded state zoning rules preempt local ordinances on where pipelines are allowed.
Another group of landowners also is appealing the PSC permit decision.
Braaten said those appeals may be combined into one case.
South Dakota
Former South Dakota DSS employee indicted for allegedly stealing voucher to buy groceries
A former South Dakota Department of Social Services employee was indicted on one count of social services fraud Thursday, according to a press release from the South Dakota Attorney General’s Office.
Amalia Escalante Barrientos, 28, allegedly used a stolen DSS voucher to purchase groceries for personal use, according to the press release. The incident occurred at a Brookings business Oct. 11.
The Brookings woman has not yet appeared for an initial hearing, according to Minnehaha County court documents.
According to Open SD, Barrientos’ wage is listed at $26.58 hourly.
If convicted, Barrientos could serve up to one year in the county jail, a $2,000 fine, or both, according to the press release.
South Dakota
South Dakota Lottery Powerball, Lucky For Life results for Jan. 8, 2025
The South Dakota Lottery offers multiple draw games for those aiming to win big. Here’s a look at Jan. 8, 2025, results for each game:
Winning Powerball numbers from Jan. 8 drawing
01-20-36-38-43, Powerball: 24, Power Play: 2
Check Powerball payouts and previous drawings here.
Winning Lucky For Life numbers from Jan. 8 drawing
13-14-24-37-38, Lucky Ball: 13
Check Lucky For Life payouts and previous drawings here.
Winning Lotto America numbers from Jan. 8 drawing
04-15-33-39-41, Star Ball: 07, ASB: 02
Check Lotto America payouts and previous drawings here.
Winning Dakota Cash numbers from Jan. 8 drawing
05-15-25-26-33
Check Dakota Cash payouts and previous drawings here.
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Are you a winner? Here’s how to claim your prize
- Prizes of $100 or less: Can be claimed at any South Dakota Lottery retailer.
- Prizes of $101 or more: Must be claimed from the Lottery. By mail, send a claim form and a signed winning ticket to the Lottery at 711 E. Wells Avenue, Pierre, SD 57501.
- Any jackpot-winning ticket for Dakota Cash or Lotto America, top prize-winning ticket for Lucky for Life, or for the second prizes for Powerball and Mega Millions must be presented in person at a Lottery office. A jackpot-winning Powerball or Mega Millions ticket must be presented in person at the Lottery office in Pierre.
When are the South Dakota Lottery drawings held?
- Powerball: 9:59 p.m. CT on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.
- Mega Millions: 10 p.m. CT on Tuesday and Friday.
- Lucky for Life: 9:38 p.m. CT daily.
- Lotto America: 9:15 p.m. CT on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday.
- Dakota Cash: 9 p.m. CT on Wednesday and Saturday.
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