North Dakota
McFeely: Go for it, Doug, because … just because
FARGO —
I’ve been advised against doing so
, but I’m betting against Doug Burgum.
Being elected as a Republican governor in North Dakota is not the sign of a political genius ready to take America by storm. A fence post can be elected in North Dakota if it has an “R” behind it, the proof being the state legislature.
“I hereby propose we ban the transgenders.”
“But if we ban the transgenders, how can Captain Kirk get back to the ship?”
“I think you’re thinking of transporters.”
“I’m not even sure what that is. But let’s keep them out of bathrooms.”
“Now you’re back to transgenders?”
“You callin’ me a transgender?”
“No, we’re talking about banning transgenders.”
“Yes, let’s ban them, Bud Light and books. Especially the ones that show drawings of the, um, naughty parts. Of women and men. Not that I looked because my mommy said I’d go blind if I did that. And I sure didn’t look at the men naughty parts because Scott Hennen said I’d go blind if I did that. And, um, anyway … GUNS!”
Where were we? Ah, yes, the governor’s pending big announcement that he will run for the Republican nomination for president, joining a growing collection of also-rans who will finish far behind Donald Trump.
Burgum believes his path to the White House is a “silent majority” of Americans who want an alleged middle-of-the-road Republican who doesn’t appeal to “the edge” of political discourse. In DougWorld, extreme right-wing policies he signed like a six-week abortion ban and nasty anti-transgender legislation aren’t the edge.
So what would be, big guy? Imprisonment? Death squads? Or worse, being forced to watch “Shark Tank?”
Speaking of which, is it just coincidence that “Shark Tank” host Kevin O’Leary was hired by Burgum’s cabinet minions to run a state investment fund and then went on a multi-week bender of TV appearances and media interviews in March to tout how great Burgum was running North Dakota? It was probably just a coincidence.
Burgum is an exceedingly smart guy. Just ask him. His problem is, smart doesn’t translate in a Republican primary. Wooing the base is a race to the bottom, where simple slogans rule.
Build the wall. Lock her up. Grab her by the (naughty part shown in banned books).
Burgum wants to avoid that unseemliness and focus on the economy and North Dakota’s success as an energy state. The slogan is obvious: “We’ve got gas!”
We kid because we care, or at least have been instructed to act like it. Burgum running for president is good for the state, good for we the media and especially good for Forum columnists. Particularly ones with a sense of humor. So, Bender and myself.
Think of the fodder Tony and I will have gallivanting around Ottumwa, Altoona and Davenport. Corn dogs and pork tenderloin sandwiches for every meal, all on the company credit card. Cornering Iowans, asking questions, hoping nobody Castle Doctrines our behinds.
“Sir, will you support Doug Burgum?”
“Who?”
“The governor of North Dakota.”
“Sure. I love Mount Rushmore.”
How can you bet against that?
Mike McFeely is a columnist for The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead. He began working for The Forum in the 1980s while he was a student studying journalism at Minnesota State University Moorhead. He’s been with The Forum full time since 1990, minus a six-year hiatus when he hosted a local radio talk-show.
North Dakota
Port: Make families great again
MINOT — Gov.-elect Kelly Armstrong is roaring into office with some political capital to spend. I have some ideas for how to spend it during next year’s legislative session.
It’s a three-pronged plan focused on children. I’m calling it “Make Families Great Again.” I’m no marketing genius, but I have been a dad for 24 years. There are some things the state could do to help.
The first is school lunches. The state should pay for them. The Legislature had a rollicking debate about this during the 2023 session. The opponents, who liken this to a handout, largely won the debate. Armstrong could put some muscle behind a new initiative to have the state take over payments. The social media gadflies might not like it, but it would prove deeply popular with the general public, especially if we neutralize the “handout” argument by reframing the debate.
North Dakota families are obligated to send their children to school. The kids have to eat. The lunch bills add up. I have two kids in public school. In the 2023-2024 school year, I paid $1,501.65 for lunches. That’s more than I pay in income taxes.
How much would it cost? In the 2023 session,
House Bill 1491
would have appropriated $89.5 million to cover the cost. The price tag would likely be similar now, but don’t consider it an expense so much as putting nearly $90 million back in the pockets of families with school-age children. A demographic that, thanks to inflation and other factors, could use some help.
Speaking of helping, the second plank of this plan is child care. This burgeoning cost is not just a millstone around young families’ necks but also hurts our state’s economy. We have a chronic workforce shortage, yet many North Dakotans are held out of the workforce because they either cannot find child care or because the care available is prohibitively expensive.
State leaders haven’t exactly been sitting on their hands. During the 2023 session, Gov. Doug Burgum signed
a $66 million child care package
focusing on assistance and incentives. We should do something bolder.
Maybe a direct tax credit to cover at least some of the expenses?
The last plank is getting vaccination rates back on track.
According to data from the state Department of Health,
the kindergarten-age vaccination rate for chicken pox declined 3.76% from the 2019-2020 school year. The rate for the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine is down 3.72%, polio vaccines 3.54%, hepatitis B vaccines 2.27%, and the vaccine for diphtheria, tetanus and pertussis 3.91%.
Meanwhile, personal and religious exemptions for kindergarten students have risen by nearly 69%.
This may be politically risky for Armstrong. Anti-vaxx crankery is on the rise among Republicans, but, again, Armstrong has some political capital to spend. This would be a helpful place for it. A campaign to turn vaccine rates around would help protect the kids from diseases that haven’t been a concern in generations. It would help address workforce needs as well.
When a sick kid can’t go to school or day care, parents can’t go to work.
These ideas are practical and bold and would do a great deal to help North Dakota families.
North Dakota
North Dakota 77-73 Loyola Marymount (Nov 22, 2024) Game Recap – ESPN
LOS ANGELES — — Treysen Eaglestaff had 23 points in North Dakota’s 77-73 win over Loyola Marymount on Friday night.
Eaglestaff also contributed five rebounds for the Fightin’ Hawks (3-2). Mier Panoam scored 16 points and added seven rebounds. Dariyus Woodson had 12 points.
The Lions (1-3) were led in scoring by Caleb Stone-Carrawell with 17 points. Alex Merkviladze added 16 points, eight rebounds, four assists and two steals. Will Johnston had 15 points and four assists.
North Dakota went into the half ahead of Loyola Marymount 36-32. Eaglestaff led North Dakota with 12 second-half points.
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The Associated Press created this story using technology provided by Data Skrive and data from Sportradar.
North Dakota
National monument proposed for North Dakota Badlands, with tribes' support
BISMARCK, N.D. — A coalition of conservation groups and Native American tribal citizens on Friday called on President Joe Biden to designate nearly 140,000 acres of rugged, scenic Badlands as North Dakota’s first national monument, a proposal several tribal nations say would preserve the area’s indigenous and cultural heritage.
The proposed Maah Daah Hey National Monument would encompass 11 noncontiguous, newly designated units totaling 139,729 acres (56,546 hectares) in the Little Missouri National Grassland. The proposed units would hug the popular recreation trail of the same name and neighbor Theodore Roosevelt National Park, named for the 26th president who ranched and roamed in the Badlands as a young man in the 1880s.
“When you tell the story of landscape, you have to tell the story of people,” said Michael Barthelemy, an enrolled member of the Mandan, Hidatsa and Arikara Nation and director of Native American studies at Nueta Hidatsa Sahnish College. “You have to tell the story of the people that first inhabited those places and the symbiotic relationship between the people and the landscape, how the people worked to shape the land and how the land worked to shape the people.”
The National Park Service oversees national monuments, which are similar to national parks and usually designated by the president to protect the landscape’s features.
Supporters have traveled twice to Washington to meet with White House, Interior Department, Forest Service and Department of Agriculture officials. But the effort faces an uphill battle with less than two months remaining in Biden’s term and potential headwinds in President-elect Donald Trump ‘s incoming administration.
If unsuccessful, the group would turn to the Trump administration “because we believe this is a good idea regardless of who’s president,” Dakota Resource Council Executive Director Scott Skokos said.
Dozens if not hundreds of oil and natural gas wells dot the landscape where the proposed monument would span, according to the supporters’ map. But the proposed units have no oil and gas leases, private inholdings or surface occupancy, and no grazing leases would be removed, said North Dakota Wildlife Federation Executive Director John Bradley.
The proposal is supported by the MHA Nation, the Spirit Lake Tribe and the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe through council resolutions.
If created, the monument would help tribal citizens stay connected to their identity, said Democratic state Rep. Lisa Finley-DeVille, an MHA Nation enrolled member.
North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum is President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Interior Department, which oversees the National Park Service, including national monuments. In a written statement, Burgum said: “North Dakota is proof that we can protect our precious parks, cultural heritage and natural resources AND responsibly develop our vast energy resources.”
North Dakota Sen. John Hoeven’s office said Friday was the first they had heard of the proposal, “but any effort that would make it harder for ranchers to operate and that could restrict multiple use, including energy development, is going to raise concerns with Senator Hoeven.”
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