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Stream It Or Skip It: ‘Monster High: The Movie’ on Paramount+, a Live-Action-Musical Spinoff of the Pun-Laden Toy/Media Franchise

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Stream It Or Skip It: ‘Monster High: The Movie’ on Paramount+, a Live-Action-Musical Spinoff of the Pun-Laden Toy/Media Franchise

Monster Excessive: The Film (now on Paramount+) is the newest product churned out – with INTENSE PASSION I’m certain – by the company entities behind the billion-dollar Monster Excessive fashion-doll/multimedia/misc.-merch empire. Hooray for company conglomerates and their advertising groups! Which isn’t to say that this explicit work is extra of the identical – it marks two franchise firsts, by deviating from animation and going full-hog into the realm of live-action musicals, and for being a feature-length film. Then again, no one of their proper thoughts goes to argue that it appeals to anybody however the preset tween demographic, ideally these whose households can afford to purchase a bunch of branded crap throughout the subsequent journey to Wal Mart.

The Gist: Warning: REBOOT PENDING. We meet Clawdeen Wolf (Miia Harris) as she’s doing a little completely tubular methods at a skatepark. It is because she’s a werewolf, and werewolves have larger dexterity and bodily energy than people! And that distinction makes her an outcast within the human world. Why does she stay within the human world? Effectively, her late mother was a werewolf and her dad is human – however then she will get accepted into Monster Excessive, the place her mother was an esteemed pupil. That is nice! Besides it means she has to cover her human aspect lest she be expelled. Thus established is a dilly of a pickle of a conundrum: At Monster Excessive, monsters are allowed to be their full selves, however people aren’t allowed. Is that this a metaphor for institutional range challenges? Does it expose the necessity for issues to vary there? Will Clawdeen have something to do with that? NO SPOILERS.

Anyway. Clawdeen walks into Monster Excessive on her first day and all people breaks into tune. Then we meet a bunch of characters: Frankie Stein (Ceci Balagot), a 16-day-old creation with they/them pronouns and physique components belonging to varied geniuses, and Draculaura (Nayah Damasen), daughter of esteemed alum Dracula, are her roomies. Cleo De Nile (Jy Prishkulnik) is an unwrapped Egyptian mummy, and likewise the native imply woman. Deuce Gorgon (Case Walker), son of Medusa, is Cleo’s suuuuper cuuuuuute ex. Lagoona (Lina Lecompte) is kind of a fishy gill-person, I feel? Ghoulia (Lilah Fitzgerald) is a zombie, and Mr. Komos (Kyle Selig) is a demon and hello-fellow-kids cool-teacher wannabe, and Headmistress Bloodgood (Marci T. Home) runs the entire shebang and has a removable head, GET IT? HEAD-mistress? Oh golly, the puns on this film. So many puns. With out the puns, it might collapse right into a black gap.

Some stuff goes on on this film. A few of it includes Clawdeen reverting to human type when she will get indignant or scared, which is an issue. Bloodgood enlists her to present a speech at an alumni dinner. Deuce exhibits an curiosity in being mates together with her, oh boy. Draculaura is secretly working towards witchcraft, which is verboten at college. Frankie is totes socs awkws and tries to make mates by becoming a member of eight social-media platforms. Komos provides a historical past lesson on Mr. Hyde, who was the varsity’s solely half-human, half-monster pupil, prompting Clawdeen to do a little analysis on the man, who had a hidden lab on campus and concocted a potion that might completely flip himself right into a monster and sizzling canine! You seein’ what I’m seein’? After numerous fertin’ round, we lastly received ourselves a plot right here! Will Clawdeen make herself 100% monster earlier than her subterfuge is uncovered, or will she study to simply accept herself for who she is, or what? I says to you I says, NO SPOILERS.

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What Motion pictures Will It Remind You Of?: Monster Excessive: The Film is like Bratz crossed with Excessive Faculty Musical if it was set at Hogwarts and as soon as was briefly in the identical room whereas a Guillermo del Toro film was enjoying.

Efficiency Price Watching: I favored Belagot as Frankie – they discover a little bit traction in a personality who’s naive but additionally extremely sensible (they received Turing’s cerebral cortex), and their efficiency leans into all this silliness with out pounding house all these groanworthy jokes with a ball peen hammer.

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Memorable Dialogue: Three Cleo-related humdingers:

“She’s received mummy points.”

“Don’t Cleopatronize me.”

“Oh my gauze!”

Intercourse and Pores and skin: None.

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Our Take: I’m sorry to report that the segregationist metaphor doesn’t take notably deep root right here. No, Monster Excessive: The Film is a shallow swamp content material to slosh round in primary concepts about self-acceptance, range and accepting others’ completely different beliefs with out ever being notably substantive. You gained’t be shocked to study that main conflicts are resolved with sufficient fuss to make it virtually attention-grabbing, however not sufficient to make it too attention-grabbing. Wouldn’t wish to take too robust of a stand on something if you’ve received so many product strains to promote throughout the spooky-season and vacation client corridors!

Not that anybody expects something extra from a Monster Excessive joint, as a result of all of that is conceptualized, crafted and polished in advertising boardrooms anyway. The performances and writing are Very TV; the musical bits are fantastic, simply fantastic; the character and set design are goofy and colourful; there’s a third-act twist that you simply’ll NEVER see coming, like EVER. That’s the respectable stuff. Much less so are the just-shut-up-already speaking villain, sufficient godawful puns to slay gobs of kittens in chilly, chilly blood, and that annoying sequel-tease. I haven’t the data or context to handle any disparities between this live-action effort and the unique animated sequence, the reboot of the animated sequence, the reboot of the reboot of the animated sequence (coming quickly to Paramount+!), the video video games or the books, however suffice to say, it’s completely different and a few followers can be fantastic with it, and a few gained’t. Those that aren’t fantastic with it are inspired to lodge a grievance, and will type a line alongside the left hand path.

Our Name: That is nonetheless higher – and the jokes extra refined – than Rob Zombie’s The Munsters. STREAM IT, except you’re not between the ages of 9-14 or have by no means cosplayed as Lagoona or Bloodgood at Comedian-Con.

John Serba is a contract author and movie critic primarily based in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Learn extra of his work at johnserbaatlarge.com.

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Movie Review: “Mufasa,” everything we didn’t need to know about “The Lion King”

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The CGI animated savannahs, rivers and rock formations of Africa are photo-real, and the animals populating it have never been more realistically rendered than they are in “Mufasa: The Lion King.”

Disney felt the need to have the lions, warthog and meercat’s lips move when they sing, which is saying something.

But let’s keep this review short and not-exactly-sweet, unlike this boardroom-ordered prequel to one of Disney’s most popular intellectual properties. “Mufasa: The Lion King” never makes the case that it’s a story that needed to be told or a movie that needed to be made.

It’s about how Mufasa got separated from his birth-parents’ pride of lions, and joined another, becoming “brothers” with the lion cub who “saved” him, but who will come to be called “Scar.”

So the object of this prequel is to show how Mufasa became Lion King and how Scar got his scar and became the bitter rival in their pride.

The “story” is framed as a “story” Rafiki the ape (John Sani) tells Simba’s cub, and that cub’s protectors/babysitters, Timon (Billy Eichner) and Pumbaa (Seth Rogen).

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The tale is of another coming-of-age quest, with two young-lions on their own this time, paired-up, depending on each other, on the run from a pride of albino lions led by the killer Kiros (Mads Mikkelsen).

There are new songs of a far more forgettable nature than those from the animated classic “The Lion King.”

“The circle is broken,” he growls, and we believe him.

There are harrowing moments of drama in their quest, but there’s precious little humor to the movie, all of it provided by the same duo who have always been the comic relief, Timon and Pumbaa.

“We’ve been singing ‘Hakuna Matata’ since forever!”

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“Who hasn’t?

The messaging, about taking in “strays,” and that “To be lost is to learn the way,” is weak tea.

Story failings aside, it’s not a bad movie. But “Mufasa” never lets us forget the limited-entertainment-value of the entire undertaking. Oscar winner Barry Jenkins (“Moonlight”) was hired to direct, but aside from a few voice casting decisions (Keith David, Anika Noni Rose, with Aaron Pierre and Kelvin Harrison, Jr. as Mufasa and Taka/Scar), he brings nothing to this that makes a difference.

Disney’s tech/animators telling their bosses that “Yes, we can make it look like a movie with real singing lions and bathing hippos on the veldt without using real animals or shooting on location” is no justification for showcasing that technology.

Story matters, and this one didn’t need to be told.

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Rating: PG, some violence

Cast: The voices of Aaron Pierre, Kelvin Harrison, Jr., Tiffany Boone, John Kani, Mads Mikkelsen, Thandiwe Newton, Keith David, Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen.

Credits: Directed by Barry Jenkins, scripted by Jeff Nathanson, based on characters from Disney’s “The Lion King.” A Walt Disney release.

Running time: 1:58

About Roger Moore

Movie Critic, formerly with McClatchy-Tribune News Service, Orlando Sentinel, published in Spin Magazine, The World and now published here, Orlando Magazine, Autoweek Magazine

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Better Man (2024) – Movie Review

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Better Man, 2024.

Directed by Michael Gracey.
Starring Robbie Williams, Jonno Davies, Steve Pemberton, Damon Herriman, Raechelle Banno, Alison Steadman, Kate Mulvany, Frazer Hadfield, Tom Budge, Anthony Hayes, Jake Simmance, Jesse Hyde, Liam Head, Chase Vollenweider, Rose Flanagan, Jack Sherran, Karina Banno, Asmara Feik, Leo Harvey-Elledge, Elyssia Koulouris, Frazer Hadfield, Chris Gun, Ben Hall, Kaela Daffara, and Chase Vollenweider.

SYNOPSIS:

Follow Robbie Williams’ journey from childhood, to being the youngest member of chart-topping boyband Take That, through to his unparalleled achievements as a record-breaking solo artist – all the while confronting the challenges that stratospheric fame and success can bring.

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During a conversation exploring the possibility of a biopic, British popstar Robbie Williams told well-regarded musical director Michael Gracey that he saw himself as a monkey performing for others. That became the window into telling the story of this singer/songwriter with Better Man, a film that, as the title implies, also shows that Robbie Williams is self-aware of his flaws, mistakes, and shortcomings without being afraid to put them front and center. Yes, rather than go through the arduous casting process, Michael Gracey ran with that comment literally, making the creative choice to have the pop star played by a CGI monkey (voiced by Jonno Davies, with Robbie Williams lending his vocals.)

It’s a smart move to roll a short clip of subject and filmmaker conversing before the film starts proper, not just because other parts of the world might not be familiar with Robbie Williamss music (consistently accidentally reading it as a biopic about musician Robin Williams if you’re anything like me), but also since this is such a bold concept for a biopic that it’s helpful to get an idea of what this man looks like and the personality he puts out there before it’s all monkey business.

Going one step further, this turns out to not fall into the trappings of a flailing gimmick but ties into themes of pressures of the music industry, fame causing stunted behavior, family drama, and an unflinching portrayal of self that doesn’t smooth over any rough edges. Better Man is an invigorating biopic; a shot of adrenaline to the most overplayed, clichéd genre. After this, no one should be allowed to make biopics (at least ones about musicians) unless they have an equally creative angle or some compelling X factor behind it. Simply put, this film puts most recent offerings from the genre to shame, especially the ones that get trotted out at the end of every year as familiar awards bait.

Even though the life trajectory and story beats aren’t anything new to anyone who has ever seen a biopic about a musician before, it gets to be told with boundless imagination, typically coming from several dazzling musical sequences. Not only are they dynamic in presentation (whether it be jubilantly unfolding across the streets of London or something more melancholy regarding fatherly abandonment), but they are sometimes highwire concepts themselves; Better Man has one of the most thrilling, fantastically clever, visually stunning, and exciting takes on battling one’s demons.

The characters (including Robbie’s family, friends, lover, hell, and even Oasis) don’t interact or react to Robbie Williams as a monkey. It’s a visual treat for us (this film would fall apart without the astonishingly expressive technical wizardry from Weta, who already have proven themselves as outstanding in this field when it comes to the recent Planet of the Apes movies) but another personal, self-deprecating, honest interpretation of how Robbie saw himself during these life stages. Initially, this feels like it will end up as a missed opportunity for further creativity or humor. One of the more surprising elements here is that the filmmakers (with Michael Gracey co-writing alongside Oliver Cole and Simon Gleeson) are playing this material straight and not going for laughs. That confidence pays off, allowing a maximalist, melodramatic side to come out with sincere, absorbing emotional heft.

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That story follows a standard rise and fall structure, with Robbie Williams finding inspiration from his initially supportive singing father (Steve Pemberton), exhibiting a relatable drive to make his grandmother (Alison Steadman proud, getting his start in boy band Take That before his insecurities and worsening substance abuse and egocentric behavior gets him kicked out, stumbling into a rocky relationship with Nicole Appleton (Raechelle Banno), and then not only finding the courage to put some meaningful lyrics out into the world through a successful solo career but managing the anxieties that come with performing in front of humongous crowds while constantly struggling with drug addiction. 

Some of those aspects feel glossed over and aren’t as explored as they possibly could have been (the film is already 135 minutes, but some of it is given a broad strokes treatment), but it’s affecting anyway due to the creativity, artistry, musical numbers, and blunt honesty enhancing those character dynamics. Better Man is a biopic that starts with a confessional about being a narcissist and having a punchable face and ends up somewhere beautifully moving that perfectly captures the essence of that title. There is also a healthy dose of Frank Sinatra here, given that he was a major source of inspiration for Robbie Williams, so let’s say he and Michael Gracey did this biopic their way, and the result is something no one should want any other way.

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★ ★

Robert Kojder is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association and the Critics Choice Association. He is also the Flickering Myth Reviews Editor. Check here for new reviews, follow my Twitter or Letterboxd, or email me at MetalGearSolid719@gmail.com

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Movie Review | 'Nosferatu'

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Robert Eggers’s take on the 1922 F.W. Murnau film “Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror” has long been a passion project for the director, in various stages of development since he broke out with 2015’s “The Witch.” Now that the film has finally made its way to screens, Eggers has the opportunity to shine. And like any of his films, “Nosferatu” has mood and style to spare.

Eggers’s movies always have great attention to detail, but sometimes the style can outweigh the story and “Nosferatu” is no different. “The Witch” was about setting a moody atmosphere and “The Northman” was about showing off the muscularity in his filmmaking and in between he made arguably his best movie, “The Lighthouse,” which is a bizarre, fever dream kind of experience.

In the first frames of “Nosferatu,” Ellen (Lily-Rose Depp) emerges from the shadows with tears running down her face. She is calling out to something, but nothing is there. What is making her body move in such unpleasant ways? Who is the mysterious voice calling out to her? From the shadows emerges a silhouette of Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård), who is haunting Ellen.



Years later, Ellen is in a relationship with Thomas (Nicholas Hoult, who is having a busy year between “Nosferatu,” “Juror #2” and “The Order”). Thomas is heading to Transylvania to meet with Count Orlock, foreshadowing a great deal of dread in the movie. Back home,  Ellen is not doing well, constantly haunted by the looming presence of Count Orlock, who will not let her know peace.

Not only does Count Orlock hang over Ellen’s life, but his existence hangs over the entire movie. Eggers effectively uses the character sparingly, shooting him in shadows and only revealing his face every so often. It’s best to go into the movie surprised by the design, because Eggers certainly doesn’t settle for recreating the well-established imagery from the original film. Skarsgård, who is becoming a horror film regular, is nowhere to be found in his performance, completely disappearing behind the character.

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Depp delivers the strongest performance of her young career, as she is required to run the gauntlet of emotional and physical pain. Her suffering helps bring some emotion to the movie, which can occasionally feel cold and distant in service of emphasizing the film’s craft. Individual moments of dread feel palpable, but the movie goes through plodding stretches (including with superfluous characters played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin; Eggers regular Willem Dafoe also plays a role), where the emotionality of Depp’s performance and the grim appearance of Skarsgård become sorely missed.

Even when the movie is choppy, it’s hard to not get lost in the impeccability of the craft. Egger and cinematographer Jarin Blaschke partially use natural lighting to establish the mood, while production designer Craig Lathrop transports viewers to 1838 Germany. Getting lost in the world of “Nosferatu” isn’t hard — though sometimes being moved by it as a whole is a tough task.

“Nosferatu” is currently playing in theaters.

Matt Passantino is a contributor to CITY.






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