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‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’ movie review: A mostly enjoyable reboot that evokes nostalgia

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‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’ movie review: A mostly enjoyable reboot that evokes nostalgia

A still from the film ‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’

Imagine getting an opportunity to go inside the video games such as Road Rash, Max Payne or any one of them that you played as a kid. Wouldn’t that be simply wonderful? That’s exactly what Spy Kids: Armageddon is all about. The film has tried to capture a bit of moral science and a whiff of nostalgia as well.

This spy action-comedy film, co-produced and directed by Robert Rodriguez, is the fifth instalment in the Spy Kids franchise, and released as a reboot of the first film. Rodriguez directed the first film that came out in 2001, and it’s clear he has aimed to only upgrade it, and not change it entirely.

The basic premise of the film has largely remained unchanged. Two kids are the children of the world’s greatest secret agents. Their parents work for the OSS (Organization of Super Spies). Eventually, the kids find that out, and when the world is threatened, they get together with their parents, become spy kids, and fight the evil as a family. 

Spy Kids: Armageddon (English)

Director: Robert Rodriguez

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Cast: Everly Carganilla, Connor Esterson, Gina Rodriguez, Zachary Levi, Billy Magnussen

Run-time: 108 minutes

Storyline: When two kids accidentally help an evil game developer unleash a computer virus across the world, they become spies to fight evil and save the world

We have Patty (Everly Carganilla) and Tony Torrez-Tango (Connor Esterson) as the spy kids with cool gadgets, the smart brains to defeat the evil video game, while Nora Torrez (Gina Rodriguez) and Terrence Tango (Zachary Levi) are the spy parents.

A still from the film ‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’

A still from the film ‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’

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The kids accidentally help their favourite game Hyskor’s developer Rey ‘The King’ Kingston (Billy Magnussen) get his hands on the ‘Armageddon Code’, a spy device developed by their parents. With this device (it can break into any electronic system), the evil developer unleashes a virus to turn everybody’s life into a video game on the earth. Now, it’s up to Patty and Tony to take charge and defeat the evil- the villains from Hyskor.

Rodriguez has successfully captured the nostalgia associated with the franchise. The sibling rivalry is very organic in the original film when compared to the latest one. If you have watched the original films, then the reboot is just a walk down memory lane, with upgrades in CGI and production design. If you have not, the content largely does not disappoint.

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Rodriguez has not delved too deep into the family background except for minor details like Patty being a rule-follower, Tony a rule-breaker, and how like most parents of this age, Nora and Terrence also try to keep their kids from using digital devices. This has worked in Rodriguez’s favour because the plot sets right in, without wanting a lot of support.

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Carganilla, as Patty, and Esterson, as Tony, are simply adorable with their spy suits, a super cool robot sidekick Bronson, and just the fact that they are inside a video game, with castles, swords and lava. Rodriguez, Levi and Magnussen undoubtedly have had a lot of fun playing adults in a kids’ movie. The plot is a tried and tested formula but works mostly because of the dynamic that exists between the characters.

A still from the film ‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’

A still from the film ‘Spy Kids: Armageddon’

Reboots of popular originals are risky. The film takes off well, and when it lands, it does so with small thuds that shake the film but without affecting it much. Spy Kids: Armageddon is mostly devoid of faults, except for the preaching of morals. But, given that the target audience is kids, the morals are alright. And, arguably so, this is a cool way to preach them.

If you’re an adult watching the film, it might come across as a bit silly at times. If you’re a kid watching it, you will have a ball fighting Armageddon. If you’re a parent watching it with your kids, just imagine yourself wearing a cool spy suit; grab your gadget, kick back, forget all the silliness, have fun, and wait for your kids to be empowered.

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Spy Kids: Armageddon is currently streaming on Netflix

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The Girl with the Needle (2024) – Movie Review

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The Girl with the Needle (2024) – Movie Review

The Girl with the Needle, 2024.

Directed by Magnus von Horn
Starring Vic Carmen Sonne, Trine Dyrholm, Besir Zeciri, Ari Alexander, Per Thiim Thim, Joachim Fjelstrup, Ava Knox Martin

SYNOPSIS:

Copenhagen 1919: A young worker finds herself unemployed and pregnant. She meets Dagmar, who runs an underground adoption agency. A strong connection grows but her world shatters when she stumbles on the shocking truth behind her work.

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A fairytale retelling of one of Denmark’s most shocking crime cases, The Girl with the Needle blends dreamlike expressionism with an earthly realism that conveys emotional intensity at its most raw.

The film traces the terrible experiences of Karoline (a fantastic Vic Carmen Sonne), an unemployed, single, pregnant woman in post-World War One Denmark. Her husband went missing during the war and she has had no word. With her emotional and mental fragility already stretched to the point of breaking, she finds herself without a job. An unhappy tryst with a manipulative and emotionally immature man leaves her pregnant with no support and little hope of improving her situation.

Into this bleak environment steps a beacon of hope in the shape of Dagmar (Trine Dyrholm), a charming woman who organises an underground adoption agency that helps mothers in trouble find foster homes for children who are either unwanted or unable to be taken care of.

Karoline and Dagmar form a strong bond, and the young mother takes on the role as a wet-nurse at the agency. However, all is not what it seems. Beneath her charismatic veneer, Dagmar holds a horrifying secret. When Karoline stumbles upon this secret, her entire world, and that of Copenhagen society as a whole, is completely turned upside down.

Things are complicated even further when a disfigured man claiming to be Karoline’s lost husband shows up on the streets looking for his wife.

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This element delves deep into the stylistic inspiration for the look of this gripping and grim tale. The soldier has had half of his face destroyed and has been given a mask to wear that conjures up ideas of opera phantoms and classical villains. As it is, the man is kind and considerate, in stark contrast to the handsome rich young character whom Karoline had a brief dalliance with.  The wounded soldier is forced to join a travelling circus as a living exhibit, and Karoline out of sheer desperation takes a needle to herself in a public bathhouse in attempted termination.

It is here that she meets Dagmar and from there, the story becomes even more horrible. Based on a true story and embellished with nightmarish but wholly believable touches, The Girl With the Needle is an immersive and uncomfortable viewing experience. Scenes are artistically framed, and the whole production is touched with morbid curiosity and fear-fueled adrenaline. Both leads are excellent in their respective roles with the fictionalised character of Karoline given personality and furious life by Carmen Sonne.

The backstory of the true character of Dagmar is necessarily kept out of the script, meaning that Dyrholm must subtly bring out the ambiguities and strangeness of her spirit in subtle and skilled ways. She succeeds brilliantly, and thanks to it, the film takes on a haunting and monstrous quality that lingers on long after the credits roll.

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★

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Culpa Tuya (Your Fault) Movie Review: A guilty, albeit predictable, pleasure

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Culpa Tuya (Your Fault) Movie Review: A guilty, albeit predictable, pleasure

Picking up right where the first film ends, Culpa Tuya pushes Nick and Noah deeper into infatuation, while their parents, William and Rafaella, attempt to drive a wedge between the step-siblings. Enter Sofia—a seductive and ‘more suitable’ match for Nick—and the tension escalates as Noah struggles with the emotional toll of his long-distance relationship. But the drama doesn’t stop here: lingering personal trauma and vengeful figures from their past add further strain to the couple’s bond.

Despite its label as a young adult romantic drama, the Culpa series seems to grapple with genre identity. Where Culpa Mia leaned into erotic territory, this sequel’s intimate scenes feel less organic, much like Noah’s tenuous relationship with her university counsellor, Michael. The thriller elements, teased in the first film through Noah’s menacing father, expand in the sequel with the arrival of Nick’s obsessive ex-girlfriend and estranged biological mother. Yet, the film never fully commits to any of these genres, opting instead to flirt with each one without anchoring itself in any. Perhaps, in embodying the unpredictability of Gen Z relationships—where infidelity feels almost inevitable—it stays truest to its young adult roots.

With interesting subplots and conflicts being created from all ends, Culpa Tuya errs a little too much on the side of caution. At the end, it still only manages to do what all other romantic dramas do, which is throw a spanner into a smooth-sailing relationship. The lead pair keep doubting each other while fighting their own demons, but not once do they try to understand their respective trauma. The continued use of ‘baby sister’ as a pet name from Nick—despite their long-term relationship—feels uncomfortably cringe. 

Culpable for its predictability, the film still manages to shine through from time to time. A surprising revelation and an unresolved ending set the stage for a potentially more refined and gripping third instalment, expected in 2025. However, rekindling the chemistry between the leads is essential, as their dynamic feels notably less intense here than in the first film. Despite its flaws, Culpa Tuya remains an irresistible guilty pleasure. Sometimes, the fun of watching a film also comprises finding fault with it—and that’s perfectly all right.

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Rex Reed’s 2024 Movie Review Roundup: A Masterclass in Blistering Honesty

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Rex Reed’s 2024 Movie Review Roundup: A Masterclass in Blistering Honesty

Rex Reed’s scalpel was particularly sharp in 2024, slicing through 43 films with the kind of ruthless precision only he can wield. This was the year he likened Mean Girls to “cinematic Covid,” torched Longlegs as a “dumpster fire,” and suggested that Cash Out had John Travolta so lost, “somebody stage an intervention.” For those seeking unfiltered truths about Hollywood’s latest offerings, Reed delivered—though not without a handful of pleasant surprises.

His ratings reveal a critic tough to impress: 28 percent of films earned 1 star, while 5 percent received the graveyard of zero stars. Horror films bore the brunt of his wrath—Longlegs and Heretic were sacrificed at the altar of his biting prose. Yet, amid the wreckage, 5 percent clawed their way to 4 stars, with dramas like One Life and Cabrini standing out for their emotional gravitas. Biopics, historical narratives and character studies fared best under his gaze, suggesting Reed still has a soft spot for films anchored in strong performances and rich storytelling.

One of the more controversial reviews? Reed’s glowing praise for Coup de Chance, which he called “Woody Allen’s best film in years.” In an industry where few dare applaud Allen publicly, Reed’s unapologetic endorsement (“unfairly derailed by obvious, headline-demanding personal problems”) was as bold as ever. Interestingly, the most-read review wasn’t the most positive—The Last Showgirl dazzled readers, perhaps more for the spectacle of Pamela Anderson’s Vegas reinvention than the film’s plot. It seems Reed’s audience enjoys his kinder takes, but they revel in his cinematic eviscerations just as much. When Reed loves a film, he ensures you know it—just as he ensures the worst offenders are left gasping for air.

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