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Movie Review: ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ offers a teenage-girl mummy and a messy, overlong gorefest

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Movie Review: ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ offers a teenage-girl mummy and a messy, overlong gorefest

The tagline for “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy” is “Some things are meant to stay buried.” That also applies to the misguided “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy,” which should definitely stay deep underground for eternity.

Let’s face it, Mummy has always been the lamest of the classic, old-school monsters, a grunting, slow-moving and poorly bandaged zombie. Dracula has a bite, after all, and Frankenstein’s monster has superhuman strength. What’s Mummy going to do? Lumber us to death?

Cronin evidently believes there’s still life in this old Egyptian cursed dude, despite being portrayed as the dim-witted straight guy in old Abbott and Costello movies or appearing as high priest Imhotep in the Brendan Fraser franchise.

So Cronin has resurrected The Mummy but grafted it onto the body of a demon possession movie. His Mummy is actually not a man at all, but a teenage girl who is controlled by an ancient demon and grunts a lot.

“Lee Cronin’s The Mummy” — the title alone is a flex, like he gets his name on this thing like Guillermo del Toro, John Carpenter or Tyler Perry? — is overly long, constantly ping-pongs between Cairo and Albuquerque, New Mexico, and after a sedate first half, plows into a gross-out bloodfest at the end that doesn’t match the rest of the film.

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Cronin, behind the surprise 2023 horror hit “Evil Dead Rise,” is weirdly obsessed by toes and teeth, and while he gets kudos for having an Arabic-speaking main actor (a superb May Calamawy) and portraying real-feeling Middle Eastern characters, there’s a feeling that no one wanted to edit his weirder impulses, like some light, inter-family cannibalism.

It starts with the abduction of a Cairo-based family’s young daughter, who resurfaces eight years later in a 3,000-year-old sarcophagus, catatonic and showing symptoms of severe trauma. The sarcophagus literally has dropped out of the sky as part of a plane crash.

This image released by Warner Bros. Pictures shows Shylo Molina, left, and Billie Roy in a scene from “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy.” Credit: AP/Patrick Redmond

“She just needs our care and support and time,” the dad (Jack Reynor, remaining good despite the slog) says until his daughter starts moving like a feral creature, doing horror-movie bone cracking poses, projectile vomiting, creeping behind walls and eating bugs. You know, like most teenagers.

He teams up with our Cairo-based cop to unravel the mystery of what happened to his eldest daughter, who starts messing with her family — levitating some, hypnotizing others to slam their heads into wood beams, all with a creepy, sing-song voice. It’s The Mummy as influencer.

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“We can’t fix her if we don’t know what happened to her,” says dad, who goes so far as consulting with an expert on the cursive writing system used for Ancient Egypt.

Cronin leans into all the horror cliches — storms, dollhouses, flickering lights, muttered spells, whacked-out cults, bathtubs filled with rotting water, skittering insects and random coyotes — to establish a staid and eerie foundation, only to go over-the-top gorefest at the end, which prompted laughter at a recent showing.

This image released by Warner Bros. Pictures shows May Calamawy...

This image released by Warner Bros. Pictures shows May Calamawy in a scene from “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy.” Credit: AP/Quim Vives

The Egyptian-U.S. detective story grafted onto this monster movie is a nice touch but gets lost, and there’s perhaps the weirdest use of The Band’s classic song “The Weight.” (Cronin also uses a Bruce Springsteen song).

In publicity material for the movie, Cronin reveals that he made his movie after realizing there hasn’t been a truly terrifying version made of “The Mummy.” He’s right. Even after his own offering.

“Lee Cronin’s The Mummy,” a Warner Bros. Pictures release that is in theaters Friday, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for strong disturbing violent content, gore, language and brief drug use. Running time: 133 minutes. Half a star out of four.

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‘Find Your Friends’ Movie Review: Helena Howard Standout Performance Nearly Saves Shudder Misfire – Deepest Dream

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Helena Howard in “Find Your Friends” – Shudder


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Actress Helena Howard stars in Find Your Friends as Amber, a disillusioned college student who goes on a girls’ trip in Joshua Tree. Partying with her friends (Chloe Cherry, Sophia Ali, Zión Moreno, Bella Thorne) should have been a blast, but tragedy and violence land at their doorstep. Directed and written by Izabel Pazkad, this 93-minute feature is now streaming on Shudder. Was it worth the watch? I review Find Your Friends with CinemAddicts co-host Eric Holmes, and we are in relative agreement. Check out our review below!

Read more: ‘Find Your Friends’ Movie Review: Helena Howard Standout Performance Nearly Saves Shudder Misfire

Chloe Cherry, Bella Throne, Sophia Ali, Zión Moreno,and Helena Howard in Izabel Pakzad’s FIND YOUR FRIENDS. Courtesy of Shudder. A Shudder Release

The narrative begins at a yacht party where the girls are taking shots and looking for a bit of fun. Amber makes out with a stranger to get her ex-boyfriend jealous, but that encounter turns into a sexual assault. After understandably attacking the rapist in front of his friends, Amber and her crew are kicked off the yacht and head to Joshua Tree.

Zión Moreno and Bella Thorne in “Find Your Friends” – Shudder

Partying at the AirBnb with loud music, drugs and liquour is not all fun and games. An angry neighbor (Chris Bauer) tells them to turn their music down, and an evening out to see a band leads to an even more nightmarish encounter with three men.

Helena Howard is terrific as Amber, as she delivers a layered performance as a young woman experiencing a ton of mental and physical anguish. On top of the misogynists who tragically alter her life, she is also experiencing a growing distance from her best friends. For most of the movie we are locked into Amber’s psyche and behavior, and Howard effectively captures these often stomach churning moments.

Helena Howard in “Find Your Friends” – Shudder

Unfortunately, the rest of the characters in Find Your Friends are, at best, paper thin. Although filmmaker Izabel Pakzad and cinematographer Tim Curtin capture the tension and frenetic behavior of these women and their eventual antagonists, it exists on a superficial level. Even a modicum of character exploration would have been welcome.

For horror-thriller enthusiasts, the inevitable confrontation does not occur until well into the third act. By that time, co-host Eric Holmes was checked out from the story. Thanks to Howard’s performance, I was still hanging on for dear life, but overall the movie was a disappointment.

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Greg Srisavasdi

I’ve been a movie reviewer/interview since 1991 (as a UCLA Daily Bruin scribe), worked at Westwood One for 20 years. Currently a podcast co-host of “CinemAddicts” and “Find Your Film.” I can be reached at editor@deepestdream.com for inquiries or whatever the case may be!


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‘Toy Story 5’ review: The franchise’s best movie in 16 years hilariously tackles AI

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TOY STORY 5

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Running time: 102 minutes. PG (some thematic elements, rude humor). In theaters.

Long before ChatGPT was a household name, Hollywood had been making AI the villain for decades — from HAL 9000 to Skynet to Agent Smith. 

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Yet the most emotionally involving spin on the terrors of tech in ages arrives not from groundbreaking sci-fi, but the smart, wonderful and tremendously funny fifth “Toy Story” movie.

That’s a surprise, since it’s a film that I really hoped would never happen. After middling “4,” which was a giant step down from the heartbreaking third, the world was more than ready for Woody and Buzz to ride off into the sunset. Woody actually did.

Well, it’s good that Tom Hanks and Tim Allen got back behind the mike, because the digital age gives Pixar’s playthings a renewed sense of purpose and atypically high stakes. Usually the gang helps a young person stay in touch with their childhood. This time, they save one in progress.    

Jessie, Buzz and Woody are back in “Toy Story 5.” Walt Disney Co./Courtesy Everett Collection

That’s the formative years of little Bonnie (Scarlett Spears), the girl who inherited the dolls from Andy (who’s now, like, 40) in the last movie. She’s 8 years old, paralyzed by shyness and totally friendless. Desperate, Bonnie begs her parents to buy her a Lilypad, an interactive touchscreen that’s all the rage at school.  

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Yes, the baddie that Woody (Hanks), Buzz (Allen) and Jessie (Joan Cusack) must face this time is an alarmingly cute tablet, voiced by Greta Lee.

So, rather than humanity’s fears of artificial intelligence taking control of the nuclear arsenal or replacing us with cyborgs, director Andrew Stanton’s “5” taps into a much more immediate concern: screens rewiring kids’ minds.

The crew must face off with Lilypad, a touchscreen that kids are obsessed with. Pixar

Much like when action figure Buzz arrived, sigh, 31 years ago, the toys are mortified by the mysterious intruder and her luminescent ilk. As they look across their neighborhood, all they can see for blocks are glowing blue windows with zombie youths staring into the 10×10 void. 

The end is nigh, they think. How can a cowboy, cowgirl and a space cadet compete against a reactive mini-computer that connects a lonely child to the entire planet? 

But these toys aren’t ready for the dark recesses of eBay just yet. They go head to head — or plastic to plastic — with Lilypad, whom Lee gives a voice that’s both bestie and “Mean Girls.”  

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One of the best additions to the “Toy Story” family since 1995 is Conan O’Brien’s Smarty Pants. Pixar

You may recall lovebirds Woody and Bo Peep went off on their own at the end of the last chapter. Of course, they find their way back, but Jessie is running things now. That’s a refreshing and appropriate switch-up. Cusack’s maternal performance is better suited to this particular adventure than Hanks’ “old buddy, old pal” delivery.

After a sleepover mishap, Jessie winds up lost at another house — her first one, it turns out — where a girl named Blaze (Mykal-Michelle Harris) lives. And it’s there we meet perhaps the best new character in this franchise since 1995: Smarty Pants.

The real misfit toys aren’t the OG crew, we learn, but obsolete computer devices from the aughts. One is Conan O’Brien’s Smarty Pants, a hysterical, hyperactive box that teaches tykes how to use the toilet. He’s been powered down for years and therefore goes berserk when juiced up.

A phalanx of lost Buzzes is a lot of fun. Disney via AP

O’Brien is — and I’m sure he’d agree — a toy trapped in a man’s body. He’s practically typecasting. And his demented acting is so energetic and untethered, you can picture Disney security guards hauling him out of the recording studio. I mean that in a good way.

There’s also a lot of fun mined from a shipment of misplaced Buzzes. We check in on the look-alikes occasionally as they morph into a phalanx of determined Navy SEALs to eventually join Jessie and Co.   

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“Five” is arguably the first new “Toy Story” film to be both watched and understood by the kids of the 1995 original’s millennial audience. That shared experience is very moving all by itself. 

But, even more poignantly, who can teach these young parents this vital lesson in 21st-century child-rearing better than their own toys?   

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Review | Dog Day Evening: Kafkaesque comedy reflects on a Hong Kong hostage incident

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3.5/5 stars

The notoriously treacherous hurdles that Hong Kong telecommunications company i-Cable used to put in front of customers looking to unsubscribe from its internet and pay-TV services throughout the 2000s and early 2010s provide the premise of this Kafkaesque comedy-drama – an alternately hilarious and heartbreaking case of raging against the system.

Marking the feature directing debut of Mak Tin-shu, best known as the Hong Kong Film Award-winning screenwriter behind crime thrillers Trivisa and Detective vs Sleuths, Dog Day Evening reveals a flair for deadpan humour that might not be immediately obvious in his past scripts.
Loosely inspired by a 2014 incident in which a knife-wielding student caused a stand-off in i-Cable’s Tsuen Wan office over a cancellation dispute, the narrative sees aspiring filmmaker Tak (Yukki Tai, The Lyricist Wannabe) go berserk inside the customer service office of Happy TV after his demand to terminate his grandmother’s TV plan invites mockery from a jaded desk agent, Ringo (Michael Ning).

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When Tak grabs a gun dropped by an off-duty police officer (Mak Pui-tung of The Sparring Partner) trying to subdue him, the heated argument escalates into a full-blown hostage situation involving several other Happy TV employees and clients, who are all sympathetic to the young man’s contractual plight.
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