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SDCC 2024: Kamala Harris Makes Simpsons Panel Video Appearance
In a U.S. election year, even as one as quickly weird as this one has become in recent weeks, you expect candidates (and presumptive candidates) to appear all over the place as they launch their campaigns to help shape the impending future of the nation. Rarely are those campaigns at Comic-Con, and rarely are they related to having Simpsons brainrot.
But such was the case when Simpsons and Futurama creator Matt Groening climaxed the SDCC Simpsons panel by teeing up a clip from none other than Vice President Kamala Harris herself. During the recording, Harris quoted a legendary quote from a skit in the classic 1996 special, “Treehouse of Horror VII”: “We must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.” There are conflicting reports on the nature of the message, with some reports saying the audience believed the recording was made for the panel (Harris was not in San Diego today, but campaigning in Massachusetts). Others report that the clip is actually a resurfaced video from several years ago, when a group of University of Chicago students were apparently tasked with getting an elected official to recite the infamous quote.
The line comes from, of course, “Citizen Kang”, the third and final skit from “Treehouse of Horror VII”. The short saw recurring Simpsons aliens Kang and Kodos infiltrate the then-upcoming 1996 U.S. presidential election, taking the place of nominees Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. The alien duo then participated in their rival election campaigns before eventually assuming control of America, even after being exposed, due to the nature of the two-party electoral system.
But Harris’ nascent campaign has already been inextricably linked with Simpsons memes and shitposts even before her surprise SDCC appearance. In recent days, one resurgent meme around Harris’ potential to become the first female President of the United States this year has seen her contrasted with the 2000 episode “Bart to the Future” and its own vision of the near future—putting images of an adult Lisa Simpson’s purple pantsuit as the future POTUS, belaboring a budget crunch inherited from President Trump, with images of Harris in a similarly colored suit at Joe Biden’s inauguration in 2020.
Is America ready for a President with a mind as addled by Simpsons quotes as the average 30-somethings? Perhaps we’re about to find out.
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Christmas Eve storm could hit San Diego County with 4 inches of rain and 40 mph winds
The souped-up Pacific storm that will hit San Diego County on Christmas Eve could drop 3 to 4 inches of rain over a short period, making travel dicey and raising the risk of flooding, the National Weather Service said.
San Diego averages less than 2 inches of rain in December and hasn’t had a drop this month.
The region will catch the tail of a storm that tapped into copious amounts of subtropical moisture, causing it to grow and become more explosive. The Pineapple Express, as some call it, will affect the entire state. The first big urban hit comes Monday when the system is expected to slam the San Francisco Bay Area. It’ll then sink toward Southern California.
The storm, which also is packing strong winds, could slow or disrupt traffic on Interstate 5 and U.S. Highway 101, prime routes between San Diego and San Francisco.
Forecasters say the system will push into Orange and San Diego counties and the Inland Empire late Tuesday night and unleash heavy rain, and possibly lightning, on Wednesday. The wind could gust as high as 40 mph in spots from San Diego to Julian, forecasters said.
The most intense rain is expected to fall from mid-morning until late-afternoon Wednesday, when last-minute Christmas shoppers will be crowding freeways. Downpours could close some parking areas at the Fashion Valley Mall in Mission Valley, which often floods in heavy rain. Showers will last into Thursday, Christmas Day, and forecasters say a second storm could hit over the weekend.
A flash flood watch will be in effect countywide from 4 a.m. Wednesday to 1 a.m. Thursday.
The forecast has turned worrisome over the past couple of days.
The weather service earlier thought the storm could produce about 1.5 inches of rain in San Diego, and roughly twice as much across inland valleys and mountains.
On Sunday, they said San Diego could get 2.5 to 4 inches of precipitation. And there was deeper confidence that some areas east of Interstate 15 would be seeing 3 to 4 inches of rain.
Snow isn’t expected, though. The storm is comparatively warm due to its connections with the subtropics.
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Longtime San Diego bike shop hit again by thieves ahead of holidays
A longtime San Diego bike shop is struggling to recover after its latest burglary — a break-in the owner says cost thousands of dollars in stolen merchandise and damages just days before the holiday shopping rush. The shop, “San Diego Bike Shop,” is located at 619 C Street.
The shop’s owner Moe Karimi says this is not the first time thieves have targeted his business, despite repeated efforts to improve security.
The small business has installed surveillance cameras, reinforced doors and even upgraded to shatter-resistant windows. Still, the owner says it hasn’t been enough to stop criminals from breaking in.
“It’s a very upsetting thing that you wake up at four o’clock in the morning and come up here and face the broken door and window,” said Karimi. “You walk in and see half the store is empty.”
Karimi says repeated burglaries have taken a growing toll on his business over the years.
“It has always progressively gotten worse and worse,” he said.
Surveillance footage from the most recent break-in shows multiple suspects inside the shop. Karimi says dozens of bikes were stolen — many of them high-end models with hefty price tags.
“It’s not just the money that was lost — the physical money,” Karimi explained. “I lost a lot of money because of not selling.”
The timing, he says, couldn’t be worse.
“During the holiday season, when there’s so much product taken out of your store, your sales drop because you don’t have the products,” he said. “And it takes time to replace that.”
Karimi opened the bike shop in 1999 and says he’s made it a priority to stay proactive when it comes to security.
“Every year I add some kind of security feature. I reinforce the doors and gates,” he said. “But still, if they want to get in, nothing stops them.”
Now, the repeated break-ins have left him feeling uncertain about the future.
“I feel very insecure in my business — that every day something can happen,” Karimi said. “It seems to me that nobody cares at the street level what happens in San Diego. It’s terrible.”
The San Diego Police Department says it is still investigating the burglary.
In a statement, police said in part:
“Shortly after 4:00 a.m., multiple suspects forcibly entered the business and stole property before fleeing the area. No injuries were reported, and no arrests have been made at this time.
The business owner reported an estimated loss of approximately $15,000 in stolen property. The exact inventory and total loss remain under review.
Detectives are actively reviewing surveillance footage and working with partner agencies as part of the ongoing investigation.
Anyone with information related to this incident is urged to contact San Diego Crime Stoppers at (888) 580-8477. Tipsters may remain anonymous and may be eligible for a cash reward.
Detectives are actively reviewing surveillance footage and working with partner agencies as part of the ongoing investigation.”
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Arizona men’s basketball dominates San Diego State in 2nd half to remain perfect
Top-ranked Arizona tested that theory on Saturday night, stinking up the joint offensively for most of the evening yet still coming away with another lopsided victory thanks to its defense and work on the glass.
Tobe Awaka and Motiejus Krivas combined for 28 rebounds, same as San Diego State’s entire team, in a 68-45 win in a Hall of Fame Series game at Mortgage Matchup Center. It was the UA’s sixth consecutive win by at least 20 points, their longest streak since 1942-43.
Awaka had 15 rebounds, his fourth game with at least 15 this season, along with nine points in 22 minutes off the bench while Krivas had three points and 13 boards. The Wildcats (11-0) outrebounded SDSU 52-28, grabbing 20 offensive boards that resulted in 14 second-chance points.
Jaden Bradley and Koa Peat each had 11 points, while Brayden Burries, Anthony Dell’Orso and Ivan Kharchenkov had 10 apiece for Arizona, which shot just 37.9 percent and was 6 of 25 from 3. Three of those makes came in 4-minute stretch in the second half when the Wildcats pulled away after trailing by as many as eight in the first half.
SDSU (6-4) shot 26.3 percent, its worst shooting performance in 11 years, and was 1 of 14 from 3 after coming in shooting 41.3 percent.
Arizona missed its first nine 3-pointers before Dell’Orso swished one in the final minute of the first half to give his team a 28-27 halftime lead, ending on an 8-0 run. Four of the Wildcats’ first five shots after the break were from deep, all misses, before Peat dunked on a runout.
A 3 byKharchenkov put the UA up 37-31 with 14:51 left, its first 2-score margin. It led by six with 12:36 to go when an out of bounds call first went Arizona’s way and then was reversed, prompting Tommy Lloyd to challenge the call.
He won the challenge, improving to 3 for 3 since challenges were implemented this season, andAwaka scored on the other end to give the Wildcats a 41-33 lead with 12:11 remaining.
After starting 2 of 17 from 3, Arizona hit three straight—two from Dell’Orso and one from Dwayne Aristode—to blow it open. That came during a 12-2 run to build the margin to 53-36 with 8:31 left.
A putback slam by Awaka put the Wildcats up 20 with 4:49 to go.
The UA started 4 of 16 from the field, missing six straight shots at one point, and trailed 19-11 with 10:07 left in the first half. It was the largest deficit since being down eight to UCLA in the second half on Nov. 14.
During that time, Peat picked up his second foul and sat the final 11-plus minutes of the half.
The Wildcats got within three a few minutes later but then hit a wall offensively, coming up short on seven consecutive possessions when it could have tied it. SDSU was able to stretch the lead out to 27-20 with 2:36 left in the half when the tied turned.
The UA got five straight points from the line, including three on one possession with 1:18 to go. Bradley was hacked going to the hoop, and after making one foul shot SDSU coach Brian Dutcher was called for a technical foul, withDell’Orso making 1 of 2 technical free throws.
Bradley made the second, getting Arizona within two, then after a missed 3 on the other end Dell’Orso came off a Krivas screen and drained the Wildcats’ first triple with 30.6 seconds remaining in the half to put the UA up for the first time since 8-7.
Arizona returns home for its final two nonconference games, hosting Bethune-Cookman on Monday and South Dakota State on Dec. 29.
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