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Yankees 9, Twins 5: Scared hitless (through five)

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7 months ago

June 5, 2024

Yankees 9, Twins 5: Scared hitless (through five)

This game was an embarrassing turd;
We all vomited.
We should’ve been swinging up there,
Not just taking awful strikes — umps don’t help.
All in all it was a wretched first,
The Yanks put four painful runs through.
Offense? We had to try,
Try, but we
Had no little offense not a soul could reach…

No one
Through five
Even reached the bases,
Thought it’d last (thought it’d last) all night:
This was an embarrassing turd.

Well, there were still some STUDS tonight;
Some stood aloft that we’re proud to see:
Yeah, Royce and big Santana skied
Very far o’er the wall,
Their blasts soaring out of reach.
DUDS were Paddack, Castillo, and
Home plate ump not allowed to see.
Props zkonedog: he had the Comment,
The game’s best rant meant to teach.

Still we’re
Alive
And we’re reached a stasis;
We’ll be back (we’ll be back) next night,
Them to be embarrassed in turn!

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NEXT Weather: 10 p.m. report for Minnesota from Dec. 21, 2024

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7 hours ago

December 22, 2024

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NEXT Weather: 10 p.m. report for Minnesota from Dec. 21, 2024 – CBS Minnesota

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Saturday was our last cold day for a while, with a warm-up arriving Sunday and lasting through the holiday week.

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Party City to shutter hundreds of stores across the U.S., including 10 in Minnesota

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15 hours ago

December 21, 2024

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Party City to shutter hundreds of stores across the U.S., including 10 in Minnesota

Hit by headwinds including inflationary pressures, competition from e-commerce sites, big box retailers, pop-up stores and even a helium shortage, Party City is going out of business.

The closing of the nation’s largest party supply store, reported by CNN on Friday, is expected to shutter more than 700 retail stores in North America by the end of February, including 10 stores in Minnesota.

According to the company’s website, Party City has outlets in Apple Valley, Bloomington, Chanhassen, Coon Rapids, Maple Grove, Maplewood, Roseville, St. Cloud, St. Louis Park and Woodbury. Employees contacted at stores in Roseville, St. Cloud and Apple Valley said they had heard of the closing but could not comment.

Party City, which sells everything from balloons, costumes and birthday banners to gender reveal props and New Year’s Eve tiaras, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in January 2023. That resulted in the cancellation of nearly $1 billion in debt.

The 38-year-old New Jersey-based company exited bankruptcy after naming a new CEO, Barry Litwin, in August. But the company was still contending with more than $800 million in debt, according to CNN. The New York Times reported the company employed more than 16,000 people.

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Report: Falcons likely to cut former Vikings QB Kirk Cousins

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23 hours ago

December 21, 2024

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Report: Falcons likely to cut former Vikings QB Kirk Cousins

The Atlanta Falcons are likely to cut Kirk Cousins before mid-March, less than a year after he left the Minnesota Vikings to head to Georgia.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that “executives across the leave” believe Cousins’ exit from Atlanta will happen before a $10 million roster bonus is due on Mar. 17, with Schefter citing “multiple sources” who say a split is now inevitable.

It comes in the week that Falcons made the decision to bench Cousins in favor of rookie QB Michael Penix, Jr., whom the Falcons drafted at No. 8 in March shortly after signing Cousins to a four-year, $160 million deal.

Given Cousins has a no-trade clause in his Falcons contract, Schefter notes that it’s unlikely Atlanta will be able to find a suitable deal to trade Cousins, meaning he’s likely to hit the free agent market for the second year running.

Cousins entered the season still recovering from the Achilles injury that ended his final year with the Vikings, and has struggled under center, with the tipping point for Atlanta coming after a 41-21 loss in Minnesota to the Vikings and a 15-9 win over the struggling Las Vegas Raiders, where Cousins threw for only 112 yards, one TD and one INT.

He still showed flashes of his old brilliance however, namely in the 31-26 win over the Tampa Bay Bucaneers in late October, when he threw for 276 yards and four TDs.

After moving on from Cousins, the Vikings signed Sam Darnold for a one-year, $10 million deal and drafted JJ McCarthy with the 10th pick of the 2024 NFL Draft.

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