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Mark Woodley goes viral for cranky bomb cyclone report in Iowa
He needs to stay to the day job — and was actually frosty about it.
An area TV sports activities anchor in Iowa goes viral for his hilarious on-air complaining about being pressured to rise up within the early hours to cowl the “bomb cyclone” — at one level grousing about how “the outside at present isn’t heated.”
“That is what you get once you ask the sports activities man to come back in to cowl a blizzard within the morning present,” KWWL’s Mark Woodley tweeted alongside a clip of his sarcasm-filled efficiency considered greater than 5 million instances by Friday.
His cranky commentary within the early hours Thursday began when a bunch within the heat, dry studio in Waterloo requested: “Mark, the way you feeling on the market?”
“Once more, the identical approach I felt about eight minutes in the past when he requested me that very same query,” Woodley replied, his voice dripping with displeasure at having to faux to be a great sport exterior within the chilly.
“I didn’t even understand that there was a 3:30 additionally within the morning till at present,” he quipped — noting he additionally often labored from the consolation of the studio.
Woodley acknowledged that he couldn’t do his common gig within the heat studio masking sports activities as a result of “all the pieces is canceled right here for the subsequent couple of days.”
“So what higher time to ask the sports activities man to come back in about 5 hours sooner than he would usually get up, go stand out within the wind and the snow and the chilly and inform different folks to not do the identical,” he mentioned.
“Tune in for the subsequent couple of hours to look at me progressively get crankier and crankier,” he warned.
“Can I’m going again to my common job?” he requested at one level, suggesting his colleagues “added an additional hour to this present simply because anyone likes torturing me.”
“It’s simply getting colder and colder,” he mentioned, quipping how “the outside at present isn’t heated.”
At one level, he gave viewers excellent news and dangerous information.
“The excellent news is that I can nonetheless really feel my face proper now. The dangerous information is I sort of want I couldn’t,” he mentioned.
Lots of the 5 million who considered his tweeted video urged that his hilarious efficiency may find yourself backfiring within the very approach he needed to keep away from.
“Large mistake, Woodley. You shouldn’t have been so good at this,” fellow TV sports activities reporter Grant Galarneau-Becker told him, whereas one other, Kyle Clark, mentioned: “This is a masterpiece. Welcome to your new job.”
Fox sports activities author Sam Amico told him that “maybe sadly for you, you could have now turn into far and away my favourite climate reporter.”
Iowa sports reporter Owen Siebring, in the meantime, complained that he had “no concept how arduous you’re making the remainder of our jobs.”
“Now each information director needs their sports activities reporter to exit into the chilly, in hopes of going viral,” he wrote.
The Iowa On3 Massey Ratings top 25 list as of Oct. 8 underwent some changes compared to last week’s rankings. These updates highlight the competitiveness of Iowa high school football, especially when you consider that only three of the top ten teams remain unscathed.
Meanwhile, two teams ranked 11 to 25 swapped spots. Here’s how the state’s top teams fared after the 2024 Iowa high school football season has reached its halfway point.
The On3 Massey Ratings, officially used during the BCS era, is a model that ranks sports teams by analyzing game outcomes, strength of schedule, and margin of victory.
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After losing to Dowling Catholic, the Tigers have secured victories against ranked teams. Their latest conquest was against 23rd-ranked Waukee Northwest, wherein Drake DeGroote completed three touchdown passes to Zay Robinson. Valley can extend their winning streak to five games against Waterloo West.
The Maroons survived the fierce opposition ushered in by fifth-ranked Ankeny Centennial in a match that needed three overtime periods to be settled. Dowling Catholic showed resilience despite a 21-3 halftime deficit and scoring their first touchdown with six minutes left in the third quarter. Overcoming that test of character should give the Maroons confidence in their upcoming match against Urbandale.
The Dragons are flying again after clinching their third consecutive victory against ranked opponents. This time, they’ve shut out eighth-ranked Southeast Polk, thanks to their defense, ranked fourth in Iowa high school football. After limiting Ankeny, Waukee, and Southeast Polk to 14 points, Johnston should have no problems defeating Urbandale on the road.
The Bulldogs remain undefeated after five games and haven’t allowed 20 points to an opponent since their season opener against sixth-ranked Pleasant Valley. Bettendorf’s latest result was a 33-14 masterpiece over Kennedy, a game practically over by halftime when the Bulldogs established a 27-6 lead. Bettendorf can improve to 6-0 by defeating Davenport Central this week.
The Jaguars could not translate their fantastic start against Dowling Catholic into a victory. Failing to close out the Maroons after three overtimes handed them their second consecutive defeat. However, they remain in the top ten and could bounce back with easier matchups against Roosevelt and Waukee Northwest over the next two weeks.
In their last match, the Spartans surrendered 28 points to Cedar Falls. While that’s a concern, the second-best offense in Iowa high school football scored a season-high 52 points. Pleasant Valley is on a groove, scoring 101 points in their two previous games. In that case, they should have no problems maintaining the momentum against Muscatine.
After starting the season at 1-3, the Hawks have won two consecutive games, beating Iowa City West and Prairie by a combined score of 73-38. However, their schedule gets more challenging as they face 11th-ranked Liberty and top-ranked Valley in their following two assignments.
The Rams’ shutout loss to Johnston halted their winning streak. That result also brings their record against the top ten teams to 2-2. It’s also a total contrast to their 48-3 win over Sioux City East the week before. Southeast Polk should make a better effort in the next two weeks to defeat No. 13 Waukee and second-ranked Dowling Catholic. Those games are perfect for the Rams’ defense to prove why they are Iowa high school football’s top-ranked defense.
The Titans have scored over 50 points in back-to-back games, defeating Jefferson 56-6. The week before, they scored 55 on Glenwood. Lewis Central can keep their hopes for a perfect season intact by defeating Winterset, Norwalk, and Dallas Center-Grimes in their next three games.
The Comets flew to the top ten after a 29-8 victory over Ballard Community. North Polk’s defense has intensified, allowing only 33 points in its last three games. Before that run, they gave up 68 points to Bondurant-Farrar and Carlisle combined. On deck for the Comets are Indianola this week and Boone on the 18th.
11. Liberty
12. Pella
13. Waukee
14. Linn-Mar (+1)
15. West Lyon (-1)
16. Decorah
17. Xavier
18. Iowa City High
19. Cedar Falls
20. Humboldt
21. Grundy Center
22. Williamsburg
23. Waukee Northwest
24. ADM
25. Western Dubuque
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“I think for Payton we all have an expectation, you know, when your best player comes back and lead the league in made threes, well, he’s going to make more threes and he’s going to get more rebounds.
“The thing I’ve been impressed with is he was a really good rebounder last year. He’s a special offensive rebounder.
“A lot of shooters just don’t do that. They hang around on the perimeter, and that’s that. Throw me the ball, and I’ll shoot it in the hole for you.
“He does that, but he’s done more off the dribble. He’s done more passing to open people and reading situations, which is what you would expect from a senior.
“Think about him. Freshman year he played a lot. He was on the Big Ten Championship team. Sophomore year, Rookie of the Year in the league. Last year led the league in made threes, was an All-League player.
“Now, I think how do you go from being a second- or third-team All-League player to first-team? Obviously it’s consistency of effort and performance, and he is going to work harder.”
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