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The best spin-off games, books and more to experience before Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

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If you, like me, wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat wondering how to best prepare yourself for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth (pictured), read on!

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If you, like me, wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat wondering how to best prepare yourself for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth (pictured), read on!

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Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth comes out in just over a month — the second in a trilogy of games reinterpreting the 1997 hit. While 2020’s Final Fantasy 7 Remake ended on a cliffhanger that diverged from the original story, we have clues about where Cloud, Sephiroth, and the gang are going from over two decades of media that include spin-off games, short stories, novels —and even a feature film.

I poured through this expanded universe, called the “Final Fantasy 7 Compilation” by Square Enix. While its quality varies widely, it contains some gems and some excellent character development penned by series veteran Kazushige Nojima. If you’re a franchise fanatic like me or merely curious, here’s our ranked list of Compilation titles in order of what’s most worth your time:

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10. Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy 7

Taking place one year after the events of the Advent Children movie, 2006’s Dirge of Cerberus feels like Square Enix developers played Metal Gear Solid and questioned all their artistic decisions. The Tsviets, the game’s maniacal super soldier antagonists (where Weiss and Nero from the Remake INTERmission DLC come from), are basically Dead Cell from Metal Gear 2 or Cobra Unit from Metal Gear Solid 3. Protagonist Vincent Valentine’s wonky shooting controls don’t do the game any favors, but if you’re interested, here’s a great recap.

9. Final Fantasy 7 Ever Crisis

Angsty teenage Sephiroth from his Ever Crisis chapter. He just wants to live a normal life and have friends after tearing through dozens of enemies with remorseless ease. Aww!

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Angsty teenage Sephiroth from his Ever Crisis chapter. He just wants to live a normal life and have friends after tearing through dozens of enemies with remorseless ease. Aww!

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It’d be hard enough to recommend a gacha game and its customary predatory monetization scheme, but 2023’s Final Fantasy 7 Ever Crisis just doesn’t offer enough unique story content to merit the time (or money) investment. It’s got a new story for main villain Sephiroth called First Soldier, which took me 30+ hours of free-to-play grinding to unlock — but it definitely didn’t feel worth it. Just watch a playthrough if you’re interested.

8. Before Crisis: Final Fantasy 7

Aside from an admirable fan remake, this ancient mobile game is nearly impossible to play since it never came out in North America. But it’s on this list because of its compelling story that revolves around the war between megacorp Shinra and an earlier incarnation of the eco-terrorist organization AVALANCHE. Check out this recap video to learn more about some of the most notorious incidents in franchise lore and, weirdest of all, get introduced to the potential mother of Red XIII’s children.

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Cloud and Sephiroth, locked in battle in Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade.

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Cloud and Sephiroth, locked in battle in Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade.

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7. Final Fantasy 7 Remake: Traces of Two Pasts

Taking place right after the events of Final Fantasy 7 Remake, this book is for Tifa and Aerith megafans. It delves into both heroines’ complicated and tragic lives and includes a random short story loosely tied into First Soldier. Tifa’s section goes into great detail about her childhood relationship with Cloud (including the only mention of Cloud’s father in the Compilation) and her martial arts training, while Aerith’s section focuses on her harrowing escape from Shinra and her upbringing with her adoptive mother, Elmyra.

6. Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children Complete

Set two years after the events of the original Final Fantasy 7; this movie brings Cloud and friends back together to save the world from some Sephiroth wannabes, Sephiroth himself, and a curse known as geostigma. In a recent interview with The Guardian, Square Enix luminary Tetsuya Nomura claimed that the remake trilogy will tie into Advent Children. The film’s even getting a limited theatrical run the week before Rebirth’s release — but while it might prove helpful to watch as a guidepost, you shouldn’t expect it to match the highs of the best titles on this list.

5. Final Fantasy 7: The Kids Are Alright: A Turks Side Story

The book cover for Final Fantasy VII: The Kids Are Alright: A Turks Side Story.

If you enjoy charming Young Adult novels with heart-warming teen romance and want to learn why a random henchman of Don Corneo’s named Leslie got his own backstory in Final Fantasy 7 Remake, you should get this book. While not strictly essential, it provides helpful context for story beats in Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Advent Children.

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4. Final Fantasy 7: On the Way to a Smile

Written by original game scenario writer Kazushige Nojima as an epilogue to Final Fantasy 7 and a prequel to Advent Children, On the Way to a Smile collects stories told from the perspectives of Tifa, Barrett, Red XIII, Yuffie, Denzel, and our pals in Shinra — thoroughly rewarding fans with some of the Compilation’s best-written character development.

3. Crisis Core: Final Fantasy 7 Reunion

Zack Fair from Crisis Core. Often goofy, occasionally unbearable, and undeniably lovable, if it wasn’t already clear that he’d be important in the remake trilogy, it sure is now that he’s on the box art for Rebirth.

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Zack Fair from Crisis Core. Often goofy, occasionally unbearable, and undeniably lovable, if it wasn’t already clear that he’d be important in the remake trilogy, it sure is now that he’s on the box art for Rebirth.

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If you spend time on anything in the Compilation other than the remake trilogy or the original Final Fantasy 7, you should play this recent, much-improved edition of 2007’s Crisis Core. Zack Fair’s journey from annoying teenager to ace SOLDIER is an enjoyable experience on its own, and it provides crucial backstory for characters like Cloud, Sephiroth, and Aerith. If you must skip it, you can watch this recap video of the original, as no story changes were made for the new version.

2. Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade and INTERmission

Would you watch The Empire Strikes Back without watching A New Hope? Would you watch The Godfather Part 2 without watching The Godfather? The Integrade edition includes the INTERmission DLC, which is also well worth it. Beyond offering key scenes that stitch together Remake and Rebirth, it accomplishes something I previously thought impossible – making Yuffie Kisaragi a likable character!

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1. Final Fantasy 7 (1997)

Final Fantasy 7 isn’t just the most important game on this list; it’s also a landmark in video game history. There are many reasons why Square Enix is going all-out-ham on this remake trilogy: masterful pacing, loveable characters, god-tier music, and unforgettable plot twists solidified it as an essential role-playing game that influenced generations of designers.

James Perkins Mastromarino contributed to this story.

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‘House of the Dragon,’ Season 3, Episode 2: Honey, I’m home!

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‘House of the Dragon,’ Season 3, Episode 2: Honey, I’m home!

Emma D’Arcy (Rhaenyra).

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This is a recap of the most recent episode of HBO’s House of the Dragon. It contains spoilers. That’s what a recap is. 

Credits! As you’d expect, last week’s Battle of the Gullet earns some new thread in the Die, You! Tapestry — there’s Sharako and Corlys goin’ at it. And there’s poor dead Jacaerys, looking for all the world like your gramma’s tomato pincushion. (I’ve only just realized that when you see blood pooling around a figure in the tapestry, it means they’re dead. Both Sharako and Jacaerys get scarlet blooms — but not Corlys. Hunh.)

We open on the smoking aftermath of the sea-battle, and then we see Rhaena, whose attempt to help Team Black turned into a big ol’ whoopsiedoodle, tearing away on Sheepstealer looking well and truly freaked. (To be clear, Rhaena’s the one who looks freaked; Sheepstealer’s just like, “Welp, my work is done here. Gotta be hitchin’ a ride on the wiiiiind.”)

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They don’t close-caption a character’s internal monologue, but from the expression on her face, Rhaena’s would read something along the lines of “Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.”

Rhaena (Phoebe Campbell).

Rhaena (Phoebe Campbell).

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On Dragonstone, the dragonkeepers receive Jacaerys’ corpse and sort of crowd-surf it into the castle like he’s Peter Gabriel during “Lay Your Hands On Me.” Sir Lorent Marbrand, Rhaenyra’s less-than-loyal royal guard, asks a shaken Baela: “The battle?” to which she responds, shakily, “T’is won.”

Which is helpful to know, because from where I’m sitting it looked like a pretty unilateral, omnidirectional clustermess.

If you thought the creators of the show were gonna spare us seeing Rhaenyra’s reaction to Jacaerys’ death (and duly supply Emma D’Arcy with their Emmy clip in the process), you were much mistaken. It’s pretty wrenching stuff. And speaking of wrenching: When Ser Lorent attempts to pull Rhaenyra away from her son’s body, she wrenches out of his grip and turns on him, along with the rest of her Small Council, which has shrunk to just two dudes so now must technically be referred to as her Tiny Council.

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Sunday Puzzle: That’s HOT!

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Sunday Puzzle

On-air challenge

Today’s theme is “hot.” Every answer is a familiar two-word phrase in which the first word starts HO- and the second word starts with T-.

Ex. Rowdy bar with country music, in slang –> HONKY TONK
1. Guided walkthrough of a property
2. Any member of the N.H.L.
3. Lone Star State metropolis that’s the fourth-largest city in the U.S.
4. Like an animal with its four legs bound (hyph.)
5. Instruction manual (hyph.)
6. A little pompous and arrogant, informally (hyph.)
7. Punny greeting from a magician
8. Someone who steals animals from a stable
9. Congestion that drivers encounter around July 4th, say
10. Acquisition of a company against its will.
11. Exclamation for “wow!” on TV’s “Batman”

Last week’s challenge

Last week’s challenge comes from Evan Kalish, of Bayside, N.Y. Take the name of a nocturnal creature, in two words. The first word is a spooky sound. Move the last letter of the first word to the start of the second word and you’ll get another spooky, nocturnal sound. What is the creature and what are the sounds?

Answer: Screech owl –> howl

Winner

Dan Sadoff of St. Paul, Minnesota

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This week’s challenge

This week’s challenge comes from Rawson Sheinberg. of Plymouth, Mich. Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. Add a letter to the first word, without rearranging letters, to name a country. Then, without adding a letter, rearrange the letters of the second word to name another country. What places are these?

If you know the answer to the challenge, submit it here by Thursday, July 2 at 3 p.m. ET. Listeners whose answers are selected win a chance to play the on-air puzzle. Important: include a phone number where we can reach you.

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This mindset shift can help you get better at using up your leftovers

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If you’re struggling to use up leftovers like a half-eaten rotisserie chicken, turn the assignment into a creative exercise, says chef Margaret Li. It’ll make the cooking process more fun and less guilt-driven.

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On a recent weeknight, I opened up my fridge and found an assortment of half-eaten or ignored food.

That included takeout that I didn’t find appetizing enough to eat for lunch. A rotisserie chicken with most of the meat picked off. A couple of raw vegetables from the farmers market that were starting to wilt.

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“There’s nothing to eat,” I told myself. Yet even I knew that was ridiculous. There was plenty of food in my fridge. I just didn’t feel inspired to cook with it.

So I asked some chefs for guidance. How could I more consistently use leftovers and the other ingredients I tend to overlook?

Start with a mindset shift, says Margaret Li, chef and co-author of the cookbook Perfectly Good Food: A Totally Achievable Zero Waste Approach to Home Cooking. Think about cooking with leftovers as a creative, experimental exercise, not a guilt-driven one.

“It ends up being this fun game where you are creating something from what seems like nothing and solving this puzzle, and then you get to eat it,” she says.

There are other good reasons to use up your food scraps. Nationally, about a quarter of food products go to waste, according to the nonprofit ReFED. In my own household, where we spend about $200 a week on groceries, that means I might be throwing out the equivalent of $50 of food — an unnecessary burden on my wallet, not to mention the environment.

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The chefs I spoke to had some practical tips about using up more of the food we buy. Here are a few that I put to the test.

Find your “hero recipes”

Build up an arsenal of go-to recipes that are flexible enough to use up just about any ingredient. Li calls them “hero recipes.”

I tried one of these from her cookbook, called “Make-It-Your-Own Stir-Fry.” (Scroll down for the recipe.) It includes loose ingredients like “1 pound crisp-crunchy vegetables” or “4 cups leafy greens.”

In the spirit of the recipe, I pulled vegetables out of my fridge at random and did not measure them out. The sauce was a simple mixture of soy sauce, vinegar, sugar and water. By the time I topped my bowl with chopped scallions, the dish looked like a gourmet meal, not an afterthought.

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