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L.A. Affairs: He asked me out. In person. To my face!

After I’m on the point of do stand-up, I lay my (written and rewritten) bits on playing cards out on the desk for evaluation. And I provide myself as much as the viewers. Will you chuckle with me? Do you want me?
In a method, I noticed, each five-minute set at an open mic just isn’t so in contrast to grabbing that first espresso with a Hinge date or anybody else you meet on an app lately.
The minute he walks in, you already know if the chemistry is there or not. Is he coming at you with clunky, rehearsed strains? Or is he being real? Do you wish to see him once more? Are you fortunate sufficient to peek right into a tiny crack that results in the guts?
The distinction is that I really feel solely comfy at an open mic. I don’t care if no person’s listening. I don’t care if nobody likes what I’m doing. I’m simply doing my homework. I don’t want anybody’s stamp of approval.
One way or the other, I can’t appear to make the most of this mind-set in my courting life. This could come as a shock to nobody however I truly actually wish to be appreciated!
Sadly, I’ve but to have a primary date that ends with applause. So it’s arduous to inform.
However Los Angeles is a petri dish of ghosters, love-bombers, consideration seekers and narcissists. I’m one in all them. It’s a part of our devilish allure as a metropolis of entertainers. At 26, I’ve been out and in of so many relationships that I have a look at my buddies in dedicated relationships with the awe of a caveman taking a look at a lightbulb. I would like what they’ve. However how are they doing this? Are there actually folks on the market who truly wish to be with someone else? (And the place can I discover one?) Are there individuals who say what they imply and imply what they are saying?
I noticed a psychic final yr in Santa Monica. I informed him about my foibles in love and puzzled if I might ever be capable of discover somebody on this metropolis. As many individuals within the leisure business perceive, it’s not as simple as we make it look on a soundstage. He informed me that I ought to hand over as a result of if I desire a profitable profession, a person would solely get in the best way.
“You’ll be able to’t eat at McDonald’s and Wendy’s on the identical time. You could have to choose.”
I want I used to be making that up. That was an actual factor he mentioned to me. However I digress.
I made a New 12 months’s decision to delete courting apps for good. Why? Within the month of December alone, I used to be ghosted thrice. In all the yr of 2021, there have been just too many courting failures to rely — together with some obtrusive sexual mishaps that can in all probability be clinically identified years down the road because the catalyst for my inevitable descent into insanity.
I deleted the apps and patted myself on the again as I entered the brand new yr. Devon: 1, expertise: 0.
Two days later, I went to the place I all the time go on Sundays — the open mic night time on the Improv, the place I throw my identify in a bucket and battle the urge to throw up till I’m known as on. Then I carry out for a crowd so tepid I would as effectively be again to the times of stand-up on Zoom. (Like in courting, approaching comedy as a approach to search validation is a one-way ticket to getting your coronary heart crushed.)
Then the inconceivable occurred.
An actual human man spoke to me. And requested — truly requested — to see me once more in a romantic context. He was additionally there for the open mic, and we’d struck up a dialog whereas leaning towards the identical wall, ready for our names to be known as. A number of hours later, he’d mentioned, “Am I loopy? Or ought to we hang around once more?” You aren’t loopy, I assured him. “Yeah, I’d like that.”
As I went dwelling that night time, I couldn’t imagine it actually occurred. I felt like I simply received to cross off a brand new sq. in a recreation of L.A. bingo. Now I simply want to sit down by an unsolicited crypto lecture from my Uber driver or get a parking ticket in entrance of my home, and I win. My buddies have been shocked too after I informed them.
You see, it was the primary time I used to be requested out by somebody in actual life since highschool.
It felt like a miracle to be requested out by an precise human being within the bodily world.
I strutted into work that Monday with an air of confidence like by no means earlier than. My head was within the clouds till actuality struck — I didn’t actually know something concerning the man besides that he works at Dealer Joe’s. I didn’t know his social handles; I didn’t have a witty dating-app bio to obsess over. Even worse, I couldn’t present an image to my buddies so they may make a snap judgment about him, an important ingredient of date vetting.
I noticed this was a peculiar new courting downside, one which my fellow 20-somethings and I don’t usually fear about in a world the place courting apps are the norm: How might I correctly put together for our first date if I couldn’t cyberstalk him prematurely?
The unknowing of all of it was killing me. How did folks put up with this in the olden days?
The primary date arrived and, someway, regardless of all my earlier psychological hyperactivity, I loved it. And I loved studying about this brand-new individual whereas in individual and slowly however certainly letting my guard down one millimeter at a time.
Even higher? We’re nonetheless courting.
It’s by no means been simple to search out connection on this metropolis, and the pandemic has had all the world madly chasing that dragon to restricted and spotty avail. However possibly it’s not nearly on the lookout for love. Possibly it’s about taking note of what’s in entrance of you. And possibly, proper now, that’s sufficient.
The writer is a slapstick comedian in Los Angeles, on Instagram and Twitter @imkevindane. She does a month-to-month present, “Flambo!,” on the Silverlake Lounge.
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'Sorry, Baby' is a wry, affecting take on trauma : Pop Culture Happy Hour

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Sorry, Baby is a refreshingly disarming movie. The film was written and directed by Eva Victor, who also stars a newly minted professor at the liberal arts college where she received her graduate degree. The school is also where she was once sexually assaulted. The movie takes on a traumatic experience with wry humor and vulnerability — and it announces Victor as a filmmaker and performer to watch.
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Heidi Klum Goes Topless at Beach, on Video

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Heidi Klum decided to strip all the way down before taking a dip … throwing off her bikini and going for a topless swim in a new video.
The model shared a video to Instagram Sunday in which she’s wearing a thong-style bikini and new top … proving that when the sun is out, it’s more than her buns she’s busting out.

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Check out the vid … Heidi takes her model walk from the runway to the beach — striding down the sand toward the ocean.
She goes in about knee-deep before the video cuts off. Klum captioned the post, “Let’s dip” — and, we know a whole lotta fans who want to take her up on that offer.

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Klum’s talked about ditching her top in the past … revealing in an interview last year that her kids feel the need to remind her to put on a top when their friends come over to the house.
Heidi’s daughter, Leni, told Alex Cooper on the “Call Her Daddy” podcast that it’s actually created some embarrassing moments over the years.
Heidi does enjoy freeing the nipple whenever she can … and, her fans certainly aren’t embarrassed by that!
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4 confidence-boosting ways to overcome the fear of flirting in real life

Confidence coach Regina Bonds thinks that flirting in real life is a lost art.
“In this new world of dating, everybody’s behind a computer screen,” she says. “So many people don’t know how to put themselves out there.”
If talking to a cute stranger makes your palms sweat, but you’d like to meet someone without the help of a dating app, Bonds has advice. “Get out there and be confident,” she says.
Bonds, a certified life coach based in Atlanta, helps clients assert themselves in love and relationships. She shares four common fears people have when approaching a romantic interest in the wild — and how to overcome them.
The situation: You’re afraid they won’t like you.
The solution: Practice self-love.
“The first romance needs to be with you,” Bonds says. If you’re too nervous or afraid to talk to someone because you don’t think you’d be a good romantic partner, build up your self-esteem.
Try saying a positive mantra in front of the mirror that affirms your worth. “Tell yourself you’re the type of person someone would love to be around,” Bonds says.

Then, tell yourself some of the things you like about yourself and your body, even if that feels hard. Maybe it’s your freckles, your curves or your eyelashes. “That creates such a momentum when it comes to confidence,” Bonds says.
The situation: You want to show interest but don’t want to be creepy.
The solution: Start with eye contact.
It’s a simple and effective way to show interest, and it can help determine whether an approach is welcome, Bonds says.
Let’s say you’re in the freezer aisle of the supermarket and you see someone you like. Go ahead and make eye contact. If they look back at you and smile, that’s a promising sign, Bonds says. “You can walk over to them. That’s not creepy.”
However, if they look away when you try to make eye contact, that’s probably a signal to push your shopping cart in the other direction.
And if you do start talking to someone and they tell you they’re not interested, or their body language shows they’re uncomfortable, leave them be.

Not sure how to engage with a cutie at the coffee shop? Pay them a compliment.
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The situation: You want to strike up a conversation but have no idea what to say.
The solution: Pay them a compliment.
You’re pretty sure that cutie you always see at the coffee shop is interested in you too. Now what?
Don’t worry about being the first person to make a move. When it comes to dating, there are no rules, Bonds says.

Say something nice about their eyes, their outfit or their coffee order. Or, if you’re feeling cheeky, try a pickup line like, “I haven’t seen a smile like that all summer long,” Bonds says. “That can open the door to an amazing conversation.”
If your banter is holding up the coffee line, go ahead and grab those digits. It doesn’t have to be awkward, Bonds says. “I would say something as gentle as, ‘I’m really enjoying this, but I have to go. Would you like to exchange information?’ “
The situation: They didn’t call you back.
The solution: Be proud of putting yourself out there.
You made a bold move at a bar last weekend and asked someone for their number. You felt like you both connected. But it’s been a few days and they haven’t reached out.
“If they don’t call you, that’s OK,” Bonds says. Don’t let it affect your self-worth. “What someone else thinks of you [should not] be what you think of you.”
Remember that you took a risk and tried something scary. “Be thankful for the experience. Whoever’s meant for you will find you,” Bonds says.
The producer of this episode is Margaret Cirino. This story was edited by Meghan Keane. The visual editor is Beck Harlan. We’d love to hear from you. Leave us a voicemail at 202-216-9823, or email us at LifeKit@npr.org.
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