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Published May 16, 2025 2:08 PM PDT

The grand final of this year’s Eurovision Song Contest, that annual celebration of melody, rhythm, fabulousness and glitter, takes place this Saturday, May 17, in Basel, Switzerland. In the U.S., it will stream live on Peacock at 3 p.m. ET.

It’s the 69th Eurovision, and if you think that simple numerical fact has not set off a cascade of lewd eyebrow-waggles across the European continent, you don’t know Eurovision. Several countries have sent songs crammed with winking, single-entendre lyrics, from Finland’s “Ich Komme” (“I’m Coming”) to Australia’s “Milkshake Man,” who’s got “a caramel banana that you’ve got to see.”

(Yes, Australia competes in Eurovision; it’s done so for a decade. Don’t get hung up on that. Eurovision is, at the end of the day, a vibe, more than anything else; as such is not beholden to the petty dictates of mere geography.)

Each of the 37 countries participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest submitted a song to the semifinals that took place already this week. Those semifinals whittled the field down to the 26 songs which will compete in Saturday’s grand final.

Dancers perform at the start of a dress rehearsal at the Eurovision Song Contest.

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Some countries qualify automatically every year, including the winning country from the previous year — in this case, Switzerland — but most have been determined by viewers watching at home, the so-called televote. Viewers will get another chance to vote for their favorites on Saturday, but this time those votes will only count for 50% of the final scores. The other half will be determined by national juries made up of music industry professionals in the participating countries.

Historically, the televoters embrace the blithe excess of Eurovision – they want visual spectacle, dazzling choreo, big pyrotechnics, walls of sound. For them, a bit of humor, if not outright goofiness, goes a long way. The juries, on the other hand, are more conservative, tending to prize more technical aspects like vocal precision, adroit songwriting and musical composition, plus a pared-down sound mix. They’re suspicious of humor, and hate goofiness.

What to expect on Saturday

During Saturday’s grand final, each performance must adhere to the following rules:

1. Songs must be no more than three minutes in length.
2. Lead vocals must be performed live.
3. No live instrumentation of any kind is permitted.
4. During a song, no more than six performers may be onstage at the same time.

I remind folks every year: They’re not kidding around about Rule 2. Eurovision is not and has never been a lip-syncing competition. These performers are singing live, though their instrumentation and backing vocals are pre-recorded. If on Saturday you find yourself beginning to doubt that fact, say during Poland’s entry “Gaja,” sung by a 52-year-old Justyna Steczkowska as she hurls herself through choreo that involves twirls, jumping jacks and what amounts to freaking burpees(!) all while holding a belted note(!), remind yourself that you’re not watching lip-syncing, you’re watching great breath control.

And as for Rule 3: Whenever a performance involves a “band” wailing away on their drums, guitars and/or violins while scowling intently, remind yourself you’re not watching them actually shred, you’re watching them mime. It’s cute.

Here’s how Saturday’s grand final will proceed.

First, all 26 countries perform their songs. Then the audience votes.

While the televotes get tallied, the jury votes are collected over a series of glorified Zoom calls to representatives in each participating country. Some of these representatives are local celebrities who proceed to waste absolutely everybody’s time by doing bits – busting out their putatively hilarious catchphrases, say. The calls are marked by video lags and audio dropouts. There will be long stretches of dead air as the Eurovision hosts wait to receive various juries’ votes while staring down the barrel of the camera dripping in flop-sweat.

The whole process of jury voting is labored, interminable – and freaking delightful.

Once the juries have voted, the reveal of the televotes begins, starting with the country that received the fewest jury votes. If you’ve nipped off to refill your drink or empty your bladder during the jury voting, get your butt back on the couch now, because this? This right here? This is where all the drama happens.

Ziferblat represent Ukraine with their song “Bird of Pray” at the Eurovision Song Contest.

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In mere seconds, countries who’ve been cruelly snubbed by the juries can surge up to within striking distance of the win. Meanwhile, rock-solid jury favorites who seem certain to make at least a top three showing can plummet to the sub-basement of 20th place or below. And each of these abrupt and sometimes humiliating twists of fate is accompanied by a shot of the performers in question, sitting in a booth, smiling wan, hopeful smiles while plaintively waggling tiny national flags. It’s wonderful.

Then the winner will be announced, a trophy will be handed out, and the winner will perform the winning song again. See you next year in [name of major city in winning country]! Good night! 

Here are my favorite songs of Eurovision 2025, and my thoughts on their chances to take home the win.

10. Iceland: “Róa” by Væb

Væb (it’s pronounced “vibe”) are two blond brothers in matching silver track suits and wraparound sunglasses who write and perform electronic music for the masses. “Róa” is a particularly ravenous earworm – a propulsive, high-energy, inescapably danceable sea shanty. Which makes sense, as it’s a song about “Rowing today, rowing tonight/Rowing to where the stars are bright.”

If you’re scoring at home, it’s one of two entries this year in which Nordic folks offer up jaunty paeans to their favorite recreational activities (see Sweden’s ode to sauna-going, below). Two’s a coincidence, but three’s a trend; fingers crossed next year Denmark submits a stirring ballad about competitive cheese-rolling.

Between the song’s TikTok-ready moves and clever staging, the televoters will eat these kids up, but they’ll be rowing against the current with the juries. (Eurovision juries, in keeping with their well-earned reputations for being snooty sticks-in-the-mud and general snuffer-outers of joy, historically hold electronic dance music in low esteem.)

9. Spain: “ESA DIVA” by Melody

Spain had a four-year run back in the early aughts when it placed in the top 10 each year – but since then, its entries have tended to languish down among the twenties. Then suddenly came 2022, when Chanel’s stunning “SloMo” had just about everyone – me included – thinking they had a real shot at taking it all.

That didn’t happen – “SloMo” came in third. But Spain could taste how close they came, and after taking a year to look inward (their 2023 entry, Blanca Paloma’s moody, ethereal “Eaea,” came in 17th), they’ve started ruthlessly A-and-B-testing the “SloMo” formula: 1 (One) sexy diva + 2 to 5 hot dancers + lyrics of self-empowerment + flamenco guitar + disco + sequins.

It didn’t work last year – Nebulossa’s “Zorra” came in 22nd, despite some seriously caked-up backup dancers. But this year they’re tripling down with “ESA DIVA” – a song by a diva, about a diva, radiating sparkly, spangly waves of Big Diva Energy.

You can’t begrudge them chasing that “SloMo” dragon, and Melody’s an intensely charismatic performer who can sell everything this song has to offer. It all builds steadily to the climactic moment when she sings “Esa diva soy YO!” and proceeds to get spun in the air like a dang car-wash sign. You can’t help but think: No yeah I see it. Eres.

8. Germany: “Baller” by Abor & Tynna

Layered synths, a reverb-heavy chorus and a beat you can feel in your sternum: Televoters will love it, but the juries will likely sit on their hands.

The lyrics are your standard Eurovision anthem of post-breakup defiance: “You put a dot after the sentence like you never knew me / So I change perfumes / And buy myself a new outfit.” But this brother-sister act (they’re a kind of Austrian, EDM version of Billie Eilish and Finneas), know their way into, out of and around a groove.

Plus there’s a bit of a backstory: Singer Tynna got laryngitis a couple weeks back, and has skipped the pre-contest performances in various cities that help generate buzz among Eurovision fans. But she nailed the vocals in Thursday’s semifinal.

So forget about the juries. When this song comes on, I’ll turn up the volume, close my eyes and dance around my living room, because I know it’s the closest I’ll ever come to getting past the bouncer at Berghain.

7. Netherlands: “C’est La Vie” by Claude

A gentle bop, sung by a hot guy with a great voice, with a bit of cool choreo thrown in. That’s straight down-the-line Eurovision, right there; it’ll end up in the top 10. (Though he was a bit pitchy in his semifinal performance. The televoters were and will be forgiving, but Saturday’s juries will not be so easily taken in by the guy’s potent charisma.)

It’s this song’s language(s) that makes it so representative of where Eurovision stands in 2025.

37 countries are participating this year, and 19 languages including English are represented. Just a skosh over half of participants are singing, at least in part, in a language that isn’t English – the number hasn’t been that high for almost two decades. Among those, both the Netherlands and Israel are singing partly in French, and Estonia is singing partly in Italian. (Well. “Italian,” anyway. Long story.)

The fact that “C’est La Vie” features a mix of French and English reflects Claude’s personal history – his family fled the French-speaking Democratic Republic of the Congo for the Netherlands when he was nine, and the song recalls the words of wisdom his mother would sing to him, in French, as he was growing up.

6. Albania: “Zjerm,” by Shkodra Elektronike

“Zjerm,” or “Fire,” is classic Eurovision – a Balkan ballad with a driving, insistent beat that pairs two performers whose vocals contrast and even contend with each other.

First, Beatriçe Gjergji’s soaring, plaintive voice lures you in with hopeful imagery of a land and a people who’ve finally turned a corner (“No ambulances / Roaming the streets,” “The skies still will be blue,” “Imagine a minute, try/Without soldiers/With no orphans crying”).

Then Kolë Laca’s raspy, sinister vocals slide in, sounding like the grinding of tectonic plates, to threaten disaster – fire, avalanches, stars trampled underfoot, knives piercing souls, etc.

Then Gjergji defuses these threats by taking up their challenge – and that soul-piercing knife. “Carve in me a clean heart,” she sings, “In the darkness I’ll send you the light.”

Don’t speak Albanian? Doesn’t matter – you can still feel the conflict at the heart of the song in your bones, along with its hard-won, healing-through-pain resolution. It’s all so unabashedly metal you could air-brush it onto the side of a van, and I love it.

If “Zjerm” seems a bit too dark to be embraced by people hearing it for the first time – i.e., by most televoters – just know that this song was made for the juries; it’ll end up doing very well.

5. Poland: “Gaja” by Justyna Steczkowska

That voice! That timbre! That choreo! That breath control! That fetish gear!

As if the athletic performance itself weren’t powerful enough, Steczkowska represents returning Eurovision royalty, having competed for Poland exactly thirty years ago.

And just for good measure, she throws in a new-agey “chant for positive outcomes” at the end there (“Zargo!/Raga!/Urra!/Gara!/Jarga!/Jarun!/Era!/Czarodoro!”), which is kind of her signature thing.

Between her talent, her history and her calling on the universe for mystical aid, she’s sure to do very well. Plus, there’s what the song’s about: A beautiful, severe Mother Earth manifesting in tight black latex to berate humanity for its crimes against her (“You, who’ve been hurting me/And who has had my love for nothing/You marked me with your sins/And woke up the scream of loneliness/Within me”). I suspect there’s a non-zero percentage of voters who will, um, appreciate that. Acutely.

4. Latvia: “Bur Man Laimi” by Tautumeitas

I love this one, but I’m worried about it. Juries don’t go for this kind of ethereal ethno-pop, and it may prove too gauzy and abstract to grab the televoters on first listen.

If this song has a chance, it will come down to its staging, which beautifully plays up the folklore/fey imagery of the song. And I have to imagine these gorgeous, insinuating six-part harmonies will prove too – well, magical, I suppose – for home viewers to ignore. The beat will help. The beat always helps; any ethnomusicologist will tell you that. (Several members of Tautumeitas studied ethnomusicology. But you guessed that already.)

3. Finland: “Ich Komme” by Erika Vikman

Erika Vikman, like the song she’s bringing to the contest, cannot be denied. The song’s in Finnish, but the chorus (and the title) are in German, and it means exactly what you think it means.

“I am Erika,” she sings, “All eros and stamina,” which … sums it up nicely, I feel. Juries may sniff at “Ich Komme’s” unsubtle, four-on-the-floor power, but don’t worry about them. This song has been painstakingly engineered to drive the audience in the stadium, and at home, absolutely nuts. Will you find yourself getting up off your couch to scream “ICH KOMME! ICH KOMME!” along with her? Will you, in your fervor, spill your drink, send pretzels flying and startle the dog? Don’t rule it out.

But if any of that happens, take solace in the final words of the song: “Hey baby/This is how it is/When you fall to the lust trance.”

2. Malta: “Serving” by Miriana Conte

Know this: When this joyously, groovily anthemic banger gets performed live at the grand final on Saturday, something magical is going happen inside that arena – something that requires a bit of context.

First, understand that the Maltese word for “singing” is “kant.” “Kant” was the original title for this song when it qualified for Eurovision. At that time, the chorus went, “Serving [Maltese word for ‘singing!’]/Do-re-mi-fa-s-s-serving [Maltese word for ‘singing!’]”

(You will perhaps recall what I said earlier about this year’s being the 69th Eurovision, and how this fact inspired some countries to get a bit cheeky with their submissions.)

At first, the European Broadcasting Union, which owns Eurovision, said the song was acceptable as is. Later they demanded changes to the lyrics. Conte agreed to make them. The title of the song is now “Serving.”

The new chorus goes: “Serving (Ah!)/Do-re-mi-fa-s-s-serving (Ah!)”.

Has the media-savvy Conte remained hilariously out in front of this controversy all Eurovision season long? Has she made a music video that saucily acknowledges, even embraces, the whole to-do? Yes and yes.

So, back to that magical moment: The diehard Eurovision fans who will fill Basel’s St. Jakobshalle arena on Saturday know all about this song’s history. When Conte gets to the chorus, she will dutifully sing the version with the redacted lyrics, as she agreed to do.

But the 12,400 folks in the venue have made no such agreement, and when the moment comes, they will, as one, scream the Maltese word for “singing” at the top of their fool lungs, live, for all the world to hear.

Magical.

1. Sweden: “Bara Bada Bastu” by KAJ

Sweden is to Eurovision what the Yankees are to baseball. They win a lot. And when they don’t win, they do very well. They’re the overdogs. They throw a lot of resources at winning. As such, pulling for them risks marking you as a basic fan, a consensus follower, a bandwagon-jumper.

But I can’t help it: This song is an insanely catchy and cleverly staged hyper-super-mega-bop, and I hope it wins the whole thing.

The three-man comedy/music group KAJ is Finnish, but they’re competing for Sweden. Their song is about how great saunas are, and how neat it is to go to them. That’s it; that’s the song. And despite the 69th Eurovision being the horniest on record, this jaunty little number about getting hot and sweaty with other sauna-loving folk is maybe the year’s most wholesome entry.

KAJ just seem so … normal, in their tidy haircuts and dark brown suits. Like regional sales managers from the upper Midwest. Behind them, as they sing, a bunch of lumberjacks build a sauna, strip down to towels, don bucket hats and dance around waving tree branches. As you do.

The song itself mixes Nordic folk and German beer hall with the teensiest dash of disco, and just before it starts feeling repetitive, a key change (it ain’t Eurovision without a key change) fires up the crowd and propels us all toward the climax with big goofy grins on our faces.

Does it help that, between verses, one member of KAJ keeps turning to the camera to gravely intone the word “SAUNA!”? Brother, let me tell you: It doesn’t hurt.

Finnish Group KAJ is representing Sweden at Eurovision with the song “Bara Bada Bastu.”

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This will be a clear televote favorite, given how assiduously it represents the epitome of pure, distilled, pharmaceutical-grade Eurovision. But I’m confident the juries will dig it too, because the songwriting is smart, the instrumentation is on point, and the sound mix is clean.

But wait! What about ….

There are a handful of other songs that Eurovision oddsmakers (yes, that’s a whole thing) think have a real shot at winning. I’m less convinced.

Austria’s “Wasted Love” by JJ takes a calculated risk by flipping the script on last year’s winner, Nemo’s “The Code.” Where that song offered up a club banger with a bit of opera drizzled over top like sauce, “Wasted Love” is just a great big bowl of opera sauce with a bit of club banger crumbled in. I like this song, but not until the beat drops – which happens 2 minutes and 15 seconds into a song that lasts 3 minutes.

France’s “Maman” by Louane has its vocal fans. It’s a lovely melody, well-sung, and the juries will love it – it just doesn’t have quite enough je ne sais quoi to single itself out for the televoters.

Finally: Never underestimate Ukraine – in Eurovision, or in life. Ziferblat’s “Bird of Pray” is fascinating, and the lead singer’s clear, piping voice is distinctive. But it’s six wholly different songs mashed together, and the moment it settles into one groove, it ditches that one for another. I don’t think the televoters will be able to hook into it, on first listen.

No, I stand by my picks. But there are plenty of songs in contention, so why not head over to the official Eurovision Song Contest YouTube page and check them out for yourself?

When you do, I’m confident you’ll reach the same inevitable conclusion I have, which is of course:

SAUNA!

The Disneyland Resort’s new “World of Color” show begins with some regal nostalgia. Standing before a lagoon in Disney California Adventure, we hear the voice of Walt Disney, and see a host of Disney’s animated classics — “The Little Mermaid,” “Pinocchio,” “The Lion King” and more — projected on fountains to a patient, stately interpretation of “Rainbow Connection” from Boyz II Men.

We are prepped for a show of romanticized remembrance while we hear Disney recite the original dedication speech for Disneyland. The park, he tells us, is hoped to be a “source of joy and inspiration,” only when he hits the word “joy,” the show suddenly switches direction. That’s when the character of Joy from the “Inside Out” films arrives on the scene, and quickly stamps out any looks back. “World of Color Happiness!” is then off and running, a brisk, music-focused show dedicated to all things “happiness.”

Disneyland this July is turning 70, but the festivities officially launch Friday. “World of Color Happiness!” is one of many entertainment offerings that the park will highlight over the coming year, but it’s designed to be arguably the showcase production, as many others, such as the nighttime parade “Paint the Night,” are returning shows. And “World of Color Happiness!” sets the tone of the 70th anniversary celebrations. Disneyland faithful who remember the 60th anniversary a decade ago will recall an anniversary year that dug deep into Disneyland history and lore.

For the 70th, Disney creatives spoke of wanting to create a party vibe. Even the logo jumps out like a birthday cake topper, with the number “70” alternately blocky and rounded as if constructed out of frosting. Those after some of that patented Disneyland nostalgia will find it in a short, five-minute projection show over on the facade of It’s a Small World, but even that production — “Tapestry of Happiness,” which ever-so-slightly glances at the artwork of key Small World designer Mary Blair — is a jovial affair.

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Similarly, a projection show on California Adventure’s Carthay Circle — “Celebrate Happy: A Little Bit of Magic Every Night” — is a two-minute, energetic morsel, one featuring Tinker Bell turning the upscale lounge and restaurant into Sleeping Beauty Castle one moment, and a canvas for fireworks in the next. Consider it a mini street fest. Elsewhere, Disney has tastefully added “Coco’s” Miguel and Dante to It’s a Small World, and the video game attraction Toy Story Midway Mania has been outfitted with a host of new targets, some worth 700 or 7,000 points.

Still to come, of course, is “Walt Disney — A Magical Life,” set to open on Disneyland’s official anniversary date of July 17. The show will feature the debut of an audio-animatronic figure of Disney, and is expected to retell the Disneyland creation myth. No doubt “A Magical Life” will inject Disneyland’s 70th celebration, which is scheduled to last through next summer, a dose of history, but for now, the resort wants guests tapping and dancing. Even a new show for tots, “Disney Junior: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Live!,” is framed around throwing a house party, complete with a booty-shaking Goofy.

A good time, no doubt, and yet I found myself missing a hint of sentimentality while watching “World of Color Happiness!” Ostensibly a clip show, any “World of Color” presents a challenge in trying to stitch together a theme out of sometimes dozens of films — some that soar by across a pond of cascading fountains, and others that float into the sky on cleverly crafted projected bubbles. Songs given centerpiece showings here include “I2I” from “A Goofy Movie” and “I’ve Got a Dream” from “Tangled.”

The new projection show “Celebrate Happy: A Little Bit of Magic Every Night” is a morsel of energy that illuminates the facade of restaurant and lounge Carthay Circle.

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The narrative throughline follows the characters of “Inside Out” as they circle in and around other Disney films, so much so that “Happiness!” at times feels like an “Inside Out” short. Joy’s quest is to discover what makes everyone happy and she struggles with some other emotions, such as Sadness and Anxiety, and “Encanto’s” “Surface Pressure” arrives to remind us that happiness isn’t always easy to come by. But that moment is fleeting. Joy has a mission.

I wish it dug a little deeper. Happiness, after all, isn’t always our goal, and Disney’s films feature a breath of emotions, including a number that focus on finding strength in adversity. “Happiness!” glances at them, with quick references to “The Lion King” or “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” but the focus is on having a blast — the boy band crushes of “Turning Red,” for instance, or platitudes such as focusing on a dream and making a wish (“This Wish”). Have we already forgotten the lessons of “The Princess and the Frog”?

Yet “Happiness!” is so steadfast — borderline oppressive, I’d argue — in its message that here, at Disneyland, with family or friends, we are happy, that it became the rare Disneyland show I actually felt slightly excluded from. Happiness is a luxury, and audiences will bring their own emotions to the show. I arrived in the midst of what’s been a difficult year, one that has me turning to Disneyland, yes, but for comfort rather than pure joy.

Disney’s full dedication speech notes it’s a place dedicated to “the ideals, the dreams and the hard facts” that have created America, and throughout the park we find idealized messages, but those that help us make sense of the world rather than wish it away. Whether exploring gluttony and sin (Pirates of the Caribbean), the impermanence of life (Haunted Mansion) or perseverance in hard work (Snow White’s Enchanted Wish), Disneyland finds delight in the messiness of life.

“World of Color Happiness!” centers on a quest from “Inside Out” character Joy to discover what makes each of us happy.

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By the end of “World of Color Happiness!,” which concludes with an upbeat commercial jingle of a tune from Fitz of Fitz and the Tantrums, I found myself wanting to scream at Joy: Leave me alone and let me be down. For while that is totally OK, too, “Happiness!” doesn’t aim to be anything more than a marketing tag line — “celebrate happy” — for Disneyland’s 70th.

And yet I found myself charmed by the pre-show for “Happiness!” Here, we see the Muppets, also celebrating a 70th anniversary, try and fail to give a safety spiel. Gonzo wants to perform a stunt, Miss Piggy aims to steal the show, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem fail to get the band back together. Ultimately, the job gets done, but not without an assortment of comedic fits and starts. Here’s betting it brings a smile to your face, and does so without telling you to do so.