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‘Lesson Plan’ (2022) Netflix Movie Review – Blah Blah Pow Pow

Daniel Markowicz’s Lesson Plan has a chilly opening. The film out of the blue thrusts us into an motion scene, kills a personality, after which reveals somebody haunted by grief. Out of those three issues, solely the motion manages to evoke a slight response, whereas the opposite two parts stay alien. That is your cue to grasp the logic behind the making of this movie. Director Markowicz needs to point out off well-choreographed fights. He might have executed the identical on an Instagram reel as a result of other than motion, he’s incapable of doing justice to different substances current on this bloody dish.
The soul of Lesson Plan might be discovered within the scene the place Damian (Piotr Witkowski), a “historical past trainer,” takes the youngsters out of the classroom and begins to exhibit his admirable preventing abilities. I’ve put historical past trainer in quotes as a result of he isn’t actually a trainer. Damian was a cop. The truth is, he’s the person who will get right into a battle at first, and it is his spouse that dies, throwing him right into a pit of grief. Now, Damian is posing as a historical past professor to eradicate the drug drawback in a Polish college. Moreover, he needs to show that his lifeless finest good friend was not liable for manufacturing and distributing medication on campus.
For the reason that primary premise is out within the open, let’s return to the scene the place Damian reveals off in entrance of his college students. He would not know how you can educate the topic assigned to him to his college students, and no pupil ever complains about him as a result of he would not get to show them sufficient classes. At the moment, the children must discover ways to battle, and that is one thing Damian can educate them in his sleep. Lesson Plan can also be like Damian. It solely is aware of how you can execute motion scenes and appears for excuses to enter one. No marvel the film flounders every time it touches on different issues like drama, romance, and friendship.
Here’s a lead character who loses his spouse and finest good friend. Will we really feel for him? Completely not. In an early scene, we see him mendacity unconscious drunk. The film thinks this picture is sufficient to tether us to his loss, his ache, and his distress. Evidently, it is a main miscalculation. What concerning the college students who take combative classes from Damian? They’re equal to extras within the background. None of them have any character, and their friendship comes throughout as phony. The romance between Damian and Agata (Antonina Jarnuszkiewicz), too, shouldn’t be so promising. As quickly as Agata enters the body, we confidently declare that she’s going to fall in love with Damian. There isn’t a spark, no actual chemistry between the actors. You’ll be able to blame Markowicz for that flaw, as he would not have a watch for love. Jarnuszkiewicz, nonetheless, emerges with some spirit and, performance-wise, proves to be higher than virtually everybody within the movie. As compared, Witkowski seems to be terribly bland and appears devoid of performing abilities. His concept of performing is to both placed on a dour face or a smiling one. Then once more, the fault might lie in Markowicz as he would not extract good performances from his actors. The characters are a giant cliché, which means they’re unmemorable.
Cliché is the correct phrase to sum up Lesson Plan. Predictability shouldn’t be an issue if the filmmaker makes use of it with care and respect. However it’s the prime situation right here as a result of the movie feebly goes by the motions. Markowicz employs an archaic framework solely to impress us with hostile bodily encounters. Sadly for him, after the third or fourth brawl between the unhealthy guys and Damian, the impressively shot scuffles lose their magic and develop into insufferable. Somebody can take out the motion scenes, sew them collectively and add the video on-line on YouTube or no matter. You’ll be able to watch that clip and save your self from tedium. Don’t fret concerning the plot. The director himself would not care concerning the p-word.
The scene the place Damian meets a pupil at her home is adopted by the scene the place he greets a affected person at a hospital, and that is adopted by the scene the place he meets Agata. Take one other set of sequences. We first watch Damian kissing Agata, and within the subsequent scene, we see them interrogating a chemist. I point out these moments as a result of they don’t seem to be coherently linked. The transition lacks smoothness, and the scenes look out of sync with one another. Maybe, subsequent time, Markowicz would take note of different issues other than the motion.
Closing Rating- [3.5/10]
Reviewed by – Vikas Yadav
Observe @vikasonorous on Twitter
Writer at Midgard Instances

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‘Salvable’ Review: Toby Kebbell and Shia LaBeouf in a Boxing Drama That Transcends Its Familiarity

At this point, the prospect of watching a film about an aging boxer whose life has hit the skids sounds as appealing as getting into the ring with Oleksandr Usyk. It’s the sort of well-trod cinematic territory that feels overly familiar, and the title, Salvable, does not exactly inspire hope. Fortunately, co-directors Bjorn Franklin and Johnny Marchetta’s debut feature proves better than its synopsis suggests. While the film doesn’t chart any particularly new territory, it benefits greatly from Franklin’s subtle screenplay and performances infusing it with emotional power that sneaks up on you.
The sort of gritty, realistic drama that frequently emerged from England in the early ‘60s, the story set in Wales revolves around Sal (Toby Kebbell, the film’s real star, despite Shia LaBeouf’s prominence in the marketing), whose successful boxing days are well behind him. Although he still trains at night under the watchful tutelage of his old trainer Welly (James Cosmo), his days are spent working at a nursing home, where his gently compassionate treatment of its elderly residents speaks volumes about his character.
Salvable
The Bottom Line
Punches above its weight.
Release date: Friday, May 2
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Toby Kebbell, Michael Socha, James Cosmo, Kila Lord Cassidy, Elaine Cassidy, Aiysha Hart, Nell Hudson, Barry Ward
Directors: Bjorn Franklin, Johnny Marchetta
Screenplay: Bjorn Franklin
Rated R,
1 hour 41 minutes
Living in a trailer parked in a field and reduced to having sex in his car with his girlfriend, the divorced Sal has a difficult relationship with his teenage daughter Molly (Kila Lord Cassidy), who’s still angry over his previous neglect. His bitter ex-wife (Elaine Cassidy) won’t let him see Molly outside of specified times, and his legal efforts to get joint custody are rejected. Things go from bad to worse when he loses his job at the nursing home after having to leave suddenly to deal with a school emergency involving Molly.
Films with this sort of subject matter often feature a character who’s a bad influence. In this case, it’s Sal’s old friend Vince (LaBeouf), with whom he has a checkered past. Vince, whose propensity for troublemaking is instantly signaled by his bleach blond dye-job, has just been released from prison. He resumes his former gig of organizing underground fights in which Sal, in desperate need of money, agrees to participate. But it doesn’t go well when Sal forfeits a bout rather than seriously injure his clearly inferior opponent.
“I’d have killed him!” he tells the frustrated Vince.
Sal attempts to resume boxing and reunite with Welly for “one last dance,” as the veteran trainer calls it. But he blows off the scheduled bout to join Vince in an ill-advised criminal venture that has fateful consequences.
The plot, as you can see, feels standard-issue. But it plays much better than that, thanks to incisive writing that elevates the proceedings beyond predictability. Sal’s relationship with his daughter proves more complex than it initially appears, especially in the quiet aftermath of a beautifully written scene in which he implores her school principal, an old friend, not to punish her for a transgression. And Vince emerges as more than a standard villain, demonstrating a genuine love for Sal that ultimately results in him making a tremendous sacrifice. LaBeouf, whose tabloid exploits have come to overshadow his talents, delivers a quietly commanding performance.
But it’s Kebbell — his extensive screen credits include Control, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and Kong: Skull Island — who gives Salvable heart and soul. Never succumbing to the sort of histrionics to which a lesser actor might have resorted, he makes us care deeply about his troubled character, a man who keeps getting in his own way. His fine performance, and the atmospheric lensing of the Welsh locations, make the movie more than salvable.
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Bonjour Tristesse: Stilted Summertime Sadness (Early Review)

As far as niche sub-genres are concerned, the “Summer When Everything Changed” film has certainly proved itself a reliable little lane for up-and-coming filmmakers to traverse, affording them the space to discover their own styles just as their subjects begin to discover themselves. Sometimes, the significant change depicted comes from a moment of subtly depicted life-altering trauma; sometimes it’s a moment of sexual awakening; oftentimes it’s both, but the power always comes from that synergy between art and artist—that feeling that the film exists as an inescapable piece of the filmmaker’s own past brought to the screen.
Perhaps this is where a film like Bonjour Tristesse deviates somewhat from expectations, for while the bones of this story could very well have spoken personally to debuting director (and writer) Durga Chew-Bose enough to send her towards this material in the first place, the material itself has been around since long before her own adolescent crossroads. An adaptation of a 1954 novel by Françoise Sagan—itself already adapted four years thereafter by none other than Otto Preminger—Chew-Bose’s film already has a steep hill to climb beyond the scope of her own memories (as is so often, though not always, the case with these films), and so the challenge becomes less one of recapturing subjectivity and more a challenge of creating it from scratch.
The subject of this well-worn tale of ennui is Cécile (McInerny), a teenage girl spending her summer in the south of France with her widowed father Raymond (Bang) and his French girlfriend Elsa (Nailila Harzoune). Cécile’s days are filled—as is the case with most films of this ilk—with meandering trips to the beach and cozy games of solitaire on the couch with a glass of wine, all in between courting her first love affair with a local boy, Cyril (Aliocha Schneider). It’s not until an old friend of the family, Anne (Sevigny), arrives to share in this vacation that the malaise of summertime gives way to more concentrated bouts of interpersonal horn-locking.
The first thing one may notice about Bonjour Tristesse, as is typically the case with films of this quietly crushing sabbatical nature—think Call Me By Your Name, Aftersun, Falcon Lake—is a concentrated emphasis on atmosphere. These films understand that to communicate what is so inarticulable to the child’s mind means communicating it, oftentimes, without words at all, instead letting the blistering heat of the sun or the invasive hum of cicadas fill the dead air that so often accompanies stolen glances. Chew-Bose is definitely privy to this notion, as her film makes a concerted effort to shoot the seaside of the day and the lofty trees of the night with equal emphasis to the words shared in their space.
It’s a concept that Drew-Bose understands, but not one that she executes all that effectively. This is mainly because Bonjour Tristesse, for all its emphasis on what can be communicated without words, seems entirely determined to undermine that notion at every turn with an endless stream of stilted, overworked dialogue exchanges. Nearly every line in the film feels written as though it was thought-up with the expressed intention of becoming an out-of-context pull-quote for teenagers unwilling to sit through a film this sparse to begin with—“Be wrong sometimes… it’s less lonely,” or “I love this time of day; there is so much possibility before lunch”—which may be an effective tool to make some characters appear more vapid or constructed than others, but doesn’t really serve a film of this tone when everybody speaks that way.
This may very well be a byproduct of the film’s literary origins—not only is Bonjour Tristesse based on a book, but Chew-Bose’s own prior artistic experience comes from writing a book compiled of essays—in which sensory experiences and complicated, contradictory thoughts must, by necessity, be expressed in words. If anything, though, this further emphasizes the challenge that comes with adaptation, and the laudable efforts of those who manage to adapt to the work to the silver screen and make that sensory experience more… well, sensory. Even the presence of Sevigny (in an ironic twist, an actress who made her bones on independent films becomes the most recognizable name in this one) does little to elevate the film, controlled as she may be in her grasp of the film’s stilted aura. Chew-Bose may very well have found something viscerally relatable in Sagan’s source material to warrant yet another adaptation, but rarely has the feeling of a warm summer day felt so foreign and frigid.
In the end, Bonjour Tristesse never quite lives up to its interest in harnessing the malaise of a quiet and confused summer, mostly due to its over-reliance on fatigued dialogue and thin characterization.
Score: 47/100
*still courtesy of Elevation Pictures*
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Dea Kulumbegashvili – 'April' movie review

(Credits: Far Out / Pyramide Distribution)
From the very first frame of Dea Kulumbegashvili’s April, an inexplicable sense of dread and unease takes hold. The opening moment feels like a sharp intake of breath that stays trapped inside you, forcing the audience to experience the same helplessness, scrutiny, and fear as the film’s protagonist, Nina, an OB-GYN who provides abortions for women in her rural Georgian town. After being questioned for delivering a stillborn baby, Nina’s practice comes under intense scrutiny, as she tries to persist in her duties despite the risk to her career.
April is a vital and unflinching look at the ways women suffer under the patriarchy, with Kulumbegashvili forcing our gaze toward the insidious modes of oppression that make women prisoners within their own bodies. The film opens by contrasting two images: a naked, grotesque-looking monster—something notably female but stripped of obvious human qualities—and the sight of rain hitting tarmac. The tonal clash between these two sights, the unnatural and the natural, captures the jarring visceral power of April and its central message, drawing a stark line between the forces of nature that lie within our control and those that strip women of their right to choose.
Within the current arguments around abortion (which is insidiously still seen as a controversial and debatable human right), some people paint the idea of pregnancy and motherhood as an entirely natural and inevitable experience. However, April shows an alternative and ominously present reality in which she contrasts the serenity of the natural rural landscape with stifling images of Nina performing abortions on the women around her, with one of them being a completely static shot that lasts nearly fifteen minutes as she performs the procedure on a young teenage girl who a family member has sexually abused. Pregnancy is not an experience chosen willingly by many of the women in the town, with Nina encountering underage girls who are forced into marriage and motherhood, quietly being stripped of their autonomy and turned into slaves of the patriarchy.
Each frame is haunted by an omnipresent feeling of violence, with still shots of thunderstorms and drooping flowers evoking an inescapable feeling of dread. Natural sights are turned into monstrosities at the hands of Kulumbegashvili, who infuses a sense of foreboding into every image as they become reflections of Nina’s powerlessness in helping these women and the looming threat that their freedom will be diminished by the end of the film.
Nina’s anxiety is characterised by the sight of the monster that opens the film, with the sound of its wheezing breaths being present throughout the entirety of the film, reflecting the depths of her despair and feeling of being trapped by this malignant force, doing everything in her duty to counteract its command while also being stuck in its web.
There is a moment in the film where you learn that the story takes place in 2023, emerging like a punch to the gut as you realise that this story is a reality for an increasing number of women. Motherhood is depicted as a primal and natural force, but Kulumbegashvili shows just how severely cruel and oppressive this force can be, continuing one long and oppressive life cycle that is violent and ultimately, life-destroying for too many women.
April highlights the consequences of the war on reproductive rights through her unflinching attack of the senses, with the female body becoming a powerless vessel that our eyes desperately try to escape, lingering inside our skin as we are immersed in the true horror of this fate
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