Entertainment
Bert Kreischer shares his 'Lucky' secret to success in comedy. Hint: It has nothing to do with hard work
Luck is a religion for Bert Kreischer. Try sitting with him for more than a few minutes without it coming up in conversation — especially as it relates to comedy. Walking through the halls of his Sherman Oaks compound that houses Berty Boy Productions, he rattles off moments of good fortune in the careers of the world’s biggest comics like a sports stat guru who knows the game better than anyone else. Because, honestly, he does. And it’s not because he thinks he’s the funniest man to ever hold a microphone, though his shirtless razzle-dazzle and talent for hilarious, heartfelt storytelling has obviously created an empire. It’s because he is in a constant state of identifying the luck in his life, which he says is half the battle when it comes to success. No surprise then that “Lucky” is the name of his latest special premiering Tuesday on Netflix.
Recently The Times spoke with Kreischer about the value of luck over hard work, the smartest thing he did to retain audiences who stream his comedy and his desire to return to the fun and creativity he had in comedy before his career blew up.
In your special you once again come out onstage in all your shirtless glory — congrats on looking much more svelte these days.
Sadly I’m still morbidly to the obese. That’s the craziest thing about the body, the BMI scale. Have you ever looked at yourself will be on my scale? My first time I ever did it was a long time ago, on a podcast with Tom [Segura] and I were fat-shaming each other, and we were so morbidly obese. And even at my skinniest, I am still morbidly obese.
What is the key thing to help you stay motivated with physical fitness and staying healthy on tour or preparing for a special?
It’s gonna sound so stupid — but it’s partying. I only work out so I can party. I look at guys who party and don’t work out and that kind of bums me out, and I go, “Hey, man, not allowed to do that. That’s not the way it works.” Every dad I ever knew growing up, if they had beers, they were very active. Maybe they have drinks on a night and out, but in the morning they wake you up and go play basketball, or go fishing in the morning. My dad ran marathons. So I just, it got ingrained in me, if you’re gonna go out and have fun and party, then you’ve got to pay the tax in the morning. I’m still fat, and I work out really freaking hard — I just benched 325 pounds. But I’m still just doing it so I feel better about myself when I wake up in the morning and I’m like, “last night was a long night, but I’m gonna go work out.”
How has it been allowing those elements of your life to co-exist between partying, working hard with comedy, having a family, etc?
I got a canary in the mine, and that’s my wife [LeeAnn]. There’s been times where she’s been like, “a;l right, let’s pull it back.” Two years ago in July, she was like, “I think we’re gonna pump the brakes on this one.” And then I didn’t drink for like, three months, and I lost 55 pounds. But my wife’s the same person who, if I’m not drinking, and we’re in Italy, she’ll be like “Have a glass of wine. Don’t be a fool. We’re only in Venice once. It’s snowing, let’s have a drink. Have some champagne.” My wife won’t let me be a teetotaler and won’t let me be an alcoholic.
“I only work out so I can party,” Kreischer said. “I look at guys who party and don’t work out and that kind of bums me out, and I go, ‘Hey, man, not allowed to do that. That’s not the way it works.’”
(Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)
You’ve got a lot of jokes about LeeAnn in this new special. When you write jokes about your wife, do you have to run them by her before you hit the stage?
No, I just write them. Because you gotta remember, I still just do stand-up the way I did it when I was a kid, where you just write the stuff and say it, and if it didn’t work with the audience, then you stop doing it. But if it works for the audience, then you’d figure out the tax on your family, and you’ll be like, are you guys cool with this? But you got to find out if it works first. So I just tried them all, and then she came and saw it a few times.
And there was a little bit of a process in this one, because I wrote the material on the road, and I told it so much, I was on such an aggressive tour, that I kind of lost the smile in it. And so that material specifically, if you can’t tell that I am joking, if you think that I’m mean, or if I lose the little, in her words, “the rascal” in it, then all of a sudden it’s mean jokes about women. But if you know that I’m a loving husband who adores his wife, then it’s OK. And [my wife], my producer, and my director were all like, “we just want to make sure we see the smile in it.” And so I think we, I know we achieved that in the special. My wife edited it, she edits all my specials top to bottom. I gotta be honest with you, I look at like the first five minutes, and then if I like the first five minutes, I watch the whole special. But the first five minutes is what I’m really specific about. Streaming is like grabbing their attention right away and saying “Don’t leave, don’t go anywhere. I know you have a million options. Don’t leave, don’t go anywhere.”
When it comes to retaining an audience, whether you’re touring or doing specials, has that changed a lot since you started comedy?
Oh, f— yes, you have no idea. There used to be a thing called a closer. A closer would be something you’d put at the end of your act because you were done, and then Netflix showed up. And now audiences decide your closer for you. If they were bored, they were done. And it turned out that the majority of specials only got about 30 minutes of viewing. One comic said to me, he goes, I actually can still tell my closer because no one watched the whole special, so I’m still using my closer on the road. And I had this great closer about zip lining with my wife, it was in [my special 2018 special] “Secret Time.” That’s like my favorite joke of my whole set. Why would I put it at 48 minutes and have it close out my special? Why wouldn’t I put it at 22 minutes, so that, if you’re telling me they’re only gonna watch 30 minutes, then I put it at 22 minutes and you just watch my closer. If you’ve just watched my closer, then you’re gonna watch the rest of the special.
We got the notes back from [my 2018 special] “Secret Time,” and Netflix was like “your rate of retention was through the roof! People that started your special, 95% of them watched the entire thing, and that had not never happened.” And literally, they brought us in for a meeting, and they’re like, “what did you do?” And I said, I talked to some comics who did specials here and no one watches their whole special. So I just put my closer at 22 minutes. Literally, Netflix said to me, “is it cool if we give your special to other comics?” And I was like, “yeah, tell them what I did.”
And so for this one, I had a really great joke that was like that. I think it’s the phone sex joke. That little chunk was really great. And it’s at four minutes and 20 seconds. And I’m like, nice, and I knew I had a closer that could go nowhere else but the end, a story about my dog that passed away. So I was like, “dude, that belongs at the end.”
That part was so emotional. Anyone who has ever had a pet can relate to that bit.
For that bit I think I was in Utah, I was in a place where men are men — it’s not like, not like L.A. or New York — they’re “men,” the country. They’re men who lift things, but don’t lift weights, like, just strong dudes. And I told the story about my dog and I saw dudes crying in the audience, and I was like, “well, that’s weird.” And then I got so much feedback [on social media]. They’re like, “Bert’s show is amazing. But that dog story, man that killed me, man it was hilarious, and we just put our dog down.” I just, that kind of stuff and stand-up, you know, some comics look for the edgiest stuff, or the stuff that like is gonna be clickbait. For me, I look for the stuff that kind of brings us together and makes us all feel the same or equally as good about our broken parts. And I just thought that was a good bit to include in the special.
Comedian Bert Kreischer. (Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)
When you laugh at your own jokes it almost sounds like you’re crying — it’s like a specific type of laughter that makes every joke seem to hit harder.
What’s so funny is a long time ago at a meeting with William Shatner, he said to me, sitting on my couch like this, he goes, “Can you cry?” I said, “Yeah.” He said, “Can I see it?” I said, “Yeah.” So I started crying. And then I started giggling, because I was like, “I’m crying in front of William Shatner.” He’s like, “I love it. I love it.” If you ever cry, as a man, you go into the bathroom. because you don’t want anyone to see you. If you ever catch a reflection of you crying, you turn into your high school buddies real quick. You’re like, “what are you, a p—!” and when I cry, I giggle sometimes.
I’ve never met your daughters, but I feel like I have after watching this special — they sound hilarious in all of your stories about them. Do you see the comedian gene in them? Would you ever want them to move into the family business?
I don’t, because they’ve seen how the sausage is made. I mean, you gotta remember, everyone you see trending on Netflix, they call uncle — it’s different. But they also see how tough comedy can be on a person and as an occupation. So I don’t think they’d ever get into comedy. I wouldn’t even want it for them. My daughter’s best friend, Daisy, that’s who I want to make a comedian. She’s funny as s—, and she doesn’t know she’s funny. Me and Whitney [Cummings] wrote an act for Daisy on the road. I’m like, “Daisy, just try stand-up.” She goes, “it’s 20,000 people. People don’t do stand-up for the first time in front of 20,000 people!”
The title of the special “Lucky” feels self-explanatory given the life that you lead, at least the life people see. But what made you want to make that the name of your special?
I believe in luck more than I do hard work. I really sincerely do. I had a moment in my career where I had to be resigned to the fact that I may just be a journeyman comic, that I may just be a guy who always does shows at Funny Bones and Improvs. And I was cool with that. I was very cool with that. I may never make more than, you know, $5,000 on a weekend. … So I was resigned to the fact that I may never be the person everyone runs into the room to go watch do stand-up, I may not be the guy that gets specials. I may have to do a workaround. I may have to work a little different to get the fans that I need to make the living and to keep my family above board.
And then my Machine story went viral, and one of my best friends [Joe Rogan] happened to become the biggest media personality in the world, and my other best friend [Segura] decided we should start a podcast. Now, all of a sudden, my podcast is blowing up. That’s luck, man. Everyone works hard. But sometimes you get lucky. If you look at my life, I’m the luckiest motherf— you’ll ever meet. I also believe that if you identify the luck in your life, you just start feeling lucky. Those dudes who are like, “man, I can’t catch a break,” it’s just like, stop. Start thinking of all this is luck.
For you it seems the next step has been keeping all your success going. Obviously you have your wife’s help with all that. But do you think about how to carry that into the future and how you want to continue to grow your empire?
You know what’s so funny — no. I’m actually trying to think how to go backwards a little bit into more fun creative play. I got so overwhelmed in the media company landscape of brand deals and producing other people’s specials and producing other podcasts and building and trying to keep all the plates spinning, that part of me was missing. LeeAnn said this to me: “I miss the days when you would come up with a promo idea and we would shoot it as a family, and it was so fun.” And that is what I’m trying to get back to — that fun. The fun in the early part of comedy, the fun in creating stuff, the fun in making stuff. What’s the point of a media company if it’s not fun?
Comedian Bert Kreischer.
(Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)
By the end of the special, we’ve taken so many trips with you through your stories and your ups and downs. There’s an emotional core to this special that I don’t think I’ve seen in some of your previous work. What’s one thing you would want people to take away from this after watching it?
My one takeaway is sometimes with having a family, you’re so in the weeds of time that you can’t really enjoy the little stuff that one day you’ll laugh about. And I think that’s what my special is. It’s those things drive you nuts in the moment, those things where you act like an idiot in the moment with your family, and your wife’s pissed that you ordered 64 traffic cones, and she’s really upset because now she knows she has to return them. Try to enjoy those chaotic, hectic moments as a family, because you will be sharing them 20 years from now.
Movie Reviews
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Movie Review and Release Live Updates: James Cameron directorial opens to mixed audience reviews – The Times of India
James Cameron clarifies Matt Damon’s viral claim that he turned down 10 per cent of ‘Avatar’ profits
Filmmaker James Cameron has addressed actor Matt Damon’s long-circulating claim that he turned down the lead role in Avatar along with a lucrative share of the film’s profits, saying the version widely believed online is “not exactly true.”
For years, Damon has spoken publicly about being offered the role of Jake Sully in the 2009 blockbuster in exchange for 10 per cent of the film’s gross, a deal that would have translated into hundreds of millions of dollars given Avatar’s global earnings of USD 2.9 billion. The role eventually went to Australian actor Sam Worthington, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
“Jim Cameron called me — he offered me 10 per cent of Avatar,” Damon says in the clips. “You will never meet an actor who turned down more money than me … I was in the middle of shooting the Bourne movie and I would have to leave the movie kind of early and leave them in the lurch a little bit and I didn’t want to do that … [Cameron] was really lovely, he said: ‘If you don’t do this, this movie doesn’t really need you. It doesn’t need a movie star at all. The movie is the star, the idea is the star, and it’s going to work. But if you do it, I’ll give you 10 per cent of the movie.’”
However, speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Cameron said Damon was never formally offered the part. “I can’t remember if I sent him the script or not. I don’t think I did? Then we wound up on a call and he said, ‘I love to explore doing a movie with you. I have a lot of respect for you as a filmmaker. [Avatar] sounds intriguing. But I really have to do this Jason Bourne movie. I’ve agreed to it, it’s a direct conflict, and so, regretfully, I have to turn it down.’ But he was never offered. There was never a deal,” according to The Hollywood Reporter.
The director added that discussions never progressed to character details or negotiations. “We never talked about the character. We never got to that level. It was simply an availability issue,” he said.
Addressing the widely shared belief that Damon turned down a massive payday, Cameron said the actor may have unintentionally merged separate ideas over time. “What he’s done is extrapolate ‘I get 10 percent of the gross on all my films,’” Cameron said, adding that such a deal would not have happened in this case. “So he’s off the hook and doesn’t have to beat himself up anymore.”
Entertainment
Lawsuit claims Riley Keough is biological parent of John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s youngest child
New documents in a lawsuit against Priscilla Presley’s son include claims that Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough is the biological parent of John Travolta and the late Kelly Preston’s youngest child, Benjamin.
Priscilla Presley’s former business partner Brigitte Kruse and associate Kevin Fialko filed an amended complaint against Navarone Garcia in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Tuesday. Included in the allegations are claims that the “Daisy Jones & the Six” actor, daughter of the late Lisa Marie Presley, gave her eggs to Travolta and Preston in exchange for “an old Jaguar” and “between $10,000 – $20,000.”
According to the complaint, “the entire Presley family clamored for control of the estate and for pay-outs” immediately after Lisa Marie Presley’s death in 2023. Among those who allegedly approached Kruse was Lisa Marie’s ex-husband Michael Lockwood, with whom she shared twin daughters Harper and Finley Lockwood. Kruse and Fialko were allegedly tasked with acting as negotiators and mediators amid the “family chaos.”
The document details how Lockwood said Travolta and Preston had “previously used Lisa Marie’s eggs to get pregnant” because Preston “had been unable to bear her own children.” It was unclear whether Presley’s eggs produced a child. Preston died in 2020 at age 57 after a two-year battle with breast cancer.
Lockwood also allegedly said the couple had approached the Presley family again “in or around 2010” but Travolta “no longer wanted to use Lisa Marie’s eggs because they did not want ‘eggs with heroin’ on them.” According to the filing, a deal was “orchestrated” in which “Riley Keough gave her eggs to Travolta so that Kelly could give birth to their son, Ben Travolta” and “Riley was given an old Jaguar and paid between $10,000 – $20,000 for the deal.”
Included in the filing is an image of a handwritten note that features the words “Kelly Preston carried baby,” “medical bills paid” and “old Jaguar 1990s-ish,” as well as a screenshot of messages presumably exchanged with Priscilla Presley that describe Ben Travolta as her “beautiful great-grandson.”
Lockwood further allegedly claimed that “the entire arrangement required a ‘sign off’ from the Church of Scientology, which heavily involved Priscilla’s oversight.” According to the document, Lockwood “demanded” the information be used “to orchestrate a settlement for him and his daughters,” whom he said were “financially destitute.”
Kruse and Fialko’s amended complaint against Garcia alleges that he “threw a tantrum, demanding [they] keep Riley’s and Travolta’s son out of the press, since Priscilla [had] promised him that he would be the only male musician in the family and would now be the ‘king.’” The document also claims “Priscilla’s love for Navarone was, and always has been, incestuous.”
The filing is the latest in the legal feud involving Presley and her former business partner. Presley previously filed a lawsuit against Kruse and her associates alleging fraud and elder abuse. Kruse and Fialko, meanwhile, are suing Presley for fraud and breach of contract.
“After losing motion after motion in this case, and unsuccessfully seeking to have Presley’s counsel of record, Marty Singer, disqualified from representing her in this matter, Brigitte Kruse, Kevin Fialko, and their co-conspirators have demonstrated that there is no bar too low, no ethical line that they are unwilling to cross in an effort to cause further pain to Priscilla Presley and her family,” Presley’s attorneys Singer and Wayne Harman said in a statement to TMZ.
“In a completely improper effort to exert undue pressure on Presley to retract her legitimate, truthful claims, Kruse and her co-conspirators have also sued Presley’s son, cousin, and assistant,” the statement continued. “These recent outrageous allegations have absolutely nothing to do with the claims in this case. The conduct of Kruse, Fialko, and their new lawyers (they are on their fourth set of attorneys) is shameful, and it absolutely will be addressed in court.”
Representatives for Keough did not respond immediately Thursday to The Times’ request for comment.
Movie Reviews
Movie Review: Paul Feig’s ‘The Housemaid’ is a twisty horror-thriller with nudity and empowerment – Sentinel Colorado
Santa left us a present this holiday season and it is exactly what we didn’t know we needed: A twisty, psychological horror-thriller with nudity that’s all wrapped up in an empowerment message.
“The Housemaid” is Paul Feig’s delicious, satirical look at the secret depravity of the ultra-rich, but it’s so well constructed that’s it’s not clear who’s naughty or nice. Halfway through, the movie zigs and everything you expected zags.
It’s almost impossible to thread the line between self-winking campy — “That’s a lot of bacon. Are you trying to kill us?” — and carving someone’s stomach with a broken piece of fine china, yet Feig and screenwriter Rebecca Sonnenshine do.
Sydney Sweeney stars as a down-on-her luck Millie Calloway, a gal with a troubled past living out of her car who answers an ad for a live-in housekeeper in a tony suburb of New York City. Her resume is fraudulent, as are her references.
Somehow, the madam of the mansion, Nina Winchester played with frosty excellence by Amanda Seyfried in pearls and creamy knits, takes a shine to this young soul. “I have a really good feeling about this, Millie,” she says in that perky, slightly crazed clipped way that Seyfried always slays with. “This is going to be fun, Millie.”
Maybe not for Millie, but definitely for us. The young housekeeper gets her own room in the attic — weird that it closes with a deadbolt from the outside, but no matter — and we’re off. Mille gets a smartphone with the family’s credit card preloaded and a key for that deadbolt. “What kind of monsters are we?” asks Nina. Indeed.
The next day, the house is a mess when the housekeeper comes down and Seyfried is in a wide-eyed, crashing-plates, full-on psychotic rage. The sweet, supportive woman we met the day before is gone. But her hunky husband (Brandon Sklenar) is helpful and apologetic. And smoldering. Uh-oh. Did we mention he’s hunky?
If at first we understand that the housekeeper is being a little manipulative — lying to get the job, for instance, or wearing glasses to seem more serious — we soon realize that all kinds of gaslighting games are being played behind these gates, and they’re much more impactful.
Based on Freida McFadden’s novel, “The Housemaid” rides waves of manipulation and then turns the tables on what we think we’ve just seen, looking at male-female power structures and how privilege can trap people without it.
The film is as good looking as the actors, with nifty touches like having the main house spare, well-lit and bright, while the husband’s private screening room in the basement is done in a hellish red. There are little jokes throughout, like the husband and the housemaid bonding over old episodes of “Family Feud,” with the name saying it all.
Feig and his team also have fun with horror movie conventions, like having a silent, foreboding groundskeeper, adding a creepy dollhouse and placing lightning and thunder during a pivotal scene. They surround the mansion with fussy, aristocratic PTA moms who have tea parties and say things like “You know what yoga means to me.”
Feig’s fascinating combination of gore, torture and hot sex ends happily, capped off with Taylor Swift’s perfectly conjured “I Did Something Bad” playing over the end credits. Not at all: This naughty movie is definitely on the nice list.
“The Housemaid,” a Lionsgate release that’s in theaters Friday, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for strong bloody violence, gore, language, sexuality/nudity and drug use. Running time: 131 minutes. Three and a half stars out of four.
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