Crypto
You’ve Seen These Words. You Have No Idea What They Mean. Unfortunately, You Really Need To Now.
This is part of Trump’s Great American Crypto Scam, a series about the catastrophic collision between the second Trump administration and the wild world of cryptocurrency. Read it all here.
Crypto is hard to talk about. Not in that it’s an emotionally heavy subject—it very much is not—but in that crypto people have, in the span of just a few years, created an entire new cottage industry of jargon that is exhausting to follow. If you are not totally enmeshed in the world of crypto, then first, congratulations. But second, you may find it useful to know a few of the terms that tend to fly around during conversations about crypto and its connoisseurs.
cryptocurrency (noun)—Electronic money, basically. Cryptocurrency is different from regular money in that it lacks the backing of either some precious metal (like gold) or the full faith and credit of a country. It does have a ledger of transactions in a place (the blockchain) where everyone can see how it has changed hands (if not exactly to whom).
What gives cryptocurrency value if not physical or governmental backing, then? For now, not much, other than the belief that other people will ultimately want to buy it. (It can get a little more complicated. See: stablecoin (noun).)
blockchain (noun)—The place where records of crypto transactions are kept, like a bank statement, but for crypto. One thing that makes cryptocurrency so different is that because it is on the blockchain, the transaction list is accessible to anyone who knows how to peruse it. (Actually, though, navigating to a blockchain explorer is a bit like putting a fire hose in your mouth.)
But to back up even further, the creation of the blockchain is what enabled cryptocurrency’s existence. To not get too computers about it, the blockchain is a digital record that cannot be hacked or changed, even though it is accessible. Its creation in 2009 was heralded as a breakthrough for important innovations like unhackable elections and recordkeeping, but it also established a system that could essentially work to undergird the basis of an online monetary system, aka cryptocurrency.
Bitcoin (noun)—The main cryptocurrency and the one that the most people are willing to buy at any given time. Its creator is an anonymous white paper author who goes by the name Satoshi Nakamoto. A Bitcoin is worth about $80,000 these days, give or take, though it crossed $100,000 for the first time in 2024. It goes up and down a lot, but if you were to pick one direction over its history to date, it’s definitely been up.
Coinbase (noun)—The most prominent American crypto exchange, run by Brian Armstrong. Like a bank for crypto. Publicly traded, which makes its operations more transparent than most of its peers’. Not especially decentralized, despite its CEO’s constant reminders that crypto is decentralized.
crypto exchange (noun)—A hub for people to put their crypto, and where the exchange takes over the management of that crypto. A way to own crypto without having to think too much about the mechanics of it or risk losing it (unless the exchange turns out to be fraudulent, as some have, in which case customers without any insurance may lose their deposits). Think of a crypto exchange as the bank and the blockchain as the vault.
NFT (noun)—Some digital thing that is minted as being a novelty—not unlike a special-edition baseball card with only one copy made. The market has cooled a lot since NFTs went mainstream in early 2021. Some are sort of passable as being real, unique things (like specially coded NBA highlight videos on digital cards, licensed by the NBA), while other NFTs bear no connection to the object being represented and amount to pure theft. Related to crypto in that people tend to buy NFTs with crypto, and NFTs draw on crypto tech like blockchains.
tokenize (verb)—To take a real thing and embody it in a token. As in: My name is Alex, and I could tokenize myself by launching AlexCoin. Would you buy me?
Bitcoin mine (verb)—To drain the world’s power grids so that some guys can get more Bitcoins after they are launched into circulation. The actual act of mining involves computer whizzes trying to solve a numerical puzzle; the first miner to solve it gets the newly created Bitcoin.
Ethereum (noun)—Another cryptocurrency. It’s the Scottie Pippen to Bitcoin’s Michael Jordan. As a piece of crypto technology, its people like the term digital vending machine, because it automates the process of paying for something, eliminating the need for a middleman. Most crypto is a payment object, but Ethereum is also a payment process.
stablecoin (noun)—A crypto token whose value is pegged to something else, like a currency.
Tether (noun)—The biggest stablecoin, pegged to the U.S. dollar. In case the U.S. dollar wasn’t working for you.
pump and dump (noun, verb)—The practice of owning an asset, talking it up, and selling it at an inflated price to the losers who believe you. Historically popular with stocks (see: GameStop) but now a real boom sector in crypto. Because in crypto, the literal creators of coins can be the ones doing it. See: “Hawk Tuah” Girl, the twentysomething who tried to capitalize on her viral fame by launching a crypto project that quicky fell apart. (She claims she didn’t personally sell any holdings, but some major holders made a few million dollars off the whole thing.)
rug pull (noun, verb)—In crypto, often the dump part of pump and dump, when a coin’s developers exit the project and leave poor saps holding worthless junk.
shit coin/meme coin (noun)—A crypto token that has no animating ideology behind it other than to have a little fun. Can morph into a regular-ish coin with enough momentum (see: the next item on this list).
Doge (cryptocurrency) (noun)—Dogecoin is a crypto token (not exactly a cryptocurrency, in that I’m not aware of many people dreaming about using it as currency) based on a picture of a dog that got really hot during the GameStop/AMC meme stock mania of early 2021. The dog looks like this:
The coin has hung around, thanks in part to publicity from celebrities like Elon Musk. It is currently valued at about 20 cents, which is not that much.
DOGE (pseudo–governmental entity) (noun)—Elon Musk’s crew of often unqualified and sometimes wildly racist underlings who began torching the federal government as the Department of Government Efficiency in winter 2025. Not related to the coin, but the acronym isn’t a coincidence.
Poloniex (noun)—A crypto exchange that lost $120 million in a hack in 2023. Put your money wherever you want. It’s not my money! But yes, this kind of thing can happen.
World Liberty Financial (noun)—A crypto venture designed to migrate money from enthusiastic supporters of Donald Trump to the president and his business associates. It created both the Trump coin and the Melania coin, both of which launched soon after the inauguration and are largely viewed as a money grab.
Tron (noun)—A blockchain that works kind of like Ethereum, with its “smart contract” functionality. But also: founded by a guy whom the Securities and Exchange Commission has accused of a variety of financial misdeeds, including fraud.
broligarchy (noun)—Slang for Silicon Valley guys who think they should be the world’s molders. As of early 2025, their project had momentum. (See: Musk, Elon, and the All-In podcast, which features a co-host who is a South African investor—and now the White House’s A.I. and crypto “czar.”)
Fairshake (noun)—Just some crypto professionals who believe that their industry deserves a fair shake! In reality, this is an industry super PAC that wants favorable crypto laws and regulations. It spent about half the corporate money of the entire 2024 election cycle to make sure the industry would get them.
Securities and Exchange Commission (noun)—A governmental agency that at one point was hostile to crypto but now lets crypto companies do whatever they want.
Federal Trade Commission (noun)—An agency that was very hawkish on antitrust and consumer protections during the Biden administration. Has a webpage on how to spot crypto scams, which hasn’t yet been taken down, but stay tuned.
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (noun)—Federal agency signed into creation by Barack Obama, with the idea being that it would protect consumers from scams. For some reason, the crypto industry doesn’t like it. It’s been one of DOGE’s first targets, and its survival is the subject of ongoing litigation.
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Russia’s Sanctions-Busting Cryptocurrency Empire
In early March, the Central Asian state of Kyrgyzstan made a bold move, announcing that it was preparing to take the European Union to court. A few days earlier, the bloc had threatened to ban exports of sensitive dual-use goods to Kyrgyzstan in order to prevent their reexport to Russia—a proposal that enraged Kyrgyz officials, who fear that could harm their country’s reputation as Central Asia’s most law-abiding, Western-friendly state. The EU’s concerns about covert shipments of dual-use goods to Russia from Kyrgyzstan are valid, but they may well obscure an even larger issue. Over the past year, Moscow has developed a crypto-based sanctions-evading channel powered by the Russian fintech company A7 and the ruble-linked cryptocurrency A7A5. Part of these flows are routed through Kyrgyzstan.
Western sanctions cut off their targets from global finance, including the SWIFT messaging network, cross-border correspondent banking relationships, and clearing mechanisms for dollar payments. For sanctioned economies, the workaround is obvious: developing Western-proof financial channels. This is what the Kremlin set out to do in late 2024, when it supported the creation of A7, a Moscow-based start-up that specializes in cryptocurrencies. The firm looks innocuous on paper, but scratch beneath the surface, and the Kremlin’s fingerprints appear everywhere. Fugitive Moldovan oligarch Ilan Shor founded A7 after Russia granted him citizenship. The state-owned bank Promsvyazbank, which serves Russian defense firms, controls 49 percent of A7. To underline the Kremlin’s interest in the venture, Russian President Vladimir Putin attended a virtual ribbon-cutting ceremony for the opening of A7’s Vladivostok branch in September 2025.
In early March, the Central Asian state of Kyrgyzstan made a bold move, announcing that it was preparing to take the European Union to court. A few days earlier, the bloc had threatened to ban exports of sensitive dual-use goods to Kyrgyzstan in order to prevent their reexport to Russia—a proposal that enraged Kyrgyz officials, who fear that could harm their country’s reputation as Central Asia’s most law-abiding, Western-friendly state. The EU’s concerns about covert shipments of dual-use goods to Russia from Kyrgyzstan are valid, but they may well obscure an even larger issue. Over the past year, Moscow has developed a crypto-based sanctions-evading channel powered by the Russian fintech company A7 and the ruble-linked cryptocurrency A7A5. Part of these flows are routed through Kyrgyzstan.
Western sanctions cut off their targets from global finance, including the SWIFT messaging network, cross-border correspondent banking relationships, and clearing mechanisms for dollar payments. For sanctioned economies, the workaround is obvious: developing Western-proof financial channels. This is what the Kremlin set out to do in late 2024, when it supported the creation of A7, a Moscow-based start-up that specializes in cryptocurrencies. The firm looks innocuous on paper, but scratch beneath the surface, and the Kremlin’s fingerprints appear everywhere. Fugitive Moldovan oligarch Ilan Shor founded A7 after Russia granted him citizenship. The state-owned bank Promsvyazbank, which serves Russian defense firms, controls 49 percent of A7. To underline the Kremlin’s interest in the venture, Russian President Vladimir Putin attended a virtual ribbon-cutting ceremony for the opening of A7’s Vladivostok branch in September 2025.
A7 offers access to a unique product: A7A5, a cryptocurrency issued by the obscure Kyrgyz firm Old Vector and regulated by Kyrgyz financial rules. It is also backed by Promsvyazbank’s deposits. Three features of A7A5 make it clear that its creators designed it for sanctions evasion at an industrial scale. First, the Promsvyazbank backing ensures virtually unlimited liquidity. Second, Russian firms can convert rubles into A7A5, circumventing the restrictions on ruble payments and Russian-held accounts implemented by all major cryptocurrency exchanges since 2022. Third, A7A5 holders can use the platform’s instant swap service to convert their coins into mainstream, dollar-pegged stablecoins, such as tether. Conveniently, the service lacks know-your-customer (KYC) processes to verify identities, hindering efforts to attribute transactions to sanctioned Russian firms.
This anonymity may sound counterintuitive, since the blockchain technology behind cryptocurrencies relies on public ledgers. However, “public” does not mean “identified.” The ledger records transfers between wallet addresses, not identifiable individuals or firms—like a highway where every car is visible but none has a license plate identifying its owner. The fact that A7A5’s crypto-to-stablecoin swap service has no KYC processes further reinforces anonymity. While Western security services can monitor A7A5 transactions in real time, connecting a wallet to a sanctioned Russian firm is a more difficult undertaking. Attribution requires names, documents, or intercepted communications, which the entire A7A5 architecture is designed to deny.
Experts estimate that A7A5 turnover stood at around $72 billion–$93 billion in 2025, a range that is equivalent to as much as one-third of Russia’s entire imports bill. Meanwhile, A7 processed some $39 billion in transactions linked to sanctions evasion, a figure roughly equivalent to Russia’s prewar annual import bill for high-tech—and often dual-use—goods. The list of cryptocurrency addresses doing business with A7 reads like a who’s who of sanctions evasion networks. Many of the addresses are tied to Chinese, Southeast Asian, and South African firms that procure sensitive electronic goods, dual-use equipment, and shipping services that Moscow can use for its war effort. TRM Labs, which specializes in blockchain investigations, has also tied A7-linked addresses to U.S.- and European Union-designated terrorist groups such as Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and Hamas.
Western policymakers have no simple solution for curbing crypto-enabled sanctions evasion. For starters, consider the obvious issue: A7, Promsvyazbank, and Old Vector are all under U.S. sanctions, meaning they already operate outside Western financial channels and their owners have nothing to lose. Moreover, addressing sanctions evasion often resembles a game of whack-a-mole: Designate an entity, and it will soon reopen under a different name. Garantex, a Russian crypto exchange that specialized in money laundering, drug trafficking, and terrorist financing, illustrates this challenge. Washington sanctioned Garantex in 2022, yet the exchange still operated for three more years. After a joint U.S.-EU law enforcement operation seized the firm’s domains and servers in Germany and Finland in 2025, five other exchanges replaced Garantex within weeks.
Western policymakers also face a tricky political environment domestically. In the United States, President Donald Trump, his family, and some of his business partners have embraced cryptocurrencies with gusto. He has launched his own memecoin, embraced dollar-backed stablecoins that networks such as A7 plug into, and pushed for financial deregulation. Just a few weeks after A7 fell under U.S. sanctions, Donald Trump Jr. was a VIP speaker at the Token2049 cryptocurrency conference in Singapore, where A7A5 was a platinum sponsor. A7A5 abruptly disappeared from the program after Reuters sent a request for comment to the organizers.
Meanwhile, European policymakers also know that there is little they can do about Russia’s cryptocurrency activities. MiCA, the EU’s cryptocurrency regulation, only applies to EU-based exchanges. Therefore, the legislation cannot reach networks operating entirely outside European jurisdiction, such as A7/A7A5 or even tether. Implementing new sanctions on Russia-enabled cryptocurrencies would also be easier said than done. The bloc had planned an EU-wide ban on all crypto transactions with Russia-based counterparties in its 20th sanctions package, but Hungary’s and Slovakia’s vetoes over energy measures have put the new package in limbo.
Not all is lost, though. EU policymakers still have options to curb the rise of cryptocurrencies designed for illicit activities, such as A7A5. One option would be to collaborate with the United States to pressure issuers of dollar-pegged stablecoins to implement robust KYC checks. The goal would be to prevent anonymous A7A5 holders from converting their assets into mainstream stablecoins. With Trump in the White House, however, this is probably a steep ask—but it remains worth a try. Alternatively, the EU could pressure A7A5’s weak points over which the bloc has leverage—its dependence on Kyrgyzstan—to disrupt the network’s operations. Threatening to ban the export of EU-made dual-use products to Kyrgyzstan could be a useful stick in such discussions.
Moscow’s newfound interest in cryptocurrencies is not an outlier. Tehran has offered to accept cryptocurrency payments for its drone and missile sales, and Pyongyang steals cryptocurrency to boost its revenues. Together, these developments raise the question of how effective sanctions are against the growth of financial networks that the U.S. deregulation drive is helping to build. The Western sanctions toolbox was designed for a world of banks and wire transfers, not one in which cryptocurrencies can be exchanged for dollars in seconds—no questions asked. With A7A5, Moscow has provided a proof of concept. It’s likely only a matter of time before other sanctioned regimes follow in its footsteps.
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Washington State Targets Kalshi in Illegal Online Betting Lawsuit
Is Kalshi Legal in Washington State? AG Says No, Files Suit
The complaint, filed in King County Superior Court, targets Kalshi‘s binary event contracts, wagers priced between one cent and 99 cents that pay out $1 to winners and nothing to losers. Washington argues those contracts meet the state’s statutory definition of gambling under RCW 9.46.0237: “ staking or risking something of value upon the outcome of a contest of chance or a future contingent event not under the person’s control.”
Brown’s office is seeking a permanent injunction, full restitution for Washington residents’ losses, disgorgement of Kalshi’s profits, and civil penalties for each violation. Investigators also want a full accounting of every Washington user’s transactions.
The AG’s office did not limit its targets to sports betting. The complaint accuses Kalshi of offering markets on elections, Supreme Court cases, entertainment outcomes, public health data, and international conflicts. “For Kalshi, every event, every tragedy is nothing more than a potential way for Americans to risk their fortunes,” Brown said in a statement accompanying the filing.
Kalshi, founded in 2018 and publicly launched around 2021, operates as a CFTC-designated contract market for event contracts — a category of commodity derivatives. The company expanded aggressively into sports betting in 2025 and has marketed its platform as “legal betting in all 50 states.”
The company moved the case to federal court immediately after the filing, citing exclusive federal jurisdiction. A Kalshi spokesperson said Brown’s office had a scheduled meeting with Kalshi before filing suit and that going forward with the complaint was premature. Kalshi also disputed specific market claims in the complaint, saying it does not offer war markets as alleged.
Washington has among the strictest gambling statutes in the country. Its 1889 state constitution prohibited gambling on state lands. The 1973 Gambling Act tightly limited most forms of wagering, and the 2006 legislation explicitly banned online gambling. State officials insist Kalshi operates outside all three frameworks.
Washington is not acting alone. At least 11 states have issued cease-and-desist orders against prediction market platforms. Arizona filed criminal charges against Kalshi in March 2026. Nevada obtained a temporary restraining order barring Kalshi from offering sports, politics, and entertainment markets, and a separate 60-day preliminary injunction covering Coinbase’s Kalshi-powered products. An Ohio federal judge ruled Kalshi must follow state gambling laws for sports betting.
Kalshi has also notched federal wins. Courts in New Jersey and Tennessee ruled in its favor. A case in Michigan involves rival platform Polymarket, which filed preemptively. Utah, where Kalshi sued to block a proposed ban, remains active.
The legal conflict centers on a direct clash between state police powers and federal commodities law. The CFTC has issued guidance on manipulation and is weighing additional rules. Trump administration CFTC Chair Brian Selig and prior agency amicus briefs have sided with federal preemption.
Legal experts tracking the cases say the disagreement could reach the U.S. Supreme Court. States argue prediction market platforms are sportsbooks operating without state licenses, targeting young adults through leaderboards, push notifications, and influencer promotions. Kalshi disputes that framing, saying its exchange is structurally different from state-regulated sportsbooks and casinos.
Washington residents using Kalshi may lose access to the platform while litigation proceeds. The state’s restitution claim draws on the Recovery of Money Lost at Gambling Act, which allows consumers to reclaim gambling losses.
The case is in its earliest stages. The federal transfer ruling will determine which court hears the matter first.
FAQ 🔎
- What is Kalshi being sued for in Washington? Washington AG Nick Brown alleges Kalshi operates an illegal online gambling service in violation of the state’s Gambling Act and Consumer Protection Act.
- Is Kalshi legal in Washington State? Washington says no — the state is seeking a permanent injunction to block Kalshi from operating within its borders.
- How does Kalshi respond to the Washington lawsuit? Kalshi moved the case to federal court, arguing it operates under exclusive CFTC jurisdiction that preempts state gambling laws.
- What states have taken action against Kalshi? Washington, Arizona, Nevada, Ohio, and at least 11 other states have filed lawsuits, criminal charges, or cease-and-desist orders against Kalshi or rival prediction markets.
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Bill aims to protect victims in NH from crypto ATM scams
Victims scammed at cryptocurrency ATMs in New Hampshire could be reimbursed if they report the fraud within 14 days under a bill that cleared the Senate Thursday. The bipartisan legislation aims to stem an increase in cryptocurrency scams that cost Granite Staters $22 million in 2024.
A crypto scam plays out like most financial fraud, except the scammer persuades the victim to deposit cash into a cryptocurrency ATM. Once the ATM converts the money into cryptocurrency, it becomes very difficult to trace and reclaim.
Hampton’s police chief told lawmakers just over $2.6 million was lost to scammers in his town in 2024. The average age of the victims was 66.
Sen. Virginia Birdsell, a Hampstead Republican, urged colleagues to pass the legislation in the Senate Thursday.
“This is becoming a scourge on our elderly,” she said.
Under the bill, cryptocurrency ATM operators would have to hold a person’s first deposit for 48 hours to give them time to cancel it if they detect a scam. Operators could not accept more than $2,000 a day from a person. And operators would have to refund a scam victim if the victim reports fraud to the operator and authorities within 14 days.
Nearly 25 other states have similar laws, though many allow a victim to be funded within 90 days of a deposit.
Massachusetts is suing a crypto ATM operator, Bitcoin Depot, for allegedly allowing criminals to scam victims with its machines. Maine reached a $1.9 million settlement with the same operator this year and is giving victims until Wednesday to file a claim.
The New Hampshire bill heads next to the House.
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