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Don’t blame yourselves, Killdeer … blame Gaylon
Weekends mean nothing to a sportswriter without work. We don’t even technically know what they are, until around the end of May, but sports keep us out of trouble.
Sometimes.
With big Saturday plans — and the kickoff of going up to Killdeer to cover the Class A North Dakota quarterfinals — the game started at a breakfast-ish 12:30 slot and an opportunity to have a little “weekend fun” on the back-end of the game at roughly 4 pm on a Saturday: Ideal timeframe for an early bout of postgame amusement.
Like an idiot I wore cowboy-boots, because I look great in cowboy-boots (they really bring out my eyes), and temporarily forgot how unlucky my totems are. You see, the Cowboys were the only local game left on Saturday’s slate, and I just didn’t plan that well, and my crystal-ball is in storage.
I figured I would fold in a trip to Players Sports Bar & Grill during my travel-back and, perhaps, see by main-man, “Handsome Rob,” as a sidebar, while maybe chatting with an interested female companion who might wanna hear about my (ostensibly) awesome day covering football 30-miles north.
Maaaaan, I actually thought WAAAAY too-far ahead …
I’m Scots-American, and my Grandpa Crabbe was born in Glasgow, so that brings with it a firm belief in jinxes. Yes, I knock 3 times on wood to dispel any potential harbinger and recognize the mystical forces of the universe I have zero control over, in the interest of warding off the metaphysical “demons.”
My Dearly-departed-Dad thought this is all nonsense, but he always was wrong.
I have a propensity to wear RED during My Beloved Liverpool’s games, in only odd-numbers of clothing items … (trust-me, it works) and about 20 months ago I figured I might try it with big Trinity High School games.
Sadly, the precognition fell flat on its face. Three of the 4 times I wore RED to Trinity games, they lost. Not-just a week-2 game against Des Lacs-Burlington, mind-you, but the big-uns. So RED is out, forthwith, because I’m bad-luck (wearing RED) when I go to the BAC or the KofCAC. The same is true of orange, royal-blue, maroon, navy-blue or any of the school colors in our coverage area; the risks are just too-great-to-take.
And I don’t do it because — obviously — I’m a jinx when I pull that stunt.
Fast-forward to my fashion faux-pas on Saturday …
I don’t want a single Cowboys player to blame themselves for their loss to Langdon Area-Munich; it rests squarely upon my bootheels. I forgot how criminally unlucky I am when I try this act (unless you count Saturday morning watching Liverpool, because we won, 2-1, over Brighton & Hove Albion while I was wearing RED … I guess it only works when I’m supporting “the Reds” ((it’s not an exact-science)).
Killdeer came up 3-yards short of tying or winning the game in the waning seconds of the fourth quarter, down 44-41, and it’s all my fault. Doggone boots demolished the home-team’s chances … and I was in the pressbox the whole time, realizing what I had done. A thin-layer of sweat breaking out over my body, despite the chilly weather.
In short, I feel bad for my fashion-choices; I shoulda-known-better. (Or turned around in Manning when it dawned on me, in order to go home and change my shoes … like a responsible person.)
So, forthwith, if you see me walking through the gates wearing your team’s colors and/or any references to your mascots, discuss the matter with a coach or usher and have me impolitely escorted out … because I’ve been here before and I know the damage it does. Just in case I weasel my way through, absentmindedly towards your doom, feel free to tackle me or remind me of my perennial jinx-ish-ness, or punch me squarely in the bridge of my nose (the sports-Moms, not the sports-Dads … I’m scared witless over the size of you-dudes).
In the end, I was an upside-down-horseshoe/bad-penny/unmitigated-jinx and you have nobody to blame but myself.
It won’t happen again, but if it does: You’ve been warned.
Gaylon is a sportswriter who originally is from Jensen Beach, Fla. and his column appears weekly. He can be reached at
gparker@thedickinsonpress.com
and/or 701-456-1213.
Gaylon is a sportswriter from Jensen Beach, Fla., but has lived all over the world. Growing up with an athletic background gave him a love of sports that led to a journalism career in such places as Enid, Okla., Alamogordo, N.M., Pascagoula, Miss. and Viera, Fla. since 1998. His main passion is small-town community sports, particularly baseball and soccer.
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Space Force proposes $250 million operations center at Grand Forks Air Force Base
GRAND FORKS, N.D. (Valley News Live) — The U.S. Space Force wants to build a $250 million space operations center at Grand Forks Air Force Base as part of President Trump’s 2027 defense budget request.
The facility would be about 180,000 square feet and built as a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, or SCIF, designed to handle top-secret information. It would house highly classified missile-warning and missile-tracking operations, as well as the space data network.
The project would bring more than 100 Space Force and National Reconnaissance Office personnel to the base across two to three fully manned squadrons, according to North Dakota Senators John Hoeven and Kevin Cramer.
“This new project puts Grand Forks right at the center of what’s next in space operations,” Cramer said in a statement. “It speaks to the depth of our Airmen and Guardians’ expertise and why this base keeps getting tapped for the most important and modern missions.”
The facility builds on the low-Earth orbit satellite mission already at Grand Forks, which serves as the backbone of U.S. military communications. Hoeven worked to establish that mission and has been pushing to add missile-tracking and advanced fire-control capabilities.
The three-story facility will include a 500-person auditorium for secure briefings and conferences, as well as a dining area to support 24/7 operations, according to the Space Force.
Hoeven, a member of the Senate Defense Appropriations Committee, said he spoke with Space Force Chief of Operations Gen. Chance Saltzman about the proposal this week. He said he will work to secure funding through the annual appropriations process.
Design is expected to start later this year if Congress approves the funding.
Copyright 2026 KVLY. All rights reserved.
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North Dakota Lands All-Conference ATH Brady Lee Out of Wisconsin
North Dakota has been on a roll recently on the recruiting trail, trying to add to their 2027 recruiting class. They did just that when they received a commitment from La Crosse (WI) Aquinas High School athlete Brady Lee on April 16.
“I committed because the coaching staff, the school, and the community made it the right fit for me,” Lee said.
He received his first offer from the Fighting Hawks on November 22, when he was in Grand Forks for the South Dakota State game, and met with head coach Eric Schmidt beforehand. Despite the UND setback that day, they made quite the impression on him.
“Coach Schmidt had me meet him on the sideline before their game against South Dakota State, and he basically told me I did everything they asked and then he offered me. The game was great, I loved the energy of the Alerus Center, and I got to watch my former teammate, Shane Willenbring, who plays for SDSU. The coaches made me feel like a priority, even though it was a huge match-up.”
The coaching staff was one of the main reasons he committed, and he was able to catch up with Schmidt and safeties coach Keaton Wilkerson when he made it out to practice on March 28.
“I love Coach Wilk and Coach Schmidt. They have made it clear to me that they are in my corner. When I was there at practice, they and the rest of the staff showed nothing but love for me, and it felt like I was at home.”
COMMITTED. #JYD @UNDfootball @Coach_SchmidtE @CoachWilk0 pic.twitter.com/G6NY5jMzeg
— Brady Lee (@BradyLee834) April 16, 2026
Recapping last season
Last season, Lee, who plays safety and wide receiver, was named an All-Region selection by the Wisconsin Football Coaches Association and an All-State Honorable Mention. He helped lead Aquinas to an 11-1 record and made it to the third round of the playoffs.
“The season went well. We had a tough loss at the end of the year, but we went 11-1. I had a slow start to the season, but things really picked up at the end of the year for me.”
That playoff loss still doesn’t sit well with Lee and the rest of the Blugolds, who still have it on their minds.
Had a great time coming back up to Grand Forks. UND never disappoints!!@UNDfootball @Coach_SchmidtE @CoachWilk0 @IsaacFruechte14 @ghaugii7 @TrevorOlson62 @JosephDotty14 @Thomas_Kiesau pic.twitter.com/2DADQJL9oH
— Brady Lee (@BradyLee834) July 25, 2025
“The offseason has been very well. My teammates and I have been grinding, no doubt about it. We definitely have unfinished business.”
The recruiting process is a different experience for every prospect, and it certainly was for Lee. In addition to the Fighting Hawks, he also had offers from North Dakota State and South Dakota.
“My recruitment was overwhelming, but it was still a blessing. I had a bunch of visits and some offers, but nowhere felt like North Dakota.”
Lee adds to a North Dakota 2027 class, which is currently rated No. 79 nationally by 247Sports, and includes three-star quarterback Caden Gutzmer, Andrew McGee, Jonah Cummings, Ethan Howey, Carson Wilson, and Marlowe Strain.
Updated Junior Season Highlights++
-6’2” 195: SAF/ATH — Brady Lee (@BradyLee834) February 17, 2026
-Allowed 1 catch as a junior
-1st team All-conference
-1st team All-tribune
-1st team All-region
-HM All-state pic.twitter.com/fGNaxFv6Dn
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QB Caden Gutzmer cites championship culture in choosing North Dakota
Minnetonka (Minn.) quarterback Caden Gutzmer committed to North Dakota earlier this month.
Gutzmer, a higher three-star on Rivals and the Rivals Industry Ranking, is a significant addition for the Fighting Hawks and chose them over the presence of several other offers. Head coach Eric Schmidt and his staff had much to do with that.
“There are many reasons,” he said. “First being the entire coaching staff is very welcoming, and experienced. And with Coach Schmidt leading the way, the culture there is awesome. I have been to a lot of schools, but based on what I saw with UND, they are building a championship winning team in a strong Missouri Valley Conference. And lastly, the most important thing for me is having an opportunity to play. They really believe in developing players from high school. Could I possibly go to a bigger program, yes. But I don’t want to chase a logo to sit behind kids coming from the portal, you need to opportunity to prove it.”
Gutzmer knows that based on how UND recruits and develops though, that he will have healthy competition within his position group when he gets there.
“We went into depth about the quarterback room and plan,” he said. “Obviously I need to prove myself — everything is earned, and they have a strong quarterback room.”
With his recruitment now behind him, Gutzmer is working towards the ultimate goal for his senior season.
“The biggest focus for me this offseason is to continue to work on my speed and agility, and of course working with my QB coach on everything both physical and mental,” he said. “And get reps with my teammates. Two big goals for the season: stay healthy and win a 6A state championship.”
Gutzmer is ranked by Rivals as the No. 8 junior in Minnesota.
As a junior, he passed for 1,147 yards on 65-of-103 passing for ten touchdowns and zero interceptions.
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