Monday Night’s Week 15 game was a make or break contest for the Dolphins.
Miami, FL
Five Things I Think I Think About the Miami Dolphins – Week 15
As Enrique Martin so poignently asked: Do you really want it?
The Steelers said “Here we go! Ale ale ale!”
The Dolphins said: “No, no, no; no thank you, that’s okay!”
Everything was aligned against the Fins
You know the drill: December game, away, in the cold, in prime time, the Dolphins’ playoff hopes (no matter how small) on the line.
If there’s ever been anything more sure than a Miami loss in those circumstances, I’ve never encountered it.
This time had the addition of a little Mike on Mike violence as Mike ‘Oh no, we should fire him because we only finish over .500 every year for our entire lifetimes, boo hoo’ Tomlin went against Mike ‘I will lose this and still be your coach for the next decade, just watch how bad this can get’ McDaniel battled it out from the sidelines.
People love to play up narratives in NFL games, probably because they run out of interesting things to say after roughly their third season of trying to come up with engaging commentary (which I would know nothing about since I am always innovative and delightful and all of my observations are fresh and new and SHUT UP JERK).
That said, people play them up because they often prove true. NBC flashed the career records of Tua and Aaron Rodgers in games below 40 degrees and, while I can’t remember Rodgers’ because it had too many big numbers involved, Tua’s was 0-5.
Of course, if temperature alone is enough to ensure a loss for you as a professional athlete making more money than some small nations, I would be forced to consider that kind of pathetic.
There was no way that Tua and Company would so easily be defeated by something as innocuous as collective narratives spread by media talking heads with no meaningful perspectives to offer on game day.
Miami would obviously buck the trend.
The Fins would overcome the challenges.
The Fins did not overcome the challenges
Miami didn’t buck the trend. They didn’t defeat the narrative(s). They got thumped and played exactly as poorly as every version of the team you’ve ever seen that has encountered the same situation.
Why huddle? Why drag ass like it’s the National Donkey Pulling Championship?
I’m back in Pennsylvania for the holidays and it’s always so eye opening talking to people who aren’t Dolphins fans when the Dolphins play, especially when it’s against a local team.
The response is never gloating (since it’s always during or after a loss). It’s never “Man, we destroyed you guys! We rule and you got dominated!”
Instead, it’s almost always confusion: “Oh. Yikes. Are you guys, like, okay? What happened? Is that normal? That’s a full NFL team, right?”
What an embarassing conclusion to playoff eligibility.
Why are they passing? Not just early or late, like, at all?
Dear everyone involved in game planning and play calling: How dumb do you have to be?
Week 13 against the Saints, Miami rushed for 164 yards and won 21-17.
Week 14 against the Jets, Miami rushed for 239 yards and won 34-10.
Week 15, they should have rushed for 300 yards and won 42-7.
Instead, they rushed for 63 yards (despite De’Von Achane averaging 5.0 YPC) and lost 15-28.
That’s dumb. You’re all being dumb.
Analysts can try to present evidence that Pittsburgh went all in to take away the run and make Tua beat them (as Troy Aikman contended during the broadcast), but at 5.0 YPC, it didn’t work. MM just freaked out and went away from what was the obvious solution in a northeast winter game and got jack slapped.
Did you know Miami scored 27 points in the 3rd quarter?
That’s my last offensive fact. Read that word with whichever pronunciation you prefer.
The defense was jekyll and hyde
Early on, Miami’s defense was looking sharp. They were swarming to the ball, making solid tackles, and stifling the Steelers’ offense.
Then, after what I have to imagine was a literal funeral dirge at halftime, they came out and decided to be the worst version of themselves possible.
Every non-Minkah safety was suddenly bad. The line could get no pressure against a 4th string LT playing his first snaps as an adult. There was an inexplicable taunting penalty that rivals the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen.
And worst of all: no one could tackle anymore.
I have this pet theory that Madden (the video game franchise, not the jolly announcer who was afraid of airplanes) has been making NFL players worse for years due to the introduction of the Hit Stick.
A bunch of kids grew up playing Madden, flicking the hit stick, annihiliating their opponents, and receiving positive reinforcement all along the way. Then, those kids realize that they’re some of the world’s best athletes, weasel their way onto an NFL roster, and start trying to Hit Stick (TM) people in real life.
Turns out, you still have to wrap up and tackle the way you were taught in Pop Warner.
Throwing shoulders to get a highlight on the long defunct Jacked Up segment of Sportscenter is a great way to not actually bring a guy to the ground and watch him run away from you for a score. See: DK Metcalf.
For as well as Anthony Weaver’s defense has shown it’s able to play, this display should warrant a back-to-the-basics reassessment of what it means to tackle the ball carrier instead of trying to get on an imaginary highlight reel.
And speaking of things that make my hair turn gray and knees start to feel the oncoming rains as I shake my fist at clouds:
Tush pushing is a nightmare
Sure, it has a rhyming name. That’s where its cuteness ends.
As a regular ol’ fan, I’m so bored of this.
4th and 1: here comes the butt brigade.
Make a rule change and get this mess out of here. It’s boring to watch, it’s repetitive, and the Dolphins don’t even use it because they’re too stupid to take advantage of the most obvious freebee on Earth.
Put Julian Hill under center and get a free 1st down.
Until the league fixes it: Be part of the problem, guys.
Then at least the boredom I feel would be overcome by the brief excitement of the Dolphins being successful.
Until the next snap, anyway.
Weekly Overreaction: Tua should be done
“For how long? For the rest of this year? For next year? For his career?”
I don’t know, pretend bro. But at least for a while.
I’ve been a Tua Middler (like Bette Midler, but not at all the same) since he’s arrived: I think at his peak, he can be elite at the things he does best (a la 2023) and at his worst, he’s a borderline joke (like this week).
But this whole season, it seems like he’s taken such a massive step back that I think it’s in the Fins’ best interest to see what they have elsewhere.
I realize that his contract saddles them with him for next year unless they take a huge salary cap penalty, but it’s pretty clear to me that he’s suffered some long term effects from his previous injuries that have limited him. He’s comically immobile in and around the pocket, his arm strength has lessened, and (unrelated to the injury angle) his ability to read the defense and fire off a quick, accurate pass has nearly disappeared.
Until garbage time, he looked completely incapable against Pittsburgh. For a guy getting a boatload of cash in a do-or-die game: that’s pitiful.
Now, he wasn’t alone. By the 3rd quarter, no one was holding up their end of the bargain. But he’s included in that ‘no one’ and he’s getting paid the most and has the highest expectations among them to not be hot garbage.
Ewers probably isn’t either, but at least he’s as yet unquantified.
Tua, it pains me to say, can’t be it anymore.
It seems like the Dolphins better get drafting.
And at least they have one thing going for them: their offseason starts today.
Why do we do this to ourselves? Do we really need to watch three more of these? What if we all just agreed to meet on Sundays and do puzzles and fist fight? Sling mud in the comments below.
Miami, FL
Live Updates from Florida Gators vs. Miami Hurricanes in Gainesville Regional
GAINESVILLE, Fla.– The Florida Gators, fresh off an 8-7 win over Rider on Friday, host Miami in the winners’ bracket of the Gainesville Region. Winner advances to Sunday with a chance to clinch a Super Regional appearance, while the loser faces Troy in an elimination game beforehand.
Florida Gators on SI is in attendance for Saturday’s game between the Gators and the Hurricanes. Here are live updates from Condron Ballpark. First pitch is set for 8:30 p.m., with television coverage on ACC Network.
Lineups
Florida
- CF Kyle Jones
- SS Brendan Lawson
- LF Blake Cyr
- 3B Ethan Surowiec
- DH Caden McDonald
- C Karson Bowen
- 1B Landon Stripling
- 2B Cade Kurland
- RF Hayden Yost
- P Aidan King (8-2, 2.68 ERA)
Miami
- 2B Jake Ogden
- LF Max Galvin
- RF Derek Williams
- 1B Alex Sosa
- C Alonzo Alvarez
- DH Dylan Dubovik
- 3B Gabirel Milano
- SS Vance Sheahan
- CF Fabio Peralta
- P AJ Ciscar (5-4, 4.44 ERA)
First Inning
T1: Miami Batting
- Jake Ogden hits a leadoff home run off of Aidan King. Miami 1, Florida 0.
- Max Galvin hits a double to left field, called safe at second. Ruled safe after Florida challenged.
- Derek Williams hit by a pitch. Miami’s first three runners have all reached base. Kevin O’Sullivan out for a mound visit with King.
- Alex Sosa pops out to third. 1 Out.
- Alonzo Alvarez grounds into a 6-4-3 double play. End of frame.
Miami 1, Florida 0
B1: Florida Batting
- Kyle Jones hit by a pitch.
- Brendan Lawson records a base hit. Jones advances to third.
- Blake Cyr reaches second on a throwing error at first (E6), Jones scores, Lawson to third. Florida 1, Miami 1
- Ethan Surowic sac-fly to LF, Lawson scores. 1 out. Florida 2, Miami 1
- Caden McDonald base hit, Cyr to third.
- Karson Bowen infield single, Cyr scores, McDonald to second. Florida 3, Miami 1
- Landon Stripling flies out to LF. 2 outs.
- Cade Kurland 3-run home run, McDonald scores, Bowen scores. Florida 6, Miami 1
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Here’s a guide to the seven World Cup teams (and their fans) headed to Miami | Honolulu Star-Advertiser
MIAMI >> During the next few weeks, as the 2026 World Cup gets underway, South Florida will become even more colorful than usual as Scotland’s Tartan Army shows up in plaid kilts, Brazilians and Colombians in bright yellow shirts overtake the beaches, joined by Uruguayans in sky blue, Cape Verde fans in navy blue, Saudis in green and Portuguese in Ronaldo jerseys.
Hard Rock Stadium, renamed Miami Stadium during the World Cup because FIFA prohibits display of non-affiliated sponsors, is hosting seven matches during the 48-team tournament, which kicks off June 11 and runs through July 19.
Here are snapshots of the seven teams playing in the four group-stage games at Miami Stadium, with other teams joining the South Florida party in the Round of 32, quarterfinals and bronze medal third-place game.
URUGUAY
— FIFA ranking: 17
— Team profile: Two-time winners of the World Cup, the first ever in 1930 and in 1950, and gold medalists in the 1924 and 1928 Olympics, which served as world championships. Legends Luis Suarez, of Inter Miami, and Edinson Cavani are no longer with the national team. Controversial coach Marcelo Bielsa, who took over in 2023, has been criticized recently after the team struggled in friendly matches and the late stages of World Cup qualifying but La Celeste did beat Brazil and Argentina earlier in the qualifying campaign.
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— Group H opponents: Saudi Arabia (June 15 in Miami), Cape Verde (June 21 in Miami), Spain (June 26 in Guadalajara).
— Players to watch: Center back Ronald Araujo has made more than 200 appearances for Barcelona since 2019. Real Madrid’s versatile, energetic midfielder Federico Valverde is key to Uruguay’s success. Also watch for winger Brian Rodriguez of Mexico’s Club America, whose nickname “Rayito” means “Little Lightning.”
— Coach: Marcelo Bielsa (native of Argentina)
— Team colors: Light blue
— Fan culture: Uruguay has a smaller fan base than Argentina, but in many ways its supporters are similar. Argentina’s wear sky blue and white, Uruguayan fans wear light blue. Both groups drink mate. And, they are extremely passionate, known to take over public plazas and beaches with “asados” (meat grilling) and “banderazos,” pep rallies with giant banners and drums. During games, they like to snack on “picadas” which are chips and peanuts with cheese, olives and salami.
SAUDI ARABIA
— FIFA ranking: 61
— Team profile: Saudi Arabia pulled off the biggest group stage shocker in 2002, beating eventual champion Argentina. The Green Falcons have made it to seven of the past nine World Cups but have won only two matches in their past five appearances. They last made the knockout stage in 1994. The biggest news around the Saudi team is the firing of coach Herve Renard just 59 days before the start of the World Cup.
— Group H opponents: Uruguay (June 15 in Miami), Spain (June 21 in Atlanta), Cape Verde (June 26 in Houston)
— Players to watch: Saud Abdulhamid (Lens) is a 26-year-old right back who signed with Roma in 2024 before being loaned out to Lens last year. The scorer of two of Saudi Arabia’s three goals at the 2022 World Cup, including the winner against eventual world champion Argentina, Salem Al-Dawsari (Al-Hilal) will lead the attack again in 2026.
— Coach: Georgios Donis (native of Greece)
— Team colors: Green and White
— Fan culture: Saudi fans will show up head to toe in green and white and are known to bring musical instruments and elaborate, South American-style “tifo” banners wherever they go. Saudi Arabia officially lifted its ban on women attending sporting events in stadiums on January 12, 2018, and while they were restricted to “family sections” at the start, there has been more integration in recent years.
CAPE VERDE
— FIFA ranking: 69
— Team profile: The island nation off the coast of Africa (Pop. 500,000) is the third smallest to make a World Cup, behind Iceland in 2018 and Curaçao this year. It is one of four teams making its Cup debut. The Tubarões Azuis (Blue Sharks) open against tournament heavyweight Spain. Fewer than half of the national team players were born in the country, but they feel pride in their blue jerseys, which feature a triangle pattern that depicts the flight pattern between the islands.
— Group H opponents: Spain (June 15 in Atlanta), Uruguay (June 21 in Miami), Saudi Arabia (June 26 in Houston).
— Players to watch: Ryan Mendes is a 36-year-old winger who is Cape Verde’s captain as well as its all-time leader in goals (22) and appearances (96). The former Lille and Nottingham Forest star currently plays in Turkey. Dailon Livramento was the leading scorer in qualifying. Also watch out for 23-year-old Sidny Lopes Cabral, who was born in the Netherlands and played in lower leagues of Sweden, Germany and Portugal before joining Portuguese club Benfica.
— Coach: Bubista (full name: Pedro Leitão Brito) a 56-year-old national hero who has spent his entire career in Cape Verde.
— Team colors: Blue, white and red
— Fan culture: Their team won’t draw huge numbers, but the fans who do come will bring Western African energy and lots of songs and chants. With 600 miles of coastline, beach soccer is extremely popular in Cape Verde.
SCOTLAND
— FIFA ranking: 43
— Team profile: The Tartan Army, one of the world’s most lovable supporter groups, will be out in full force for Scotland’s first World Cup appearance since 1998. The Scots have never advanced from the group stage in eight Cup appearances. They clinched qualification with a dramatic win over Denmark in the final game of UEFA Group C, scoring two goals in extra time.
— Group C opponents: Haiti (June 13 in Boston), Morocco (June 19 in Boston), Brazil (June 24 in Miami)
— Players to watch: Midfielder Scott McTominay, who scored on a bicycle kick to clinch his country’s spot back in November. Formerly played for Manchester United, McTominay is now with Italian club Napoli. Andy Robertson (Liverpool) is a 32-year-old left back who is Scotland’s captain and second overall in national team appearances with 92.
— Coach: Steve Clarke (native of Scotland)
— Team colors: Dark blue and white
— Fan culture: The Tartan Army is known for its checkered kilts, bagpipes and for belting out the team’s unofficial national anthem, “Flower of Scotland.” Scottish fans travel in big numbers and will be taking over several pubs in South Florida ahead of the June 24 game against Brazil. They are known for their sense of humor, friendly banter, and philanthropy. Craig Ferguson, a well-known Tartan Army superfan, is famous for his charity endurance treks to support Scotland’s national team. To celebrate the 2026 World Cup, he is walking 3,000 miles across the United States in a kilt to raise funds for Scottish Action for Mental Health (SAMH).
BRAZIL
— FIFA ranking: 6
— Team profile: Brazil is the only nation to have participated in all 23 World Cups and has won a record five titles. Brazil won the last World Cup held in the United States in 1994. Eight years later, they won their fifth trophy. Brazil is known for its “jogo bonito” (beautiful game), which is not just a playing style but the joy and passion with which Brazilians approach the sport. The 2026 team is stacked with talent.
— Group C opponents: Morocco (June 13 in NY/NJ), Haiti (June 19 in Philadelphia), Scotland (June 24 in Miami)
— Players to watch: Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid) is a 25-year-old winger who finished as runner-up in the 2024 Ballon d’Or voting. Neymar, the 34-year-old longtime Paris Saint-Germain and Barcelona star, is one of the most recognizable faces in the game, but he has been plagued by injuries, including a calf injury weeks before the opener.
— Coach: Carlo Ancelotti (Italy) is first foreign manager in a century.
— Team colors: Bright yellow, royal blue, green
— Fan culture: Soccer is not a sport in Brazil; it is a religion. It is often referred to as “o País do Futebol” or “the country of football” and the iconic yellow Brazilian jersey is recognized the world over. The sport is deeply ingrained in everyday life, from the favelas to the beaches to the Maracana Stadium. The entire country shuts down on days Brazil plays World Cup matches. Brazil has produced some of the most influential players in history, including Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Neymar and women’s soccer legend Marta.
COLOMBIA
— FIFA ranking: 13
Team profile: Colombia could be one of the biggest surprises of the summer. Los Cafeteros (The Coffeemakers) finished behind Argentina and Ecuador in South American qualifying. They have one of the most passionate, raucous fan bases in the world. Colombia’s group-stage finale in Miami against Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal is the most coveted first-round ticket of the tournament. Los Cafeteros had their best showing in 2014, when they reached the quarterfinals
— Group K opponents: Uzbekistan (June 17), Congo DR (June 23), Portugal (June 27)
— Players to watch: Star midfielder James Rodriguez joined MLS’ Minnesota United this season in an effort to get in shape for the World Cup, but wound up playing sparingly. Winger Luis Díaz (Bayern Munich) spent four seasons at Liverpool and ranks third in the Bundesliga in both goals (15) and assists (13).
— Coach: Nestor Lorenzo (Argentina)
— Team colors: Bright yellow, red, blue
— Fan culture: The most passionate Colombian soccer supporter groups are called barra bravas. They are known for choreographed stadium displays, massive flags (called trapos), and nonstop singing and drumming. Fans love to gather with family and friends before matches and dance to the rhythms of cumbia music. The most famous Colombian fan is Gustavo Llanos, known as El Cole (Birdman), who dresses like a tri-colored bird and has been to every World Cup Colombia participated in since 1990.
PORTUGAL
— FIFA ranking: 5
— Team profile: One of the most compelling story lines of the tournament is whether 41-year-old Portuguese icon Cristiano Ronaldo, in his sixth and surely final World Cup, will finally get the one trophy that has eluded him. He has won league titles in England, Spain and Italy, five Champions League trophies and five Ballon d’Or trophies, but never a World Cup. Portugal reached the semifinals in 2006, the Round of 16 in 2010 and 2018, and the quarterfinals in 2022. The Portuguese are among the favorites to win this time because of strong leadership, depth and technical skill.
— Group K opponents: Congo (June 17 in Houston), Uzbekistan (June 23 in Houston), Colombia (June 27 in Miami)
— Players to watch: Ronaldo is not as dominant as in his prime, but his experience, leadership and finishing touch make him dangerous. Vitinha, the PSG midfielder, played in the 2022 World Cup and Euro 2024. Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United) is a creative playmaker who was on the 2018 and 2022 World Cup teams.
— Coach: Roberto Martinez (Spain)
— Team colors: Red and Green
— Fan culture: Portuguese fans are deeply loyal to their club teams, particularly the Big 3 of Benfica, Sporting and Porto. But when the Selecao (national team) plays, fans from all over the country unite to cheer, wave flags and eat Bifanas (spicy pork sandwiches) during games.
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Miami kosher, Mutra, restaurant earns Michelin star | The Jerusalem Post
As golden confetti rained down around him Thursday, Israeli chef Raz Shabtai broke down in tears and was embraced by his cheering staff.
Moments earlier, a livestreamed Michelin ceremony had announced that his Miami restaurant, Mutra, had become the first kosher restaurant ever awarded a Michelin star, long regarded as the highest honor in the restaurant industry.
“It’s a moment of joy, it’s a moment of pride, it’s a moment of relief, it’s a moment of confirmation,” Shabtai told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency Friday. “It’s not just about Mustra getting that star, but it’s about the entire Jewish community getting that, and I felt a lot of responsibility.”
Shabtai, who has worked in kitchens across New York and Israel, opened Mutra in February 2025, naming the kosher eatery after his Jerusalem-born grandmother whose cooking he said heavily inspires its menu.
“I really like to call the restaurant Jerusalem cuisine versus Mediterranean and Middle Eastern or Israeli or stuff like that, because the flavors that I’m trying to bring to the table, it’s flavors that came from memories and visiting in the market with my grandma,” Shabtai said. “I have to be very loyal to what my grandma fed me.”
A breakthrough for kosher cuisine
A description of Mutra on the Michelin website praised the restaurant’s “show-stopping plate of beets in a pool of ajo blanco and topped with beetroot sorbet” and “signature lamb kebab with smoked aubergine cream and tomato oil.”
“Israeli Chef Raz Shabtai has brought his take on Middle Eastern cuisine to Miami,” the Michelin inspectors wrote. “Named for his grandmother, this is a place where snagging a seat at the chef’s counter is a must.”
The award places Mutra among the world’s most celebrated restaurants and marks a breakthrough for kosher cuisine, which operates under strict dietary rules. For Shabtai, who has kept kosher for more than a decade, the award proved that culinary excellence can thrive under those constraints.
“Kosher is a beautiful spiritual way of me to bond with God, and the limitation that he gave me, but yet to do amazing good food that everybody can eat,” Shabtai said.
The recognition arrived after months of suspense. Shabtai said that Michelin inspectors visited the restaurant several times before sending an email in February requesting information and photos about the establishment, a sign he said alerted them that they were under consideration.
Making history for the kosher world
For Noa Figari, Mutra’s director of operations, who joined the team after first working as Shabtai’s real estate agent to find the Miami location, the announcement on Thursday was a “release.”
“All the hard work that we put has been, you know, validated,” Figari said. “We carry a responsibility not only just for Raz’s cuisine, but for the whole entire Jewish community and kosher world we made history.”
Looking ahead, Shabtai said he hoped the achievement would inspire other kosher chefs.
“Be proud of where you’re coming from, get connected to those roots that you have,” Shabtai said. “Sometimes it’s not going to be a smooth sail. It’s okay, learn how to fix it, but believe in yourself. Don’t ever compromise, and don’t let other people compromise you.”
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