To start with, there was darkness till Pachango the Creator woke up from his divine pin pan pun and created Miami.

• His celestial kids – shaped out of the smoke from his cigar – created the Everglades, the sky, the ocean (and croquetas). An ideal conflict among the many siblings led them to create armies of hurricanes, sharks and mosquitoes.

Why it issues: Miamians wish to suppose we’re the middle of the universe, and now there’s a fake sacred textual content to show it.

• “The Miami Creation Delusion,” written by Cuban-American writer and environmentalist Andrew Otazo, weaves collectively historical past, satire and just about each identified Cuban curse phrase to inform the hilarious but infuriating story of Miami’s origin.
• The 165-page e book, which Otazo describes as a “culturo-cosmic journey,” is obtainable now as a hardcover or e-book.

What they’re saying: Otazo – who can be behind a preferred Instagram meme web page – tells Axios he needs Miamians of all backgrounds to not solely snicker on the e book, however to see themselves represented.

• The e book is generally written in Spanglish, however contains dialogue in Haitian Creole, Portuguese, Jamaican Patwah and Mikasuki.
• “We all know that our communities are extraordinarily wealthy, and they’re extraordinarily distinctive and I would like folks to take delight in that,” Otazo stated.

Fast take: Otazo’s love for Miami jumps off the web page, from his trustworthy description of an intense sport of dominos on Calle Ocho to his obscure references to Aventura (the band) and a gossipy Publix location.

• However he additionally highlights the struggles felt by handbook laborers and repair staff by the hands of grasping bosses, together with the racism and discrimination that Black Miamians and Native People face.

Listed here are a few of our favourite components from the e book:

• Miami’s gentrification is depicted by way of the dynamic of large white birds (development cranes) demolishing folks’s properties whereas actual property brokers in helmets get hit within the head with stacks of money thrown by way of their workplace home windows.
• The Moon and the Solar get it on in a really graphic intercourse scene that leads to stars being splattered throughout the galaxy.
• Pachango resides excessive atop Mount Tropical Park, the goddess of the skies is banished to the frigid Gringolandia that’s Broward County and the god of chisme lives in a South Dade landfill often known as Mount Trashmore.

What we’re watching: Otazo is celebrating the launch of the e book this Saturday night time at Villain Theater with a studying together with a few of the 25 actors who will seem in a forthcoming audio e book.

• Otazo stated he plans to launch two sequels to the e book and hopes to show his work into an animated collection.