South Dakota
South Dakota humorist Dorothy Rosby has napped while driving through many beautiful locales around the country — The South Dakota Standard
I’d such as you to satisfy my driver. Oops. Did I say my driver? I meant my husband. I’d such as you to satisfy my husband. It’s a simple mistake to make. If we’re going wherever, he’s usually driving. And he’s fairly good at it. A minimum of I feel he’s. I’m often asleep when he drives, so I might be flawed.
I’m an excellent driver too. A minimum of I’m after I’m awake, which is without doubt one of the stuff you search for in an excellent driver.
Sadly, I’m a little bit of an insomniac, and for some motive, I sleep nearly as effectively in a transferring automobile (like the girl above in a picture from hypersomniafoundation.org) as I do in a mattress. I’m even tempted to wake my husband on significantly unhealthy nights, and hand him the automobile keys. I by no means do although; that may be imply. Moreover I sleep higher after I know my driver is effectively rested.
So once we depart South Dakota on a street journey, he drives and I sleep. This association works effectively for us. If he disagrees he’s by no means mentioned so, at the least not whereas I used to be awake.
Not all {couples} are so fortunate. Nothing shines a lightweight on the variations in a relationship like a street journey does. And for some, it begins earlier than they even get within the automobile. “Why are you bringing all this junk? We’re occurring trip, not transferring.”
Nonetheless later, when he/she asks innocently for a pen or a stick of gum, the opposite will say sarcastically, “We don’t have one. You didn’t suppose we had room for it.”
Amongst touring companions, there’s typically one who needs to document each cent spent on the journey and one who will give them loads to document. “Oh, come on. We’re on trip.”
“That doesn’t imply we must always spend fifteen bucks for a scorching canine!”
Typically one associate needs—even wants—to make and keep on with a schedule. It’s no coincidence that nature has given these people the stamina to go all day with out meals, water or restroom breaks. The opposite cares nothing for schedules and prefers to…uh…waft, so to talk.
In lots of {couples}, there’s one associate who prefers to do a lot of the driving and one who feels the necessity to inform them find out how to do it.
For others there are button battles and dial disputes, a distinction of opinion about what constitutes good touring music and the way excessive it have to be turned as much as be loved.
Regardless of all of this, street journeys are a wonderful time to bond, calm down and make reminiscences. It may even be mentioned that the variations between touring companions really make journey extra attention-grabbing—if solely within the retelling. If nothing else, they assist the vacationers stay up for and savor the return residence that rather more.
And I didn’t imply to suggest earlier that I’ve no variations with my very own touring companion on life’s freeway.
For one factor, he can go days with out consuming. I’ve to eat each few hours or I can’t sleep.
Plus I consider that if the velocity restrict is 65, we must always go 64—in case the speedometer is flawed. And he thinks that if the velocity restrict is 65, we must always go 75—in case the speedometer is flawed.
Now we have fully totally different inside thermostats too. He’s all the time in scorching water for blasting the air conditioner too excessive and I get the chilly shoulder each time I flip it again down. If our automobile didn’t have bun heaters, we’d by no means go wherever collectively.
He insists on taking photographs of me at each landmark, memorial, and scenic overlook we come throughout. This makes me a little bit cranky, particularly if he woke me as much as get the photograph. Consequently, all our trip photographs give the impression that he didn’t go on the journey and I didn’t take pleasure in all of it that a lot.
However I like a street journey with my husband far more than my photographs would lead you to consider. We’ve had many great adventures collectively, although you might be pondering if I sleep all over the place we go, how adventurous can it’s?
Level taken. I admit I as soon as took a pleasant lengthy nap someplace in Missouri. Once I wakened, my husband requested me if I’d seen the lake. I mentioned, “What lake?” Apparently we’d handed by the Lake of the Ozarks which covers 54,000 acres and has 1,150 miles of shoreline. In my protection, I don’t suppose we drove by the entire thing. However you’d must ask my driver to make certain.
Dorothy Rosby of Fast Metropolis is a syndicated humor columnist and the writer of a number of humor books together with Alexa’s a Spy and Different Issues to be Ticked Off About: Humorous Essays on the Hassles of our Time. Contact her at drosby@rushmore.com
South Dakota
South Dakota attorney general unveils package of new laws for 2025 legislative session
Boys and men are also victims of sex trafficking
Could this be the beginning of a broader reckoning for male victims of this crime?
South Dakota Attorney General Marty Jackley hopes to prevent and catch future criminal conduct by state employees with new reporting requirements, protections for whistleblowers and a bigger role for the state auditor, according to a package of legislation he released Tuesday.
Jackley unveiled seven bills for lawmakers to consider during the annual legislative session that kicks off next Tuesday at the Capitol in Pierre.
Jackley’s bills focus on government accountability, human trafficking, prison contraband and probation.
Government accountability
Jackley’s government accountability measures come in response to several prosecutions he began last year against former state employees.
Those cases include allegations of former Department of Revenue employees creating fake vehicle titles to secure loans and avoid excise taxes, a former Department of Social Services employee allegedly embezzling $1.8 million, and a former Department of Public Safety employee allegedly filing fake food-service health inspection records for inspections that were never conducted.
“Protecting taxpayer dollars and restoring the public’s trust in government should be given high priority,” Jackley said Tuesday in a press release.
One of his proposed measures would require state employees in supervisory roles to report suspected unlawful conduct to the attorney general and state auditor. Failure to report suspected violations would be classified as a felony.
Additionally, the attorney general would be required to submit an annual report to lawmakers on the state budget committee outlining the number and outcomes of misconduct reports received.
Another bill seeks to shield state employees from retaliation for reporting misconduct or participating in audits and investigations. The bill would:
- Prohibit state supervisors from discharging, discriminating against or taking any other retaliatory action against whistleblowers.
- Establish a process allowing state employees to file complaints with the attorney general within two years after experiencing retaliation.
- Authorize courts to reinstate employees and award back pay if they suffered illegal retaliation.
A third measure would authorize the state auditor to access all financial records of every state agency to conduct audits, investigate improper conduct and ensure internal controls are in place and maintained.
The fourth bill proposes state agencies conduct mandatory annual risk reviews, with results submitted to the Board of Internal Control. The reviews would assess agencies’ risk management practices and identify vulnerabilities.
Human trafficking
Another proposal would revise human trafficking laws and prohibit the obstruction of their enforcement.
“Human trafficking remains a national concern that we are not immune from, and this legislation strengthens victim protections and enhances our ability to hold offenders accountable,” Jackley said.
The bill would update the definitions of human trafficking in the first degree and second degree and would:
- Establish mandatory minimum prison sentences of 15 years for a first offense and 20 years for a second or subsequent offense of human trafficking in the first degree.
- Establish mandatory minimum prison sentences of five years for a first offense and 10 years for a second or subsequent offense of human trafficking in the second degree.
- Create the new felony crime of obstructing the enforcement of human trafficking laws.
Prison contraband
Jackley’s legislative package also includes measures dealing with contraband in state correctional facilities. Officials with the state Department of Corrections reported finding contraband during a lockdown last year at the penitentiary in Sioux Falls.
Existing laws prohibit inmates from possessing drugs, unapproved prescription drugs, alcohol and weapons. Among other provisions, the proposed legislation would add unapproved cell phones and electronic communication devices to the list of banned items, clarify that employees and other people are prohibited from giving a similar list of items to inmates, and adjust the severity of various penalties for the different types of contraband.
Presumptive probation
Another proposal addresses South Dakota’s presumptive probation system, which mandates that some non-violent offenders receive probation instead of prison time. Jackley’s bill would make re-offenders who were already on probation or parole supervision ineligible for presumptive probation.
The bill also adds those convicted of threatening public officials or fleeing law enforcement to the list of ineligible offenders, as well as sex offenders who violate safety zones.
“Sentencing courts need more flexibility to impose appropriate sentences for certain violent offenders, and those choosing to reoffend while on probation or parole,” Jackley said.
South Dakota Searchlight is part of States Newsroom, the nation’s largest state-focused nonprofit news organization.
South Dakota
Landowners appeal Summit carbon storage decision • South Dakota Searchlight
A group of North Dakota landowners is appealing the state’s approval of an underground carbon storage area for Summit Carbon Solutions, the company attempting to build the world’s largest carbon capture and storage project.
The group represented by Bismarck attorney Derrick Braaten on Thursday filed the appeal in Burleigh County District Court, asserting that the North Dakota Industrial Commission withheld information and violated state law in approving the storage permit plan on Dec. 12.
The permanent underground carbon storage sites in western North Dakota are a key piece of Summit’s planned five-state pipeline network (including South Dakota) capturing greenhouse gas emissions from ethanol plants. Approving the storage wells was one of the last decisions of Gov. Doug Burgum as chair of the Industrial Commission, which also included Attorney General Drew Wrigley and Agriculture Commissioner Doug Goehring.
State schedules public input meetings on Summit carbon pipeline application
The unanimous vote by the commission means that landowners who had not signed an agreement with Summit will be forced to allow the carbon storage on their property.
The landowners assert that the Industrial Commission, which includes the state Department of Mineral Resources, illegally refused to disclose information to landowners under North Dakota open records laws. Braaten and his clients were seeking computer-generated models that predict where the carbon dioxide will go when it is pumped underground for permanent storage.
The appeal says former Department of Mineral Resources Director Lynn Helms refused to provide the models before, during and after public hearings on the case in June, shortly before Helms retired.
The order passed by the Industrial Commission said that if any open records requests were not fulfilled, it is because the Braaten Law Firm did not inform the agency that it had not received the records.
“That’s a lie,” Braaten told the North Dakota Monitor.
The appeal said Braaten’s firm was able to obtain the records in November. Braaten contends the computer models aren’t accurate but landowners were not given a chance to dispute that. He said multiple requests for a rehearing were ignored.
Another issue raised in the appeal are the state’s rules on underground storage. Under a process called amalgamation, if 60% of the landowners in a proposed storage area agree to the plan, the state can force the other 40% to comply.
Summit has obtained more than 92% of the pore space lease agreements across all three areas, according to the order approved in December.
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After the commission’s Dec. 12 decision, Summit Executive Vice President Wade Boeshans said the permits resulted from “years of rigorous scientific study, engineering design, and input from regulators, landowners, and local leaders.”
Braaten also is representing the Northwest Landowners Association that has a separate lawsuit before the North Dakota Supreme Court on the amalgamation issue that he contends is unconstitutional.
He said a ruling on either that lawsuit or the storage decision appeal should clarify the constitutionality of the rules.
Braaten’s law firm also is representing Emmons County in a separate legal challenge to the state Public Service Commission’s approval of the pipeline route through North Dakota. Emmons County and Burleigh County are challenging the PSC’s interpretation of state law that concluded state zoning rules preempt local ordinances on where pipelines are allowed.
Another group of landowners also is appealing the PSC permit decision.
Braaten said those appeals may be combined into one case.
South Dakota
Former South Dakota DSS employee indicted for allegedly stealing voucher to buy groceries
A former South Dakota Department of Social Services employee was indicted on one count of social services fraud Thursday, according to a press release from the South Dakota Attorney General’s Office.
Amalia Escalante Barrientos, 28, allegedly used a stolen DSS voucher to purchase groceries for personal use, according to the press release. The incident occurred at a Brookings business Oct. 11.
The Brookings woman has not yet appeared for an initial hearing, according to Minnehaha County court documents.
According to Open SD, Barrientos’ wage is listed at $26.58 hourly.
If convicted, Barrientos could serve up to one year in the county jail, a $2,000 fine, or both, according to the press release.
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