A widespread winter storm has introduced heavy snow frigid temperatures to many of the United States this week and is now anticipated to linger into the vacation weekend. In consequence, it was all fingers on deck in Japanese Iowa, the place even one sportscaster was introduced in to maintain viewers up-to-date on the climate. 

Mark Woodley, often a sports activities reporter with KWWL-7 in Waterloo, was that fortunate—or unfortunate—particular person on Thursday morning. With sporting occasions on maintain for many of the weekend, Woodley was tasked with reporting reside from the sub-zero temperatures.

The snarky report turned out to be all that viewers may have wished for and extra.

“I usually do sports activities, uh, all the things is canceled right here for the subsequent couple of days so what higher time to ask the sports activities man to return in about 5 hours sooner than he would usually get up and go stand out within the wind and the snow and the chilly and inform different folks to not do the identical,” Woodley started. 

Woodley wasn’t finished there, as he continued to ship hilarious one-liners all through his time on the morning information. 

“This can be a actually lengthy present,” he mentioned early within the morning. “Tune in for the subsequent couple hours to look at me progressively get crankier and crankier.”

Once more on the early wake-up time: “I didn’t even notice that there was a 3:30 additionally within the morning till at the moment.”

Afterward within the present: “I’ve acquired excellent news and I’ve acquired unhealthy information. The excellent news is that I can nonetheless really feel my face. The unhealthy information is I form of want I couldn’t.”

Because the morning continued, Woodley’s remarks solely acquired sassier.

“Can I am going again to my common job?” he requested. “I’m fairly certain, Ryan, that you just guys added an additional hour to this present as a result of any individual likes torturing me. As a result of in comparison with two and a half hours in the past, it’s simply getting colder and colder.”

Lastly, as soon as the solar was up, Woodley acquired the possibility to log out. Naturally, he left the viewers with one ultimate quip. 

“Reside in Waterloo, for the final time this morning fortunately, I’m Mark Woodley, Information 7 KWWL.”