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From LeBron James to Alex Ovechkin, untouchable sports records and why they might never be broken
With each passing decade, elite athletes seem to become faster, stronger and, dare we say it, better. Performance improves and, consequently, records tumble.
But some records seem otherworldly. No matter what future technological or scientific advancements may be made, they feel out of reach and unbreakable. Although that is what many thought of Wayne Gretzky’s NHL’s goals record, and then came along Alexander Ovechkin.
For 31 years, Gretzky reigned as the all-time goalscorer in the NHL with 894 goals. That was before 39-year-old Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals overtook that landmark on April 7. Gretzky still holds a few records widely regarded as untouchable — his ridiculous 1,963 career assists, for instance.
All of this has led us to consider some other records in sport that are thought of as unlikely to be broken. Could they, too, one day be beaten, or are there some records that will forever remain in the history books?
Soccer
Furthest goal: 96.01 meters (104.9 yards)
Whether intentional or not, in January 2021, Newport County goalkeeper Tom King — with the benefit of a bounce and wind assistance — scored from a goal kick.
It set the world record after topping former Stoke City goalkeeper Asmir Begovic’s 91.9-meter goal (100.5 yards) in November 2013. It would take a lot of chutzpah (and help from the elements) to beat King’s long-distance strike.
Shortest time between two goals: Nine seconds
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. It takes no time at all to rattle off those numbers. Incredible, then, that it took just nine seconds for Wycombe Wanderers to score twice against Peterborough United in September 2000.
The first came from a free kick, and the second, following the half-time interval, was a superb solo effort by Jermaine McSporran, who scored from kick-off. Peterborough United didn’t touch the ball from one goal to the other, which were nine seconds apart in game time – setting a new world record.
Highest scoreline: 149-0
Reigning champions of the Madagascan first-tier Stade Olympique de l’Emyrne (SOE) came to their game against bitter rivals AS Adema salty in November 2002.
In their previous game, SOE felt a penalty decision had gone against them, denying them the opportunity to retain their title as the necessary win was not secured. To compound matters, AS Adema were crowned champions.
In retaliation, SOE threw the next game against Adema as a planned protest against the refereeing they felt had denied them the title. After winning the ball, they proceeded to score 149 own goals at a rate of one every 36 seconds, the sort of drama reality television would be proud of.
Olympics
Gold medals: 23
Michael Phelps might injure his neck if he wore all 23 of his Olympic gold medals. Six athletes have nine gold medals, including active American swimmers Katie Ledecky and Caeleb Dressel, but they still don’t come close to Phelps, who won eight gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics alone.
It helps that swimmers can compete across different disciplines and at varying distances, but no swimmer in history has come close to having the breadth of Phelps in the pool, both in terms of the events in which he excelled and the period of time he was at his peak — dominating at four Games in multiple disciplines.
As brilliant a swimmer Ledecky is, she excels only in long-distance freestyle. Similarly, Dressel is a sprint specialist. Frenchman Leon Marchand, 22, who won four golds in Paris last year, has time on his side and the talent. But even with 50m sprint swimming events added to the Olympics schedule in Los Angeles, for any athlete to get close to Phelps’ record would be a phenomenal achievement.
Women’s 100 metre record: 10.49 seconds
Florence Griffith Joyner, known as ‘Flo-Jo, ’ had experienced glory in the 200m, winning Olympic silver in 1984 and silver again at the 1987 World Championships. But it was in 1988 that she became a global star, breaking the 100m world record and smashing her personal best at the U.S. Olympic trials.
Griffith-Joyner celebrates winning 100m Olympic gold at the 1988 Seoul Olympics (Russell Cheyne/Allsport/Getty Images)
There was controversy over the wind speed, which on the track read 0.0 but on nearby triple jump equipment was recorded at 4.3 miles per second, but the record stood and no one has come close to the Californian’s time, her world records in the 100m and 200m (21.34) still standing to this day.
Elaine Thompson-Herah is the athlete to have come closest to the 100m world record, the Jamaican clocking 10.54 in 2021.
Tennis
Steffi Graff, right, with her gold medal at the 1988 Olympics, which she won beating Argentina’s Gabriela Sabatini in the final (Chris Wilkins/AFP via Getty Images)
The Calendar Golden Grand Slam
In 1988, Steffi Graf, then aged 19, had the best year possible in tennis. The German achieved the Calendar Golden Grand Slam, winning all four major tournaments — the Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon and U.S. Open — and Olympic gold in the same year.
She is the only singles player to have achieved this feat, and her record is made even tougher to beat given that the Olympics are held every four years.
NBA & NFL
Most points in a game: 100 points
One of the most iconic photos in NBA history is a black-and-white shot of Wilt Chamberlain posing with a piece of paper with 100 scribbled on it after his historic night in March 1962.
There is no TV footage of Chamberlain’s 100-point game for the Philadelphia Warriors against the New York Knicks as many games NBA games weren’t televised then. In recent years, some have questioned whether it happened at all, which The Athletic examined in this 2024 article.
Chamberlain set the record without a three-point line, something the NBA later introduced in the 1979-1980 season. He shot 36-for-63 from the field and 28-for-32 from the foul line. That year, he also averaged 50.4 points per game, helping to hugely increase the popularity of the NBA.
All-time scorer: 42,170+ points
LeBron James is in his 22nd NBA season. The 40-year-old has spent more than half of his life in the league — and his longevity means he has even played alongside his son, Bronny James.
Over those 22 seasons, he has been one of the league’s best players — a 21-time All-Star and scoring leader in 2008.
LeBron James is the NBA’s all-time leading scorer (Harry How/Getty Images)
His incredible durability and ability led him to become the NBA’s all-time scorer on February 7, 2023, surpassing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who held the record for 39 years. Including playoffs, James is the first NBA player to score over 50,000 points.
His longevity is comparable to that of wide receiver Jerry Rice. Rice, who played 20 seasons in the NFL, winning three Super Bowls with the San Francisco 49ers, holds the records for receptions (1,549), receiving yards (22,895), and touchdown receptions (197).
Formula 1
Most races without a podium finish: 231+
Having raced in 231 grands prix to date, Nico Hülkenberg is one of the most experienced drivers in Formula One history. Yet, he has never had a top-three finish.
Since making his F1 debut in 2010, the 37-year-old has picked up points in the middle of the pack for Williams, Force India, Renault, Racing Point, Aston Martin, Haas and his current team, Sauber.
Over his long career, the ‘Hulk’s’ ability to collect points has made him a valuable driver for mid-table teams, but the closest he has come to a podium is three fourth-place finishes.
Youngest driver to score points: 17 years, 180 days
Someone who knows a thing or two about podium finishes is Max Verstappen. At the time of publication, the four-time world champion has won 64 F1 grands prix races and is the youngest driver, youngest points scorer and youngest race winner in F1 history.
Max Verstappen made his F1 debut at 17 (Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
The Dutchman earned his first points at the 2015 Malaysian Grand Prix, finishing in seventh for Toro Rosso on his debut aged 17 years, 180 days.
It will be a tough record to beat. In 2016, motorsport’s governing body, the Federation Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), introduced a minimum age of 18 in F1, though the rules have since been adjusted, allowing 17-year-olds to apply for an FIA Super Licence, which the FIA will issue at its discretion.
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“Window seat with garden view / A perfect nook to read a book / I’m lost in my Jane Austen…” sings Kristin Chenoweth in “The Girl in 14G” — what could be more ideal? Well, perhaps showing off your literary knowledge and getting a perfect score on this week’s super-size Book Review Quiz Bowl honoring the life, work and global influence of Jane Austen, who turns 250 today. In the 12 questions below, tap or click your answers to the questions. And no matter how you do, scroll on to the end, where you’ll find links to free e-book versions of her novels — and more.
On Dec. 16, 1775, a girl was born in Steventon, England — the seventh of eight children — to a clergyman and his wife. She was an avid reader, never married and died in 1817, at the age of 41. But in just those few decades, Jane Austen changed the world.
Her novels have had an outsize influence in the centuries since her death. Not only are the books themselves beloved — as sharply observed portraits of British society, revolutionary narrative projects and deliciously satisfying romances — but the stories she created have so permeated culture that people around the world care deeply about Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy, even if they’ve never actually read “Pride and Prejudice.”
With her 250th birthday this year, the Austen Industrial Complex has kicked into high gear with festivals, parades, museum exhibits, concerts and all manner of merch, ranging from the classily apt to the flamboyantly absurd. The words “Jane mania” have been used; so has “exh-Aust-ion.”
How to capture this brief life, and the blazing impact that has spread across the globe in her wake? Without further ado: a mere sampling of the wealth, wonder and weirdness Austen has brought to our lives. After all, your semiquincentennial doesn’t come around every day.
By ‘A Lady’
Austen published just four novels in her lifetime: “Sense and Sensibility” (1811), “Pride and Prejudice” (1813), “Mansfield Park” (1814) and “Emma” (1815). All of them were published anonymously, with the author credited simply as “A Lady.” (If you’re in New York, you can see this first edition for yourself at the Grolier Club through Feb. 14.)
Where the Magic Happened
Placed near a window for light, this diminutive walnut table was, according to family lore, where the author did much of her writing. It is now in the possession of the Jane Austen Society.
An Iconic Accessory
Few of Austen’s personal artifacts remain, contributing to the author’s mystique. One of them is this turquoise ring, which passed to her sister-in-law and then her niece after her death. In 2012, the ring was put up for auction and bought by the “American Idol” champion Kelly Clarkson. This caused quite a stir in England; British officials were loath to let such an important cultural artifact leave the country’s borders. Jane Austen’s House, the museum now based in the writer’s Hampshire home, launched a crowdfunding campaign to Bring the Ring Home and bought the piece from Clarkson. The real ring now lives at the museum; the singer has a replica.
Austen Onscreen
Since 1940, when Austen had a bit of a moment and Greer Garson and Laurence Olivier starred in MGM’s rather liberally reinterpreted “Pride and Prejudice,” there have been more than 20 international adaptations of Austen’s work made for film and TV (to say nothing of radio). From the sublime (Emma Thompson’s Oscar-winning “Sense and Sensibility”) to the ridiculous (the wholly gratuitous 2022 remake of “Persuasion”), the high waists, flickering firelight and double weddings continue to provide an endless stream of debate fodder — and work for a queen’s regiment of British stars.
Jane Goes X-Rated
The rumors are true: XXX Austen is a thing. “Jane Austen Kama Sutra,” “Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen” and enough slash fic and amateur porn to fill Bath’s Assembly Rooms are just the start. Purists may never recover.
A Lady Unmasked
Austen’s final two completed novels, “Northanger Abbey” and “Persuasion,” were published after her death. Her brother Henry, who oversaw their publication, took the opportunity to give his sister the recognition he felt she deserved, revealing the true identity of the “Lady” behind “Pride and Prejudice,” “Emma,” etc. in a biographical note. “The following pages are the production of a pen which has already contributed in no small degree to the entertainment of the public,” he wrote, extolling his sister’s imagination, good humor and love of dancing. Still, “no accumulation of fame would have induced her, had she lived, to affix her name to any productions of her pen.”
Wearable Tributes
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Jane Austen fan wants to find other Jane Austen fans, and what better way to advertise your membership in that all-inclusive club than with a bit of merch — from the subtle and classy to the gloriously obscene.
The Austen Literary Universe
On the page, there is no end to the adventures Austen and her characters have been on. There are Jane Austen mysteries, Jane Austen vampire series, Jane Austen fantasy adventures, Jane Austen Y.A. novels and, of course, Jane Austen romances, which transpose her plots to a remote Maine inn, a Greenwich Village penthouse and the Bay Area Indian American community, to name just a few. You can read about Austen-inspired zombie hunters, time-traveling hockey players, Long Island matchmakers and reality TV stars, or imagine further adventures for some of your favorite characters. (Even the obsequious Mr. Collins gets his day in the sun.)
A Botanical Homage
Created in 2017 to mark the 200th anniversary of Austen’s death, the “Jane Austen” rose is characterized by its intense orange color and light, sweet perfume. It is bushy, healthy and easy to grow.
Aunt Jane
Hoping to cement his beloved aunt’s legacy, Austen’s nephew James Edward Austen-Leigh published this biography — a rather rosy portrait based on interviews with family members — five decades after her death. The book is notable not only as the source (biased though it may be) of many of the scant facts we know about her life, but also for the watercolor portrait by James Andrews that serves as its frontispiece. Based on a sketch by Cassandra, this depiction of Jane is softer and far more winsome than the original: Whether that is due to a lack of skill on her sister’s part or overly enthusiastic artistic license on Andrews’s, this is the version of Austen most familiar to people today.
Cultural Currency
In 2017, the Bank of England released a new 10-pound note featuring Andrews’s portrait of Austen, as well as a line from “Pride and Prejudice”: “I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!” Austen is the third woman — other than the queen — to be featured on British currency, and the only one currently in circulation.
In the Trenches
During World War I and World War II, British soldiers were given copies of Austen’s works. In his 1924 story “The Janeites,” Rudyard Kipling invoked the grotesque contrasts — and the strange comfort — to be found in escaping to Austen’s well-ordered world amid the horrors of trench warfare. As one character observes, “There’s no one to touch Jane when you’re in a tight place.”
Baby Janes
You’re never too young to learn to love Austen — or that one’s good opinion, once lost, may be lost forever.
The Austen Industrial Complex
Maybe you’ve not so much as seen a Jane Austen meme, let alone read one of her novels. No matter! Need a Jane Austen finger puppet? Lego? Magnetic poetry set? Lingerie? Nameplate necklace? Plush book pillow? License plate frame? Bath bomb? Socks? Dog sweater? Whiskey glass? Tarot deck? Of course you do! And you’re in luck: What a time to be alive.
Around the Globe
Austen’s novels have been translated into more than 40 languages, including Polish, Finnish, Chinese and Farsi. There are active chapters of the Jane Austen Society, her 21st-century fan club, throughout the world.
Playable Persuasions
In Austen’s era, no afternoon tea was complete without a rousing round of whist, a trick-taking card game played in two teams of two. But should you not be up on your Regency amusements, you can find plenty of contemporary puzzles and games with which to fill a few pleasant hours, whether you’re piecing together her most beloved characters or using your cunning and wiles to land your very own Mr. Darcy.
#SoJaneAusten
The wild power of the internet means that many Austen moments have taken on lives of their own, from Colin Firth’s sopping wet shirt and Matthew Macfadyen’s flexing hand to Mr. Collins’s ode to superlative spuds and Mr. Knightley’s dramatic floor flop. The memes are fun, yes, but they also speak to the universality of Austen’s writing: More than two centuries after her books were published, the characters and stories she created are as relatable as ever.
Bonnets Fit for a Bennett
For this summer’s Grand Regency Costumed Promenade in Bath, England — as well as the myriad picnics, balls, house parties, dinners, luncheons, teas and fetes that marked the anniversary — seamstresses, milliners, mantua makers and costume warehouses did a brisk business, attiring the faithful in authentic Regency finery. And that’s a commitment: A bespoke, historically accurate bonnet can easily run to hundreds of dollars.
Most Ardently, Jane
Austen was prolific correspondent, believed to have written thousands of letters in her lifetime, many to her sister, Cassandra. But in an act that has frustrated biographers for centuries, upon Jane’s death, Cassandra protected her sister’s privacy — and reputation? — by burning almost all of them, leaving only about 160 intact, many heavily redacted. But what survives is filled with pithy one-liners. To wit: “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
Stage and Sensibility
Austen’s works have been adapted numerous times for the stage. Some plays (and musicals) hew closely to the original text, while others — such as Emily Breeze’s comedic riff on “Pride and Prejudice,” “Are the Bennet Girls OK?”, which is running at New York City’s West End Theater through Dec. 21 — use creative license to explore ideas of gender, romance and rage through a contemporary lens.
Austen 101
Austen remains a reliable fount of academic scholarship; recent conference papers have focused on the author’s enduring global reach, the work’s relationship to modern intersectionality, digital humanities and “Jane Austen on the Cheap.” And as one professor told our colleague Sarah Lyall of the Austen amateur scholarship hive, “Woe betide the academic who doesn’t take them seriously.”
W.W.J.D.
When facing problems — of etiquette, romance, domestic or professional turmoil — sometimes the only thing to do is ask: What would Jane do?
A famous poet once observed that it is difficult to get the news from poems. The weather is a different story. April showers, summer sunshine and — maybe especially — the chill of winter provide an endless supply of moods and metaphors. Poets like to practice a double meteorology, looking out at the water and up at the sky for evidence of interior conditions of feeling.
The inner and outer forecasts don’t always match up. This short poem by Louise Glück starts out cold and stays that way for most of its 11 lines.
And then it bursts into flame.
“Early December in Croton-on-Hudson” comes from Glück’s debut collection, “Firstborn,” which was published in 1968. She wrote the poems in it between the ages of 18 and 23, but they bear many of the hallmarks of her mature style, including an approach to personal matters — sex, love, illness, family life — that is at once uncompromising and elusive. She doesn’t flinch. She also doesn’t explain.
Here, for example, Glück assembles fragments of experience that imply — but also obscure — a larger narrative. It’s almost as if a short story, or even a novel, had been smashed like a glass Christmas ornament, leaving the reader to infer the sphere from the shards.
We know there was a couple with a flat tire, and that a year later at least one of them still has feelings for the other. It’s hard not to wonder if they’re still together, or where they were going with those Christmas presents.
To some extent, those questions can be addressed with the help of biographical clues. The version of “Early December in Croton-on-Hudson” that appeared in The Atlantic in 1967 was dedicated to Charles Hertz, a Columbia University graduate student who was Glück’s first husband. They divorced a few years later. Glück, who died in 2023, was never shy about putting her life into her work.
But the poem we are reading now is not just the record of a passion that has long since cooled. More than 50 years after “Firstborn,” on the occasion of receiving the Nobel Prize for literature, Glück celebrated the “intimate, seductive, often furtive or clandestine” relations between poets and their readers. Recalling her childhood discovery of William Blake and Emily Dickinson, she declared her lifelong ardor for “poems to which the listener or reader makes an essential contribution, as recipient of a confidence or an outcry, sometimes as co-conspirator.”
That’s the kind of poem she wrote.
“Confidence” can have two meanings, both of which apply to “Early December in Croton-on-Hudson.” Reading it, you are privy to a secret, something meant for your ears only. You are also in the presence of an assertive, self-possessed voice.
Where there is power, there’s also risk. To give voice to desire — to whisper or cry “I want you” — is to issue a challenge and admit vulnerability. It’s a declaration of conquest and a promise of surrender.
What happens next? That’s up to you.
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