Culture
Meet the guy who has pitched for five MLB teams in 2024: Sliders
For Mike Baumann, it started the same way as his first seven seasons in professional baseball. He was, as always, employed by the Baltimore Orioles, the team that drafted him in the third round in 2017. He wanted to help a familiar organization while advancing his own career.
“My expectation was to take a step forward with the Orioles and to be a part of the bullpen,” Baumann said this week. “I was really excited. I was really looking forward to it. I didn’t perform like I wanted to, things just didn’t go my way and that’s the nature of the business.”
The business, though, has treated Baumann in a way that only one other player in the history of the sport has been treated. Baumann has appeared for five major league teams in 2024: the Orioles, Seattle Mariners, San Francisco Giants, Los Angeles Angels and Miami Marlins. He’s made so many stops, he should have his own concert-tour T-shirt:
Baltimore, March 28-May 17
Baumann played his entire career with the Orioles until he was traded to the Mariners on May 17. (Tommy Gilligan / USA Today)
Seattle, May 23-July 11
His stint with the Mariners only lasted seven weeks. (D. Ross Cameron / USA Today)
San Francisco (One Night Only!) – July 26
Baumann gave up two runs on three hits in two-thirds of an inning for the Giants against the Rockies. (Stan Szeto / USA Today)
Los Angeles, July 31-August 22
His tenure with the Angels consisted of 10 appearances. (Mark Goldman / Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
Miami, August 27-present
Baumann has now been with the Marlins for 10 days. (John Hefti / USA Today)
According to the Elias Sports Bureau, Baumann’s busy itinerary ties him with pitcher Oliver Drake (2018) for most MLB teams in a single season. Twenty others have played for four teams in a season, including relievers Yohan Ramirez and Matt Bowman this year. But only Drake and Baumann have made it to five.
“It’s been a roller coaster of emotions, going from highs to lows, but every time I’ve been claimed, I’ve been grateful,” Baumann said. “I’ve been given a ton of opportunities, and I’ve been fortunate for that.”
Zipping through five teams in one season takes several converging factors. Typically, the player needs a skill that teams want; a minimal salary; success in the past and less success in the present.
Baumann fits every category. He throws 96 mph and earns $749,000. He was 10-1 with a 3.76 ERA in 60 games for Baltimore last season, but has a 7.26 ERA since leaving the Orioles in May.
Most importantly, Baumann is out of minor-league options, meaning he cannot be sent to the minors without passing through waivers. Appearances aside, that made the stakes much different for him this season, especially with a strong team.
“I knew I was out of options, and I knew the Orioles had a ton of good depth,” Baumann said. “So going into the season, I told myself I’ve got to perform if I want to be a part of it.”
After a shaky start to the season, Baumann pitched well in his final six outings for Baltimore. But he was designated for assignment when starter Grayson Rodriguez returned from the injured list in mid-May, and the Orioles worked out a trade with the Mariners to send him on his way.
“I wasn’t too surprised,” Baumann said. “I knew I was kind of the last guy in the bullpen. They had a lot of good arms in Triple A and some guys coming back from injury. So it was bittersweet; I loved the Orioles. But when I found out it was Seattle, they were a first-place team at the time and I was really looking forward to the opportunity.”
In his second game as a Mariner, Baumann worked a scoreless 10th inning to beat the rival Houston Astros. But with a 5.51 ERA for Seattle in 18 games, he lost his roster spot again and was traded to the Giants for cash.
With San Francisco, Baumann reunited with pitcher Sean Hjelle, a former teammate at Mahtomedi (Minn.) High School. The fun lasted for two-thirds of an inning against Colorado on July 26, and then it was onto the Angels, who acquired Baumann for cash.
“That one happened so fast,” he said of his Giants tenure. “I didn’t get time to settle in or even get to know a lot of people’s names.”
Five days after facing the Colorado Rockies in his Giants debut, Baumann faced them again in his first game with the Angels. After 10 games with the Angels (and a 6.75 ERA), he joined the Marlins and debuted on Aug. 27 against — who else? — the Rockies.
If they didn’t know better, they’d think he was stalking them. But Baumann just goes where teams tell him to go, without getting too attached.
“I’ve been living in hotels, checking in and out,” he said. “It’s been the easiest way rather than actually getting apartment leases. I’ve kind of been narrowing down my suitcases. I’ve been traveling really light.”
If he’s looking for a higher meaning to all this, Baumann got it with the waiver claim by the Marlins on August 25. When he found out, he was home in Jacksonville, Fla., with his wife, Nicole, who was eight months pregnant with their first child and due this month. To join a team in the same state — albeit a five-hour drive from home — was an ideal fit.
“When we were out West, it was kind of like, ‘Am I going to be able to make the birth of my own child?’” Baumann said. “I remember I was so excited because after going back and forth across the country, I could just go down to Miami.”
The Marlins liked Baumann’s velocity (not just on the fastball, but also his 92 mph slider) and his knuckle curve. With better control, they believe Baumann could be a keeper. He’s had four outings for Miami through Thursday, two scoreless and two in which he allowed three runs.
It’s a fitting performance for an historically uneven season that began on one coast, traversed another and wound up close to home.
Everyday Willy A
Adames, on a power surge, eyes 162
Willy Adames celebrated his 29th birthday on Monday by homering in his fifth game in a row, tying a Milwaukee Brewers club record. The five-game stretch included 11 RBIs, and even when the streak ended on Tuesday, Adames drove in another run to make him the first National Leaguer with 100 RBIs this season.
For Adames — who is positioning himself for a lucrative winter in free agency — another number might matter more: 162 games played. Adames has started every Brewers game at shortstop since Sept. 27, and he hopes to make it all the way this season.
“It’s fun to be out there every day, competing with the boys and just having fun,” Adames said. “I’ve never done it, so I want to do it. I keep fighting with the guys here that want to give me an off-day, but we’re trying to do it this year — and hopefully we can continue to play all the games in the postseason.”
Adames led the National League in RBIs with 100 heading into Thursday’s games. (Katie Stratman / USA Today)
Adames, whose career high in games is 152, is one of seven players who have played every game this season, with the Atlanta Braves’ Matt Olson and Marcell Ozuna, the New York Mets’ Pete Alonso and Francisco Lindor, the Philadelphia Phillies’ Nick Castellanos and the Kansas City Royals’ Bobby Witt Jr.
Players sometimes take a break once playoff spots are decided, but it’s worth watching to see how many get to 162. The last time seven players appeared in all 162 games was 2007, with Jeff Francoeur, Carlos Lee, Juan Pierre, Jimmy Rollins, Grady Sizemore, Delmon Young and Ryan Zimmerman.
The majors’ longest active streak belongs to Olson, Atlanta’s first baseman, at 598 games. It appears that Cal Ripken Jr.’s record of 2,632, which stretched from 1982 to 1998, is safe.
“I think that’s going to be forever there,” Adames said. “I mean, playing two seasons (of consecutive games) is impressive. Imagine playing 2,000-plus.”
Gimme Five
Five bits of ballpark wisdom
Braves catching coach Sal Fasano on the masters of the position
For most of Sal Fasano’s formative years, a baseball team in his hometown sent a catcher to the All-Star Game. He was a Chicago kid in the 1980s, and if the White Sox’ Carlton Fisk didn’t make it, the Cubs’ Jody Davis usually did. Fasano paid attention to them and other standouts, especially Bob Boone, who made the punishing position seem alluring.
“I always had an affinity for catching,” Fasano said. “It’s like in football, I was an offensive lineman. Nobody loves offensive linemen. I do, and I love catching. I love the backbone. And that’s what we call them: the backbone.”
Fasano, 53, served nine teams as a backbone backup from 1996 through 2008. His finest contemporaries, he said, were Jorge Posada, Jason Varitek and Bengie Molina. They combined for just three Gold Gloves, but invariably led their teams to the World Series.
“Some guys always win,” Fasano said, “and there’s a reason.”
Fasano (left) with Braves catcher Sean Murphy (right) in June. (David Butler II / USA Today)
The Braves have always won since Fasano joined their staff in 2018, the start of their six-year reign atop the National League East. Fasano, who also managed and coached in the Toronto Blue Jays’ and Angels’ farm systems, is the catching coach for the Braves, who are now chasing the Phillies in the East.
Both teams’ success, Fasano said, has a lot to do with catchers coaxing the best from their pitchers.
“Look at what (J.T.) Realmuto’s done with their pitching staff, and look at what our guys have done with our pitchers,” Fasano said. “You’ve got to have guys who know how to control the pitching staff — because it all revolves around that dude in the middle.”
Here are some of Fasano’s insights about five aspects of catching, and who has done it best.
Receiving: “The way we did it in our day, it was treated differently. You didn’t want to move the ball very much, you wanted to keep your body still. It was a different technique, and I think Tyler Flowers became revolutionary. I mean, people caught on one knee before; Manny Sanguillen, Tony Peña, they did their thing and basically made it unique, so it was almost like their art form. … But Tyler Flowers came in and decided to say, ‘Hey, I might be able to create value for myself by stealing strikes.’ So when he went onto one knee, he basically revolutionized the whole system of catcher, because everybody does it now. Teams were studying what he was doing, so when I got hired over here, I was like, ‘You do your mechanic, I’ll learn what you’re doing.’ And then we tried to implement it throughout the system, and we’ve had a lot of success doing it.”
Quick release: “When you watch Realmuto, he’s one of the best athletes I’ve ever seen, (with) probably the best exchange I’ve ever seen in my life. Last year we broke him down for the playoffs and he’s averaging 1.78 to second base. Nobody’s doing that. Pudge (Rodriguez) might have been closest to that. Pudge was the best thrower in my era, like a 1.8. It’s just a math equation. And J.T., in this era, there’s not too many guys like that.”
Balls in the dirt: “If blocking was at zero when I played, blocking is at, like, plus-20 now. Guys block way better. I think Sean Murphy does a tremendous job. He’s one of my favorites when it comes to blocking. In the old days, when we had two knees up, it was really hard to get your knees down at the same time. That’s why being on one knee is actually easier. If both knees hit (the ground) off-time, it stiffens your body. Think about it: if you jump and land one foot at a time, your body’s actually going to vibrate, your eyes are going to vibrate, it’s chaos for your body. On one knee, it’s a slide, so you’re calmer. You can absorb the ball better, you can do a lot of things. But blocking is really a state of mind. I don’t care what technique you have, guys who love blocking are really good at blocking.”
Plays at the plate: “I watched Mike Macfarlane take beatings at home plate — but guys were out. You’ve gotta protect yourself, catch the ball, put the tag on, and if all else fails, complete the play. Those are my rules. Mike was really, really good at protecting home plate. I saw him get crushed by so many people. It was really difficult to watch. I’d say, ‘Mike, man, how do you do that?’ He said, ‘I just want to get into a turtleback. You know you’re gonna get hit and you’re gonna roll.’ It’s against the rules now if you’re in the lane, so we’ve had to make amendments to how we (protect) home plate, because we have to give them a lane. How can we put our left knee down and still create a lane? Or if it’s done early enough, I can take away the lane? And that’s what a lot of people don’t understand. So the little idiosyncrasies of what we can do behind the plate, a lot of people don’t know the rules. There’s a lot of practice and a lot of technique, and that’s what spring training is for.”
Communicating with pitchers: “I was doing catching (instruction) for the Blue Jays, and I remember seeing Dan Jansen, he’s 18 years old at the time and he’s walking to the clubhouse and surrounded by three pitchers, and they’re just having a nice conversation. And I’m like, ‘Oooh, that guy’s born to be a catcher.’ We had just drafted him, he was raw, we didn’t know he was going to be a big league catcher. But once you realize, ‘Oh my gosh, his gift is communication,’ then I don’t care how he catches, I don’t care how he throws it, let’s nurture that. When you give him information, is he able to make the pitchers better? Because that’s really what our position is: can you make the people around you better? That’s the sign of greatness. It’s like Travis (d’Arnaud). We were in Double A, and Travis isn’t the most rah-rah, pump-your-fist kind of guy. He’s kind of like a comedian on the field, he has a good time. But when he has a man-to-man conversation, it’s always in the clubhouse, and he’s always talking to them on a personal level. So his personal relationships with pitchers are huge. Think about when he took the Mets to the World Series with all those young pitchers, and then he did it with us, too. I mean, does he throw the best? No. Does he catch the best? No. Does he block the best? No. But does he call a great game? Yes, and he’s able to get the most out of his pitchers.”
Off the Grid
A historical detour from the Immaculate Grid
Cliff Dapper – Dodgers catcher
In the long and lively history of the Dodgers’ franchise — from Brooklyn to Los Angeles, as the Bridegrooms, Superbas, Robins and Dodgers — 209 players have suited up as catcher. The one with the highest batting average (minimum 10 plate appearances) is also the only one to have been traded for a broadcaster. Cliff Dapper, then, made for a really fun answer on Monday’s grid.
After three seasons with his hometown Hollywood Stars in the old Pacific Coast League, Dapper dazzled with Brooklyn for eight games near the start of the 1942 season, going 7-for-18 (.471) with a homer and nine RBIs in eight games. He spent the next three years in military service and never returned to the majors.
In 1948, though, Dapper was still a Dodger farmhand when a need arose in the Brooklyn broadcast booth. The venerable voice of the team, Red Barber, had a bleeding ulcer and the Dodgers — always shrewd judges of talent — fixed their ears on Ernie Harwell, who was working for the minor-league Atlanta Crackers on WSB, a station with a powerful signal.
The Dodgers wanted Harwell but the Crackers needed something in return. That something turned out to be Dapper, who would spend 1949 as player-manager for the Crackers. Harwell, meanwhile, went on to a Hall of Fame career in the booth, spending most of his 55 major league seasons with the Detroit Tigers.
To mark Harwell’s retirement in 2002, the Tigers invited Dapper to a ceremony at Comerica Park. It was the first time the two had ever met.
“It was the biggest thrill I have ever had in baseball,” Dapper, then 82, told his local paper, the North County Times in Escondido, Calif., after the event. “I still feel honored that I was traded for a great radio announcer. I’m just some rinky-dink.”
Dapper explained that Branch Rickey, the celebrated Dodgers general manager, was concerned that the trade would be embarrassing for him. In fact, Dapper said, he was eager to get a chance to manage, and thrilled to finally meet Harwell so many years later.
“He said to me, ‘I really appreciate you coming back here, Cliff,’” Dapper said. “He is such a gracious man.”
Harwell died in 2010 at age 92, a year before Dapper died at 91. The Tigers honored Harwell with a statue at the ceremony when the two met.
“When I see a statue, I think of history, of Washington and Lincoln, generals Grant and Lee,” Harwell said that day, as reported by the Detroit Free Press. “I don’t deserve a statue or part of history. But let me tell you, from my heart, I’m proud this statue is me.”
Classic clip
Mark McGwire on “The Simpsons”
Monday marks the 26th anniversary of Mark McGwire’s 62nd home run in 1998, which made him the first player to break Roger Maris’ single-season record. It’s a moment viewed much differently now, but at the time — when we really should have known better — it was hailed as a soaring triumph.
With that, naturally, came television appearances for McGwire. In 1999, he appeared in Helen Hunt’s bedroom on “Mad About You,” wearing only a pillow. He was also on “The Simpsons” that year, distracting the ever-gullible citizens of Springfield with his home run prowess.
McGwire — dispatched by MLB to recover evidence that it was monitoring the town — utters a truly remarkable line, given everything that would surface about his use of steroids. It’s another celebrated instance of “The Simpsons” supposedly predicting the future.
In 1998, when the league and the media should have aggressively challenged the players’ association on the necessity of drug testing (“privacy” was the union’s rationale), we instead built up McGwire and Sammy Sosa into larger-than-life Greek Gods.
As it turned out, McGwire’s big line on “The Simpsons” said it all: “Do you want to know the terrifying truth,” he asked, “or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?”
(Top photo of Mike Baumann: Lachlan Cunningham / Getty Images)
Culture
Is Emily Brontë’s ‘Wuthering Heights’ Actually the Greatest Love Story of All Time?
Catherine and Heathcliff. Since 1847, when Emily Brontë published her only novel, “Wuthering Heights,” those ill-starred lovers have inflamed the imaginations of generations of readers.
Who are these two? Definitely not the people you meet on vacation. The DNA of “Wuthering Heights,” set in a wild and desolate corner of Northern England, runs through the dark, gothic, obsessive strains of literary romance. Heathcliff, a tormented soul with terrible manners and a worse temper, may be the English novel’s most problematic boyfriend — mad, bad and dangerous to know. What redeems him, at least in the reader’s eyes, is Catherine’s love.
As children growing up in the same highly dysfunctional household, the two form a bond more passionate than siblinghood and purer than lust. (I don’t think a 179-year-old book can be spoiled, but some plot details will be revealed in what follows.) They go on to marry other people, living as neighbors and frenemies without benefits until tragedy inevitably strikes. In the meantime, they roil and seethe — it’s no accident that “wuthering” is a synonym for “stormy” — occasionally erupting into ardent eloquence.
Take this soliloquy delivered by Catherine to Nelly Dean, a patient and observant maidservant who narrates much of the novel:
This all-consuming love, thwarted in the book by circumstances, has flourished beyond its pages. Thanks to Catherine and Heathcliff — and also to the harsh, windswept beauty of the Yorkshire setting — “Wuthering Heights,” a touchstone of Victorian literature, has become a fixture of popular culture.
Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon played Heathcliff and Catherine in William Wyler’s 1939 multi-Oscar-nominated film adaptation.
Since then, the volatile Heathcliff has been embodied by a succession of British brooders: Richard Burton, Ralph Fiennes, Tom Hardy. At least for Gen X, the definitive Catherine will always be Kate Bush, dancing across the English countryside in a bright red dress in an indelible pre-MTV music video.
Now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’ll have Emerald Fennell’s new R-rated movie version, with Margot Robbie (recently Barbie) as Catherine and Jacob Elordi (recently Frankenstein’s monster) as Heathcliff.
Is theirs the greatest love story of all time, as the movie’s trailer insists? It might be. For the characters, the love itself overwhelms every other consideration of feeling. For Brontë, the most accomplished poet in a family of formidable novelists, that love is above all a matter of words. The immensity of Catherine and Heathcliff’s passion is measured by the intensity of their language, which of course is also Brontë’s.
Here is Heathcliff, in his hyperbolic fashion, belittling Catherine’s marriage to the pathetic Linton:
Which is what romance lives to do. It’s a genre often proudly unconstrained by what is possible, rational or sane, unafraid to favor sensation over sense or to pose unanswerable questions about the human heart. How could Catherine love a man like Heathcliff? How could he know himself to be worthy of her love?
We’ll never really have the answers, which is why we’ll never stop reading. And why no picture will ever quite match the book’s thousands of feverish, hungry, astonishing words.
Culture
Annotating the Judge’s Decision in the Case of Liam Conejo Ramos, a 5-Year-Old Detained by ICE
One of the many unsettling images to emerge from the recent ICE surge in Minneapolis was that of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, in his blue bunny hat, standing in the January cold with the hand of a federal officer gripping his Spider-Man backpack.
Liam and his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, an asylum seeker from Ecuador, were taken from Minnesota to Texas and held at a detention facility outside San Antonio. Lawyers working on their behalf filed a petition for a writ of habeas corpus, an ancient judicial principle forbidding the government from holding anyone in custody without providing a legally tenable reason for doing so. On Saturday, Fred Biery, a federal judge in Texas’ Western District, granted their petition, freeing them.
That’s the boilerplate. But Judge Biery’s decision — which has gotten a lot of attention in legal circles and beyond — is much more than a dry specimen of judicial reasoning. It’s a passionate, erudite and at times mischievous piece of prose.
That may not have surprised some Texas court watchers. Judge Biery, who was appointed to the federal bench by President Bill Clinton in 1994, is known for his wit and writerly flair. His judicial order in a 2013 case involving San Antonio strip clubs is famous for its literary allusions (“to bare, or not to bare”) and its cheeky double entendres. A 2023 profile in San Antonio Lawyer magazine called him “a judge with a little extra to say.”
The extra in this case transforms what might have been a routine decision into a thorough scourging of the Trump administration’s approach to governance. This text isn’t much longer than one of Mr. Trump’s Truth Social posts. In fewer than 500 words, Judge Biery marshals literature, history, folk wisdom and Scripture to challenge the theory of executive power that has defined Trump’s second presidency.
It’s worth looking at how he does it.
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT
Before the Court is the petition of asylum seeker Adrian Conejo Arias and his five-year-old son for protection of the Great Writ of habeas corpus. They seek nothing more than some modicum of due process and the rule of law. The government has responded.
He starts by juxtaposing the grandeur of habeas corpus with the modesty of the father and son’s claims, implying that what makes the writ “Great” is precisely its ability to protect the basic right of ordinary people not to be locked up arbitrarily. It does this by requiring that the government either provide reasons for holding them in custody or else let them go.
Judge Biery’s footnote directing readers to Blackstone’s commentaries and Magna Carta may be intended to give a remedial lesson to members of the administration. His larger point, though, is that to flout the guarantee of habeas corpus — as he insists the current deportation policy has done — is to threaten the integrity of the American constitutional order itself.
The case has its genesis in the ill-conceived and incompetently-implemented government pursuit of daily deportation quotas, apparently even if it requires traumatizing children. This Court and others regularly send undocumented people to prison and orders them deported but do so by proper legal procedures.
He calls attention to the grandiosity and sloppiness of the administration’s position while suggesting that its overreach reflects a more sinister intention.
Apparent also is the government’s ignorance of an American historical document called the Declaration of Independence. Thirty-three-year-old Thomas Jefferson enumerated grievances against a would-be authoritarian king over our nascent nation. Among others were:
1. “He has sent hither Swarms of Officers to harass our People.”
2. “He has excited domestic Insurrection among us.”
3. “For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us.”
4. “He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our Legislatures.”
As the 250th birthday of American independence approaches, the president is being cast as King George III. The federal government’s indifference to habeas claims places it on the wrong side of the historical divide between individual liberty and unchecked state power, and thus at odds with the founding documents of the Republic.
“We the people” are hearing echos of that history.
And then there is that pesky inconvenience called the Fourth Amendment:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and persons or things to be seized.
U.S. CONST. amend. IV.
Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster.
In constitutional terms, the judge finds that the administration has defied the Fourth Amendment and disregarded the separation of powers.
That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer.
A barnyard metaphor puts the matter in plainer language: Because executive authority has the potential to be predatory, it needs to be checked by the judiciary branch. Judge Biery might also be sending a sly message to his colleagues on the U.S. Supreme Court, who have looked favorably on many of Mr. Trump’s expansive claims of executive branch power.
Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration’s detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.
The language in which the judge renders his decision also sends a message, in this case to the president himself. Capitalization is a hallmark of Mr. Trump’s style, as it is of American legalese. The paragraph granting the petition bristles with uppercase nouns, which makes it all the more striking that the president’s name, otherwise absent from the ruling, is rendered in lowercase, as a card-table verb.
This may be a subtextual swipe at the president’s ego, but it’s consistent with the decision’s fundamental argument, which is that the president — any president — is ultimately smaller than the law.
Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned.
For Judge Biery, the case involves procedure, and morality too. When he allows himself to express his disapproval — to write judgmentally, rather than judicially — he is in effect arguing that these principles can’t be separated. Due process and human decency are two sides of the same coin.
Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: “Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?” “A republic, if you can keep it.”
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
Benjamin Franklin famously (and perhaps apocryphally) pointed out the fragility of orderly self-government, while the Dutch boy immortalized in the 19th-century novel “Hans Brinker, or the Silver Skates” did what he could to protect his neighbors from the fury of the unchecked sea.
That Judge Biery puts himself in their company suggests that he sees this decision less as a final judgment than as a warning.
SIGNED this 31st day of January, 2026.
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
After his cautionary conclusion, the judge still has something extra to say, something that shifts the focus away from the rational, secular domain of jurisprudence.
Below his signature, he attaches the widely seen photograph of Liam. Underneath that — after an eloquently anonymous photo credit — are references to two verses from the New Testament. The judge doesn’t quote them, but they speak for him all the same.
Matthew 19:14
The Matthew verse — “But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: For of such is the kingdom of heaven” — is a well-known statement of compassion and care.
John 11:35
So, in its way, is John 11:35, the shortest verse in the English Bible. It is often quoted when things are so terrible that all other words fail:
“Jesus wept.”
Culture
Try This Quiz on Mysteries Set in American Small Towns
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