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At your service: A restaurant maître d' tells all in 'Your Table Is Ready'
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Across his career, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina says he’s been threatened, cursed at, punched and called every ugly name imaginable. He’s also had people press a hundred dollar bill into his hand, sometimes more than one of them. That’s because for years he controlled a very valuable commodity – the tables at high-end Manhattan restaurants. He’s written about his experience in his memoir, “Your Table Is Ready: Tales Of A New York City Maitre D’,” now out in paperback. Cecchi-Azzolina has encountered celebrities, captains of finance, plenty of nice regular folks and one bona fide mobster who repeatedly threatened him due to a perceived slight. In his book, Cecchi-Azzolina takes us behind the scenes of the restaurant world where we learn who gets choice tables and who doesn’t, but also how restaurant staffs in the 1980s and ’90s worked, fought and loved in adrenaline-fuelled workplaces where booze and cocaine were plentiful. Michael Cecchi-Azzolina has worked as a server, maitre d’ and manager in several exclusive restaurants. Last year, he opened his own bar and grill in New York called Cecchiâs. He spoke with NPR contributor Dave Davies in 2022.
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DAVE DAVIES: Well, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina, welcome to FRESH AIR.
MICHAEL CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Thank you so much. It’s great to be here, Dave.
DAVIES: So when you were a maitre d’ at a lot of pretty exclusive place – there was one called The River Cafe, which had this – was on a barge in the East River – had this spectacular view of Manhattan. And people would come in and ask for a window table – you know, normal folks who are there on a special occasion – and they would see all the window tables are empty. And you would be steering them to the middle of the room, and they would say, hey, hey, can’t you help me here? Don’t we – we’d love to do this. What would you do?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: You know, it was one of the hardest things in the world to do. There were nine window tables, and generally, every evening, each table was spoken for. Now, were they spoken for when we opened at 5:30? No. Would people start coming 6:30, at 7? Absolutely.
So you have a guest that’s waited a month for a reservation. It’s the wife’s anniversary or birthday or the husband’s anniversary or birthday. And they see these incredible tables, staring at probably the most incredible view of any restaurant in the world, and they’re not allowed to sit there. Well, people get really, really angry. And what do you do?
First, you tell them I’m so sorry, but those tables are already reserved. What do you mean they’re reserved? There’s no one in the restaurant. Well, they’ve been spoken for by a number of people. Well, who? Well, you can’t tell who the tables are for. You’re not allowed to do that. It’s bad policy.
So you can’t say who they’re for. You can’t say – especially at The River Cafe, the owner never wanted us to say it was held by the owner. So you just have to really deal with irate people quite a bit. And so, you know, you try to get them a nicer table. I’m so sorry. I can’t do this – which leads to a lot of anger, hence me being punched, cursed at, yelled at, screamed at. Most people are very nice about it. And when you can, you’ll give them that window table.
Now, someone walks in, and they want a window table, hands me a hundred dollar bill. What do I do here? Can I give a table up? Sometimes, yes, you can do that because you know that they’re there at 5:30 or 6 o’clock and you need a table at 8 o’clock for, oh, let’s say Barbra Streisand. You’ll say, look, I can do this for you. I’ll need the table back at a certain time. Or you just go for it and say, hopefully somebody’s going to be late.
So, yeah, so tipping absolutely always helps. Being nice always helps. I’ve given a window table and gotten myself into trouble because this lovely couple was there for their 30th or 40th anniversary, and there’s no way I wasn’t going to give them the best table in the restaurant. That’s where you take the risks, and it comes back and haunts you sometimes.
DAVIES: So you’ve got some discretion here. What should we know about whether to tip the maitre d’ or not? Should you always do it? Should you do it when you’re looking for a special favor? How much should you tip?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: If you are not known and you’re walking into the restaurant for the first time and you really want to eat there and you’re told very nicely and very politely by the maitre d’ that, I’m so sorry, there’s nothing available, I would absolutely tip that person. I do it. If I go out and I need a table, I will do it all the time. And I’ll tip on the way in.
That pretty much guarantees you either the answer that, yes, you’re going to get the table or I’m sorry, I cannot do this at all. I’ve been handed – at Le Coucou, someone handed me five brand-new hundred dollar bills for a table for the next night, and I turned them down. I didn’t have it. And nor was I going to be bought for a table. That I won’t do.
DAVIES: And in that circumstance, you hand them the money back?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: I handed it right back to them, yeah. My host next to me, their jaws dropped. They couldn’t believe I did that. But, you know, I don’t want to be bought, for one. I don’t want to be indebted for not-great reasons. It just never sat well with me. But have I taken these tips? Of course I have. People are showing gratitude, and I’m in the hospitality business and that’s what you do – the basis of the business.
DAVIES: How do you hand someone the bill? Do you – is it the handshake with the bill in the palm? I mean…
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Yes. It’s usually – it’s folded. Yeah, it’s folded and it goes in your hand. Though there are those people that walk in the door with swag and they put the hundred dollar bill right down on the stand. That’s for you, sir. If you can help me, I’d truly appreciate it. So – but the best way to do it is to – just to put it into someone’s hand and shake them. See, if you can help me, I’d appreciate it.
DAVIES: You’ve got to be a diplomat here because, you know, people make absurd demands at times. I mean – you know, about the food, about the seating, about the noise, about the temperature or whatever. You describe one person that you nicknamed the Shah, I guess, because he’s so imperious. How do you summon, you know, the gracious kind of voice that you need to deal with that?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: It can sometimes be the most difficult thing in the world, when this person that you’re dealing with is truly obnoxious and hateful. We’re in the hospitality business, you know? We’re there to make everyone feel welcome. And you do your best. You try. This particular person was egregiously awful. And I probably – and I don’t know why I let this person stay in the restaurant and took his reservations beyond that. I have no idea why I did it, but I did it. And you just summon up this inner hospitable gene that we all have, those – these lifers in the business who we are – and you try and make the best of it. Though I have thrown people out. I just will not take their crap, for lack of a better word.
DAVIES: Well, I thought maybe I – we do a little mini-role-play here where you show me the voice that you use when the answer is no. And this is kind of from something that is in the book. I’m arriving. I’m the assistant of a very important person who I haven’t named and had asked when we called for the reservation for a private room. This is at Le Coucou, where there are no private tables. And we arrive early. And so I’m arriving, and I say, well, you know, as you know, the person I’m with is extremely important. He can’t be in a public place. So I assume you have a private room or a private table for us.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: We don’t. This is a public restaurant. We have no private rooms. I’m so sorry.
DAVIES: Now, you can’t – you don’t understand her. This person is dating a member of the British royal family. He simply can’t be – she simply can’t be out among the public. There’s – there are partitions. There must be some way you can accommodate us sir, right?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: There absolutely is not. Like I said, it’s a public restaurant, and people come here to dine and to be seen. If your guest doesn’t want to be seen, I suggest perhaps this is not the best place for you. But I have no private space, nor do I have a partition. I can seat you at a corner table, but there’ll only be one other person next to you. But you’re still in the middle of a very public dining room.
DAVIES: All right. And in this case, that was eventually accepted?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Eventually, yes, with great indignation, I have to say. But they wound up taking it. And, you know, they – these people came in early, a half an hour early for a reservation. And this is Le Coucou, and it was the hottest ticket in town. And we booked out weeks in advance. And it was – people waited a year for a reservation. And they came early, wanted to be seated early. Well, I’m obviously not going to have the table. You try and seat tables as close together as possible to maximize revenue. You know, you’re – it’s business. You need to pay the bills.
They came half an hour early and were very angry that the table wasn’t ready. And I apologized. I’m so sorry. Why don’t you just wait at the bar? Well, we can’t wait at the bar. We’ll be seen. Well, you can go – Le Coucou’s in a hotel, the 11 Howard Hotel, downtown New York. And I said, well, they have a lovely library upstairs or a bar. You can go up there. Well, we can’t do that. We came here to have dinner. OK, I’m very sorry then. You need to just stay at the bar. And as soon as the table’s ready, I’ll be glad to seat you.
Well, they went to the bar. And you know what happened? No one knew who they were. Nor did anyone care. So they stood there for half an hour. I don’t even think they had a drink. And then, eventually, the table was ready.
DAVIES: Let’s take a break here. Let me reintroduce you. We are speaking with Michael Cecchi-Azzolina. His new book is “Your Table Is Ready: Tales Of A New York City Maitre D’.” He’ll be back to talk more in just a moment. This is FRESH AIR.
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DAVIES: This is FRESH AIR, and our guest today is Michael Cecchi-Azzolina. He spent years in New York as a maitre d’ of some high-end restaurants. He has a new book. It’s called “Your Table Is Ready: Tales Of A New York City Maitre D’.”
This book is full of fascinating, really fun tales of restaurant life. And you did a lot of this in the ’80s, when, as you said, you know, Studio 54 had closed at some point and people started going to high-end restaurants to have a lot of their fun. And it was amazing to me how much drinking was done, you know, by the staff during their shifts – bartenders, servers, others. I mean, did owners know and tolerate this?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Good question. You know, I think it’s an old standard in the business that you know your bartenders are going to steal and drink. And so it depends how much you want to lose…
DAVIES: (Laughter).
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: …And what you’re willing to put up with. Now, do they all do that? No, not at all. But people do drink. The ’80s was like the Wild West in New York City. People were partying. You know, you had Studio 54 that glamorized cocaine and alcohol and sex. And it was the lead-in to the restaurant world.
And if you knew the bartender, you got a drink. Even if you didn’t know the bartender, you got a drink. People drank in places that I worked and other restaurants that I know of, many through the whole shift. We had a bartender that was an ex-New York City policeman, and we used to call him Dr. Dewar’s ’cause he’d polish off a bottle of Dewar’s during a shift. It was standard practice back then.
DAVIES: Well, you know, we’re talking about this in general terms. I mean, you talk about doing it yourself. Even when you were at Le Coucou where – you know, it’s stressful to have to be managing people who want all these exclusive tables and telling people no and trying to get tables cleared in time for the next celebrity to come in. And you say, like, there are times I needed a shot of vodka to keep going. Wow. Can you stay mentally sharp when you’re doing that?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Well, you’re not getting drunk (laughter), for sure. But sometimes, to steady the nerves, about 8:30, 9 o’clock, when you’ve got 50 people waiting at the bar, waiting for a table. And you’re behind. And everyone’s looking at you with the death stare and about to stab you, I would run behind there, get a chilled shot of vodka and go smile, take a deep breath and get right back into it.
DAVIES: Wow.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: And were other people drinking? Yeah, of course. People find a way to do it. Through the years, I’ve had to fire people who were on the floor absolutely drunk. I’ve had situations where service would go down to their locker or out back and have a flask and come up. And by 10, 11 o’clock at night, they were slurring their words. People – it’s a very, very, extremely stressful job. The demands, especially in fine dining with a very high-caliber clientele, it’s incredibly stressful. People are demanding. Even ones that aren’t demanding, you’re held to a standard. And that standard must be abided by.
Restaurants were run, and most – some cases, they still are run like the military. This had to be done precisely this way. Food had to – order had to be taken within five minutes. Drinks had to arrive at the table two minutes after they were ordered. Your entrees had to be served 10 minutes after the appetizers were cleared. Then dessert menus. It was a very strict protocol. Now, when you have a restaurant, when each table is booked to the maximum from 5 to 12 o’clock at night, you need to keep this thing moving straight through the night – plus, dealing with people that want to talk to you.
They have questions. They expect you to be pleasant. Customers that you know, they want to hear about your family and what you did that day. And you need to balance all of this. You’re juggling this. You’re juggling a kitchen that’s very stressed out because they’re trying to put the food out, a maitre d’ at the door who needs tables, customers who are demanding. It is incredibly stressful. And people do go to alcohol and drugs to get through it. Historically, my 40 years in the business, it’s always been that way. Not everyone.
DAVIES: The other thing besides booze and cocaine we find is sex, a lot of it – among staff, among guests, between guests and staff, a lot of this on the premises. Was this everywhere? Did owners know about this stuff?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Did owners know? You know, it’s really tough to say. Look, as we’ve gotten into the 2000s and the teens and all that, and all the incidents that have been documented and caught where owners were actually abusing staff – so obviously, they did know because they were doing it. This didn’t happen back then.
DAVIES: You mean owners were sexually preying upon staff? Is that what you mean?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Yes, preying upon staff. Yeah.
DAVIES: Yeah.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: I mean, they’re documented cases, you know?
DAVIES: Yeah, not – yeah, that’s not unheard of. Yeah.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: The #MeToo movement highlighted many of these. And a couple of owners had to divest themselves from their restaurants because of it. But back then, it was – look, like I said, this is after Studio 54. And it was a party. You had customers coming in handing you hundred-dollar bills with a gram of cocaine in them. They expected you to party with them. And they did. Did the owners know? I can’t imagine that they didn’t know.
But at the Water Club, the general manager was getting as wasted as everybody else and eventually got caught for embezzlement. So from the top down, it was happening. Not necessarily just the owners, but the managers were doing it, absolutely doing it. So it would happen. And you have alcohol. You have drugs. Well, the next logical thing is sex to happen. And it happened quite frequently in very different establishments.
DAVIES: You know, and there are some wild stories here, some involving you that I couldn’t come within a mile of describing on this show. But they make for interesting copy. And, you know, I know that as you kind of got a little older, you eventually married and had a daughter. Has your wife read this stuff? Is this going to be news to her (laughter)?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Yes, she has. I have two daughters. And, yes, she has read this stuff.
DAVIES: OK.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: I have the most wonderful wife in the world. And she’s – you know, she’s read the book in bits and pieces, you know, all the way through and actually helped, you know, do some good editing for me. But only recently has she read the entire – the book in its entirety, straight through. And I’d see her sitting on the couch just laughing through the whole thing. She loved it. And, no, she’s not upset by these stories.
And, look, did I have to put all these stories in? And I thought about this. And I thought long and hard about it. And I had to because I wanted to document this exactly the way it was. It’s not about braggadocio. I’m not the, you know, the high school football quarterback bragging about his exploits. I really wanted people to know what it was and what people went through and the detriment that it caused, not just, you know, the party that it was, because the party ended. It didn’t last. Though, this is for me. But the restaurant, yeah, it’s still ongoing. And there’s cases now that things are still happening, which is crazy to me.
DAVIES: When you say the detriment, what do you mean?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Well, it – people just didn’t last…
DAVIES: Oh.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: …I mean, from the alcohol and from the drugs and AIDS. AIDS hit, and the sex killed people. And I was with a bunch of my co-workers that died because of this. And it was a horrific time. So it had to stop at some point, you know? These things don’t go – they stop till, then, people forget about it and start up again, which I think happened in the 2000s.
DAVIES: One of the other things you describe is the two-minute drill that a restaurant would engage in when the food inspector comes. I mean, you’re not particularly fond of food inspectors. You think that they are more interested in piling up fines than actually protecting the public from serious harm. But when a food inspector was spotted, what would happen in a restaurant?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: It’s a nightmare. It’s – everything stops. That is the worst day of the year for you because – now in New York City, there are letter grades. So you get A, B, C, D, and – or failing. And who doesn’t want an A in that window? You have to post these in the window. So the stress of having an A is incredibly difficult, especially when the system first started. Look, I’ve worked in a lot of restaurants, and many of these restaurants are in very old New York City buildings where it’s very difficult to comply with health standards as they are written. It’s almost impossible, actually. You know you’re not going to hit every point that needs to be hit. So when the health inspector comes in, what you want to do is be as prepared as possible so that the fine you get – and you will get fines, always – is as little as possible so you’re not paying – you know, spending that nice revenue on your health inspector fines.
So what I’ve done in many restaurants is you have a drill. Once the health inspector is spotted and they come in – because they’re wearing a uniform, and they have to show their badge – the word goes out through the dining room. And we’ve used different words in different restaurants – tsunami, souffle, different terms – and to alert the rest of the staff that the inspector’s there. So the maitre d’ or the host – as soon as the inspector comes in, the maitre d’ will stall him as much as possible, and the host will go through the dining room whispering your code word. Let’s say it’s tsunami. So go to the bar – tsunami. The servers – tsunami. Go to the kitchen. And once everyone hears that, they know they have to go to their stations and take care of it.
So bussers will go to the bread station, swipe away all the bread crumbs, throw out all the cut bread ’cause you can’t have cut bread there. There can’t be a crumb in the station. You make sure that’s neat. You run down to the basement. We’ve had managers run down, pick up a vacuum cleaner, and get on their hands and knees vacuuming up mouse poop because there are always mice in restaurants in New York City. It’s impossible to keep them out. The most – the cleanest restaurant, the most – with exterminators and all – cannot stop mice. And there’s always a little piece of poop that you miss. Look, we all try to keep it as clean as possible, but it’s impossible. So someone’s doing that.
Bartenders throw out all the cut fruit at the bar. It just gets thrown out because it’s illegal. It’ll never be up to the temperature that it needs to be. You go into the dairy refrigerator, and you dump out all the milk because in the refrigerator, when you’re making coffee, say cappuccino, the milk is coming in and out. It’s not going to be at the temperature that it’s supposed to be for your health inspector. So that gets thrown out.
In the kitchen, anything that’s ready to cook, that – so you take a piece of fish out of the refrigerator, put it on the sizzle platter – it’s sitting there for the – waiting for the rest of the order to be cooked. So say you’ve got some steaks waiting to be cooked, and then, the fish goes on last. So the fish sits there waiting to be cooked. By the time it left the refrigerator and sat on the counter in that sizzle plate, it’s become illegal because it’s too warm. So if the inspector comes in and puts his thermometer in the fish, you fail that, and it’s more points against you. So every position in the restaurant has a job on basically throwing out a lot of food.
BIANCULLI: Former maitre d’ Michael Cecchi-Azzolina spoke to Dave Davies in 2022. His memoir, “Your Table Is Ready,” is now out in paperback. We’ll hear more after a break. And later, we remember William Whitworth, who was a longtime editor-in-chief of The Atlantic and before that was an editor at The New Yorker. And I’ll review the new MGM+ documentary about Paul Simon which examines his old music about Paul Simon while capturing him making some new music. I’m David Bianculli, and this is FRESH AIR.
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BIANCULLI: This is FRESH AIR. I’m Dave Bianculli, professor of television studies at Rowan University. Let’s get back to our interview with former maitre d’ Michael Cecchi-Azzolina about the decades he spent in the New York restaurant world, most of them at high-end eateries. His memoir “Your Table Is Ready” is now out in paperback. He spoke with Dave Davies in 2022.
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DAVIES: Tell us a little bit about your family.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: I grew – Bensonhurst at the time was very Italian American, and I’m from an Italian American family. I was raised by my mother and didn’t really know anything of my father till many, many, many, many years later. But things I heard about him were not the best in the world. And the – my uncles and cousins and their friends were – and it was a very tough neighborhood. And my uncles and cousins and their friends were all in some way connected to the mob on various different levels. One was a bookie. One would come home and would have jewelry there. I’m not sure what they were doing. I never knew what they did, but I knew they drove Cadillacs and that they always dressed well, and everyone had a fedora, and it was of its time, you know? This is the days of Sinatra and the Rat Pack and Dean Martin, and my whole family looked up to these guys. They were the role models.
DAVIES: Yeah. Describe the Sunday afternoons after Mass at your house.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: So I’d go to church and do my thing and come home. And my mother would be – or my aunts would come over, and they’d be making the sauce and, you know, roast beef, etc. And my uncles would come and they’d sit in the living room and they’d play poker. And this was the beginning of my service career – serving mass was because when you – at church, you’re – it’s called serving as an altar boy, and you’re laying out the linens for the altar, and you’re polishing the gold plates for the communion and for the altar, and you’re filling up the cruets for the wine and the water. And so it’s basically setting up a restaurant. And so that’s – began my career. I’d come home, and my uncles would be there, and they’d be playing poker, and they’d be smoking up a storm. And I would go in there, and I’d clean ashtrays, and I would give them shots of their scotch and take it back to the kitchen, and I would clean the room. And they’d sit there playing poker while the ladies cooked.
BIANCULLI: You know, you mentioned that your mom would work in an office. And there was this guy there who you knew as your Uncle Joe, and people would come for – and line up for a few quiet words with him to take care of some mysterious business. Who was your Uncle Joe? What did you eventually learn?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Well, my mother worked in a real estate office, and in summers she would bring me there. We – you know, we didn’t have much money, so there was no summer camp or anything like that. And I’d just play on the street outside. And this guy, Uncle Joe – you called – you know, you grow up, you call a lot of people your uncle, your – and they’re not. But so he was Uncle Joe.
He would come in every Friday and sit at this desk at the front and people would come in and have a few words with him and leave. And he always came in, and he’d always – you know, he’d see me, go, Mickey, and he’d squeeze my cheek, and he’d hand me a dollar bill, and then it’d be time for lunch. And he’d say, come on, Mikey, let’s go and have lunch.
And we go around to a bar around the corner where he’d walk in, and there’d be a bunch of guys in fedoras. And he walked in, they all kissed him, and I assumed that he was giving them dollar bills as well. I didn’t know. And I’d get propped up on the bar and we’d eat – I’d have a pot roast sandwich that I could taste today. It was the most delicious thing in the world. And that’s what I knew of this guy.
Jump ahead maybe 15, 20 years later, I’m reading the newspaper, and I see on the front of the newspaper, Joe Colombo shot. And I look at it, and I realize that was my Uncle Joe – the head of the Colombo crime family, Joe Colombo. I had no idea.
DAVIES: Wow. Before we completely leave the world of your family and mob connections, you tell a story of working as a maitre d’ in one of the restaurants – this might have been The River Cafe, which was a really high-end place, where you ended up offending a wise guy. You want to tell us the story?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Yeah. It was a quiet night at the restaurant, and I’m sitting down at my table having dinner. And this gentleman comes into the bar, closely followed by a valet who comes up to me and says, Michael, this guy’s drunk. He blocked the door with his car. He won’t give me his keys. We’ve got to get him out of here.
So I turn to the bartender. I give him our signal to cut him off, and he doesn’t do it. He serves him a drink. And the next thing I know, the guy’s sitting there drinking at the bar. Well, I go to the bar to get a glass of water, a glass of wine, and this guy comes over to me – and he’s about 5’8”, 200 pounds – pushes me against the wall. He says, you tried to cut me off. I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you do, but you disrespected me. And I’m going to take care of you.
And at that point, I thought, they’re going to break my legs or they’re going to kill me. The detective comes back, says don’t worry. You know, we’ll get you out of here tonight. I spent the next couple of weeks in absolute fear of my life. Turned out there had to be a sit-down through one of my regular customers who was in one family with another customer who’s in another family. They had a talk, and they came back to me and said, Michael, next time he comes in, you’ve got to go up to him and say, Mr. Anthony, I’m sorry for having disrespected you. Let me buy you a drink, which is what I did.
He came in about a week later to do that. And then he started getting phone calls at the restaurant and wanting special services. And I thought, I am going to be his lapdog for the next, you know, five years. Walk in the restaurant one night, same bartender’s at the bar, smiling. He says, did you see this? He’s holding up a copy of The New York Post and the headline, this guy – mobster was killed. They offed Fat Anthony in some nightclub he was trying to shakedown, and that ended it.
DAVIES: You said one of the things that you would do as maitre d’ is something you call touching the tables.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Yeah.
DAVIES: What is this?
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: It’s – every single table in the restaurant, I would go to, and I would make sure that everything was good that evening. This way – look, if there’s something wrong, tell me. We’ll take care of it. Or you get to meet the guest. I love people. It’s why I do this. I want to create an experience. I want to know who these people are, why they’re there. If they don’t want to be bothered, I walk away. But I just walk in – you touch the table and make sure everything’s OK and move on.
I learned this from the great chef Andre Soltner, whose restaurant, Lutece, was the No. 1 restaurant in America for many, many years. And after every service, Soltner would leave in his starched whites and his toque and go to every single table to check on how things were. You felt as though the pope was there to – greeting you at the end of a meal. It was so wonderful. And I’ve done that my whole career now. I just want to be there and see that the experience is correct ’cause that’s what we do in a restaurant. We provide an experience.
DAVIES: Well, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina, thanks so much for speaking with us.
CECCHI-AZZOLINA: Thank you so much. This has been wonderful to be here.
BIANCULLI: Michael Cecchi-Azzolina speaking with Dave Davies in 2022. Since they spoke, Michael has opened his own restaurant in New York, a modern bar and grill called Cecchi’s. His memoir, “Your Table Is Ready,” is now out in paperback. Coming up, we remember former William Whitworth, who worked first for The New Yorker and then The Atlantic. This is FRESH AIR.
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‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins’ falls before it rises — but then it soars
Tracy Morgan, left, and Daniel Radcliffe star in The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.
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Tracy Morgan, as a presence, as a persona, bends the rules of comedy spacetime around him.
Consider: He’s constitutionally incapable of tossing off a joke or an aside, because he never simply delivers a line when he can declaim it instead. He can’t help but occupy the center of any given scene he’s in — his abiding, essential weirdness inevitably pulls focus. Perhaps most mystifying to comedy nerds is the way he can take a breath in the middle of a punchline and still, somehow, land it.
That? Should be impossible. Comedy depends on, is entirely a function of, timing; jokes are delicate constructs of rhythms that take time and practice to beat into shape for maximum efficiency. But never mind that. Give this guy a non-sequitur, the nonner the better, and he’ll shout that sucker at the top of his fool lungs, and absolutely kill, every time.
Well. Not every time, and not everywhere. Because Tracy Morgan is a puzzle piece so oddly shaped he won’t fit into just any world. In fact, the only way he works is if you take the time and effort to assiduously build the entire puzzle around him.
Thankfully, the makers of his new series, The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, understand that very specific assignment. They’ve built the show around Morgan’s signature profile and paired him with an hugely unlikely comedy partner (Daniel Radcliffe).
The co-creators/co-showrunners are Robert Carlock, who was one of the showrunners on 30 Rock and co-created The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Sam Means, who also worked on Girls5eva with Carlock and has written for 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt.
These guys know exactly what Morgan can do, even if 30 Rock relegated him to function as a kind of comedy bomb-thrower. He’d enter a scene, lob a few loud, puzzling, hilarious references that would blow up the situation onscreen, and promptly peace out through the smoke and ash left in his wake.
That can’t happen on Reggie Dinkins, as Tracy is the center of both the show, and the show-within-the-show. He plays a former NFL star disgraced by a gambling scandal who’s determined to redeem himself in the public eye. He brings in an Oscar-winning documentarian Arthur Tobin (Radcliffe) to make a movie about him and his current life.
Tobin, however, is determined to create an authentic portrait of a fallen hero, and keeps goading Dinkins to express remorse — or anything at all besides canned, feel-good platitudes. He embeds himself in Dinkins’ palatial New Jersey mansion, alongside Dinkins’ fiancée Brina (Precious Way), teenage son Carmelo (Jalyn Hall) and his former teammate Rusty (Bobby Moynihan), who lives in the basement.
If you’re thinking this means Reggie Dinkins is a show satirizing the recent rise of toothless, self-flattering documentaries about athletes and performers produced in collaboration with their subjects, you’re half-right. The show feints at that tension with some clever bits over the course of the season, but it’s never allowed to develop into a central, overarching conflict, because the show’s more interested in the affinity between Dinkins and Tobin.
Tobin, it turns out, is dealing with his own public disgrace — his emotional breakdown on the set of a blockbuster movie he was directing has gone viral — and the show becomes about exploring what these two damaged men can learn from each other.
On paper, sure: It’s an oil-and-water mixture: Dinkins (loud, rich, American, Black) and Tobin (uptight, pretentious, British, practically translucent). Morgan’s in his element, and if you’re not already aware of what a funny performer Radcliffe can be, check him out on the late lamented Miracle Workers.
Whenever these two characters are firing fusillades of jokes at each other, the series sings. But, especially in the early going, the showrunners seem determined to put Morgan and Radcliffe together in quieter, more heartfelt scenes that don’t quite work. It’s too reductive to presume this is because Morgan is a comedian and Radcliffe is an actor, but it’s hard to deny that they’re coming at those moments from radically different places, and seem to be directing their energies past each other in ways that never quite manage to connect.
Precious Way as Brina.
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It’s one reason the show flounders out of the gate, as typical pilot problems pile up — every secondary character gets introduced in a hurry and assigned a defining characteristic: Brina (the influencer), Rusty (the loser), Carmelo (the TV teen). It takes a bit too long for even the great Erika Alexander, who plays Dinkins’ ex-wife and current manager Monica, to get something to play besides the uber-competent, work-addicted businesswoman.
But then, there are the jokes. My god, these jokes.
Reggie Dinkins, like 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt before it, is a joke machine, firing off bit after bit after bit. But where those shows were only too happy to exist as high-key joke-engines first, and character comedies second, Dinkins is operating in a slightly lower register. It’s deliberately pitched to feel a bit more grounded, a bit less frenetic. (To be fair: Every show in the history of the medium can be categorized as more grounded and less frenetic than 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt — but Reggie Dinkins expressly shares those series’ comedic approach, if not their specific joke density.)
While the hit rate of Reggie Dinkins‘ jokes never achieves 30 Rock status, rest assured that in episodes coming later in the season it comfortably hovers at Kimmy Schmidt level. Which is to say: Two or three times an episode, you will encounter a joke that is so perfect, so pure, so diamond-hard that you will wonder how it has taken human civilization until 2026 Common Era to discover it.
And that’s the key — they feel discovered. The jokes I’m talking about don’t seem painstakingly wrought, though of course they were. No, they feel like they have always been there, beneath the earth, biding their time, just waiting to be found. (Here, you no doubt will be expecting me to provide some examples. Well, I’m not gonna. It’s not a critic’s job to spoil jokes this good by busting them out in some lousy review. Just watch the damn show to experience them as you’re meant to; you’ll know which ones I’m talking about.)
Now, let’s you and I talk about Bobby Moynihan.
As Rusty, Dinkins’ devoted ex-teammate who lives in the basement, Moynihan could have easily contented himself to play Pathetic Guy™ and leave it at that. Instead, he invests Rusty with such depths of earnest, deeply felt, improbably sunny emotions that he solidifies his position as show MVP with every word, every gesture, every expression. The guy can shuffle into the far background of a shot eating cereal and get a laugh, which is to say: He can be literally out-of-focus and still steal focus.
Which is why it doesn’t matter, in the end, that the locus of Reggie Dinkins‘ comedic energy isn’t found precisely where the show’s premise (Tracy Morgan! Daniel Radcliffe! Imagine the chemistry!) would have you believe it to be. This is a very, very funny — frequently hilarious — series that prizes well-written, well-timed, well-delivered jokes, and that knows how to use its actors to serve them up in the best way possible. And once it shakes off a few early stumbles and gets out of its own way, it does that better than any show on television.
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How to have the best Sunday in L.A., according to Andy Richter
Andy Richter has found his place.
The Chicago area native previously lived in New York — where he first found fame as Conan O’Brien’s sidekick on “Late Night” — before moving to Los Angeles in 2001. Three years ago, he moved to Pasadena. “Now that I live here, I would not live anywhere else,” he says.
There are some practical benefits to the city. “I am such a crabby old man now, but it’s like, there’s parking, you can park when we have to go out,” Richter says. “The notion of going to dinner in Santa Monica just feels like having nails shoved into my feet.”
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But he mostly appreciates that Pasadena is “a very diverse town and just a beautiful town,” he says.
For Richter, most Sundays revolve around his family. In 2023, the comedian and actor married creative executive Jennifer Herrera and adopted her young daughter, Cornelia. (He also has two children in their 20s, William and Mercy, from his previous marriage.)
Additionally, he’s been giving his body time to recover. Richter spent last fall training and competing on the 34th season of “Dancing With the Stars.” And though he had no prior dancing experience, he won over the show’s fan base with his kindness and dedication, making it to the competition’s ninth week.
He hosts the weekly show “The Three Questions” on O’Brien’s Team Coco podcast network and still appears in films and TV shows. “I’m just taking meetings and auditioning like every other late 50s white comedy guy in L.A., sitting around waiting for the phone to ring.”
This interview has been lightly edited and condensed for length and clarity.
7:30 a.m.: Early rising
It’s hard for me at this advanced age to sleep much past 7:30. I have a 5 1/2-year-old, and hopefully she’ll sleep in a little bit longer so my wife and I can talk and snuggle and look at our phones at opposite ends of the bed, like everybody.
Then the dogs need to be walked. I have two dogs: a 120-pound Great Pyrenees-Border Collie-German Shepherd mix, and then at the other end of the spectrum, a seven-pound poodle mix. We were a blended dog family. When my wife and I met, I had the big dog and she had a little dog. Her first dog actually has passed, but we like that dynamic. You get kind of the best of both worlds.
8 a.m.: Breakfast at a classic diner
Then it would probably be breakfast at Shakers, which is in South Pasadena. It’s one of our favorite places. We’re kind of regulars there, and my daughter loves it. It’s easy with a 5-year-old, you’ve got to do what they want. They’re terrorists that way, especially when it comes to cuisine.
I’ve lived in Pasadena for about three years now, but I have been going to Shakers for a long time because I have a database of all the best diners in the Los Angeles metropolitan area committed to memory. There’s just something about the continuity of them that makes me feel like the world isn’t on fire. And because of L.A.’s moderate climate, the ones here stay the way they are; whereas if you get 18 feet of winter snow, you tend to wear down the diner floor, seats, everything.
So there’s a lot of really great old places that stay the same. And then there are tragic losses. There’s been some noise that Shakers is going to turn into some kind of condo development. I think that people would probably riot. They would be elderly people rioting, but they would still riot.
11 a.m.: Sandy paws
My in-laws live down in Long Beach, so after breakfast we might take the dogs down to Long Beach. There’s this dog beach there, Rosie’s Beach. I have never seen a fight there between dogs. They’re all just so happy to be out and off-leash, with an ocean and sand right there. You get a contact high from the canine joy.
1 p.m.: Lunch in Belmont Shore
That would take us to lunchtime and we’ll go somewhere down there. There’s this place, L’Antica Pizzeria Da Michele, in Belmont Shore. It’s fantastic for some pizza with grandma and grandpa. It’s originally from Naples. There’s also one in Hollywood where Cafe Des Artistes used to be on that weird little side street.
4 p.m.: Sunset at the gardens
We’d take grandma and grandpa home, drop the dogs off. We’d go to the Huntington and stay a couple of hours until sunset. The Japanese garden is pretty mind-blowing. You feel like you’re on the set of “Shogun.”
The main thing that I love about it is the changing of ecospheres as you walk through it. Living in the area, I drive by it a thousand times and then I remember, “Oh yeah, there’s a rainforest in here. There’s thick stands of bamboo forest that look like Vietnam.” It’s beautiful. With all three of my kids, I have spent a lot of time there.
6:30 p.m.: Mall of America
After sundown, we will go to what seems to be the only thriving mall in America — [the Shops at] Santa Anita. We are suckers for Din Tai Fung. My 24-year-old son, who’s kind of a food snob, is like, “There’s a hundred places that are better and cheaper within five minutes of there in the San Gabriel Valley.” And we’re like, “Yeah, but this is at the mall.” It’s really easy. Also, my wife is a vegetarian, and a lot of the more authentic places, there’s pork in the air. It’s really hard to find vegetarian stuff.
We have a whole system with Din Tai Fung now, which is logging in on the wait list while we’re still on the highway, or ordering takeout. There’s plenty of places in the mall with tables, you can just sit down and have your own little feast there.
There’s also a Dave & Buster’s. If you want sensory overload, you can go in there and get a big, big booze drink while you’re playing Skee-Ball with your kid.
9 p.m.: Head to bed ASAP
I am very lucky in that I’m a very good sleeper and the few times in my life when I do experience insomnia, it’s infuriating to me because I am spoiled, basically. When you’ve got a 5 1/2-year-old, there’s no real wind down. It’s just negotiations to get her into bed and to sleep as quickly as possible, so we can all pass out.
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