The_Badwater over at Addicted to Quack was kind enough to answer all of my ridiculous questions on Oregon, the Pac-12, and his knowledge of Midwestern terms like “ope.” Thanks for your thoughts!
There’s something to this entire feature that feels like a blind date or an arranged marriage. Let’s get to know each other.
Pac-12 Culture
This isn’t really a question and more of a prompt for a ragepost: the Pac-12 and George Kliavkoff and realignment and USC/UCLA. What the hell happened? What other conference alternative would you have preferred for Oregon?
George Kliavkoff and USC/UCLA aren’t necessarily the villains in this sordid tale. The demise of the Pac-12 rests at the feet of former commissioner Larry Scott. Scott whiffed badly on two fronts: He did not bring in Oklahoma and Texas when that was an option, and completely screwed up on the structure and streaming of the Pac-12 Network. Your readers should answer a question in their heads: Have you ever seen a game on the Pac-12 Network? Did you even have access to the Pac-12 Network? (I’m obviously referring to before June 30th of this year). I would bet a lot of money – and win a lot of money – by saying your readers would overwhelmingly answer No and No. Scott was never able to get a contract with Direct TV, and that’s the most glaring faux pas of his inability to monetize Pac-12 sports. So while the rest of the country can’t and doesn’t see Pac-12 sports, Larry Scott is enabled by idiot Pac-12 presidents who just rubber stamp his idiocy while everyone watches the Pac-12 sink into the abyss.
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To really get at the root of all this badness, read John Canzano’s coverage of all things Pac-12 and what went wrong. JC was really the first to dig into the things that were wrong and going wrong in the Pac-12, and readers of John Canzano are not at all surprised at what has transpired. Sad, yes. Surprised, no.
I do not have another conference alternative for Oregon. I think that landing in the B1G is a home run for the Ducks.
Was the B1G adding Oregon more or less absurd than adding Rutgers/Maryland in 2014?
Oh, less absurd by far. Love them or/and hate them, everyone knows who the Oregon Ducks are. There’s a tradeoff here – the B1G is not getting a huge TV market that Seattle and Los Angeles are providing; they are getting a college brand that everyone knows. Whether you like them or not, everyone knows the Ducks.
Explain the Oregon/Washington rivalry. How bitter is it? Is there a trophy? If not, show that you understand B1G culture by creating the dumbest trophy imaginable.
OMG, I’m laughing so hard at the dumbest trophy reference and I’m hoping for inspiration during this writing.
There is not a font size large enough for this declaration: OREGON HATES WASHINGTON. I would say that’s always been the case, but I have no basis to support that statement. It’s not just that the fanbase is condescending – they are, and so is USC – it’s that the Seattle media has always been condescending about the Oregon Ducks. Look, I lived with my parents for awhile in the Seattle area between 1990-1993. It was fantastic to be in the middle of the grunge universe while it was happening. But the Don James teams trampled on everything in their path, including Oregon, and even after he resigned in disgrace the fans and media have always acted like it’s their birthright to lord over the lowly Ducks. I was traveling on business to Seattle in 2007 and could only listen to Seattle radio while doing my thing, and meanwhile Dennis Dixon and Co. were killing the huskies 55-34. But you would never know it by listening to the husky radio broadcast or the insufferable Softy. WE HATE washington.
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Meanwhile, while the huskies are basking in their self-inflicted birthright, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Autzen:
The huskies were ranked as high as ninth in 1994, but stumbled badly at the end of the season. Meanwhile, 1994 is the year that the Oregon Ducks began to become relevant in Pac-12 football, and eventually on the national stage. Still, the huskies are a sore spot. Rick Neuheisel and his team stomping on the O in Autzen after winning in 2002 helped to cement the hatred in this rivalry. Probably the only rivalry that exceeds this hate level is Ohio St./Michigan.
I can’t really think of a dumb trophy for this rivalry because a dumb trophy already exists for Oregon/Oregon State: The Platypus. It’s a real trophy and it’s dumb as hell.
What pejorative or insulting nicknames, phrases, or references do we need to know to immediately get under the skin of Washington fans?
0-12.
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How does the UW/Oregon rivalry compare to the Oregon/Oregon State rivalry? How are they different? Which fans are worse?
The two really don’t compare. UW/Oregon have dominated one another at different points in the past 40 years and that’s the only game we consider a rivalry game. Oregon State…not so much. Oregon State is Little Brother to us, and it’s not up to the level of UW/UO. In fact, there are plenty of fans (myself included) that root for the Beavers unless they are playing us. (That’s especially true for fans from 35 years ago to date. Older fans and alumni think of UO/ORst more in terms of being “the” rivalry – but even they save plenty of hate for the huskies). UW fans have always been and always will be worse, for the aforementioned reasons.
Which B1G stadium do you most want to see a game at?
I personally would love to see a game in Happy Valley. I think Penn State fans are awesome and would love to experience that atmosphere.
Duck Culture and Bee One Gee Culture
Would you mind defining the Midwestern term “ope” for us? And if you were leaving a social event, how many times and locations would you need to say goodbye at in order to politely exit the scene?
This is where I have to preface by saying I’m totally a westerner. I’ve lived in only Washington, Oregon, and California, and always within an hour’s drive from the Pacific Ocean. Everyone is an Easterner to me. Colorado is in the west, you say? Denver is 19.5 hours of driving east; so, they be easterners. The Midwest? No, that’s the Mideast to me. Eastern seaboard? You mean the Far East?
If we’re talking the west coast, however, I’ve been everywhere from Blaine to San Ysidro and all points in between. Other than Miami and the Keys, the farthest east I’ve been is Columbia, Missouri. I don’t go east very often.
This admission of half-jests means that I had not a clue what “ope” means. Still don’t, really, just because it doesn’t have a synonymic word or use out here in the West. I only know that because of my good friend Google – I mean, I literally have never heard it used in conversation. That’s one of those curious cultural differences between different places in the country. Exiting a social event is another example. I’ll say bye to the people I know and I’m outta there. My wife is a different story. She is half Apache and came to Oregon From North Carolina by way of Texas and Louisiana, and she has to talk to EVERYONE. She has to say goodbye to EVERYONE. I don’t have that kind of words reservoir. I’m tapped out after 1000 or so words and I’m done. It’s a product of who we are and where we’ve lived, I guess.
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That’s not to say I won’t talk with strangers; it’s just that there has to be a catalyst or a reason for me to start talking with you. I was at the Denver Airport on a layover and told the wife over the phone that I had extended conversations with three different strangers, and she’s always surprised when I do that, because like a true westerner I generally keep to myself. She was all “Wow”, and I said “Yeah, well now I’m out of words and exhausted. Don’t talk to me for a week.”
Our campuses are adjacent to lakes and cornfields and situated in cities big and small and beautiful and also West Lafayette. What’s the Oregon campus like?
The Oregon campus is something of a reflection of Eugene. Eugene is surrounded by hills and mountain foothills on the west, south, and east sides, with the Willamette Valley stretching 100 miles north to Portland. The campus is a one hour drive to the ocean on one side and an hour drive into the Cascades to the nearest ski resort. The UO campus is sprinkled with buildings old and new, and littered with tall douglas fir and redwoods.
Eugene is at the convergence of two rivers: the McKenzie and the Willamette, but it’s the Willamette that runs through campus and past Autzen Stadium. It’s not uncommon to see turkey vultures, bald eagles, or osprey from the upper areas of the stadium.
Head north of Eugene and you’ll immediately hit farmland and there are some good roadside stands and farmers markets.
The cities of Eugene and Springfield are on opposite sides of the Willamette River, and the population total is maybe 260,000 together. That makes the nearest larger city north at about 2 hours (Portland) and south is about 6 hours (Redding, CA). Oh, that’s another quirk about living in Eugene, and the rest of Oregon – Oregon is a much larger and more open state than you might realize, and we describe distance in terms of hours, not miles. Bend is about 2.5 hours east. Medford is about 2 hours and 15 minutes south. And in between is a lot of open country.
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A last word about Eugene is that it’s probably the biggest small town that I’ve ever lived and worked in. Anyone that has lived here for a long enough stretch (I’ve lived here for over 30 years) knows someone who knows someone who knows me. It’s that kind of town.
What sort of tailgating scene is there at Autzen Stadium? What sort of day-of things do fans do that are unique to Oregon?
The tailgating scene isn’t quite what it was 20 or 30 years ago, simply because what was formerly a lot of parking has been eaten up by sports fields and facilities. Tailgating will be spread out into nearby areas and parking lots as well as the reserved parking at the stadium. Most fans will not drive to Autzen, but will instead shuttle from a half dozen or so parking areas in Eugene and Springfield. That’s really the way to go and everyone knows it. Trying to drive near Autzen is a nightmare, and Eugene really has their shuttle system down. I was at the Rose Bowl in 2010, and trying to find a place to park was horrible. Pasadena does not have it together.
I’m a poor resource for tailgating info and what fans do, because I haven’t tailgated in over 20 years. And these days I cover the home games from the press box in Autzen so I’m very much removed from the fan environment, much more so than when I was a season ticket holder.
Why did Oregon ever go away from the Webfoots nickname?
In a sense, they haven’t, because the “Ducks” word came about as a shortened word for the Webfoots. This was probably inspired by two things: Having a live duck as a mascot in the 1920s and 1930s, and because the shortened word meant that you could use larger typeface in your newspaper headlines. Then, in the late 40’s Oregon co-opted the likeness of Donald Duck with a handshake agreement from Walt Disney, and Oregon edged ever closer to being the Ducks.
I think it would be hilarious to have a live duck in a pond by the endzone, but it’s probably for the better because I’d spend too much time watching Puddles.
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What’s the deal with the Duck? Why doesn’t he have a name? Also, why doesn’t he have pants?
The live Duck that we used to have 90 years ago did have a name, Puddles. You can’t really put a name on what is Donald Duck; he’s Donald, right? Except that Oregon has rights to the image, not the name. Naming the Oregon mascot is too problematical, because everyone knows that he’s Donald Duck. He is therefore the Oregon Duck. And I’ve never understood why Donald Duck does not have pants…if I went down that rabbit hole I probably would not be able to escape. Just look away, nothing to see here, folks…
I will say that it shouldn’t be a mystery why the Oregon Duck is the mascot that’s the most recognized in college sports. It’s iconic in a way that the mascots for Colorado, USC, Florida State, and others are, but even more so. I mean, everyone knows who Donald Duck is. A five year old child has no idea what the other sports mascots are, but they know Donald Duck when they see him. You see this especially at basketball games – everyone, regardless of age and even fans from other teams – everyone gravitates to the Oregon Duck and wants to interact with him and take pictures.
My second favorite mascot is the Stanford Tree, and it’s for much the same reason: everyone knows what a tree is. There’s a lot of mascots that I can’t figure out, it’s like what the hell are you? WHAT ARE YOU??
2023 Redux
Last year was a damn good run for Oregon football, between beating the snot out of Colorado to a near-Heisman year for Bo Nix. What was your favorite play/moment/game of last year’s season? What was your favorite Oregon football season/player before 2023?
Without a doubt, the Colorado game was my favorite, especially in the context of the Cinematic Recap:
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You could pick any number of plays from that game. Autzen was on fire, and the Buffaloes never recovered from that beatdown.
Bo Nix is my favorite Duck to date, dude is a class act and shows what it means to be a Duck. It’s too difficult for me to pick a single favorite season, because I have different favorites for different reasons. Favorite players is kind of the same for me, but I’m going to single out LaMichael James. He was always a stud on the field, but did a lot of community and social work that most fans would not know about because he didn’t advertise, he just went out and did it. James owns a Killer Burger restaurant in Eugene. It’s at the Oakway Center on Coburg Road, and is within walking distance of Autzen.
Oregon has had a rotating cast of coaches since Chip Kelly left in the mid-2010s. Taggart lasted a season, Helfrich had his moments, and Cristobal bounced for Miami. What’s the fanbase vibe on Dan Lanning? From an outsider, he seems like his players would run through brick walls for him, but he’s also a little unhinged?
All Oregon fans love Dan Lanning, because he’s a Duck. He’s all-in, and we know it. For the Oregon fans this is a very relaxing breeze. Rich Brooks and Mike Belotti were Ducks, they had the loyalty, if you will, that made them Ducks. Loyalty to the school, loyalty to the fans. Chip Kelly may have had a great run at Oregon, but he was never a Duck. He was kind of snarky and sarcastic, and it was no surprise when he moved on. Helfrich wanted to be a Duck, but he crashed the Ferrari. It’s too bad, because Helfrich bleeds green and yellow. He just isn’t head coach material. Taggart and Cristobal were not Ducks. They bounced when it was convenient. Oregon fans got used to coaches being loyal to the team, school, and players, and it’s not realistic to expect that from coaches and the coaching carousel that happens these days.
Dan Lanning: HOLD MY BEER
Lanning is the coach that Oregon has always wanted and the person/coach that Oregon holds in high esteem. Stories abound about his interacting with people and fans when he’s out and about in Oregon. He’s a winner and has demonstrated – and will continue to demonstrate – his loyalty to the University of Oregon. I can’t fault the chirpers for chirping when a big time head coach position opens up (like Alabama, but it won’t ever be limited to just them), because coaches bolt. All coaches except Dan Lanning, that is. Using “I’m not leaving” and “The grass is damn green in Eugene” is a brilliant recruiting tool, but it’s rooted in Lanning’s sincerity. The Ducks are going to be a problem for other B1G teams for the foreseeable future.
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2024 Schedule
Do you anticipate schedule time zone shenanigans when football starts, like having to play in Maryland at 11 am local or something like that?
Not really. I don’t think we’ll see west coast teams playing quite that early. Even if a game starts at 12:30, it will be far more preferable to having a west coast game that starts at 10:30 pm ET and having no one watch it.
How do you think the schedule worked out? Getting Ohio State at home should be a massive title implications game and at the Big House should be interesting if Michigan can reload. Otherwise, Michigan State/Illinois/Maryland/Wisconsin isn’t a bad draw.
We’re excited at all these matchups, not just this season but in seasons to come. It’s not just the quality of programs, it’s in playing programs that we know nothing about, like Illinois. I’m looking forward to all these games against teams we haven’t seen much of, and now that’s changed. It’s a brave new world.
Who in the B1G could you see a legitimate rivalry with (beyond the former P4 folks)? Which school did you totally forget existed in the conference?
I watch only college football, and don’t really follow the pros at all, so I and the rest of the staff at ATQ know of the teams. It will probably be different for average fans that don’t follow eastern team much, if at all. That’s all going to change.
As for a new rivalry, that’s an organic thing that will have to play out. Circumstances create rivalries and so we’ll see how this goes. But maybe Penn State? We played them in the ‘95 Rose Bowl, so it’s not like the seeds of a potential rivalry don’t exist.
Non-Football
For basketball, what is the level of fan interest? Is Dana Altman on the hot seat? Are the memories of the Final Four run in 2017 still fresh, or has too much time passed?
First off, Dana Altman’s seat isn’t even remotely warm. He’s not a future HOF coach for nothing, and the Ducks have been dealing with very significant injury issues the past two seasons. The memories of all things pre-pandemic are faded; the landscape is much changed from the effects of the transfer portal and NIL. Fan interest can be wishy-washy at times, but that’s to be expected when the team has problems being competitive due to injury. The team will have a very different look this year and we’ll see what happens.
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Which non-football sport is Oregon sneaky-good at? (No, don’t mention track and field).
Volleyball. Head coach Matt Ulmer has put together an excellent program that shows progress every year. The Ducks may not be on the level of Nebraska and Wisconsin, but they are close. I’m very much looking forward to the coming volleyball season.
Ok, sure. Hit us with some Swoosh-sponsored track and field stats.
I’ll hit you with a name: Jaida Ross
https://x.com/GoDucks/status/1807230899748282400
Ross is an Oregon star in the women’s shot put who is from Medford, OR (which I established is about 2 hours and 15 minutes south). She placed third in the Olympic Trials held in Eugene, and will be representing the USA in the upcoming Paris games.
Man, this was a lot of words. I’m exhausted. Don’t talk to me for a week.
The No. 12 Oregon State Beavers open the season against the Michigan Wolverines Friday at Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Arizona.
The Beavers enter the 2026 season with arguably the best pitching rotation in college baseball, a reloaded bullpen, three returning starters in the field and six newcomers. But the expectations of returning to Omaha remain the same.
They’re a unanimous top 15 team, featuring preseason All-American pitchers Dax Whitney and Ethan Kleinschmit and several others on preseason award watch lists.
OSU will play four games in Arizona this weekend, bookended by Michigan with Arizona and Stanford on Saturday and Sunday, respectively. The Beavers are 5-0 all-time against the Wolverines.
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Oregon State went 12-5-1 in neutral-site games last season.
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No. 12 Oregon State Beavers vs. Michigan Wolverines
When: 1 p.m., PT Friday, Feb. 13
Where: Surprise Stadium, Surprise, Arizona
TV channel: The game is not televised.
How to watch live stream online: The game will be streamed live by FloSports. Visit osubeavers.com for a direct link to the game and subscription information.
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The two pieces of animal skin, joined by a strip of cord, date back more than 12,000 years.
The entrance of Cougar Mountain Cave where artifacts were found dating back to more than 12,000 years old and where the oldest known sewn material was found.
Brent McGregor
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Illustrations and images of sewn hide and other hide items from Cougar Mountain Cave in central Oregon. The items are thought to be the oldest examples of sewn material ever discovered, dating back more than 12,000 years.
Richard L Rosencrance
Researchers in Oregon and Nevada have determined that artifacts found inside Cougar Mountain Cave in Central Oregon are the oldest known examples of sewn hide. The items were preserved inside dry caves for more than 12,000 years and provide rare examples of what researchers say is likely early clothing dating back to the late Ice Age.
The collection of 55 items includes bone sewing needles, braided cord made from plant fibers, and sharpened projectile points. But the most notable among them are the two pieces of animal skin stitched together with cord that are older than anything else like them found in the world.
The sewn hides were interpreted to be “the margin of a piece of tight-fitted clothing, moccasin, bag or container, or part of a portable shelter,” according to the researchers’ analysis, published Feb. 4 in the journal Science Advances.
“Being able to get a glimpse of what those things are really like and confirming what raw materials, what plants and animals they used to make these things, is hardly ever attainable,” said lead author Richie Rosencrance, a researcher based at the University of Nevada, Reno, who also works closely with the University of Oregon.
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Rosencrance’s co-authors included researchers from the University of Oregon and Eastern Oregon University.
While it’s rare to find items made from plants, wood and hide that have been preserved for so long, this research illustrates the deep ties that Indigenous people in Oregon have to their home, Rosencrance said. For example, the artifacts they studied show techniques still used today for basketry by members of the Klamath and Paiute tribes.
“This is kind of chronicling almost 12,000 years of shared technological knowledge,” he said.
Members of the Confederated Tribes of the Warm Springs and the Klamath Tribes could not immediately be reached for comment.
Artifacts made from organic materials usually decay. The items the researchers studied were found inside three cave sites in Central Oregon that are exposed to so little moisture they had been preserved since the Younger Dryas period, between 11,700 and 12,900 years ago during a cold period near the end of the last Ice Age.
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Cougar Mountain Cave, the Paisley Caves and the Connley Caves were used by people as temporary shelter across generations, Rosencrance said, hence the expansive collection of artifacts found there.
Such items “are extremely rare in Pleistocene archeological sites, limiting our ability to construct detailed models of population diasporas and cultural responses to climate change,” the paper reads.
The artifacts themselves were found decades ago. The sewn hide artifacts found inside Cougar Mountain Cave were recovered by a nonprofessional in the 1950s, Rosencrance said. Over the decades, they went from private ownership to the Favell Museum in Klamath Falls, where the team of researchers began studying them and used radiocarbon dating to determine their approximate age.
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Statesman Journal reporter talks Oregon State baseball’s season-opener
The Oregon State Beavers open their baseball season Feb. 13 against Michigan in Surprise, Arizona.
The 2026 Oregon State baseball season is set to begin.
The No. 12 Beavers will open their season at 1 p.m. Feb. 13 against Michigan in Surprise, Ariz., competing in the first of four games at the College Baseball Series. Oregon State then plays Arizona, Stanford and Michigan again on consecutive days.
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All games will be available to stream on FloCollege.com with a subscription.
This year marks the 12th straight year that the Beavers have opened in Surprise. Oregon State is 10-1 in the previous 11 season-openers there, with the only loss coming at the hands of New Mexico in 2023.
Against Michigan, Oregon State holds a perfect 5-0 all-time record.
OSU meets former Pac-12 foes in Arizona and Stanford. The three make up for nine of the last 12 Pac-12 champions dating to 2012.
It’s a weekend full of some high-quality competition, and the Beavers are eager to get the season rolling.
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“No matter what, you still feel those feelings of excitement to watch the guys get to go out and play,” OSU coach Mitch Canham said. “We’re ready to go play someone else.”
Oregon State personnel ready for the weekend
Oregon State’s probable starting pitcher against Michigan is sophomore Dax Whitney.
Whitney was named a preseason first-team all-American by D1Baseball.com, spent last fall on a tour of Japan with Team USA and posted a freshman year win-loss record of 6-3 with a 3.40 earned-run average that earned him all-American honors.
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OSU junior Ethan Kleinschmit, like Whitney a preseason all-American, is expected to follow against Arizona.
“We’ve landed on (Whitney) and then (Kleinschmit),” Canham said. “A lot of it early on is what are our needs day one, day two.”
Canham said he’s reluctant to name starters for Sunday and Monday’s games, in case the bullpen or starting rotation gets called upon.
The OSU pitching staff as a whole has been making noise as one of the top staffs in the nation heading into the season, but the offense is prepared, too.
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A slew of new players joined the Beavers in the offseason, including transfers from top programs around the country and highly touted recruits beginning their collegiate careers.
The insurgence of talent provides Canham and the OSU coaching staff with the flexibility of numerous options at multiple positions around the field, something Canham said he hopes to do in the early season bouts.
“I do like the depth that’s provided out there at every position,” Canham said. “How we go about our defensive work too — guys are constantly moving … it’s matchups.”
Canham said several factors will go into picking a day’s lineup, including recovery, matchups and motivation.
“The more present we are with the guys, we’ll have a handle on who’s ready to go out and compete,” Canham said. “There’s going to need to be adjustments throughout the season, player to player and moment to moment.”
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Examples being the catcher slot, with two quality options in seniors Bryce Hubbard or Jacob Galloway, both of whom bring experience to the table.
Or in the outfield, where Goss Stadium staple Easton Talt in right field is joined by several strong outfield additions from both the portal and freshman class.
“We’ve encouraged our guys in that even if we do have a bump, you should feel really good because you know you’ve got a guy right next to you on your right, and a guy on your left who can also do that job at a high level,” Canham said. “And if what we’re focused on is the team being successful, that’s a great place to be.”
Landon Bartlett covers Oregon State and high school sports at the Statesman Journal. He can be reached at LBartlett@statesmanjournal.com or on X, TikTok or Instagram @bartlelo.