A 45-foot statue of a nude woman is the newest — and tallest — resident of San Francisco’s Embarcadero Plaza.

The artwork, titled “R-Evolution,” was unveiled with music, lights and performance art Thursday, courtesy of the public art nonprofit Illuminate. Designed to glow at night and appear to “breathe” via internal motors, the statue was meant to represent strength and compassion.

Instead, it’s sparked backlash, internet memes and questions about the city’s priorities.

Originally created for Burning Man in 2015 by sculptor Marco Cochrane, the stainless steel figure now stands outside the Ferry Building, casting a long (and anatomically detailed) shadow over a city where fewer and fewer people seem impressed by spectacle.

While some see the statue as empowering, many San Franciscans see it as another example of the city misreading the room.

Social media lit up after a video by influencer Collin Rugg went viral showing a cherry picker being awkwardly hoisted between the statue’s legs during installation. Commentators quickly had a field day.

“Nothing says ‘reviving downtown’ like a 45-foot naked lady getting rear-end surgery,” wrote one user. Another deadpanned, “This picture kind of embodies the spirit of San Francisco — head up a–.”

The statue was installed just blocks from areas dealing with visible homelessness, open-air drug use and boarded-up storefronts. While the art world might call that “juxtaposition,” many residents simply call it tone-deaf.

Bruce Lou, the Republican challenger to Nancy Pelosi in the last congressional election, was blunt.

“I don’t know where to begin about the misplaced priorities for the city of San Francisco,” Lou said. “They seem like they are focused on absolutely everything except the things that matter.” 

Lou questioned Pelosi’s connection to the city, noting, “I’m not even sure Pelosi knows about the statue. She’s originally from Baltimore and spends almost all her time in D.C., so the city and her constituents aren’t on the top of her mind.”

John Dennis, the former San Francisco GOP chair and current CAGOP Chair of Chairs, offered an even sharper assessment.

“The city named after St. Francis is now dominated by the feminist, anti-male agenda. The results speak for themselves,” he said. “A giant, naked woman blocking the proud, iconic Ferry Building is a perfect metaphor for San Francisco these days.”

The backlash wasn’t limited to conservatives, however.

In a KQED commentary, “Nobody Asked for This,” arts editor Sarah Hotchkiss wrote, “As I gazed up at this monumental steel and mesh sculpture on Thursday, I felt embarrassed for the city of San Francisco. One of several problems with R-Evolution is that we are all the audience for this thing, and no one asked us if we wanted it.”

Her critique adds to a growing chorus of San Franciscans across the political spectrum questioning how and why this was made a civic priority.

According to the most recent point-in-time count from the city, over 8,300 people are experiencing homelessness in San Francisco.

The city plans to spend nearly $690 million on housing and homelessness programs in the upcoming fiscal year. Encampments are still widespread in areas like the Tenderloin, SoMa and the Mission.

Violent crime dropped 14% citywide last year, and car break-ins have hit a 22-year low, a surprising development in a city where “smash-and-grab” once felt like a daily ritual.

But gun violence has ticked up 5%, and despite stepped-up law enforcement, public safety remains a top concern. 

Vacant storefronts and empty streets downtown make even the most optimistic “revitalization” pitch feel a bit like performance art itself.

Drug enforcement is also up in 2025, with arrests and citations related to narcotics up nearly 40% compared to early 2024.

Still, critics argue that enforcement without addiction treatment or shelter options often just moves the problem around without solving it.

“R-Evolution” is expected to remain in place for at least six months and possibly up to a year.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital’s request for comment.