Good morning/evening, ladies & gents & non-binary folks. I wrote most of the parody below when the score was 13-5, only for the Twins to put...
(Had a bit of an adventure in covering the game tonight…) . Out in New England, a town we’ll call “Bristol,” I was at home with...
This game was an embarrassing turd;We all vomited.We should’ve been swinging up there,Not just taking awful strikes — umps don’t help.All in all it was a...
