Arizona
Twins 8, Diamondbacks 3: Powered up
(Had a bit of an adventure in covering the game tonight…)
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Out in New England, a town we’ll call “Bristol,”
I was at home with the game on TV.
Nighttime had found me at home on the sofa
Ready to write what Monitto would see.
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Top of the first saw a dozing Monitto,
Larnach reached third but the lumber went slack.
During commercials it fast began raining;
Lightning soon flashed and the telly went black.
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Thunder was rumbling; no light would turn on,
Branches blew strong in the wind;
Losing the Wi-Fi with thunderstorms ride I
Sought fast a solution, my humor chagrined.
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As it rained there, I
Went for a light from my room up in “Bristol,”
Unplugged my laptop in case of a surge.
I switched to my cell phone in hope for a signal;
To cover this game was my singular urge.
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Then to my fortune, my phone caught the signal;
Quickly I flipped to the game as it aired.
Only had missed barely half of an inning;
Back to the site where more comments were shared.
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Top of the second, the bases were full,
Not a sole batter had gone.
Up came Miranda: a swing mighty grand, a
Shot clearing the bases – the rout it was on.
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Innings passed, and
The Twins, they all hit with the crack of a pistol;
Soon we had six runs with none for our foe.
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Out here in “Bristol,” the weather was mirthless;
Not so the offense alive in the West.
Five of our batters had hits in the plural;
All are the STUDS tonight, each is the best.
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(I’d better name them or else you’d get mad;
Two each for Willi and Trev;
Three for Santana, Correa, Miranda:
Clearly a night for their motors to rev.
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And the last of
The studs is the starter who shined like a crystal,
Gunning down batters with masterly ease.)
Only one DUD, and that’s Eversource Power:
Guys, fix the damn electricity, please!
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(Yes, I’m aware there are too many line breaks;
Can’t get it right when you type in your phone.
Give it a day and I’ll clean up the format;
Meanwhile we’re still in the powerless zone.)
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Oh, and the Comment, the Top of the Game:
It has to be Fillmore’s, I think.
Feeling so arty, he parodied Marty;
When I’ve got power, I’ll add in the link.
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But concluding
The game came as fast as a midsummer mist’ll:
Four bullpen arms not allowing a hit.
No need to score, not a bit or a trifle,
Leading by five when your pitching won’t quit.
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Now it is over, Monitto is sleepy.
(Call this a guide for pronouncing my name.)
Surely tomorrow’s another to rise for;
Meanwhile tonight, get some rest, and…
…good game.
Cardinals’ Burch shares what he learned as a rookie in 2025
Arizona Cardinals second-year player Jordan Burch says his defensive line teammates have formed a bond heading into the 2026 NFL season.
Last year in early July, Cardinals edge rusher Jordan Burch was a rookie third-round draft pick out of Oregon who was looking forward to his first NFL training camp and eventual first season.
That rookie year is behind him now, and Burch has identified what he needs to improve on heading into his second season. He said he now knows what to expect and look for, and after talking with outside linebackers coach Matt Feeney, Burch built an offseason plan with which he was comfortable.
“I don’t think anything was like a surprise,” Burch said on Thursday, July 9, at the Cardinals’ Tempe headquarters. “I kind of know what to prep for, so this offseason I can look at my old plays, and then I can call my coach and tell him, from last year to this year, what does he want to see on the field.”
Burch seeks to improve his pass rush. He played in all 17 games last season and had five solo tackles with a sack, and also broke up three passes.
Much of his position was dropping into pass coverage, so Burch looks to recognize pass catchers’ routes better in 2026. He gets help from veteran Josh Sweat, who is there to answer questions about the position they share.
“Every week, every game going against somebody good,” Burch said about takeaways from last season. “The talent of the quarterbacks. We’re playing the Rams, how quickly they get the ball out.”
Burch looks forward to building a stronger bond with his teammates, having invited some of them for dinner or to watch TV. He said he was happy with his progress as a player throughout last season.
The Cardinals open training camp Wednesday, July 22, at State Farm Stadium. It’s a week earlier than most teams because Arizona plays the Carolina Panthers in the Aug. 6 Hall of Fame Game in Canton, Ohio.
Cardinals legend Larry Fitzgerald will be among those inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame Aug. 8.
A new study has ranked Arizona as one of the worst states to move to for two years in a row, largely due to what it calls a poor quality of life.
The study conducted by Consumer Affairs analyzed the best states to move to in the United States, putting Arizona at the bottom of the list.
Before Arizonans get too defensive about the Grand Canyon State, Consumer Affairs used factors such as affordability, safety, economic strength and education to measure each state, leaving out factors like entertainment, retirement benefits and other considerations that may be important to people living here.
Popular states such as California and New York also landed at the bottom of the list due to their lack of affordability, even though they both have some of the best health care and education in the nation, Consumer Affairs noted.
Here’s why the study says you shouldn’t move to Arizona. Do you agree?
Why you shouldn’t move to Arizona
Arizona ranked No. 10 out of the worst states to move to, scoring especially poorly in quality of life.
Quality of life was measured by the state’s Social Progress Index, average air quality, weather, environmental protection and number of national parks. Due to Arizona’s extreme summers and Phoenix’s consistently poor air quality, it’s easy to see why Arizona ranked No. 44 in quality of life out of 50 states, even though the Grand Canyon is one of the most popular national parks in the nation.
However, Arizona also ranked poorly in other categories, sitting at No. 42 in health care and education, No. 41 in safety and No. 34 in affordability out of 50 states.
There was one category Arizona did impressively well in, ranking No. 5 in economic strength even as one of the youngest states in the country. Still, Arizona’s economic power wasn’t enough to boost its ranking.
Top 10 worst states to move to
Arizona wasn’t alone; some of the biggest states in the country were also considered the worst states to move to in 2026.
- New Mexico
- Louisiana
- California
- Arkansas
- Oklahoma
- Nevada
- Alaska
- Mississippi
- Oregon
- Arizona
Top 10 best states to move to
- Utah
- New Hampshire
- Idaho
- Minnesota
- Massachusetts
- Maine
- North Dakota
- Pennsylvania
- Iowa
- South Dakota
PHOENIX — Arizona’s ACA marketplace enrollment fell from 363,000 to just over 255,000 in a single year — a nearly 30% decline and the third-largest annual drop in the country.
Rising premiums and expired tax credits are driving the trend, with the average benchmark plan premium in Arizona now at $532 — up 30% from 2025.
In the player above, ABC15 Data Analyst Garrett Archer takes a look inside the numbers on how healthcare premiums are impacting health insurance enrollment.
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