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Watching the Premier League from LA’s futuristic sports bar – and a restricted-view seat

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You may have seen the clips going viral on social media. The fans watching sporting events indoors, on a huge screen that makes them feel as though they are in the stadium of their choice. It’s a venue that has been frequented by the likes of Hollywood actor Danny DeVito and has transformed the way top-level European football can be consumed in the United States.

So, how does Cosm, as the new concept is known, compare to the real thing? The Athletic found out. We sent Pablo Maurer to Cosm Los Angeles to take in Fulham vs Arsenal yesterday, while Caoimhe O’Neill watched the action in person from the crowd at Fulham’s Craven Cottage stadium.


Maybe more than any other city in the United States, Los Angeles is a monument to American scale, dotted with outsized landmarks: the famed hillside Hollywood sign, a spaceship-sized football stadium and a host of other monuments to outsized kitsch.

Cosm Los Angeles, then, fits right in. It is ostensibly a sports bar but feels a bit more like a theme park, featuring an 87ft (26.5m) wide video screen that completely and totally immerses you. Cosm takes the American obsession with making nearly every sporting event a “premium” experience to the extreme, plopping you down on a couch, essentially, in what appears to be the middle of a stadium on another continent.

Just hours after I finished covering Major League Soccer’s championship match elsewhere in the city on Saturday night — among the most authentic footballing experiences you can have in the United States — I hopped in my car at 5am to watch Fulham take on Arsenal from 5,000 miles (nearly 9,000km) away in Cosm. I nursed my hangover with a $15 (almost £12) bloody mary and a $17 slice of avocado toast, alongside Americans who’ve shunned MLS in favour of the real version of the sport, as they sometimes say.

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Clips taken inside Cosm have gone a bit viral on social media and the surrounding narrative is that it’s the closest you can get to a true matchday experience without the trouble of attending the match itself. In America, it’s an easy sell to Premier League supporters, many of whom rarely, if ever get a chance to visit their chosen club’s home ground.


Remnants of Storm Darragh batter Fulham fans as they make their way down the steps at Putney Bridge station.

They are met by calls of “Get your matchday scarves” and others trying to offload spare match tickets. It is 35 minutes until the 2pm kick-off but nobody seems in any great rush, even in the rain, as the last few Arsenal supporters finish their pints of beer and leave The Eight Bells pub.


Fans walk from Putney Bridge station to Fulham’s ground (Caoimhe O’Neill/The Athletic)

As throngs of fans make their way over the River Thames, via Putney Bridge itself, and towards Craven Cottage there is one man going against the crowd, awkwardly carrying a Christmas tree. In Bishops Park, the green railings that overlook the fast-moving river guide us towards the stadium.

Among those making that muddy walk are Charles Singer and his daughter Kirsty. The 72-year-old Scotsman is an Arsenal fan but became a member at Fulham after finding it difficult to get tickets to Arsenal games at the Emirates Stadium. They will be sitting in the new Riverside Stand — which incredibly includes a sky deck, rooftop terrace and a swimming pool. “I hope Emile Smith Rowe (formerly of Arsenal) scores for Fulham today but my heart wants an Arsenal win as much as I love watching Fulham,” says Charles, who has made the 93-mile (150km) journey from Bath, in the west of England.

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Craven Cottage is a sight to behold. It is (parts of it anyway) the oldest football stadium in London and also one of the most aesthetically pleasing. The Johnny Haynes Stand — which is cornered by the actual cottage to which the ground bears its name — has slim turnstile entrances built into the surrounding brickwork. With 15 minutes until kick-off, fans bundled up against the winter weather are queuing up to squeeze through these slight openings in a wall which bears classic Fulham crests.

“Everyone knows Pam Wilson,” one Fulham fan says as he buys a matchday programme.

Pam, another Scot, has been selling programmes from the same spot on Stevenage Road for 26 years. The Athletic finds her as she is giving dog treats to a ginger labrador. “I bring treats for the dogs and sweets for the kids. You have to give back to the community,” the 51-year-old says. “I have loved Fulham ever since I first came here in 1997.

“I sell programmes outside Stamford Bridge before Chelsea games too (the two stadiums are only a couple of miles apart in west London) but I’m Fulham 100 per cent. I get regular customers who have been buying programmes from me for years. People are superstitious. When they buy a programme here and Fulham don’t win I get moaned at, but then if I’m not here one week they moan and groan. I love the banter.”


Let’s get this out of the way: there is no way, really, to convey the scale of the screen at Cosm.

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You are essentially sitting inside of it, so to speak, as it cycles through four different camera angles beamed directly from, in this case, Craven Cottage. The Cosm space is split into three levels and my ticket has placed me on the second one, just to the left of the centerline.

The place is far from full, this is a 6am local time start on a Sunday, but there are still quite a few fans in attendance, and most of them are supporting Arsenal. Fulham, though, have always had a special place in the hearts of the American soccer fan, from the days of Brian McBride, Carlos Bocanegra and Clint Dempsey to Tim Ream, Antonee Robinson and owner Shahid Khan more recently, and today, the Los Angeles chapter of their American fan club is in attendance. All six or so of them.

When Raul Jimenez gets the opener for Fulham about 10 minutes in, they explode, drawing groans from the Arsenal fans in attendance.


The scale of the screen at Cosm is incredible (Pablo Maurer/The Athletic)

“Atmosphere is atmosphere,” says Todd Petty, who sits alongside his father Mark, also a Fulham supporter. They have been to Craven Cottage many times. “If we were sitting in the Putney End or the Hammersmith End or the Riverside, it would be different. But for us to be sitting here in the crowd, and to hear the chants and the cheering, to join in, it does give you a bit of that experience.”

Moments later, that tiny bit of magic disappears when an issue with the feed from across the Atlantic causes the picture to drop out completely for about five minutes. It’s a bit of a reality check.

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After managing to get into the ground with two minutes to spare before kick-off, we’re hearing referee Chris Kavanagh being called “useless” by one Fulham fan within a minute of the opening whistle being blown. The stand we’re in is old and the view, despite our ticket costing £81 ($103), is so restricted I have to watch the action through and around a metal pillar when Arsenal are on the attack, which is for the majority of the first half — until I move into an empty seat further along the row.

When Mexico international Jimenez scores with Fulham’s first shot from their initial attack, his country’s flag is unfurled by fans in the Riverside Stand behind the two dugouts. A little boy in a Fulham shirt jumps into his mother’s arms to celebrate as Jimenez dances in front of the Arsenal fans — much to their frustration.

Arsenal forward Bukayo Saka is jeered and told to “f*** off” when he volleys a shot into the Hammersmith End as rain swirls into all four stands.

The visitors from across London remain 1-0 down as their fans in the away end chant, “You only came to see the Arsenal play.” One Fulham supporter enjoys (even if the Arsenal contingent can’t directly hear him) pointing out, “We came to see Fulham!” When Smith Rowe takes a heavy touch, he is reminded by another in the home crowd that he doesn’t play for Arsenal anymore — as though he has somehow forgotten.


The service at Cosm was great, albeit a little slow. The staff were friendly and attentive, in keeping with the luxury experience the place is seeking to provide. Top-level pro sports in the United States long ago became a product for the wealthy, and Cosm fits that mold quite well.

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To the general public, my seat on level two of the place would cost nearly $90 (£70), about twice what you’d pay for a cheap ticket to an LAFC match in MLS at their stadium down the street. Cheaper options are available if you’re willing to stand or mill about the overflow areas.

I have a coffee, a bloody mary and a piece of avocado toast. The food and drink, frankly, were excellent but again, the items would set me back nearly $40. I cannot think of a single sports team I would pay a combined $150 (£117) to support in a single regular-season game, even in person, though maybe that’s just a personal problem.

As halftime approaches, I stroll outside, to the venue’s deck, which provides an absolutely, positively spectacular view of the surrounding hills. Cosm overlooks SoFi Stadium, home of the NFL’s Rams and Chargers, and the streets below are already dotted with Rams fans who’ve queued up for their game against the Buffalo Bills, which kicks off in five or six hours.

The dude next to me takes a hit off of a weed pen. It’s a little early for that, in my view, but Arsenal have indeed been tough to watch today.


On 43 minutes, some fans head to the concourse to beat the half-time rush for £7.20 ($9) pints and £7 ($8.92) chicken and sage pies.

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When the rest of us head down into the cramped space beneath the old wooden seats shortly afterwards, it takes the majority of the 15-minute break to get served. Most opt for pre-poured pints of Camden Hells lager. Others munch £9.50 ($12) jumbo hot dogs. Back-to-back hot chocolate orders mean one server disappears to the end of the bar for long waits at the hot water station. There are also a lot of requests for Bovril, a beef-flavoured drink that’s a staple of English football winters, to tend to.


Fans queue for food and drink at half-time at Craven Cottage (Caoimhe O’Neill/The Athletic)

Those in the seats closest to the pitch are paying for it today with damp coats and jackets. The head steward hands plastic rain ponchos to those colleagues whose stations mean they are not under shelter. Being closer to the pitch does mean you can more crisply hear the ball being kicked and see small clumps of turf stick up into the air as Martin Odegaard sprays a pass through the rain.


Technical problems plague the feed again in the second half at Cosm, leading the small crop of Fulham supporters to break into a “What’s the WiFi password?” chant, drawing laughter and groans from the Arsenal fans in attendance.

When the feed works, it is truly spectacular.

For years, I’ve watched matches from the press box, and I’ve always appreciated the high angle from there, the way it allows you to see the match holistically. Oftentimes your eyes will wander and you’ll see plays develop off the ball, something so frequently lacking from the broadcast feed. At Cosm, other curious bits add to the viewing experience: fans who appear on the screen are larger than life and you can sometimes see them using their phone or chatting with each other.

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The feed from Craven Cottage goes down at Cosm (Pablo Maurer/The Athletic)

The four-camera setup is managed by Cosm staff and one of those views comes from directly behind the goal, which proved to be my favourite. You can study players at the near post as they relay defensive tactics and watch the goalkeeper position his defenders. Arsenal score their second goal (later disallowed) on a corner kick, and my view of the action could not have been closer:


There is a lot more rain and plenty more expletives in the second half from the home fans — especially after William Saliba levels the scores. Arsenal midfielder Jorginho’s shouts of “Stay there” to forward Gabriel Martinelli are audible from across the ground. His advice works, seemingly, as Martinelli cuts in from the right to provide the cross for Saka’s would-be winning goal, though it turns out the Brazilian was offside in the build-up.

Before they knew that, the Arsenal fans wildly celebrated. Some even used the rain-soaked plastic partition that kept them separated from the Fulham fans in the Putney End as a water slide to get closer to the pitch. Saka was mobbed by his team-mates. Some Fulham fans couldn’t sit through the pain of it and got up to leave.

When the video assistant referee reviewed the goal and chalked it off, some of them — but not all — returned to their seats to watch the final few minutes of the game.

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A restricted view at Craven Cottage (Caoimhe O’Neill/The Athletic)

The Arsenal supporters tried to put the disappointment behind them as their team put together some late attacks but it was the Fulham ones who banged their feet to create a rumbling sound as the visitors’ Declan Rice stood over a free kick on the left side of the pitch. They seemed pleased with themselves when the ball curled into the away end behind the goal and Rice covered his face with his hands.


Cosm, quite simply, isn’t much like being at a sporting event in person. The people who run the place, though, will often tell you that it isn’t supposed to be. It is something else entirely, feeling a bit more like a 3D movie than going to a game. Elements of the matchday experience are there, of course — the supporters, the food and drink, all that — but at the end of the day it’s still a very sterile environment, not quite as, um, seasoned as the surroundings at Craven Cottage.

Still, if you’re the type of person who likes lighting money on fire, it’s worth checking out. The technology is undeniably crazy and is absolutely Cosm’s selling point.

In the end, it feels a lot less like Anfield, Old Trafford or any other stadium and more like something plucked out of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I’ll stick to attending matches in person when I can.


Heading back through Bishops Park, the mud is even worse than it was pre-match as fans disperse in the direction of Putney Bridge and the station it gives its name to. Drizzly rain is ever-present as both sets of supporters rejoice and lament. Groups of Arsenal fans argue among themselves about whether or not they are in or out of the title race after failing to win today.

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The sellers of half-and-half scarves have an urgency in their voice knowing the time to shift remaining Fulham vs Arsenal merchandise is fleeting.

Those same Arsenal fans head to The Eight Bells to continue their debrief. Fulham fans heading onto the Tube with mud-covered shoes seem pretty happy with the point.

(Top photos: Craven Cottage’s restricted views and Cosm Los Angeles: Caoimhe O’Neill and Pablo Maurer/The Athletic)

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Bryce Harper hits for cycle, Kyle Schwarber blasts three homers in Phillies blowout win over Mets

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The Phillies’ turnaround following the dismissal of manager Rob Thomson reached a new milestone when two of the franchise’s biggest stars delivered a historic performance.

Kyle Schwarber launched three home runs, including two in the third inning, while Bryce Harper completed the cycle to add yet another achievement to his accomplished career.

The offensive explosion powered Philadelphia to a 15-3 rout of the New York Mets on Saturday, as the Phillies continued their surge and received a signature performance from two of the game’s most recognizable stars.

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Philadelphia Phillies’ Kyle Schwarber celebrates his home run with Bryce Harper during the third inning against the New York Mets in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on June 20, 2026. (Chris Szagola/AP)

Schwarber’s first home run traveled 456 feet, while his second blast of the third inning measured 457 feet off Mets reliever Cionel Pérez.

He capped his night with a two-run homer in the seventh inning. Schwarber’s major league-leading home run total climbed to 28, and the performance marked the fifth three-homer game of his career.

Cristopher Sanchez allowed one earned run in six innings to lower his ERA to 1.80.

It’s his 23rd straight start at Citizens Bank Park in which he allowed two earned runs or fewer, the second-most such starts by a pitcher at the same ballpark in MLB history since 1913, trailing only Jacob deGrom’s 24 at Citi Field for the Mets from Sept. 9, 2019 to Aug. 31, 2022.

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Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber of the Philadelphia Phillies leave the field after defeating the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on June 20, 2026. (Rob Tringali/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Schwarber is the 67th player in major league history and second this season with multiple home runs in an inning, joining Houston’s Yordan Alvarez on June 12.

Schwarber is the fourth Phillies player to hit two home runs in an inning, along with Trea Turner (Aug. 19, 2023), Von Hayes (June 11, 1985) and Andy Seminick (June 2, 1949).

Philadelphia Phillies designated hitter Kyle Schwarber hits a solo home run in the bottom of the third inning against the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on June 20, 2026. (Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

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Meanwhile, Harper hit a solo home run in the first inning, his 16th of the year. He doubled and singled in the third, then hit a two-run triple to the gap in left-center field in the fifth for his first career cycle and the 11th in Phillies history.

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The Phillies and Mets will wrap up their three-game series Sunday night, with first pitch set for 7:20 p.m. ET.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

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2026 World Cup guide: Full TV schedule, game previews, results and standings

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The 2026 FIFA World Cup is well into the second run of group play, with every team still eager to post wins and most looking to secure a place in the knockout stage.

Here’s everything you need to know about matches being played Sunday, Monday and Tuesday in the 48-team tournament across the U.S., Mexico and Canada (all times Pacific). Tuesday’s matches will conclude the first two games of group play for every team at the World Cup.

Sunday’s Group G matchups:

Belgium vs. Iran

Belgium's Romelu Lukaku, right, is challenged by Egypt's Ramy Rabia during a World Cup Group G match on June 15.

Belgium’s Romelu Lukaku, right, is challenged by Egypt’s Ramy Rabia during a World Cup Group G match on June 15.

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Where: SoFi Stadium
Time: noon
TV: FS1, Telemundo

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The buzz: Iran twice rallied from deficits to draw with New Zealand in its first game, while Belgium, outplayed by Egypt in its opener, was lucky to escape with a point on an own goal early in the second half. Belgium’s aging golden generation of Romelu Lukaku, Kevin De Bruyne, Thibaut Courtois, Thomas Meunier and Axel Witsel is going to need to do much better if they hope to avoid another early World Cup exit.

New Zealand vs. Egypt

New Zealand's Callan Elliot, left, and Iran's Mehdi Ghayedi battle for the ball during a World Cup Group G match.

New Zealand’s Callan Elliot, left, and Iran’s Mehdi Ghayedi battle for the ball during a World Cup Group G match on June 15.

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Where: BC Place, Vancouver
Time: 6 p.m.
TV: FS1, Telemundo

The buzz: One of these teams could make history since neither has ever won a World Cup game. New Zealand earned its first point in the World Cup since 2010 with a draw against Iran. The winner likely advances to the next round.

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Sunday’s Group H matchups:

Spain vs. Saudi Arabia

Spain's Mikel Oyarzabal, top, challenges for the ball during a draw with Cape Verde on June 15.

Spain’s Mikel Oyarzabal, top, challenges for the ball during a draw with Cape Verde on June 15.

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Where: Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta
Time: 9 a.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

The buzz: Both teams opened the World Cup with surprising results. Second-ranked Spain was unable to score in a draw with No. 67 Cape Verde. Saudi Arabia was 10 minutes away from upsetting Uruguay, only to settle for a tie. Spain desperately needs a win to get its World Cup back on track, while another good performance from Saudi Arabia — unbeaten in its last three games — would have the Arabian Falcons in position to reach the knockout stage.

Uruguay vs. Cape Verde

Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha holds the nation's flag after a draw with Spain on June 15.

Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha holds the nation’s flag after a draw with Spain on June 15.

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Where: Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, Fla.
Time: 3 p.m.
TV: FS1, Telemundo

The buzz: With all four teams playing to draws in their openers, the group is wide open. That creates a rare opportunity for tournament debutant Cape Verde, the second-smallest country to qualify for a World Cup. Vozinha, Cape Verde’s goalkeeper, made seven saves to shut out Spain. If he can frustrate Uruguay the same way, Cape Verde could be through to the round of 32.

Monday’s Group J matchups:

Argentina vs. Austria

Argentina's Lionel Messi reacts after scoring his third goal against Algeria at the World Cup on June 16.

Argentina’s Lionel Messi reacts after scoring his third goal against Algeria at the World Cup on June 16.

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Where: AT&T Stadium, Arlington, Texas
Time: 10 a.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

The buzz: Argentina opened its World Cup title defense with a 3-0 win over Algeria on a hat trick from Lionel Messi. The Argentina captain, playing in his record sixth World Cup, is tied with Germany’s Miroslav Klose for the most career World Cup goals (16). Austria, meanwhile, would all but assure itself of a spot in the knockout round with a point.

Jordan vs. Algeria

Algeria's Zineddine Belaïd kicks the ball during a World Cup loss to Argentina on June 16.

Algeria’s Zineddine Belaïd kicks the ball during a World Cup loss to Argentina on June 16.

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Where: Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara, Calif.
Time: 8 p.m.
TV: FS1, Telemundo

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The buzz: Little was expected of Jordan, making its first appearance in the World Cup. And it delivered little in a 3-1 loss to Austria. But Algeria, ranked 28th in the world, entered the tournament with high hopes and one of African soccer’s most potent attacks. However, it had only one shot on goal in its loss to Argentina and needs a big rebound to avoid an early trip home.

Monday’s Group I matches:

France vs. Iraq

France's Kylian Mbappé celebrates after scoring against Senegal on June 16.

France’s Kylian Mbappé celebrates after scoring against Senegal on June 16.

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Where: Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia
Time: 2 p.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

The buzz: Kylian Mbappé proved his fitness with a brace in France’s opening win over Senegal, giving him 14 World Cup goals, tied for fourth on the all-time list. He has a great chance to pad that total against an Iraq team that gave up four goals to Norway. Iraq still is looking for its first-ever World Cup point.

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Norway vs. Senegal

Norway's Erling Haaland celebrates after scoring against Iraq on June 16.

Norway’s Erling Haaland celebrates after scoring against Iraq on June 16.

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Where: MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, N.J.
Time: 5 p.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

The buzz: Norway, playing in its first World Cup this century, made up for lost time with a 4-1 win in its opener, getting two goals from Erling Haaland. Norway probably will move on to the next round no matter what happens, but a point would lock down a spot. Senegal and Sadio Mané, on the other hand, desperately need a win.

Tuesday’s Group K matchups:

Portugal vs. Uzbekistan

Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo walks on the field during a match against the Democratic Republic of the Congo on June 17.

Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo walks on the field during a match against the Democratic Republic of the Congo on June 17.

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Where: NRG Stadium, Houston
Time: 10 a.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

The buzz: Cristiano Ronaldo entered this World Cup with visions of winning his first title. But he’ll go home early and empty-handed unless fifth-ranked Portugal improves on the listless performance it had in a draw with the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Uzbekistan, playing in its first World Cup, was not intimidated by the big stage, weathering a withering Colombia attack in a 3-1 loss. Expect it to bunker in again against Portugal.

Colombia vs. DR Congo

Yoane Wissa, left, celebrates with teammates

Yoane Wissa, left, celebrates with teammates after scoring for the Democratic Republic of the Congo against Portugal on June 17.

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Where: Estadio Akron, Zapopan, Mexico
Time: 7 p.m.
TV: FS1, Telemundo

The buzz: The Democratic Republic of the Congo’s only other World Cup appearance came in 1974, when the country was known as Zaire; it lost all three games and didn’t score a goal. It’s already done better with Yoane Wissa’s score in first-half stoppage time giving the team a point against Portugal. A win here and it’s through to the knockout phase. The same is true of Colombia, which got a 65th-minute goal from Luis Díaz and another from substitute Jáminton Campaz deep in stoppage time to beat stubborn Uzbekistan.

Tuesday’s Group L matchups:

England vs. Ghana

England's Harry Kane celebrates after scoring against Croatia on June 17.

England’s Harry Kane celebrates after scoring against Croatia on June 17.

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Where: Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, Mass.
Time: 1 p.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

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The buzz: England opened its World Cup with a surprisingly comfortable win over Croatia behind two goals from captain Harry Kane. But the Three Lions are only equal atop the table with Ghana, which got a goal deep in stoppage time from Caleb Yirenkyi to beat Panama. If there’s a winner here, it probably will decide the group. A point likely sends both teams through.

Panama vs. Croatia

Where: BMO Stadium, Toronto
Time: 4 p.m.
TV: Fox, Telemundo

Panama's Ismael Díaz attempts a shot against Ghana on June 17.

Panama’s Ismael Díaz attempts a shot against Ghana on June 17.

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The buzz: Croatia has played in two straight World Cup semifinals, but that streak is in jeopardy after a 4-2 loss to England. Panama outshot, outpassed and outpossessed Ghana in its first game but came away with nothing after conceding a goal in stoppage time, leaving the Central Americans still looking for their first World Cup win.

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Jazz Chisholm explains why he still won’t wear a cup after fouling a pitch into his own groin

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Men around the country are still wincing from the sight of New York Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr. fouling a pitch straight into his own groin.

It was bad enough that Chisholm had to leave the game, and it left many wondering why he wasn’t wearing a cup to protect himself.

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New York Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr. took a brutal shot to the groin on Thursday night. (Wendell Cruz-Imagn Images)

Yankees beat writer Gary Philips shared some quotes from Chisholm explaining why he wasn’t a cup guy before taking a foul ball to the cojones, and why he isn’t going to be a cup guy moving forward.

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Chisholm said that the pain level was a “million,” and that, “If you ever got hit in the testicles, you would know.”

Most males reading this just nodded at that statement.

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But Chisholm revealed that despite cups being mandatory in the minor leagues, he still skipped them and will continue to because he trusts his own defensive abilities.

“I’ve never worn a cup,” he said. “I’ve never been hit in the balls. That was just unlucky.”

Now, there are times when I wonder why men don’t wear cups all the time just for some peace of mind (I feel that way about helmets too). You wouldn’t regret not wearing a cup until the moment you’re at a cookout and a rogue volleyball puts you in shambles.

But I also like that Chisholm trusts himself to react and protect the boys. I’ve always said that a fairly significant part of a man’s life is devoted to protecting his lower anatomy.

You’re ever vigilant, trying to steer clear of anything that could leave you doubled over on the ground, and spouting off every expletive you know and several others you didn’t realize you knew.

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Jazz Chisholm Jr. says he’ll rely on his defensive abilities instead of wearing a cup moving forward. (David Richard-Imagn Images)

Waist-high branches, table corners, projectiles, bicycle seats, even a pet jumping in your lap when you’re not ready.

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Chisholm is self-aware enough to know where his self-preservation reflexes stand, and I respect that.

But if he takes another foul ball to the lower area of his body, he might want to start rethinking that stance on cups.

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