West Virginia
Dear Opponent: West Virginia – Sports Illustrated TCU Killer Frogs News, Analysis and More
This work of epistolary comedy is devoted to the KillerFrogs Fan Discussion board Literary Assessment Board.
With love,
T.
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“I’ve come right here to chew bubblegum and discuss trash. And I am all out of bubblegum.”
–“Rowdy” Roddy Piper (barely amended)
Pricey Mounties,
I’m scripting this with the utmost trepidation. Worry grips my hand, has close to paralyzed my fingers. They weigh closely as stones, the keys clang like cannons, sweat clogs my pores and I put on my pores and skin as thick as a cement cloak, moist and heavy, molding me right into a verbose, lachrymose statue.
Buddies from West Virginia, your fame precedes you. I acknowledge I’m addressing absolutely the most interesting establishment of upper studying within the nation–nay, the world–and that each misplaced modifier and botched subject-verb settlement, each infelicity and solecism, will probably be famous by your whole extremely dignified readership. It isn’t misplaced on me that you just attend a college by which the typical scholar boasts a 150 IQ, with SAT scores that aren’t a lot off the charts as unchartable. You come from a legendary land of genius and class, turning out by the thousand Renaissance women and men who rival the best luminaries of the Enlightenment. Each time one in all your graduates pens an essay on quantum mechanics, Einstein weeps. When she or he writes a poem, Shakespeare rises from the grave in utter despair, demanding that each play, together with Lear, be hurled into the closest fireplace, en masse. As in your philosophy, Kant has gone extinct, a lot to the aid of poor philosophy undergrads all over the place.
Neither is the genius of your mascot misplaced on me. Removed from the backwoods simian some much less discerning commentators would traduce, he’s an absolute masterwork of irony: a humble polymath utterly consultant of Emersonian self-reliance and Thoreauean manliness, who rises at daybreak to scratch off two sonnets and a villanelle, maintains his cabin until the afternoon, hunts down bears escaped from the Waco Zoo along with his barehands until dinnertime, the stays upon which he feeds, and retires within the night with books on all topics, in all languages, lastly falling to sleep on a mattress he carpentered himself.
Having stated that, Davy Crockett is a Texas hero, born in Tennessee. Have been you the Tennessee Mountaineers, I’d supply no protest. However seeing as West Virginia is a whole bunch of miles from Crockett’s Tennessee birthplace, I am afraid this constitutes a base violation of a Texas hero’s Identify/Picture/Likeness, a problem I’ll return to on this letter’s postscript. I am shocked your Brandeis-quality authorized college students didn’t spot this oversight. However, as Alexander Pope says, “even Homer nods.”
And along with your college’s tutorial pedigree, you boast a legendary soccer group.
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Contemplating your present file of three wins and 4 losses, many TCU followers is perhaps beneath the impression you aren’t excellent this 12 months. However I do know higher and am hip to your soccer group’s ingenious technique. Recognizing you are not presently fairly what you as soon as had been, the CFP barely out of your grasp, moderately than battle it out for scraps, you would like to lie low, ready for the precise unsuspecting group earlier than you strike–as you probably did with Baylor. That specific group started the season ranked No. 1 within the Huge 12 (although why precisely, and by whom, precisely, stays to me an entire and whole thriller). You acknowledged the absurdity of that rating, hunkered down, took a pair deliberate and well mannered losses, and dealt the lethal blow when the opportune time arose. You belong to an age of faculty soccer predating the multimillions, the high-gloss uniforms and Kirk Herbstreit circle jerks by which the actual fact you received is much less necessary than whom you beat.
And now it’s TCU assembly you in your venerable house. Our boys are on a seven recreation excessive; we will be taking part in in a a lot cooler atmosphere, with a unique altitude. You’re conscious of the actual fact; you are ready. I’ve my fears that an Ali/Foreman-style upset might be awaiting us, you taking your time, holding cool, us hitting onerous and getting winded. In brief, I believe you’re taking part in possum, of which centuries of expertise have made you consultants.
And what might be extra wonderful for you than to say you handed TCU its first loss?
As we each know, and as your formidable philosophers preserve, there may be one inexorable, underlying regulation of all human expertise, and its identify is irony. For TCU to lose to West Virginia could be the jewel within the crown of your understated season, a meta-ethical triumph by which the mental values of your college and athletic efficiency meet.
However I’ve uncovered your technique.
And now we’ll win.
Glad to get that out of the way in which.
I sit up for a civil and extremely mental contest of athleticism similar to hasn’t been witnessed by the Western world for the reason that Historical Olympic video games of the eighth century BC.
Tout a toi,
SI
P.S., relative to the truth that you could have shamelessly plagiarized Davy Crockett’s Picture and Likeness, on behalf of the TCU/Texas Heritage Coalition and the TCU/Alamo Preservation Venture, in consideration of the status and notoriety of the particular person in query, I demand that you just ship $100,000,000, payable to Sports activities Ignoramus, to Ye Olde Bull and Bush on Montgomery (76107). Within the occasion that this appreciable quantity is just too extreme in your comfort, I’m prepared to settle with half if you’re prepared to assist the KillerFrogs Fan Discussion board Literary Board learn to learn. Be warned: it is a appreciable job that may not be well worth the cash. Additionally: they bark.
P.P.S., I’ll all the time love you for beating these Bores from Waco.
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Financial commitment there for West Virginia coaching staff
West Virginia head coach Rich Rodriguez has at least $5 million that he can dedicate to his on-the-field coaching staff in each year of his five-year contract.
There is at least another $2,500,000 tied up in support staff for every year of the agreement.
While the assistant coaches and support staff members are now starting to be announced which means contract terms are not far behind we’re getting an idea of just where the group will fall in terms of that total.
The Mountaineers made a heavy financial commitment to secure the services of Oklahoma co-defensive coordinator Zac Alley with a $1,500,000 contract that extends until Feb. 28, 2028.
That checks out with the sentiments that Rodriguez shared in his introductory press conference where he made it clear that he had the financial means to secure a top-level coordinator on that side of the ball.
And Alley is certainly that as he served as the Sooners play caller last year. The unit finished No. 3 ranking in defensive touchdowns, No. 5 in fumbles recovered, No. 10 in team tackles for loss, No. 11 in first-down defense, No. 19 in total defense, No. 23 in rushing defense, No. 25 in sacks and No. 30 in scoring defense.
As for other known commitments, West Virginia will pay $725,000 for running backs coach Chad Scott and $225,000 for inside wide receivers coach Blaine Stewart. Those two financial commitments were already in place under previously signed contracts when the pair worked for former head coach Neal Brown.
But the decision to re-hire the pair in essence will save the school money which they would have been owed, and the school would have had to hire replacements had they not been retained.
Both are under contract until 2026.
Other known contract details obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request include offensive line coach Jack Bicknell Jr at $450,000, wide receivers coach Ryan Garrett at $250,000, defensive line coach William Green at $250,000, and tight ends coach Michael Nysewander at $225,000.
Each is under contract through Feb. 28, 2026.
That makes the total $3,625,000 with just seven of the coaches in place. The Mountaineers also have announced several others that haven’t had contract details released yet such as cornerbacks coach Rod West, bandits coach Jeff Casteel, quarterbacks coach Rhett Rodriguez, special teams coordinator Pat Kirkland, assistant running backs coach Noel Devine and assistant special teams coordinator Chris Hearing for example.
That also doesn’t include others who are expected to be in roles but have yet to be announced such as offensive assistant Travis Trickett, safeties coach Gabe Franklin, nickels/sam coach Henry Weinreich, assistant offensive line coach Derek Dressler, and a number of others on the coaching staff.
It’s clear that West Virginia is making a commitment to staffing under Rodriguez and the “at least,” in the assistant salary pool is likely going to be the floor.
West Virginia
Iowa State wrestling remains perfect in league, takes down West Virginia
The Iowa State wrestling team handled West Virginia on Wednesday night in Big 12 action, earning key bonus points to claim the dual, 24-18 in Morgantown, West Virginia.
Both teams scored five match victories each, but it was the 13th-ranked Cyclones (5-3, 2-0) who earned two pins and a technical fall to get by the Mountaineers (7-2, 1-2).
Paniro Johnson and Cody Chittum each had a fall, Evan Frost earned a technical fall and Evan Bockman a major decision as Iowa State held a 17-12 edge in takedowns.
Frost opened the dual at 133 pounds, as the eighth-ranked grappler downed Tommy Maddox, 20-3 in 5:29. Jacob Frost followed with a decision before Johnson and Chittum claimed falls to give the Cyclones a huge advantage on the scoreboard.
Jacob Frost, ranked 15th at 141, earned a key win in terms of seeding purposes in the postseason by besting No. 29 Jordan Titus. Chittum is ranked eighth at 157 pounds.
West Virginia got a win by No. 3 Peyton Hall over Aiden Riggins by major decision and another major decision from Brody Conley before Bockman earned a win in a ranked battle.
Bockman, ranked 12th at 184 pounds, downed No. 16 Dennis Robin, 9-1.
From there, West Virginia scored the last three matches, as Ian Bush, Michael Wolfgram and Jeff Strickenberger all won by decision. Iowa State’s Daniel Herrera, ranked 26th at 285, and Kysen Terukina, ranked 19th at 285, were tipped in close matches.
The Cyclones return to the mats on Saturday when they meet Rider and Bucknell at the Virginia Duals.
133: #8 Evan Frost (ISU) TF Tommy Maddox (WVU), 20-3 (5:29)
141: #15 Jacob Frost (ISU) dec. #29 Jordan Titus (WVU), 9-6
149: Paniro Johnson (ISU) WBF Sam Hillegas (WVU), 5:48
157: #8 Cody Chittum (ISU) WBF Sasha Gavronsky (WVU), 3:41
165: #3 Peyton Hall (WVU) Maj. Dec. Aiden Riggins (ISU), 16-6
174: #28 Brody Conley (WVU) Maj. Dec. MJ Gaitan (ISU), 14-2
184: #12 Evan Bockman (ISU) Maj. Dec. #16 Dennis Robin (WVU), 9-1
197: Ian Bush (WVU) Maj. Dec. Nate Schon (ISU), 13-2
285: Michael Wolfgram (WVU) dec. #26 Daniel Herrera (ISU), 5-3
125: Jett Strickenberger (WVU) dec. #19 Kysen Terukina (ISU), 4-1
West Virginia
‘It’s been a real honor flying with you’: Justice gives farewell speech to WV lawmakers • West Virginia Watch
Speaking to state lawmakers Wednesday for a final time before he assumes a new role in the U.S. Senate, West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice touted his administration’s accomplishments in education, roads and tourism, among others, and promised to continue the nation’s fossil fuel industry.
“All the surpluses, all the gains, all the tourism, all the roads, all the, all the. You know what we did, we did this together,” Justice told lawmakers. “And you should be very proud. Every last one of all of y’all. Every single last one of you. You restored and gave West Virginia pride and hope. You did. You should never forget that.”
Repeating a saying from his father, Justice told lawmakers it has been “a real honor flying with you. It really has. I absolutely would wish you the best in every way.”
Justice gave his comments before a joint session of the state Legislature in the House of Delegates following swearing-in ceremonies by both bodies.
Justice, who served two terms as the state’s chief executive, was elected in November to the U.S. Senate. He’ll be sworn into the new role Jan. 13, the day of Governor-elect Patrick Morrisey’s inauguration.
Justice spoke of turning the state’s deficits into surpluses and touted his $2.8 billion infrastructure program, “Roads to Prosperity,” which rebuilt and maintained roads and bridges across the state.
He admonished the state to always celebrate Oct. 7, the anniversary of when voters approved the issuance of $1.6 billion for the program, as a day the state “pivoted and took off.”
“Don’t ever, ever not celebrate Oct. 7, because on that day, this whole state took a big turn of where we had been and where we had been for decades,” he said. “Absolutely right then and there, we took off.”
Justice also touted cutting taxes “over and over” and encouraged lawmakers to continue to work toward eliminating the state’s income tax. Lawmakers last fall approved a bill that cut the tax by 2%, eliminating about $46 million a year in state revenue. The governor had initially asked the Legislature to cut the tax by 5%, but he amended his request.
“I would tell you, don’t lose the mission,” he said. “The faster you can get rid of your personal income tax in West Virginia, this place will flood with people and opportunity over and over and over. You absolutely please keep your mission.”
Justice was first elected West Virginia’s governor in 2016 as a Democrat. The next year, while on stage in Huntington with his friend, then and president-elect Donald Trump, Justice announced he would register as a Republican and leave the Democratic Party.
Justice said the state has “done a bunch of really good stuff” for education in the state in his time as governor, including giving families the choice of private schooling and homeschooling through the state’s education savings account program Hope Scholarship and expanding the Community In Schools and therapy dog programs.
“We have flipped the script in many ways with our schools, but we got a lot more to do,” he said. “There’s no question we got a lot more to do, and we can improve over and over and over. But the things we’ve done as far as choice, the things we’ve done, as far as the [School Building Authority] the things we have absolutely been able to do because of the fact that we’re economically so sound, it’s unbelievable. We’ve done good stuff, and you should really be proud of that.”
Justice said tourists spent $9 billion in West Virginia in 2024 as the state “became frogs that were proud of our own pond.”
He also bragged that the state “stood rock solid for life.” In 2022, after the U.S. Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe V. Wade, lawmakers approved an abortion ban with narrow exceptions. He touted the state’s support of guns, appointment of conservative judges and “not turning a blind eye to the border crisis.”
Justice repeated praise for Trump, saying that lawmakers, for the most part, should “love and respect him,” and said that energy is important for the country’s future.
Justice, whose family owns several coal companies, has been appointed to the Senate’s committee on Energy and Natural Resources, among others. Justice said energy will be the key to growing the country’s revenue. He said he supports Trump’s plan to “take a meat ax” to spending waste in Washington.
“The only way civilization has gone forward is that we’re standing and sitting on natural gas reserves, coal reserves,” Justice said. “Absolutely all the alternatives, whether they be solar or wind or whatever, I say, embrace them all, but for God’s sakes a living, don’t be dumb enough to absolutely turn your back on our fossil fuels. Our fossil fuels are critical to us like you can’t imagine.”
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