Alabama
Bored
I’m bored, and that’s a problem. Something’s been nagging at me for a few weeks, and I now know what it is – I’m bored. There’s little adventure in my world right now, very little discovery, and when boredom sets in, I get panicky and a bit rash. Too often, I overcompensate.
This morning, I spent way too much time on the Molokai to Oahu web page. It’s a 32 mile stand up paddleboard race from the Hawaiian island of Molokai to the island of Oahu, and it takes most paddleboard participants about seven hours to complete. The participants in the videos were all much, much younger than me and loaded with muscles. I saw no participants that were middle aged plus men with beer bellies. Some participants spoke of the unbelievable color of the water in the center of the Ka’iwi channel, which is crossed between Molokai and Oahu. I’m guessing that’s because the water in the channel is 2300 feet deep.
I think I want to do it. It’s a sure way to cure my boredom. The problem is that I don’t own a standup paddleboard and the few times I tried one I spent more time climbing back on than I did stand up paddling. I also have thalassophobia which is a deep fear of deep bodies of water. Whenever I’m in the ocean where I can’t see the bottom, I envision a giant toothy creature surging from the depths with its mouth open, headed my way. Man loses his edge when swimming in the ocean. It becomes an equal playing field between man and beast. However, training to paddle from one Hawaiian island to another would certainly resolve my boredom, however crazy it sounds.
A more realistic and, frankly, a sad alternative to my boredom is yardwork. I hate it that I even mention that. What else says overweight, middle-aged, thinning, brown-haired, white guy than deciding working in the yard is a cure for boredom. My wife, my son and I planted forty autumn ferns a few weekends ago in areas where no grass has grown for the past fifteen years. I didn’t much like planting them. My mood is generally sour when working in the yard, but I’ve slowly walked by and admired our planted ferns a dozen times or more sense then. I don’t like doing yard work. I like having done yard work. Another forty ferns would solve my boredom problem, but that’s so dang sad.
So, I’m bored, and the ideas I’ve come up with for solving my boredom problem are either fanciful or pitiful. When I told my wife that I had figured out the cause of my melancholy and that it was boredom, she gave me an uneasy look. I’ve been here before, and I usually do something stupid in times like this, and she’s right, and I’m sure I will.
Will it be to paddleboard across the ocean or gobs of ferns? Good lord! What’s wrong with me?
I’m Cam Marston, and I’m just trying to Keep it Real.
Alabama
Goodman: Major Alabama booster sounds off
This is an opinion column.
The college football transfer portal is closed and the national championship is on Monday. It seems like a good time to take stock of the sport.
The stock is up, which is great, but it feels like the spirit of the game is nosediving into a mountain of gold. When major lifelong Alabama boosters and former players are writing to me about the glory day, we got problems. To the mailbag …
Big Lou in Birmingham writes …
You may be surprised to know that there are a lot of people — mostly an older generation — who used to be on fire about their college team, but whose passion has diminished with the current state of affairs. I’m a Bama grad, scholarship donor, football banquet sponsor, original Tide Pride member, Nick’s Kids, Red Elephant Club … you get the point. I have given a TON of money to UA.
I get this is where we are in college athletics, but I still don’t like it. So does your article make me want to burn my autographed photos with Saban. No. We can’t stop schools from spending outlandish sums of money for players, and if you think Saban really got in the weeds on Lane Kiffin and LSU, then you don’t know Nick.
Regardless, he always has and always will give general advice to former players and coaches. There were players who yearned to play for Coach Bryant, for Saban, or simply loved the school. It can still happen now, but rarely. I suppose I bemoan the days of loyalty because I know and lived that time period vs. a commitment to a school washed away from an offer of more money by another school.
So, as for me, I wait to see who we put on the field and pull for whoever is on the team.
Jimmy writes …
As a lifelong Bama fan, things have now changed forever. It’s all about the money. I don’t blame the players. They are just living within the rules and regulations they have been given, but the current system is broken.
As a former D-I football player myself, the new world of college football really has NO appeal to me as a fan. Can’t believe it has come to this. I actually prefer watching the NFL now over college, which used to be one of my favorite things in the world.
Z-Pick writes …
I wonder if Sankey’s primary motivation for keeping the playoffs at 16 teams is the potential revenue loss from giving up the SEC championship game. As you point out, it is anachronistic … a remnant of a bygone era. It seems that having more teams from the SEC participating in a 24-team playoff should come close to covering the lost revenue … if not exceeding it.
Plus, with the conference becoming so big now, and the absence of the East-West subdivisions, selection rules for which team plays in the SEC championship leaves out teams with identical records, making the SEC championship game seem artificial.
To me, getting rid of the SEC championship game and embracing a 24-team college football playoff system is a no-brainer.
ANSWER: College football is a flat circle. Alabama is 100 years removed from its first national championship, and in a lot of ways it feels like we’re looping back to the old days.
And I mean the really old days.
Let me explain.
College football was an unregulated mess at the turn of the 20th century. At Alabama, the president of the school was sick of it. Believe it or not, in 1898, the university killed the football team.
Big mistake. The students did like that one bit. The stodgy president didn’t last much longer, and football returned in 1899.
At the time, Alabama’s administrators didn’t feel like supporting football aligned with the ideals of higher education. The irony of that, when compared to college football today, almost makes me cry from laughing so hard.
The problem with football back in those days is that schools were fielding teams with players who had no interest in earning a degree. Some players even moved from school to school just to play football, and the ones who did that were called “scabs.”
Sound familiar?
Think football is changing too fast these days? When Alabama quit football in 1897, a touchdown was worth four points and a field goal was worth five. When Alabama resumed playing football in 1899, a touchdown was worth five points.
Imagine what the old-timers thought?
“Touchdowns are worth the same as field goals? I don’t even recognize this sport anymore. It’s called foot-ball for a reason.”
When offenses started throwing the ball, that’s when people really lost their minds. Ultimately, I guess you could blame John Heisman for ruining the game.
Some of Alabama’s big donors are uninterested in pumping money into a sport they no longer recognize, and I get it. The scabs are back. The loyalty is gone. It’s like winning is suddenly all that matters …
In an effort to regulate the sport back in the old days, schools got together and formed conferences. Charters were established and committees were formed. Governance was the grand idea. Rules like “no paying players” came along next.
And now here we are again. Back where it all started. The flat-circle theory.
There are some people in the SEC who want the conference to break away from the NCAA. Once again, like 126 or so years ago, college football is an unregulated mess. It doesn’t work anymore, or so they say. It’s time for a change.
I’m sure those people are really smart, but they might want to brush up on their history.
The SEC is annoyed by its players leaving for the Big Ten and Notre Dame. Is the answer to break away and only play games between schools in the same conference? That’s what a few presidents are now suggesting.
Fools.
Something tells me if that happens, then those presidents won’t be around much longer.
Here’s a radical thought. If the SEC does break away, then the league should go back to banning freshmen from playing on the varsity. No money. No football. Let the kids focus on school for an entire year. Pay checks and playing time have to be earned in the classroom.
With crazy thoughts like that, I suspect no one will be naming me commissioner of the SEC anytime soon.
There’s gotta be some way to preserve school spirit, though. Otherwise, what’s really the point?
That’s a rhetorical question. We all know the answer. The point is money.
So, consider this. Imagine how much money the SEC would stand to lose in tuition from out-of-state students if the league suddenly decided to separate itself from the NCAA. Who wants to go to a school that doesn’t even compete for national championships in football against the rest of the country?
The SEC doesn’t want to give up its conference championship game because it makes so much money for the league. The answer isn’t breaking away, though. I got news for the league’s presidents who think the SEC can somehow stand on its own. It can’t. There’s plenty of regional pride in the South, but people like college football because it’s a national sport.
The SEC just needs to figure out a way to once again beat those teams up north. That’s the real game.
Would more playoff games on campus preserve school spirit? I’m guessing it would. Would annual rivalry games between SEC and Big Ten schools rekindle the flame for donors? Just a hunch, but yes.
I’m not sure Alabama could muster a good enough team to play Indiana every year, but maybe Minnesota would like to get away from the cold every now and then.
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Alabama
Two inmates killed in armed fight inside Alabama prison
Two Alabama prison inmates were killed Thursday during a fight inside Elemore Correctional Facility.
The Alabama Department of Corrections on Friday confirmed the killings and identified the slain inmates as Damon Lamar Calhoun, 35, and Londell Ramone Nunn Jr., 34.
A third inmate involved in the Elmore Correctional Facility altercation – 20-year-old Deion Lamar Booth – was not injured.
ADOC spokeswoman Kelly Betts said Calhoun and Nunn were severely injured during the fight – which involved an undisclosed weapon – and were taken to the Health Care Unit.
Medical staff immediately began life-saving measures without success, Betts said.
Their bodies have been taken to the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences for autopsy.
Calhoun was serving an 18-year sentence for third-degree burglary out of Mobile County.
Nunn was serving a 10-year sentence for first-degree robbery out of Morgan County.
Booth is serving a 20-year sentence for first-degree assault out of Escambia County.
The investigation is ongoing by ADOC’s Law Enforcement Services Division.
Alabama
Harvesting organs from Alabama prison inmates could soon be a felony
An Alabama House committee Wednesday approved legislation that could subject medical examiners to prison time if they harvest a deceased person’s organs without first notifying and obtaining consent from the deceased’s family.
HB 71, sponsored by Rep. Chris England, D-Tuscaloosa, makes it a Class C felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a $15,000 fine, for a medical examiner to take a person’s organs without contacting their next of kin.
The law currently requires medical examiners to notify family members when organs are harvested and requires consent in all cases save for identification of the deceased, but does not provide penalties.
“The law already prohibited taking someone’s organs without permission, this adds a penalty to that because, apparently, this is a problem,” England said during a House Judiciary Committee meeting.
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In 2024, eight families sued the Alabama Department of Corrections, alleging that the department harvested the organs of their loved ones, who died while in prison, and sent them to the University of Alabama Birmingham Heersink School of Medicine.
According to the lawsuit, a group of medical students from the school noticed that many of the specimens they worked with in the curriculum were taken from people who died while in Alabama’s prisons.
The university and the Alabama Department of Corrections sought to have the case dismissed in February claiming that the university is immune from civil litigation filed by the plaintiffs. The Montgomery Circuit court ruled against the motion to dismiss and allowed the case to move forward.
The House Judiciary Committee approved similar legislation that England sponsored in 2024.
The bill goes to the Alabama House of Representatives.
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