Michigan
Defendant hit with 558 days in jail for contempt after telling Michigan judge to ‘kiss my a–‘
A foul-mouthed defendant will be in jail for over a year after he told a Michigan judge to “kiss my a–” in an expletive-laced outburst in court, wild video shows.
Darrell Jarrell appeared before Washtenaw County Judge Cedric Simpson on Wednesday for a simple misdemeanor trespassing charge — but as the judge was about to adjourn, he decided to sound off.
“I’m tired of this state. I’m ready to leave this state as soon as possible,” Jarrell said.
“It’s trespassing. I could technically leave, and you guys could issue a warrant and as long as I don’t return, you can just kiss my ass,” he ranted, video shows.
Simpson did not appreciate the swearing.
“You know what? No, no no. I’m gonna tell you what –” he started.
“F–k you!” Jarrell interrupted.
“That’s contempt. That’s 93 (day misdemeanor),” Simpson shot back.
But Jarell again said “F–k you,” to which Simpson ordered he be slapped with another 93 days.
As the bailiff escorted Jarell out of the courtroom, he continued hurling profanities at the judge six times, nabbing at total of 558 days behind bars.
“That’s six 93s, consecutive,” Simpson told the court.
The eruption reportedly stemmed from Jarell being unhappy about his court date — but when Simpson attempted to explain that his attorneys had been unable to get in contact with him, causing the delay, he became upset, Fox 2 Detroit reported.
The judge quickly moved on to the next case for defendant Keith Jenkins, whose jaw dropped to the floor in shock during Jarell’s blowup as he waited his turn on a Zoom call, video shows.
Jenkins remained speechless as Simpson introduced his case.
“How are you doing your honor? How are you doing, sir?” Jenkins, chuckling, politely asked.
“I’m doing great!” Simpson responded with a laugh, and told Jenkins he was unbothered by Jarell’s conduct.
That’s because Simpson has dealt with difficult defendants before.
The judge made national news earlier this year when a man busted for driving with a suspended license appeared before him in a courtroom Zoom call — while driving a car.
Simpson looked dumbfounded as Corey Harris, 44, was seen behind the wheel during his May 15 appearance.
“Mr. Harris, are you driving?” Simpson said, according to footage posted by mlive.com.
Simpson casually said he was — and the judge promptly revoked Harris’ bond and sentenced him to jail time.
When the Sweet 16 continues on Saturday during the 2026 Women’s NCAA Tournament, Michigan women’s basketball (27-6) will continue its climb to reach the Final Four for the first time.
The Wolverines, who earned the No. 2 seed in the Fort Worth 3 Region, are playing in the program’s third Sweet 16 under head coach Kim Barnes Arico.
“We committed to Michigan to do this, and we committed to Coach Arico to do it for her and for each other,” Michigan guard Olivia Olson said. “We’re accomplishing the goals we set out to, and we’re not done yet. So we’re going to keep having fun with it and keep preparing.”
Michigan will take on No. 3 Louisville Cardinals (29-7) at 12:30 p.m. ET Saturday at Dickies Arena in Fort Worth, Texas.
“This is my first time going to the Sweet 16, all of our first times, so I think the feeling of, we’re still dancing, we’re still playing basketball, it’s a great feeling,” Louisville guard Taj Roberts said.
The winner from Saturday’s matchup will play in the Elite Eight round of the NCAA Tournament on Monday, March 30, for the right to advance to the Final Four.
What time is Michigan vs. Louisville?
- Date: Saturday, March 28
- Time: 12:30 p.m. ET
- Location: Dickies Arena (Fort Worth, Texas)
The Michigan Wolverines will play the Louisville Cardinals in the Sweet 16 round of the 2026 Women’s NCAA Tournament at 12:30 p.m. ET on Saturday, March 28, at Dickies Arena in Fort Worth, Texas.
Michigan vs. Louisville: TV, streaming
The 2026 men’s NCAA Tournament is down to its Sweet 16 and we’ll have a Final Four by Sunday evening. For half of the college stars taking the court this weekend, it’s one final opportuniy to impress NBA teams with their play at full game speed when the lights are brightest as this year’s draft class comes into focus.
The 2026 NBA draft is expected to take place in late June. In USA TODAY’s latest mock draft, Michigan’s Morez Johnson Jr. is expected to go in the first round. Here’s how USA TODAY currently projects the big man’s draft night will play out.
Our draft order is based on ESPN’s projected records and factors in trades, including swaps and protections.
Morez Johnson Jr. 2026 NBA Draft prediction: Pick No. 25 overall, Los Angeles Lakers
Kalbrosky’s Analysis:
Morez Johnson Jr. is one of the best, most underrated two-way players in the NCAA. He is a crucial part of the Michigan identity this season and has thrived since transferring to the Wolverines from Illinois. Johnson’s shooting form at the free throw line looks good, and he scores well near the rim, especially when cutting to the basket. The former FIBA U-19 Team USA standout and All-Big Ten big man is a trustworthy defensive playmaker, too, and should find minutes at the next level.
See USA TODAY’s full mock draft here
Morez Johnson Jr. player profile
(all stats as of March 15)
- Position: Forward-Center
- Current Team: Michigan
- 13.1 points per game
- 7.2 rebounds per game
- 1.1 assists per game
- 62.8% field goal percentage
- 37.9% three-point field goal percentage
Los Angeles Lakers 2026 projected draft picks
A pedestrian was struck and died of her injuries early Friday on the Lodge Freeway in Detroit.
Emergency dispatchers started to get calls about 2:30 a.m. about someone who was walking along the Lodge, and then were notified that the person had been struck by a vehicle, the Michigan State Police reported.
When troopers arrived, they found multiple cars stopped along the freeway, and people standing around a woman who was severely injured.
Detroit EMS pronounced the woman dead at the scene, state police said. She has not yet been identified.
The driver who struck the woman did not stay at the scene.
“Troopers are currently using technology that is available in the area to identify the vehicle involved,” MSP F/Lt. Mike Shaw said.
The Lodge Freeway, also known as M-10, was closed at about 2:46 a.m. Friday between Chicago Boulevard / Hamilton Avenue and Clairmount Street for the investigation and emergency assistance, according to Michigan Department of Transportation reports. The Lodge was reported back open at 6:05 a.m.
Michigan Department of Transportation traffic reports are at the MI Drive site.
State police said their investigation is continuing. Those who witnessed the crash or have other information are asked to call the MSP Metro South Post at 734-287-5000 or Crime Stoppers of Michigan at 800-SPEAK-UP.
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