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Varsity Blues (1999) 4K Review
“In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. Football is a way of life.”
…So begins the 1999 feature film, Varsity Blues. As the monologue, spoken by Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek; Dawson’s Creek) echoes through the speakers, the viewer is transformed to the midwest where football is, in fact, king. On Friday nights most of the town can be found at the local high school game and coaches and star players are treated like Gods. Or at least that is what the film wants you to think. Considered a box office success but critical failure, the popular (due in large part to star Van Der Beek) movie, will now be available for purchase in 4K to celebrate its 25th anniversary.
Moxon is the backup quarterback for the West Canaan Coyotes. He is also academically a strong student and hopes to earn an academic scholarship to Brown University. Besides living in the shadow of star Quarterback Lance Harbor (Paul Walker; The Fast and Furious Franchise), he rarely plays because he also tends to disobey winning head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight; Transformers). However, when Harbor gets injured due to Kilmer’s negligence, “Mox” finds himself as the new Star Quarterback and the center of attention, threatened by Kilmer to lose his academic scholarship, and disobeying Kilmer any chance he can get.
Van Der Beek was at the height of his career when he made this movie as Dawson’s Creek was turning into a tween/teen sensation. His popularity alone would have helped any film succeed but adding a football theme and setting the movie in the middle of the country didn’t hurt. Additional cast includes a young Walker before his turn as Brian O’Conner, Ali Larter (Legally Blonde), Amy Smart (Crank), Scott Caan (Ocean’s Eleven), and Voight. Together they create a solid ensemble cast.
The upgraded Video is presented in Dolby Vision giving the film a sleek and very clean look for the most part. Grainy moments are few and far between and the color pops nicely off the screen including the blue of Van Der Beek’s, Walker’s, and Smart’s eyes. They all complement the blue varsity jackets worn by the players.
Surprisingly, the audio is only in True HD as opposed to Atmos. Nevertheless, the ambient noise, what little there is, sounds great. Crowds cheering, music playing, etc. are all layered and robust. Dialogue is crisp and clear but the tone has to wonder what it would have been like in Atmos.
The combo pack includes the 4K disc, Blu-ray Disc, and a digital download. The special features were previously released on both the original Blu-ray copy and the original DVD release. The features include: Commentary with Brian Robbins and Producers, Football is A Way of Life; The Making of Varsity Blues, Two-A-Days: The Ellis Way, QB Game Analysis, Billy Bob with No Bacon, and the Trailer.
Varsity Blues is a fun, teen movie but that is about it. The performances are good but not great. The script is okay but doesn’t offer in-depth conversations and, except for the occasional, typical, inspirational speech, it merely rolls through the film without impacting the story either positively or negatively.
I suppose if you played high school football in one of those little towns in the Midwest you can relate to the characters more than I, and perhaps watching the movie over again will make you feel a little nostalgic but, even with the upgraded video and audio, you still have to take the story for what it is…whipped cream bikini and all!
Grade: B-
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‘The Spongebob Movie: Search for Squarepants’ Review: Adventure Romp Soaks up a Good Time for SpongeBob Fans of All Ages
I’m convinced that each SpongeBob movie released on the big screen serves as a testament to the current state of the series. The 2004 film was a send-off for the early series run. Sponge Out of Water symbolized the Paul Tibbitt era, and Sponge on the Run served as a major transitional period between soft reboot and spin-off setup. The team responsible for Search for SquarePants, which consists of current showrunners Marc Ceccarelli and Vince Waller, as well as the seasoned Kaz, is showcasing their comedic and absurdist abilities. The sole purpose of the film is to elicit laughter with its distinctively silly and irreverent, whimsical humor. More so than its predecessor, it creates a mindless romp. Granted, there are far too many butt-related jokes, to a weird degree.
Truthfully, I am apprehensive about the insistence of each SpongeBob movie being CG-animated. However, Drymon, who directed the final Hotel Transylvania film, Transformania, brings the series’ quirky, outrageous 2D-influenced poses and expressive style into a 3D space. Its CG execution, done by Texas-based Reel FX (Book of Life, Rumble, Scoob), is far superior to Mikros Animation’s Sponge on the Run, which, despite its polish, has experimental frame rate issues with the comic timing and is influenced by The Spider-Verse. FX encapsulates the same fast, frenetic pace in its absurdist humor, which enables a significant number of the jokes to be effective and feel like classic SpongeBob.
With lovely touches like gorgeous 2D artwork in flashback scenes and mosaic backgrounds during multiple action shots, Drymon and co expand the cinematic scope, enhancing its theatrical space. Taking on a darker, if not more obscene, tone in the main underworld setting, the film’s purple- and green-infused visual palette adds a unique shine that sets it apart from other Sponge-features. Its strong visual aesthetic preserves the SpongeBob identity while capturing the spirit of swashbuckling and satisfying a Pirates of the Caribbean void in the heart.
The film’s slapstick energy is evident throughout, as it’s purposefully played as a romp. The animators’ hilarious antics, which make the most of each set piece to a comical degree, feel like the ideal old-fashioned love letter to the new adults who grew up with SpongeBob and are now introducing it to their kids. This is a perfect bridge. There’s a “Twelfth Street Rag” needle drop in a standout montage sequence that will have older viewers astral projecting with joy.
Search for SquarePants retreads water but with a charming swashbuckling freshness.
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Movie Review: ‘The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants’ – Catholic Review
NEW YORK (OSV News) – Cartoon characters can devolve into dullards over time. But some are more enduringly appealing than others, as the adventure “The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants” (Paramount) proves.
Yellow, absorbent and porous on the outside, unflaggingly upbeat SpongeBob (voice of Tom Kenny) is childlike and anxious to please within. He also displays the kind of eagerness for grown-up experiences that is often found in real-life youngsters but that gets him into trouble in this fourth big-screen outing for his character.
Initially, his yearning for maturity takes a relatively harmless form. Having learned that he is now exactly 36 clams tall, the requisite height to ride the immense roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard’s Fun Park, he determines to do so.
Predictably, perhaps, he finds the ride too scary for him. This prompts Mr. Krabs (voice of Clancy Brown), the owner of the Krusty Krab — the fast-food restaurant where SpongeBob works as a cook — to inform his chef that he is still an immature bubble-blowing boy who needs to be tested as a swashbuckling adventurer.
The opportunity for such a trial soon arises with the appearance of the ghostly green Flying Dutchman (voice of Mark Hamill), a pirate whose elaborately spooky lair, the Underworld, is adjacent to SpongeBob’s friendly neighborhood, Bikini Bottom. Subject to a curse, the Dutchman longs to lift it and return to human status.
To do so, he needs to find someone both innocent and gullible to whom he can transfer the spell. SpongeBob, of course, fits the bill.
So the buccaneer lures SpongeBob, accompanied by his naive starfish pal Patrick (voice of Bill Fagerbakke), into a series of challenges designed to prove that the lad has what it takes. Mr. Krabs, the restaurateur’s ill-tempered other employee, Squidward (voice of Rodger Bumpass), and SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, all follow in pursuit.
Along the way, SpongeBob and Patrick’s ingenuity and love of carefree play usually succeed in thwarting the Dutchman’s plans.
As with most episodes of the TV series, which premiered on Nickelodeon in 1999, there are sight gags intended either for adults or savvy older children. This time out, though, director Derek Drymon and screenwriters Pam Brady and Matt Lieberman produce mostly misfires.
These include an elaborate gag about Davy Jones’ legendary locker — which, after much buildup, turns out to be an ordinary gym locker. Additionally, in moments of high stress, SpongeBob expels what he calls “my lucky brick.” As euphemistic poop gags go, it’s more peculiar than naughty.
True to form, SpongeBob emerges from his latest escapades smarter, wiser, pleased with his newly acquired skills and with increased loyalty to his friends. So, although the script’s humor may often fall short, the franchise’s beguiling charm remains.
The film contains characters in cartoonish peril and occasional scatological humor. The OSV News classification is A-I – general patronage. The Motion Picture Association rating is PG — parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
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