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Terror in the Aisles is a clip-fest. With excerpts
from nearly 80 horror movies that run the gamut from classics to long-forgotten
duds, the film provides glimpses of cinematic scares and gore covering the
period between the 1930s and the early 1980s. With an emphasis on the then-new
slasher genre and its best-known representatives (particularly Halloween
and its sequel, Friday the 13th and its sequel, and The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
), the film offers an unexpurgated (none of the
R-rated material is censored for violence, gore, or nudity) trip down memory
lane. Although largely made obsolete by YouTube, this was a surprisingly
popular theatrical release around Halloween 1984 and was frequently rented when
it appeared on VHS the following year.

Unlike many similar movies (almost all of which were either
direct-to-video or direct-to-cable), this one doesn’t attempt to provide any
deep philosophizing about why horror movies are popular. (The closest it gets
is when narrator Donald Pleasence intones: “We all carry around a certain
amount of resentment and rage, because we can’t let it out. In the movies, we
can.”) It also doesn’t provide a lengthy chronology of horror in the cinema,
preferring to group the clips by category rather than year of release.
Interestingly, Terror in the Aisles never calls any of its titles a
“horror movie,” preferring instead the terms “terror movie” or “scary movie.”

I’m unsure of the movie’s budget but it had to be at least
several million dollars even though 90% of this was the work of others. In
addition to paying for the rights to show clips from films not owned by
distributor Universal Pictures, actors Donald Pleasence and Nancy Allen were
recruited for roles as tongue-in-cheek hosts. Hunkered down in a movie theater
alongside other patrons watching moments of horror unfold on-screen, they
provide minimalist commentary. Most of what they have to say is unmemorable,
but their dialogue isn’t the point.

The list of clips found in Terror in the Aisles is
quite extensive and incorporates not only snippets from some of the classic
Universal monster movies (Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, and The
Wolfman
) but excerpts from various Alfred Hitchcock titles (notably Strangers
on a Train, Psycho,
and The Birds) as well as material from Jaws and
Jaws 2. Other select movies samples include Creature from the Black
Lagoon, Konga, The Fly, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Omen, Carrie,
Rosemary’s Baby, Wait Until Dark, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead,
Play Misty for Me, The Thing, The Exorcist, Midnight Express, The Deer Hunter
,
Alien, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Fog, When a Stranger Calls, The Shining, The Howling, Dressed to Kill, Vice Squad, Cat People, Poltergeist,
Videodrome, Firestarter, Marathon Man, and dozens of
others.

Terror in the Aisles should not be considered
definitive. Two notable absences are kaiju films (although there is a short
clip from King Kong vs. Godzilla) and vampire movies. Although one could
explain away the first as a rights-issue problem, it’s difficult to make the
same argument for the bloodsucking brood since Lugosi’s Dracula was a
Universal film (as was the popular 1979 version starring Frank Langella). I
guess vampires were on the outs in 1984. We are treated to werewolves however.
There’s a sequence in which the transformation scenes from The Wolfman
and An American Werewolf in London are compared – it’s instructive to
see how much things had changed in 40 years.

Viewed by today’s audiences, what Terror in the Aisles offers
may appear quaint, outdated, and incomplete. Its 1984 release date means that
many of the most popular horror film franchises (A Nightmare on Elm Street,
for example) weren’t available at the time. And, although the linking scenes
with Allen and Pleasence represents “new material,” it’s neither abundant nor
insightful. In 1984, however, this offered a 90-minute nostalgia binge on par
with no other. With no Internet and with VCRs still having minimal household
penetration, a clip show like this provided viewers a chance to see their
horror memories projected onto a big screen. In the 21st century,
this is a throw-away but what it offered at the time of its release was
substantial.

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‘The Carpenter’s Son’ Review: Nicolas Cage and FKA Twigs Headline a Biblical Horror Film So Bad It’s (Almost) Good

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The charges of “Blasphemy!” are likely to come fast and furious for Lotfy Nathan’s supernatural horror film revolving around the life of the teenage Jesus. Based on the apocryphal “Infancy Gospel of Thomas” (which I confess I haven’t read), the film strains mightily for a seriousness that it never deserves. I mean, when you cast Nicolas Cage as “The Carpenter” and FKA Twigs as “The Mother,” you’re already kind of throwing in the towel.

Despite its handsome production values and an arresting performance by Isla Johnston (The Queen’s Gambit) as “The Stranger,” who turns out to be, wait for it, Satan, The Carpenter’s Son will please neither the faithful nor those looking for a more traditional fright film in which the Devil makes an appearance.

The Carpenter’s Son

The Bottom Line

Jesus Christ!

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Release date: Friday, November 11
Cast: Nicholas Cage, FKA Twigs, Noah Jupe, Isla Johnston, Souheila Yacoub
Director-screenwriter: Lotfy Nathan

Rated R,
1 hour 34 minutes

Set largely in “Anno Domini 15,” the story takes place in Roman-era Egypt, where Joseph and Mary (let’s not be coy about this) are going about their daily lives while being understandably protective of their 15-year-old son Jesus (Noah Jupe, reuniting with Twigs after Honey Boy). So Joseph gets understandably perturbed when his son begins hanging out with a mysterious stranger with haunting eyes.

“I play games all day. Will you play with me?” the stranger asks Jesus, which provides a subtle clue that he may be up to no good. Not to mention his propensity for playing with scorpions.

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Soon enough, Jesus finds himself increasingly drawn to the stranger, much to his father’s consternation. “My faith has become a broken crutch!” Joseph exclaims, in the way that only Nicolas Cage can. The villagers are equally upset, becoming convinced that the carpenter’s son and his new friend are evil spirits. A reasonable assumption, considering that highly aggressive snakes are starting to emanate from people’s mouths. Meanwhile, Jesus understandably begins to suffer daddy issues: “Tell me who my father is!” he implores the stranger.

Writer-director Nathan (12 O’Clock Boys), who grew up in the Coptic Orthodox Church, seems to be sincere in his attempt to present a Biblical narrative from a very different perspective. The Carpenter’s Son is nothing if not solemn, presented with all the gravitas of a ‘50s-era religious epic as if directed by John Carpenter. The performers are equally committed, although Cage immediately sends out campy vibes. Not so much from his performance, which is relatively restrained, but his mere presence. That’s simply what happens when you cast the actor who starred in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and Mandy as Joseph.

Since Twigs and Jupe have no such cinematic baggage, they fare much better. But the real standout is Johnston, whose eyes are so mesmerizing that it’s easy to see why Jesus falls under the stranger’s spell. The actress, who will soon be playing the lead role in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming Joan of Arc pic, has such a compelling screen presence that stardom seems all but assured. Add to that the fact that she can deliver lines like “I am the accuser of light…I am the adversary” with utter conviction and you can see she’s going places.

For all its visual stylishness, The Carpenter’s Son feels like such an essentially misconceived project that it seems destined for future cult status, with audiences at midnight screenings shouting out the more outrageous lines in unison with the actors. Which may not be what the filmmaker intended, but sounds like a lot of fun.

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Movie Review – Arco (2025)

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Arco, 2025.

Directed by Ugo Bienvenu.
Featuring the voice talents of Juliano Krue Valdi, Romy Fay, Natalie Portman, Mark Ruffalo, Will Ferrell, Andy Samberg, Flea, Roeg Sutherland, America Ferrera, Zoya Bogomolova, and Wyatt Danieluk.

SYNOPSIS:

In 2075, a girl witnesses a mysterious boy in a rainbow suit fall from the sky. He comes from an idyllic far future where time travel is possible. She shelters him and will do whatever it takes to help him return to his time.

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With a prologue set far in the future, co-writer/director Ugo Bienvenu (unmistakably inspired by the striking works of Hayao Miyazaki and penning the screenplay with Félix de Givry) depicts the world of Arco as a riff on the earliest civilizations. Climate change has ravaged Earth, where the old ways are new again; there appears to be no more traditional technology or much of anything beyond living within one’s natural environment. However, humanity has learned that homes should be built as circular structures on platforms in the sky, to relieve the surface of various environmental pressures and allow it to heal continuously.

The other twist is that this new civilization has apparently developed or acquired time travel technology, traveling into the past to learn what went wrong and how not to repeat it, and to prevent the planet from spiraling into another devastating crisis. That is the job of the titular Arco’s (voiced in the English-language version by Juliano Krue Valdi) family (with parents voiced by Roeg Sutherland and America Ferrera in the English-language version), as the 10-year-old boy is considered too young to join them on these time-traveling expeditions to amass knowledge that has been depleted or lost.

Naturally, this leaves Arco feeling frustrated and distant from his family, even though they are generally around quite a bit to provide for him. Arco doesn’t have the patience to wait until he comes of time-traveling age, though, stealing his sister’s flying cloak (they are brightly colored, resembling rainbows), soaring his way unintentionally until the year 2075, when climate change is seemingly at its most dangerous and when robots have taken over the majority of the workforce.

While on the run from a trio of comedic relief twins looking to capture him or the diamond that gives the cloak the ability to time travel (play by the amusing trifecta of Will Ferrell, Flea, and Andy Samberg in the English-language version, with their blending together and sounding alike as they bumble their way through their objective), Arco befriends the similarly aged Iris (voiced in the English-language version by Romy Fay) who is, unsurprisingly, fascinated by his eccentric attire but also curious about him and why he is asking what year it is.

Considering that Iris’ parents (voice in the English-language version by Mark Ruffalo and producer Natalie Portman) are often working in what’s left of the city, and only around via holographic projections through the technology of robot caretaker Mikki (also voiced by a combination of Mark Ruffalo and Natalie Portman), it’s tantalizing to be around another human. Even at school, there are no teachers; robots give lectures through a virtual reality component. And although one student appears to be interested in her, Iris generally comes across as isolated and lonely in a world where outdoor play is minimal, given the nonstop storms and wildfires terrorizing the planet.

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Not only is Iris determined to help Arco find the diamond and the methods to fly back to his time correctly, but she also seems to want to join him to get away from this depressing state of near-future life and constant damage being done to the Earth. A future with almost nothing in the way of modern technology sounds like a reprieve. Perhaps that’s part of what the filmmakers are saying: in a world where AI threatens to take over everything and do more harm than good with no foreseeable way of, at the very least, reducing the damages wrought by climate change, maybe society has to circle back around to a somewhat ancient civilization lifestyle. In a more common juxtaposition, she also seems jealous that he gets to be in his parents’ presence as much as he does, whereas he is mostly frustrated that they believe he isn’t ready to time-travel with them.

Although there is much to ponder about Arco‘s timely and imaginative messaging, which perhaps most importantly chooses optimism and hope, this is also a visually resplendent, colorful, humorous tale of bonding and trial and error. The presence of Will Ferrell alone should be enough to tell parents this is not all doom and gloom, even if the mature themes are welcome and should have children curious about current critical events.

Even at 88 minutes, it slightly drags in the back half until reaching an emotional wallop of an ending that would have been more effective if the rest of the film were more interested in the sci-fi dynamics than solely these two kids hanging out and avoiding a trio of comic relief dopes. Arco is still moving and lightweight fun, though, even if it doesn’t capitalize on all its wondrously creative ideas.

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★ ★

Robert Kojder

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