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Sorry Movie Theaters, I’m Never Going Back

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Sorry Movie Theaters, I’m Never Going Back
Josh Hendrickson

The final two years have been terrible for any variety of causes. However alongside the way in which, we briefly tried an experiment: what if film theaters shifted to streaming as a substitute? Now issues are slowly shifting again to the established order. And you recognize what? There’s no approach I’m ever going again to the theater.

I say this as a former movie show fan, and sure, the expertise nonetheless holds nostalgia for me. Film theaters have been, for a very long time, a spot to flee actual life, go on a date, or simply cross a number of hours. As a life-long geek, the period of Marvel (sorry, DC, however please strive once more) has been a little bit of a dream come true. I assumed I’d at all times be among the many first in line to see the most recent Star Trek, Star Wars, or Avengers film. However now I don’t need that anymore. And better of all, I don’t must both.

Time Off From Film Theaters

A Gogru doll next to a popcorn maker and soda bottle
Josh Hendrickson

From mid-2020 by means of the top of 2021, I by no means noticed a film in a theater. For the longest time, they have been closed, and even after they did reopen, loads of the films I cared about skipped them completely. Whether or not it was Raya and the Final DragonBlack Widow, or Surprise Lady 1984, I didn’t must go to a theater. As an alternative, I had the choice to look at the movie from the consolation of my house. The final film I noticed in theaters was Sonic the Hedgehog in April 2020, simply because the pandemic began getting underway.

Streaming motion pictures from house led us to look at extra movies than in earlier years. In spite of everything, it wasn’t so dangerous to take an opportunity on a film if we didn’t must pay additional—as was the case with SoulThe Matrix Resurrections, and Surprise Lady 1984. And that turned out for one of the best too. Are you able to think about my disappointment if I had paid for theater tickets to see the most recent Matrix film?

In fact, streaming from house did current a number of issues. Going to a theater is an expertise—the massive display screen, the huge sound, the popcorn, and even the shared cheers all add to the enjoyable. The second when Captain America summoned Mjölnir (uh, spoilers, I suppose?) stands out not only for an unbelievable second but in addition for the deafening cries of triumph from the viewers.

One of many final motion pictures I noticed earlier than the lockdown started wasn’t even a brand new movie. My native theater determined to do a particular exhibiting of Howl’s Shifting Fort. Although I do know most gained’t agree with me, Howl’s Shifting Fort is, for my part, one of the best of Studio Ghibli’s movies. The music is terrific, the story poignant, and the characters are utter perfection. However nobody I do know feels the identical approach concerning the film, so attending to see it with like-minded strangers within the movie show felt like a particular expertise.

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However it was additionally type of horrible as a result of the individual subsequent to me wouldn’t cease loudly buzzing alongside to all of the songs. Attempt as I would to get pleasure from seeing Howl’s Shifting Fort in a brand new approach, the distracting buzzing detracted from an in any other case pleasant expertise. And that is among the largest issues with film theaters (apart from the worth).

The Film Experiences Sucks Now

People talking on the phone in a movie theater
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It’s arduous to fathom how I used to take a look at the movie show expertise with fondness. Streaming wasn’t an possibility when Spider-Man: No Manner Dwelling hit theaters in December 2021. We selected to go to the theater for the primary time since April 2020. After greater than a 12 months away, we thought it’d be the right time to see what we’d been lacking.

The brand new Spider-Man film ought to have been the right “return to theaters” possibility, too. Very similar to Avengers: Endgame, the movie incorporates loads of moments designed to get the viewers to cheer collectively. However… that didn’t occur.

As an alternative, all through the film, individuals talked loudly about something however the film. Others have been utilizing their smartphones with the brightness turned all the way in which up. Youngsters, probably on the theater for the primary time, walked round unimpeded by dad and mom, blocking the display screen at instances even with stadium seating. A child cried almost your complete time. One other household determined at least 3 times that they wanted extra snacks and all left as a gaggle, strolling by means of my row.

It was terrible, and I didn’t benefit from the expertise in any respect. Worse but, I paid rather a lot for the tickets, plus costly popcorn and soda. The evening price me over $50, solely to seek out me and my household depressing. Certain the “viewers cheer moments” occurred, and I loved them—however I used to be always struggling to listen to, see, and ignore the individuals round me. Even these “cheer moments” moments have been muted in comparison with what they need to have been.

And it’s not that’s the primary time this has occurred. Going to a film, particularly a well-liked one is a crapshoot. Possibly you’ll have an incredible viewers that simply desires to look at the movie. Or maybe you’ll end up subsequent to a jerk who truly solutions the telephone. Or the theater might be dangerous after I went to see the primary Surprise Lady, the theater’s horrible lighting setup marred the expertise and washed out the display screen for over half the movie.

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We realized we hadn’t been proud of the theater expertise in a very long time after we thought of it. We stored attempting totally different theaters considering a specific location was responsible—however the issue is us. My household simply doesn’t benefit from the “collective stranger” expertise anymore. We would like the massive display screen, the implausible sound, the popcorn, and the soda. However with out the opposite individuals and the excessive costs. And the excellent news is we already solved that.

Construct Your Personal Film Theater

A giant 120 inch screen displaying 'Finding Neo'
Josh Hendrickson

So the dangerous information is, I don’t wish to go to film theaters anymore. The excellent news is, within the final couple of years, I’ve slowly constructed out a house theater worthy of the expertise I cherished. I used to suppose that the dream of a “house theater” was out of attain for me for varied causes. I’m not a wealthy man, so I gained’t have a customized theater with stadium-style seats able to host prolonged household and buddies.

And I reside in a ranch-style house with decently excessive ceilings, however not so excessive that I may cling a projector. My home’s massive home windows are additionally an issue, as vivid lights are the enemy of projectors. I’ve a completed basement the place the home windows aren’t a difficulty, however it has even decrease ceilings and a large duct operating by means of the center, making that complete part barely clear my head.

However, even for those who don’t have area for a conventional projector, you possibly can nonetheless make one work; it simply may entail spending extra. Extremely-Quick Throw projectors are good for smaller houses like mine, as they will reside simply inches away from the wall and nonetheless mission a display screen 100 inches or extra. However there’s a projector to your house, no matter measurement and form.

Purchase the proper projector, and it’s possible you’ll not even want a sound system. An increasing number of include comparatively first rate sound as of late, however for those who actually need a theater expertise, you’ll must step as much as one thing higher. Should you don’t have quite a lot of room, you possibly can strive a soundbar. A 7.1 encompass system, or higher, will enable you to get an entire “film expertise,” although.

I made a decision to construct my 7.1 encompass system one piece at a time. I began with the receiver and floor-standing audio system, then added one other speaker within the system each time my funds allowed. In the long run, I constructed a system that rumbles the home throughout Jurassic Park and makes each recreation extra lifelike. My solely grievance about Sony receivers is the corporate’s insistence on pre-named inputs.

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Two arcades next to a mini fridge
Josh Hendrickson

In fact, you possibly can cease there and meet the minimal necessities of a “house theater.” However you’d be lacking out. Each film requires popcorn; fortunately, it’s not arduous to make at house. However skip the microwave stuff. As an alternative, you possibly can go for a small air popper or the entire “theater look” with a bigger popcorn maker.

Similar to the films

West Bend Theater Fashion Popcorn Maker

If you would like conventional popcorn to the max, that is the machine to get. You may dump kernels and butter, then watch as they pop into the container beneath. Open the door and scoop some out when it is prepared.

In fact, probably the greatest components about theaters rising up was the arcade machines. If we have been fortunate, we may present up early or keep late and drop a number of quarters. However now you possibly can convey your individual machine house, whether or not that be Terminator 2, a pinball machine, or a traditional fighter.

Hadoken!

Arcade1Up Capcom Legacy Version

Probably the greatest issues about this specific Arcade1Up machine is that it comes with 12 video games as a substitute of the standard 2 or 3. Should you love fighters, particularly ‘Avenue Fighter,’ that is the one to get.

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From there, it’s nearly including no matter touches that you must full the setup. That might be a minifridge to maintain snacks and drinks on the prepared or an overpriced duplicate of essentially the most lovely character in Star Wars since BB-8. The sky is the restrict (or possibly your funds is). However one of the best half is, solely the individuals you invite can come over.

And when you’ll most likely spend extra money on the setup than you’ll on film tickets and overpriced popcorn in a 12 months, you get to make use of the theater daily (even for gaming!) as a substitute of on particular events solely. You possibly can even watch baseball or an episode of Holey Moley. We gained’t inform.

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Film Review: The Fire Inside – SLUG Magazine

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The Fire Inside
Director: Rachel Morrison
Michael De Luca Productions, PASTEL
In Theaters: 12.25

I’m not a fan of combat sports in real life, yet I find that movies about them are nearly irresistible. Whether it’s Rocky, The Karate Kid, Warrior or the upcoming wrestling flick Unstoppable, the underdog who comes out swinging and bests their bigger, more experienced opponent always plays. It’s also nearly always the same movie, and that’s what makes The Fire Inside a knockout.

In this fact–based story, Claressa Shields (Ryan Destiny, A Girl Like Grace, Oracle) is a young woman from Flint, Michigan, who has one skill and one passion: boxing. Despite limited support from her family, Claressa is taken under the wing of Jason Crutchfield (Brian Tyree Henry, If Beale Street Could Talk, Godzilla vs. Kong), a coach at a local gym. As Jason becomes as much a surrogate father as a coach, Claressa trains with a ferocious determination and earns a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic team —  Claressa “T-Rex” Shields becomes the first American woman to take home the gold in the sport at age 16. From there, Claressa goes from being a poor inner city kid with nothing to … a poor inner city kid with a gold medal overnight.  There are no endorsement deals, no professional career and seemingly no new worlds to conquer. As Claressa fights discouragement, she must find a path to lead her beyond a one time victory into a lasting better life.

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Rachel Morrison, the first woman to be nominated for an Academy Award for her work on Black Panther, makes a strong directorial debut, coming out swinging. She’s ably assisted by a terrific script by Barry Jenkins (Moonlight). The Fire Inside transcends the tropes of the genre by reaching the rush of climactic fight and then daring not to end there, instead delving into the reality that in Shields’  life, one triumph in the sports world doesn’t change your circumstances, especially for an uncouth young woman with no interest in playing the public relations game and selling a softer, more traditionally feminine image. We’ve heard the cliche “this isn’t just a movie about sports, it’s about life,” but such a candid look at a life-changing moment that does nothing to change your life, and learning how to face this, was something refreshingly new and honest. The often bleak and at times stunningly beautiful cinematography by Rina Yang, along with the stirring score by Tamar-kali, lift the sensory experience and go a long way to making this one a winner. 

Destiny shows potential as a breakout star, commanding the screen as effortlessly as Claressa commands the ring. Henry is the highlight of any film he’s in, and The Fire Inside is no exception, with his grounded performance keeping the film moving along and setting the tone for a story about learning that you can still lean on others while you’re believing in yourself. The sizzling chemistry between these two actors drives a poignant and entertaining story to a satisfying and believable conclusion that’s not the one you’re expecting.

The Fire Inside is a breath of fresh air in a genre that far too often settles for stale and dank. It provides enough inspirational warmth to fulfill its duties as an uplifting sports movie, but its got the stamina and the drive to go a few extra rounds and push its own limits. Unlike most boxing films, this champ doesn’t pull any punches. –Patrick Gibbs

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Movie review: Reverence to source material drains life from ‘Nosferatu’

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Passion projects are often lauded simply for their passion, for the sheer effort that it took to bring a dream to life. Sometimes, that celebration of energy expended can obfuscate the artistic merits of a film, as the blinkered vision of a dedicated auteur can be a film’s saving grace, or its death knell. This is one of the hazards of the passion project, which is satirically explored in the 2000 film “Shadow of the Vampire,” a fictionalized depiction of the making of F.W. Murnau’s 1922 silent horror film “Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror,” in which John Malkovich plays the filmmaker obsessed with “authentic” horror.

This meta approach is a clever twist on the iconic early horror movie that looms large in our cultural memory. Inspired by Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel “Dracula” (with names and details changed in order to skirt the lack of rights to the book), “Nosferatu” is a landmark example of German Expressionism, and Max Schreck’s performance as the vampire is one of the genre’s unforgettable villains.

“Nosferatu” has inspired many filmmakers over a century — Werner Herzog made his own bleak and lonely version with Klaus Kinski in 1979; Francis Ford Coppola went directly to the source material for his lushly Gothic “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” in 1992. Now, Robert Eggers, who gained auteur status with his colonial horror film “The Witch,” the Edgar Allen Poe-inspired two-hander “The Lighthouse,” and a Viking epic “The Northman,” delivers his ultimate passion project: a direct remake of Murnau’s film.

His first non-original screenplay, Eggers’ version isn’t a “take” on “Nosferatu,” so much as it is an overly faithful retelling, so indebted to its inspiration that it’s utterly hamstrung by its own reverence. If “Shadow of the Vampire” is a playful spin, Eggers’ “Nosferatu” is an utterly straight-faced and interminably dull retread of the 1922 film. It’s the exact same movie, just with more explicit violence and sex. And while Eggers loves to pay tribute to the style and form of cinema history in his work, the sexual politics of his “Nosferatu” feel at least 100 years old.

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“Nosferatu” is a story about real estate and sexual obsession. A young newlywed, Thomas Hutter (Nicholas Hoult) is dispatched from his small German city to the Carpathian Mountains in order to execute the paperwork on the purchase of a rundown manor for a mysterious Count Orlok (an unrecognizable Bill Skarsgård), a tall, pale wraith with a rumbling voice that sounds like a beehive.

Thomas has a generally bad time with the terrifying Count Orlok, while his young bride at home, the seemingly clairvoyant Ellen (Lily-Rose Depp) is taken with terrifying nightmares and bouts of sleepwalking, consumed by psychic messages from the Count, who has become obsessed with her. He makes his way to his new home in a rat-infested ship, unleashing a plague; Ellen weighs whether she should sacrifice herself to the Count in order to save the town, which consists of essentially three men: her husband, a doctor (Ralph Ineson) and an occultist scientist (Willem Dafoe).

There’s a moment in the first hour of “Nosferatu” where it seems like Eggers’ film is going to be something new, imbued with anthropological folklore, rather than the expressionist interpretation of Murnau. Thomas arrives in a Romanian village, where he encounters a group of jolly gypsies who laugh at him, warn him, and whose blood rituals he encounters in the night. It’s fascinating, fresh, culturally specific, and a new entry point to this familiar tale. Orlok’s mustachioed visage could be seen as a nod to the real Vlad the Impaler, who likely inspired Stoker.

But Eggers abandons this tack and steers back toward leaden homage. The film is a feat of maximalist and moody production design and cinematography, but the tedious and overwrought script renders every character two-dimensional, despite the effortful acting, teary pronunciations and emphatically delivered declarations.

Depp whimpers and writhes with aplomb, but her enthusiastically physical performance never reaches her eyes — unless they’re rolling into the back of her head. Regardless of their energetic ministrations, she and Hoult are unconvincing. Dafoe, as well as Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin, as family friends who take in Ellen, bring a winking campiness, breathing life into the proceedings, while Simon McBurney devilishly goes for broke as the Count’s familiar. However, every actor seems to be in a different movie.

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Despite the sex, nudity and declarations of desire, there’s no eroticism or sensuality; despite the blood and guts, there’s nothing scary about it either. This film is a whole lot of style in search of a better story, and without any metaphor or subtext, it’s a bore. Despite his passion for the project, or perhaps because of it, Eggers’ overwrought “Nosferatu” is dead on arrival, drained of all life and choked to death on its own worship.

‘Nosferatu’

GRADE: C

Rated R: for bloody violent content, graphic nudity and some sexual content

Running time: 135 minutes

In theaters Dec. 25

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Movie Review: Nicole Kidman commands the erotic office drama Babygirl

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The demands of achieving both one-day shipping and a satisfying orgasm collide in Halina Reijn’s “Babygirl,” a kinky and darkly comic erotic thriller about sex in the Amazon era.

Nicole Kidman stars as Romy Mathis, the chief executive of Tensile, a robotics business that pioneered automotive warehouses. In the movie’s opening credits, a maze of conveyor belts and bots shuttle boxes this way and that without a human in sight.

Romy, too, is a little robotic. She intensely presides over the company. Her eyes are glued to her phone. She gets Botox injections, practices corporate-speak presentations (“Look up, smile and never show your weakness”) and maintains a floor-through New York apartment, along with a mansion in the suburbs that she shares with her theater-director husband ( Antonio Banderas ) and two teenage daughters (Esther McGregor and Vaughan Reilly).

But the veneer of control is only that in “Babygirl,” a sometimes campy, frequently entertaining modern update to the erotically charged movies of the 1990s, like “Basic Instinct” and “9 ½ Weeks.” Reijn, the Danish director of “Bodies Bodies Bodies” has critically made her film from a more female point of view, resulting in ever-shifting gender and power dynamics that make “Babygirl” seldom predictable — even if the film is never quite as daring as it seems to thinks it is.

The opening moments of “Babygirl,” which A24 releases Wednesday, are of Kidman in close-up and apparent climax. But moments after she and her husband finish and say “I love you,” she retreats down the hall to writhe on the floor while watching cheap, transgressive internet pornography. The breathy soundtrack, by the composer Cristobal Tapia de Veer, heaves and puffs along with the film’s main character.

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One day while walking into the office, Romy is taken by a scene on the street. A violent dog gets loose but a young man, with remarkable calmness, calls to the dog and settles it. She seems infatuated. The young man turns out to be Samuel (Harris Dickinson), one of the interns just starting at Tensile. When they meet inside the building, his manner with her is disarmingly frank. Samuel arranges for a brief meeting with Romy, during which he tells her, point blank, “I think you like to be told what to do.” She doesn’t disagree.

Some of the same dynamic seen on the sidewalk, of animalistic urges and submission to them, ensues between Samuel and Romy. A great deal of the pleasure in “Babygirl” comes in watching Kidman, who so indelibly depicted uncompromised female desire in Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut,” again wade into the mysteries of sexual hunger.

“Babygirl,” which Reijn also wrote, is sometimes a bit much. (In one scene, Samuel feeds Romy saucers of milk while George Michael’s “Father Figure” blares.) But its two lead actors are never anything but completely magnetic. Kidman deftly portrays Romy as a woman falling helplessly into an affair; she both knows what she’s doing and doesn’t.

Dickinson exudes a disarming intensity; his chemistry with Kidman, despite their quickly forgotten age gap, is visceral. As their affair evolves, Samuel’s sense of control expands and he begins to threaten a call to HR. That he could destroy her doesn’t necessarily make Romy any less interested in seeing him, though there are some delicious post-#MeToo ironies in their clandestine CEO-intern relationship. Also in the mix is Romy’s executive assistant, Esme (Sophie Wilde, also very good), who’s eager for her own promotion.

Where “Babygirl” heads from here, I won’t say. But the movie is less interested in workplace politics than it is in acknowledging authentic desires, even if they’re a little ludicrous. There’s genuine tenderness in their meetings, no matter the games that are played. Late in the film, Samuel describes it as “two children playing.”

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As a kind of erotic parable of control, “Babygirl” is also, either fittingly or ironically, shot in the very New York headquarters of its distributor, A24. For a studio that’s sometimes been accused of having a “house style,” here’s a movie that goes one step further by literally moving in.

What about that automation stuff earlier? Well, our collective submission to digital overloads might have been a compelling jumping-off point for the film, but along the way, not every thread gets unraveled in the easily distracted “Babygirl.” Saucers of milk will do that.

“Babygirl,” an A24 release, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for “strong sexual content, nudity and language.” Running time: 114 minutes. Three stars out of four.

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