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Old Guy (2024) – Movie Review

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Old Guy (2024) – Movie Review

Old Guy, 2024.

Directed by Simon West.
Starring Christoph Waltz, Cooper Hoffman, Lucy Liu, Desmond Eastwood, and Ann Akinjirin.

SYNOPSIS:

Follows a contract killer facing the end of his career who is thrilled when The Company pulls him back into the field training Gen Z newcomer: Wihlborg, a prodigy assassin with an attitude.

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Christoph Waltz is a treasure of an actor, with his smooth voice, charm with a hint of danger, and one-of-a-kind grin. Unfortunately, his career following his Best Supporting Actor Oscar wins for Inglourious Basterds (2009) and Django Unchained (2012) has been hit-and-miss at best. The latest disappointment to waste his talents is Old Guy, a crime comedy as generic as its title.

Old Guy finds Waltz playing Danny Dolinski, an aging assassin dealing with arthritis in his shooting hand. After completing easy jobs, Dolinski likes to spend his time in dance clubs at night and drinking booze in the morning. His successful career and hedonistic activities hit a speedbump when his handler, Opal (Ann Akinjirin), tells him that he must train his replacement.

The new blood is Wihlborg (Cooper Hoffman), a hitman with skill but a tendency to kill bystanders. He and Dolinski are assigned to take out a few members of the Irish mob. They butt heads as they have decidedly different methods for executing missions. Along for the ride is Anata (Lucy Liu), an associate and friend of Dolinski who may or may not have feelings for him.

Greg Johnson’s screenplay for Old Guy has a routine setup similar to The Mechanic (1972) and dozens of other hitman flicks. The dialogue falls back on post-Tarantino banter while the plot becomes less interesting and more convoluted as it moves along. Anata and Danny even have the oldest conversation in these types of movies, where two professionals suddenly dream of moving on to a “regular life.” But maybe they’re not professionals as they often give away their names and leave behind DNA at the scenes of crimes.

Simon West, the director of the dumb-but-fun Con Air (1997), continues his recent run of duds with Old Guy. He delivers some style in bringing Johnson’s script to the screen, but his touch is surprisingly relaxed here. For being a director known for staging cartoonish actioners, West injects Old Guy with little urgency. The film at least looks very good though, with cool blues and warm oranges in the lighting and a colorful opening credits sequence in the Saul Bass mode.

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Waltz and Hoffman do what they can to elevate the film and share an easy chemistry. A handful of the scenes they have together are entertaining, including a hit on a golf course that goes amusingly wrong. Liu, however, is given a thankless role and has little to do. These three actors deserve better material to bite into together.

Old Guy is never terrible, but it’s ultimately bland and forgettable. Waltz is enjoyably loose and the film has its moments. The Oscar winner should be leading all-star dramas though, not being the saving grace of boilerplate crime comedies.

Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★

Daniel Rester is a freelance film critic and a member of the Hollywood Creative Alliance. He holds a bachelor’s degree with a double major in Film/TV and Emerging Media and Digital Arts.

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Review | Hoppers: Pixar’s new animation is a hilarious, heartfelt animal Avatar

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Review | Hoppers: Pixar’s new animation is a hilarious, heartfelt animal Avatar

4/5 stars

Bounding into cinemas just in time for spring, the latest Pixar animation is a pleasingly charming tale of man vs nature, with a bit of crazy robot tech thrown in.

The star of Hoppers is Mabel Tanaka (voiced by Piper Curda), a young animal-lover leading a one-girl protest over a freeway being built through the tranquil countryside near her hometown of Beaverton.

Because the freeway is the pet project of the town’s popular mayor, Jerry (Jon Hamm), who is vying for re-election, Mabel’s protests fall on deaf ears.

Everything changes when she stumbles upon top-secret research by her biology professor, Dr Sam Fairfax (Kathy Najimy), that allows for the human consciousness to be linked to robotic animals. This lets users get up close and personal with other species.

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“This is like Avatar,” Mabel coos, and, in truth, it is. Plugged into a headset, Mabel is reborn inside a robotic beaver. She plans to recruit a real beaver to help populate the glade, which is set to be destroyed by Jerry’s proposed road.
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‘How to Make a Killing’

Directed by John Patton Ford (R)

★★

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Roll On 18 Wheeler: Errol Sack’s ‘TRUCKER’ (2026) – Movie Review – PopHorror

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Roll On 18 Wheeler: Errol Sack’s ‘TRUCKER’ (2026) – Movie Review – PopHorror

I am a sucker for all those straight-to-video slasher movies from the 90’s; there was just a certain point where you knew the acting was terrible, however, it made you fall in love. I can definitely remember scanning the video store sections for all the different horror movies I could. All those movies had laughable names and boom mics accidentally getting in the frame. Trucker seems like a child of all those old dreams, because it is.

Let’s get into the review.

Synopsis

When a group of reckless teens cause an accident swroe to never speak of it.  The father is reescued by a strange man. from the wreckage and nursed back to health by a mysterious old man. When the group agrees to visit the accident scene, they meet their match from a strange masked trucker and all his toys with revenge on his mind.

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Trucker is what you would imagine: a movie about a psychotic trucker chasing you. We have seen it many, many times. What makes the film so different is its homage to bad movies but good ideas. I don’t mean in a negative way. When you think of a slasher movie, it’s not very complicated; as a matter of fact, it takes five minutes to piece the film together. This is so simple and childlike, and I absolutely love it. Trucker gave us something a little different, not too gory, bad CGI fire, I mean, this is all we old schlock horror fans want. Trucker is the type of film that you expect from a Tubi Original, on speed. However, I would take this over any Tubi Original.

I found some parts that were definitely a shout-out to the slasher humor from all those movies. Another good point that made the film shine was the sets. I guess what I can say is the film is everything Joy Ride should have been. While most modern slashers are trying to recreate the 1980s, the film stands out with its love for those unloved 1990’s horror films. While most see Joyride, you are extremely mistaken, my friend; you will enjoy this film much more.

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In The End

In the end, I enjoyed the entire film. At first, I saw it listed as an action thriller; I was pleasantly surprised, and Trucker pulled at my heart strings, enveloping me in its comfort from a long-forgotten time in horror. It’s a nostalgic blast for me, thinking back to that time, my friends, my youth, and finding my new home. Horror fans are split down the middle: from serial-killer clowns (my side) to elevated horror, where an artist paints a forty-thousand-year-old demon that chases them around an upper-class studio apartment. I say that a lot, but it’s the best way to describe some things.

The entire movie had me cheering while all the people I hated suffered dire consequences for their actions. It’s the same old story done in a way that we rabid fans could drool over, and it worked. In all the bad in the world today, and my only hope for the future is the soon-to-end Terrifier franchise. However, the direction was a recipe to succeed with 40+ year old horror fans like me. I see the film as a hope for tomorrow, leading us into a new era.

Trucker is set to release on March 10th, 2026

 

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