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MOVIE REVIEWS: “Magazine Dreams” – Valdosta Daily Times
MOVIE REVIEWS: “Magazine Dreams”
Published 12:09 pm Thursday, March 27, 2025
- Adann-Kennn-J. Alexxandar
“Magazine Dreams”
(Drama: 2 hours, 04 minutes)
Starring: Jonathan Majors, Harrison Page and Michael O’Hearn
Director: Elijah Bynum
Rated: R (Violent content, drug use, sexual material/nudity and strong language)
Movie Review:
Say what you want about Jonathan Majors, but he has the best-toned physique of any actor. He fits this role physically because of that. More impressively, he can act. He delivers powerful performances. “Magazine Dreams” gives Majors a chance to shine magnificently, even if one resents his character’s actions here. Majors carries this movie as an optimistic but crazed bodybuilder.
Majors plays Killian Maddox, an amateur bodybuilder whose dream is to one day be featured on magazine covers like his idol, Brad Vanderhorn (a nice turn by pro bodybuilder Michael O’Hearn). His only interaction comes from taking care of his ailing grandfather, William Lattimore (Harrison Page). Maddox has a past that haunts him daily. He suffers from childhood trauma, obsessive-compulsive disorder tendencies regarding violent thoughts, health issues from drug use, and social isolation. Maddox’s ambition for recognition leads him down dangerous paths.
Just when one feels compassion for Killian Maddox, he does something repulsive that makes him a priority case of confinement in a mental facility. He does retain some sympathy as one realizes he has been through multiple traumas in the past via flashback scenes. He also faces issues in the present. Majors is an impeccable actor in these scenes, even when Maddox becomes repugnant and difficult to tolerate.
One of this movie’s best moments has Maddox on a date with Jessie, played well by Haley Bennett. Jessie is a longtime crush of Maddox’s. He purposely goes to her job at a grocery store to see her often. When they finally go on a date, Maddox is anxious yet finally getting the attention he craved. The moment is awkward to the point that Bennett’s distraught portrayal of Jessie in this scene appears actual. The scene creates a nice mood of trepidation.
Killian Maddox’s idol, Brad Vanderhorn, is played by Michael O’Hearn, a fitness model and professional bodybuilder who is a four-time Mr. Universe and has appeared on over 470 magazine covers. This is a nice facet of this photoplay and works to make this authentic to the fitness sport that is portrayed. Maddox searches for perfection, and he believes Vanderhorn has achieved that.
Elijah Bynum’s directorial debut was the 2017 movie “Hot Summer Nights,” starring a youthful Timothée Chalamet. Bynum is also a writer. As such, his problem is he gives characters, primarily the main player, too many tragedies at once. Audiences barely have a chance to get to know his characters before Bynum has them endure continual catastrophes.
Otherwise, Bynum takes his audiences on a mental trek through the dreams of a megalomaniac. Bynum teases with foreshadowing, only to pivot and surprise his viewers. However, Jonathan Majors is the impressive main attraction and makes “Magazine Dreams” worthwhile cinema.
Grade: B (“Magazine Dreams” deserves some attention on magazine covers.)
“The Alto Knights”
(Biography Crime/Drama: 2 hours, 03 minutes)
Starring: Robert De Niro, Debra Messing and Kathrine Narducci
Director: Barry Levinson
Rated: R (Violence and pervasive language)
Movie Review:
Robert De Niro leads this cast, playing two actual notorious leaders of organized crime. While De Niro is incredible, this movie seems an attempt to show his skilled acting ability. Audiences know he is talented. But the crime drama aspects are repetitive tropes that clash with the documentary-esque scenes inserted in between one mob hit after the next.
De Niro plays Frank Costello and Vito Genovese. The two grew up as best friends in New York City. After Genovese returns from overseas, Costello has changed; he is trying to live a legit life with his wife of 38 years, Bobbie (an exquisite Debra Messing). Costello’s influence on government leaders, unions and charity organizations gains him considerable power without any crime syndicate tactics. He is known as a good citizen and for the people. He wants to leave his mob days behind him. Genovese does not like what Costello has become and wants to rub him out. After Genovese’s hitman fails to assassinate Costello, a mafia cold war commences.
Director Barry Levinson (“Rain Man,” 1989) and producers, led by Irwin Winkler (“Rocky,” 1977) along with Winkler’s sons Charles and David, have enough influence and capital to have cast someone opposite of Robert De Niro. The actor’s ability to superbly play two very different people is a diverting part of this period crime drama. His performance usurps attention away from a cyclical story. This is reasonable considering Nicholas Pileggi’s screenplay consists of overused mobster stereotypes interrupted by documentary-style interviews of De Niro playing an older version of Costello.
Grade: C+ (De Niro shines as usual, but this movie is not quite ready for full knighthood.)
“Locked”
(Thriller: 1 hour, 35 minutes)
Starring: Bill Skarsgård, Anthony Hopkins and Ashley Cartwright
Director: David Yarovesky
Rated: R (Strong language, gore, strong violence and drug use)
Movie Review:
“Locked” is an intriguing movie that brings together horror actors Anthony Hopkins (“The Silence of the Lambs,” 1992) and Bill Skarsgård (Pennywise in “It,” 2017). The two have an interesting battle of intellect, all from the setting of a luxury vehicle in this survival thriller.
Eddie Barrish (Skarsgård) is a thief and father to Sarah Barrish (Cartwright). Out of desperation, he attempts to steal a luxury SUV on a Friday. He manages to get into the vehicle but is unable to exit it. Enter William (Hopkins), a wealthy man tired of law enforcement’s inability to stop crimes. William has rigged the vehicle as a large snare for criminals. Eddie took the bait and is now William’s prisoner.
The best of this thriller is Bill Skarsgård and Sir Anthony Hopkins. They trade barbs regarding law and order, the nature of criminals, socioeconomic status versus need, and thoughts on family duties. Director David Yarovesky (“Brightburn,” 2019) should have made this the movie’s focus. Instead, the movie becomes something different ultimately.
This movie has a disturbing aura, although most of “Locked’s” runtime happens inside a very nice vehicle parked in a busy downtown parking lot. It could be a more intense thriller, but the writers did not know just where to settle their screenplay. The movie is an interesting psychological thriller but digresses into being a lesser terror-driven movie at points.
Grade: B- (Get locked in with an escape plan.),
“Snow White”
(Fantasy/Musical: 1 hour, 49 minutes)
Starring: Rachel Zegler, Gal Gadot and Andrew Burnap
Director: Marc Webb
Rated: R (Violence, some peril, thematic elements and brief rude humor.)
Movie Review:
“Snow White” gets a modernized ending in this feminist version of the tale. The actual fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm is a short story that Disney expanded into an animated cartoon in 1937, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” This current “Snow White” is a live-action production that expands its story without improving upon the rich source of prior cinematic and literary works.
Snow White (Zegler) becomes the adversary of her stepmother, a vain evil queen (Gadot). With the help of seven dwarfs and a band of merry people led by a charismatic Jonathan (Burnlap), Snow White challenges the queen’s authority, hoping to return the kingdom to prosperity for all citizens.
This version of “Snow White” is easy to watch but its most memorable aspects are the Seven Dwarfs, whose parts are lessened here. They have always been an integral part of this fairy tale, but writer Erin Cressida Wilson’s screenplay makes this an empowerment story rather than an adventurous escape.
Grade: C (Not as endearing as its sources.)
“Ash”
(Science-Fiction/
Starring: Eiza González, Aaron Paul and Iko Uwais
Director: Flying Lotus
Rated: R (Bloody violence, gore and strong language)
Movie Review:
Much of this science-fiction thriller happens in foggy outdoor scenes and dark interior spaces. It also features flashy psychedelic imagery. These aspects conceal bad set designs and a wayward narrative.
Riya (González) is part of a terraforming team on the planet Ash. Riya awakes with unexplained bruises. Even more, she finds others of the crew were viciously murdered. As she searches for answers, she experiences flashbacks of terrifying images she must use to determine what happened.
Voyage of the damned is the fate of this sci-fi story. The movie appears like someone did drugs and then decided to make a movie while under the influence. That may explain the 1960s-like trippy effects style.
González’s performance is engaging, but the story in which she exists is clumsily rendered. This feels more like a Syfy channel movie than the deep intellectual movie it attempts to be.
Grade: D (It is ashy.)
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Is ‘Josie and the Pussycats’ (2001) Really Even A Rock N Roll Movie? (FILM REVIEW) – Glide Magazine
The satirical romp Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is a fun movie. But is it a great rock ‘n’ roll movie?
Eh, not so fast on that second one. Welcome back to Glide’s quest for what makes a good rock ‘n’ roll movie. Last month, we looked at Almost Famous, a great launching pad because it gets so much right. And every first Friday, we’ll take another look at a rock ‘n’ movie and ask what it means in the larger pantheon. This month, the Glide’s screening room brings you Josie and the Pussycahttps://glidemagazine.com/322100/almost-perfect-why-almost-famous-sets-the-gold-standard-for-rock-movies/ts. The film is a live-action take on the classic comic-and-cartoon property of a sugary, all-girl rock trio that exists in the world of Riverdale, a.k.a. fictional home of the iconic Archie Andrews.
But this Josie has next to nothing to do with Riverdale and is instead a satire of consumerism and ’00s boy bands. A worthy target, and a topic that has stayed worthy in the quarter-century since Josie dropped. The film was not a hit, but it has become something of a cult classic (like many movies featured in this series).
The plot is fairly simple. Wyatt Frame, an evil corporate type, is making piles of money off boy band Du Jour. They start to wise up to his evil scheme and have to be… taken care of. Frame needs a new group to front his plot, which revolves around mind control to push consumer culture. Enter Josie and the Pussycats, who are about to have a whirlwind ride to the top. And along the way, foil a plot with tentacles so far-reaching they have ensnared… Carson Daly?
Josie is a fun, clever movie, but it doesn’t have a whole lot to say about real rock ‘n’ roll, unless you want to simply accept a perspective that it’s just another cynical consumer-driven product. Even that is an argument that can be made, as long as you’re willing to ignore underground and indie scenes and passionate artists making amazing music.
And it is true that this is a theme of Josie. The band triumphs at the end via their authentic music. But it somehow doesn’t feel authentic, which makes it something of a hollow victory. Let’s consider the criteria already established for a good rock ‘n’ roll movie, and how Josie delivers on that front. The first is in the characters department. The film dodges the previously established Buckethead Paradox, which states that “The real-life rock stars are so much larger than life that you can’t make up credible fictional versions. There is no way someone like Buckethead would come out of a writer’s room and make it to a screen.”
For better or worse, Josie dodges the Paradox by essentially embracing it. The characters themselves are cartoons, and there’s no effort at realism. Given that intent is a huge part of art, it seems unfair to call these characters “cartoons” as a criticism, and it should probably be a compliment. At the same time, they aren’t particularly memorable, which is not a great quality.
And—as a bonus—Tara Reid is perfectly cast as drummer Melody Valentine. Josie was a few years after her turn in Around the Fire (1998), an unintentionally hilarious classic that plays like a jam band afterschool special from the producers of Reefer Madness (look for this amazing film in an upcoming piece).
The acting in general is good, with Rachel Leigh Cook as Josie McCoy and Rosario Dawson as bassist Valerie Brown rounding out the band. And Alan Cumming almost steals the show as sleazy corporate weasel Wyatt Frame.
The character of Wyatt is the film’s funniest riff on a rock ‘n’ roll archetype: the sleazy, corporate manager accompanied by assorted crooked accountants. From Colonel Tom Parker to Albert Grossman to The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle. It’s all about the benjamins. Which is where the music comes in. If the music is good, that’s what makes it worth it. And Josie’s music has aged particularly well. It’s well-recorded, produced and executed. The songs are particularly catchy. The vocals are by Kay Hanley of Letters to Cleo. Much of the soundtrack sounds like a lost album from The Muffs, and one wonders why Kim Shattuck wasn’t involved.
There’s an argument that power pop was never supposed to be dangerous, and that the Muffs aren’t dangerous either. Fair on the surface, but they played real punk clubs and came from a real scene. There’s not even a hint of that in Josie. So an argument that they play pop punk (which they kinda do) is really lacking the punk part.
And it was produced by Babyface, of all people. While that doesn’t seem like it should lead to great rock ‘n’ roll, sometimes preconceptions are wrong.
That said, this is a very commercial product and sound—as catchy as it is—so maybe it’s not a misconception. Maybe the right question to ask is whether it’s all too perfect? And that’s what gives this ostensibly rock ‘n’ film a smoothed-down edge? After all, the basic ingredients are there. But part of what makes good rock good is that it feels actually dangerous. Maybe there are some actual subversive messages, or a genuine counterculture scene. And Josie simply isn’t that film. The soundtrack is fondly remembered enough that Hanley appeared live and performed the songs at a screening in 2017. That appearance also included the film’s stars Cook, Dawson and Reid.
It’s worth noting that while Cook and company obviously lip sync to the songs in the film, their performances are credible. They went through instrument boot camp, so they pull off the parts.
In the end, the film is primarily a satire of consumer culture. And even more strangely, is loaded with actual product placement. Clearly, the joke was intended to “hit harder” with real products, but having Target in the film constantly makes it feel like more of what it is parodying than a parody. Where’s the joke if the viewer actually pushes to shop at Target while watching the film? And if the filmmakers actually took money (which they almost certainly did)?
And perhaps that is the lesson for this month: a great rock ‘n’ roll movie needs to have something to say about the larger meaning or culture of the music. And while Josie may have a lot to say about culture in general, and it may say it in a fun and likeable way, it’s just not very rock ‘n’ roll. There’s no grit. Now, does it have some things to say about being in a band? Yes, though they are arguably true of most collaborations.
If someone in a hundred years wanted to understand early 21st century rock, Josie and the Pussycats is a bad choice. It doesn’t show the sweat of a performance or the smell of beer. But it’s a great choice for anyone looking for a light-hearted, fun watch with a great soundtrack. We could all use some sugar in our lives these days.
Join us again next month, when we’ll look at one of the inspirations for Josie, A Hard Day’s Night, the legendary first film from The Beatles
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Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man review – Tommy Shelby returns for muddy, bloody big-screen showdown
After six TV series from 2013 to 2022, which caused a worrying surge in flat cap-wearing among well-to-do men in country pubs, Peaky Blinders is now getting a hefty standalone feature film, a muscular picture swamped in mud and blood. This is the movie version of Steven Knight’s global small-screen hit, based on the real-life gangs that swaggered through Birmingham from Victorian times until well into the 20th century. Cillian Murphy returns with his uniquely unsettling, almost sightless stare as Tommy Shelby, family chieftain of a Romani-traveller gang, a man who has converted his trauma in the trenches of the first world war into a ruthless determination to survive and rule.
As we join the story some years after the curtain last came down, it is 1940, Britain’s darkest hour and Tommy is the crime-lion in winter. He now lives in a huge, remote mansion, far from the Birmingham crime scene he did so much to create, alone except for his henchman Johnny Dogs, played by Packy Lee. Evidently wearied and sickened by it all, Tommy is haunted by his ghosts and demons: memories of his late brother, Arthur, and dead daughter, Ruby, and working on what will be his definitive autobiography. (Sadly, we don’t get any scenes of Tommy having lunch with a drawling London publisher or agent.)
But a charismatic and beautiful woman, played by Rebecca Ferguson, brings Tommy news of what we already know: his malign idiot son Erasmus Shelby, played by Barry Keoghan, is now running the Peaky Blinders, a new gen-Z-style group of flatcappers raiding government armouries for guns that should really belong to the military. And if that wasn’t disloyal and unpatriotic enough, Erasmus has accepted a secret offer from a sinister Nazi fifth-columnist called Beckett, played by Tim Roth, to help distribute counterfeit currency which will destroy the economy and make Blighty easier to invade. Doesn’t Erasmus know what Adolf Hitler is going to do to his own Romani people? (To be fair to Erasmus, a lot of the poshest and most well-connected people in the land didn’t either.)
Clearly, Tommy is going to have to come down there and sort this mess out. And we get a very ripe scene in which soft-spoken Tommy turns up in the pub full of raucous idiots who cheek him. “Who the faaaaaack is ‘Tommy Shelby’?” sneers one lairy squaddie, who gets horribly schooled on that very subject.
In this movie, Tommy Shelby is against the Nazis, and he can’t get to be more of a good guy than that. (Tommy has evidently put behind him memories of Winston Churchill from the first two series, when Churchill was dead set on clamping down on the Peaky Blinders.) The war and the Nazis are a big theme for a big-screen treatment and screenwriter Knight and director Tom Harper put it across with some gusto as a kind of homefront war film, helped by their effortlessly watchable lead. Maybe you have to be fully invested in the TV show to really like it, although this canonisation of Tommy is a sentimental treatment of what we actually know of crime gangs in the second world war. Nevertheless, it is a resoundingly confident drama.
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Movie Review: Here comes “THE BRIDE!”, audacious and wild – Rue Morgue

That’s both a promise and a challenge she delivers, since what follows may rub some viewers the wrong way. Yet Gyllenhaal’s full-throttle commitment to her vision is compelling in and of itself, and she has marshalled an absolutely smashing-looking and -sounding production. The story proper begins in 1936 Chicago, which, like everything and everyplace else in the movie, has been luminously shot by cinematographer Lawrence Sher and sumptuously conjured by production designer Karen Murphy. Her involvement is appropriate given that her previous credits include Bradley Cooper’s A STAR IS BORN and Baz Luhrmann’s ELVIS, since among other things, THE BRIDE! is a nostalgic musical. Its Frankenstein (Christian Bale), who has taken the name of his maker, is obsessed with big-screen tuners, and imagines himself in elaborate song-and-dance numbers. (Considering the reception to JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX, one must applaud the daring of Warner Bros. for greenlighting another expensive film in which a tormented protagonist has that kind of fantasy life.)
THE BRIDE! may be revisionist on many levels, but its characterization of its “monster” holds true to past screen incarnations from Karloff’s to Elordi’s: His scarred appearance masks a lonely soul who desires companionship. Frankenstein has arrived in Chicago to seek out Dr. Cornelia Euphronious (Annette Bening), correctly believing she has the scientific know-how to create an appropriate mate for him. Rather than piece one together, Dr. Euphronious resurrects the corpse of Ida (Jessie Buckley), whose consorting with underworld types led to her brutal death. Previously chafing against the man’s world she inhabited in life, she becomes even more defiant and unruly as a revenant, apparently possessed by the spirit of Shelley herself, declaiming in free-associative sentences and quoting rebellious literature.
Buckley, currently an Oscar favorite for her very different literary-inspired role in HAMNET, tears into the role of the Bride (who now goes by the name Penny) with invigorating abandon that bursts off the screen. Unsure of her identity yet overflowing with self-confident bravado, she’s the opposite of the sensitive “Frank,” but they’re united by the world that stands against them. That becomes literal when a violent incident sends them on the lam, road-tripping to New York City and beyond, on a trail inspired by the films of Ronnie Reed (Jake Gyllenhaal), Frank’s favorite song-and-dance-man star.
With THE BRIDE!, Gyllenhaal has made a film that’s at once her very own and a feverish homage to all sorts of cinema past and present. It’s a horror story, a lovers-on-the-run movie, a crime thriller, a musical and more, and historical fealty be damned if it makes for a good scene (as when Penny and Frank sneak into a 3D movie over a decade before such features became popular). In-references are everywhere: It might just be a coincidence that the couple’s travels take them past Fredonia, NY (cf. “Freedonia” in the Marx Brothers’ DUCK SOUP), but it’s certainly no accident that the former Ida is targeted by a crime boss named Lupino, referencing the actress and pioneering filmmaker whose works included noirs and women’s-issues stories. Penny’s exploits lead legions of admiring women to adopt her look and anarchic attitude, echoing the first JOKER (while a headline calls them “Twisted Sisters”), and the use of one Irving Berlin song in a Frankensteinian context immediately recalls a classic comedic take on the property.
Whether the audience should be put in mind of a spoof at a key point in a film with different goals is another matter. At times like these, Gyllenhaal’s pastiche ambitions overtake emotional investment in the story. As strong as the two lead performances are (Bale is quite moving, conveying a great deal of soul from behind his extensive prosthetics), it’s easier to feel for them in individual scenes than during the entire course of the just-over-two-hour running time. The diversions can be entertaining, to be sure, but they also result in an uncertainty of tone. The dissonance continues straight through to the end, where the filmmaker’s choice of closing-credits song once again suggests we’re not supposed to take all this too seriously.
There’s nonetheless much to admire and enjoy about THE BRIDE!, and this kind of risk-taking by a major studio is always to be encouraged (especially considering that we’ll see how long that lasts at Warner Bros. once Paramount takes it over). Beyond the terrific work by the aforementioned actors, there’s fine support from Peter Sarsgaard and Penelope Cruz as detectives on Penny and Frank’s heels, with Sandy Powell’s lavish costumes and Hildur Guðnadóttir’s rich, varied score vital to fashioning this fully imagined world. Kudos also to makeup and prosthetics designer Nadia Stacey and to Chris Gallaher and Scott Stoddard, who did those honors on Frank, for their visceral, evocative work. Uneven as it may be, THE BRIDE! is also as alive! as any film you’ll likely see this year.
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