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‘Krazy House’ Review: A Sick and Twisted Sitcom Spoof That Overstays Its Welcome

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‘Krazy House’ Review: A Sick and Twisted Sitcom Spoof That Overstays Its Welcome

Remember that scene in Natural Born Killers in which the Juliette Lewis character enters a Married… with Children-style sitcom, with Rodney Dangerfield playing her dad? Imagine a whole movie based on that concept, add tons of violence and gore — not to mention gags about Christ and Catholicism, a tray-full of crystal meth and, in one late sequence, a dog that gets decapitated by a shotgun blast — and you’ll get an idea of what’s in store while watching the Sundance Midnight selection, Krazy House.   

As over-the-top as that already sounds, the film is even more exhausting to sit through — like a hard-R Saturday Night Live sketch that’s been taken way too far, to the point you’re just hoping that it stops. Relentless and off-putting, the English-language debut of Dutch hitmakers Steffen Haars and Flip van der Kuil is unlikely to land a wide audience in the U.S., though it may gain them a few cult followers.

Krazy House

The Bottom Line

Too krazy for general consumption.

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Venue: Sundance Film Festival (Midnight)
Cast: Nick Frost, Alicia Silverstone, Kevin Connolly, Jan Bijvoet, Gaite Janses, Walt Klink, Chris Peters, Matti Stooker
Directors, screenwriters: Steffen Haars, Flip van der Kuil

1 hour 26 minutes

Steffen & Flip, as they’re known at home, burst onto the scene in 2007 with the foul-mouthed teen TV series, New Kids, which they then adapted into the gonzo feature, New Kids Turbo. The latter grossed over $12 million and topped the local box office, becoming one of the most successful Dutch films of all time. The duo followed it up with a less successful sequel, New Kids Nitro; another action comedy, Ron Goossens, Low Budget Stuntman; and the raunchy, very inappropriately titled Bro’s Before Ho’s.

The filmmakers bring the same brand of chaos and lewd humor to Krazy House, which was inspired by classic ’80s sitcoms like Full House and Who’s the Boss? Taking that setup and turning it upside-down — as well as [SPOILER ALERT] sodomizing it several times with a porcelain Jesus statue — the directors transform an average if somewhat offbeat family comedy into a grueling bloodbath of debauchery.

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The victimized family in question is a clan of believers known, hardy har har, as the Christians. Nick Frost plays Ned the dad, Alicia Silverstone plays Eva the mom, and their teenage children Sarah and Adam are played by Dutch actors Gaite Jansen and Walt Klink. All seems well, sort of, in the Christian household when the movie starts, even if Ned and Eva don’t seem to really get along, and the latter has occasional flashes of murder and crucifixion.

Things slide quickly downhill when a trio of Russian thugs — Piotr (Jan Bijvoet), Dmitri (Chris Peters) and Igor (Matti Stooker) — connive their way into the house, taking the Christians hostage as they search for a hidden bag of money. Soon Sarah gets pregnant with Dmitri’s baby, Adam becomes a meth-head and Eva turns into Piotr’s prisoner.

It’s thus up to Ned to save the day, with Frost dropping the phony American accent as he transforms from a sweater-wearing Jesus freak into a blood-soaked revenge dad. Jesus himself also makes an appearance in the form of Kevin Connolly, who steps in for a few cringe-worthy scenes while Ned fights off evil, filling the Russians with bullet holes and other wounds.

Krazy House hardly elicits a laugh, even if a sitcom-style laugh track plays throughout the first part of the movie, which was shot to fit the old 4:3 boob tube aspect ratio. When the Russians arrive to wreak havoc and the film expands to widescreen, it becomes so persistent in its pursuit of bad and bawdy humor that it’s truly a test to sit through, not because of the gross-out factor but because the jokes are all kind of loud and dumb.

To their credit, the directors aren’t afraid to take things way too far — which could be considered a quality in and of itself, but not one that’s sustainable for nearly 90 minutes of action. How many movies, you may ask, feature the flaming corpse of a newborn used as a projectile? Or Nick Frost screaming “fuck you, Jesus Christ!” while he’s nailed to the cross? Surely not many, which is why Krazy House is both unique and, alas, uniquely unbearable.    

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‘Tiny Lights’ Review: Empathetic Czech Drama Sees the World Through a Child’s Eyes

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‘Tiny Lights’ Review: Empathetic Czech Drama Sees the World Through a Child’s Eyes

If you’re lucky enough to remember memories from your early childhood, you’ll know they tend to be fragmentary, skewed from an outlook incapable of fully grasping the adult world. Czech filmmaker Beata Parkanova captures that feeling beautifully in her film receiving its world premiere at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival. Related entirely through the viewpoint of a six-year-old girl, Tiny Lights emerges as a small gem.

It helps that the little girl, Amalka, is played by adorable child actress Mia Banko, possessing wide, saucer eyes that are endlessly expressive and long red hair of which Heidi would be jealous. In the opening scene, Amalka hears voices emanating from a closed-door room and, naturally curious, attempts to listen. She hears her grandmother angrily say to her mother, “Happiness? Save it for the fairy tales,” but she has no idea of what it means.

Tiny Lights

The Bottom Line

Skillfully observed.

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Venue: Karlovy Vary International Film Festival
Cast: Mia Banko, Elizaveta Maximova, Marek Geisberg, Veronika Zilkova, Martin Finger
Director-screenwriter: Beata Barkanova

1 hour 16 minutes

So she goes to play with her very submissive cat, apparently named Mr. Cat. But she tests Mr. Cat’s patience by putting him inside a wooden chest, from which her grandfather (Martin Finger) soon rescues him. She returns to the room, and when she opens the door, the adults grow silent. “I’m bored,” Amalka says petulantly, and her grandmother (Veronika Zilkova) tries to assuage her by promising that she’ll take her to the lake that afternoon.

After naughtily picking flowers that we later learn came from a neighbor’s garden, Amalka has soup for lunch, unaware of the tensions surrounding her. Her grandparents live up to their promise by taking her to the lake, where her grandfather teaches her how to dive. They hike in the woods and pick blueberries, but Amalka throws a tantrum when told they have to leave.

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And so the film goes, with Amalka trying to amuse herself as the adults seem to be engaged in tense confrontations, especially when her mother (Elizaveta Maximova) shows up with a strange French man and announces that she’s going with him to Prague. Amalka, of course, doesn’t comprehend what’s happening except when it relates to her, as when her father (Marek Geisberg) gently upbraids her for picking the flowers and tells her that she’ll have to apologize to the neighbor. As the day ends, she goes to bed, unaware of the fissure in her parents’ relationship, and her father wearily reads her a bedtime story that she’s heard a thousand times before but clearly still finds fascinating.

Even with its brief running time, Tiny Lights demands a certain degree of patience with its intense focus on banal childhood preoccupations. The filmmaker also indulges in stylistic flourishes — principally quick inserted shots that look like they were captured on 8mm and feature a series of close-up views of objects and facial features ­— that are more distracting than illuminating. The strained attempts at artiness just feel self-conscious.

But for most of the film’s running time, Parkanova maintains tight control over her material, making us fully identify with little Amalka and her preoccupations. The film presents things from her viewpoint, even physically; DP Tomas Juricek often places the camera low down, aligning with her diminutive size. The story takes place over the course of a single day, and its poignancy derives from the fact that we, if not Amalka, are fully aware that her life is going to change, possibly forever.

Or maybe she does realize it, as evidenced by the haunting, lingering final shot, in which we see the silhouette of her body as she peers through the large windows of her bedroom, as if trying to see the world beyond her limited perspective.

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Movie review: 'Despicable Me 4' is exactly what you'd expect

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Movie review: 'Despicable Me 4' is exactly what you'd expect

Charm sets the film apart

“Despicable Me 4” isn’t amazing by any means and probably won’t be in conversation for Best Animated Film at the Oscars, but, like “Rise of Gru,” what sets it apart from any other run-of-the-mill animated film is the charm of the franchise. The reason people continue to rush to the theaters to see these films is their consistency. No matter if it’s a spinoff or a direct sequel, you know walking into a “Despicable Me” film what you’re going to get, and that’s perfectly fine because you’ll still have a good time.

The new additions of Maxime Le Mal (Will Ferrell) and Poppie (Joey King) are fine. They don’t get much setup and are just thrown at you as new characters, which is fine but very forgettable. The standouts, of course, are the Minions, as well as the addition of Gru Jr. The combination of the two was probably the best part of the whole film. I could’ve watched a 90-minute film of just that.

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Boneyard (2024) – Review | Crime Thriller | Heaven of Horror

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Boneyard (2024) – Review | Crime Thriller | Heaven of Horror

The True Story Behind Boneyard

Boneyard is inspired by (and fairly closely based on) the true crime case of West Mesa in Albuquerque, New Mexico, just like in the movie. The film is also dedicated to the victims of that unsolved case.

While the West Mesa case remains unsolved, we do know that the remains discovered in 2009 belonged to girls and women. Also, we know that they disappeared between 2001 and 2005.

The 11 victims in the true case are:

Jamie Barela, age 15
Monica Candelaria, age 22
Victoria Chavez, age 26
Virginia Cloven, age 24
Syllannia Edwards, age 15
Cinnamon Elks, age 32
Doreen Marquez, age 24
Julie Nieto, age 24
Veronica Romero, age 28
Evelyn Salazar, age 27
Michelle Valdez, age 22

At one point, the unknown serial killer is called the “Bone Collector” which threw me off. However, this was one of the names used for the suspected serial killer. The complete name used for him was “West Mesa Bone Collector“.

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