San Francisco, CA
So you’re planning to chase cheap housing in Sacramento? We locals have just one demand first

The Tower Bridge is a Sacramento icon. Will S.F. miscreants sneak out at night and repaint it like their magnificent international landmark?
Hector Amezcua/Associated Press 2019
San Franciscans are looking to Sacramento, again, to maybe, theoretically, possibly, please God, be able to afford a house that isn’t comparable in price to an NBA franchise.
The Chronicle’s Christian Leonard wrote that “home buyers in the San Francisco metropolitan area check the Sacramento region for listings more than any other destination, according to a recent report from real estate brokerage site Redfin.”
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Having lived in Sacramento for 10 years, l can assure you that your state’s capital is indeed generally nice. When I came down here in 2013, it was far more affordable than my previous residence of Portland, Ore., which has had an astronomical number of San Franciscans move there over the past few years.
The San Franciscans gamely took on the “Portlandia” zeitgeist, which was about three tokes away from the regular San Francisco vibe anyway.
In Sacramento, the prevailing attitude about San Francisco was, oh boy, we love the 49ers and the Giants but, wow, would it kill you to not make the City of Trees unaffordable?
Gov. Gavin Newsom, you may recall, used to run San Francisco as mayor. When asked, “How often are you up in Sacramento?” the then-lieutenant governor said, “Like one day a week, tops. There’s no reason.”
Newsom wasn’t done. “It’s just so dull. Sadly, I just, ugh, God.”
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People in Sacramento reacted like Sacramentans do, which is: don’t overreact, we hear that all the time, you guys think we’re the next gas station past Nut Tree.
Now Sacramento is a destination resort for the rapidly expanding housing refugee cohort that is even leading some Californians to move to, gulp, Texas and Florida. I just, ugh, God.
Now Sactown Dull is The City cool, and Gov. Newsom lives in Sacramento and doesn’t spend a ton of time in I Just Ugh God Sacramento in favor of visiting various TV studios around the country. Suddenly, a lot of people want to move to Sac.
Since San Francisco’s median home price is about $1.12 million as of October, and Sacramento clocks in on Zillow at $563,000, the miracle of the free market economy suggests that some Sacramentans may find themselves in a seven-figure crib. No ugh, God there for a select few.
There was a minor San Francisco-Sacramento contretemps a few months ago when The City’s basketball team lost a few games before realizing it had Steph Curry.
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The rivalry was chill. Sacramento loves San Francisco. San Franciscans, conversely, generally don’t give Sacramento a second thought, unless the gas gauge shows they’re not going to make it to Lake Tahoe on Friday night.
San Francisco, for all of its Doom Loop national news coverage from Gov. Newsom’s ex-wife’s network of choice, is still pretty awesome, generally. The question is, would relocated affordable home San Francisco people with flowers in their hair and their great sports franchises dig Sacramento? Would they want to change Sacramento into their image? Would they become … Sacramentans?
Sacramento, for example, has just one bridge, Tower Bridge, a charming little gold-spray-painted structure from the Great Depression. Would S.F. miscreants sneak out at night and repaint it like their magnificent international landmark?
Would Elon Musk creep over and buy up everything in order to run it into the ground? Would Musk, given his net worth of $245 billion, be able to snarf up all the affordable homes here? There are 2,969 homes in Sacramento for sale, according to FRED, the division of the Federal Reserve that tracks these things. At $563,000 a pop, that’s about $1.67 billion, couch-change stuff for your friendly local Bay Area Alex Jones enabler.
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AI? We have the state capitol, where a bit of artificial intelligence goes down from time to time. San Franciscans don’t really seem to care much about Sacramento’s gearhead bureaucratic political scene unless Willie Brown is running it. We still can’t rule out that he isn’t.
Sacramento has a mayor, former state Senate President Darrell Steinberg, who, by all accounts, is just about the nicest, most sincere guy ever. No S.F.-level clashes, really. The Sacramento City Council is also pretty sedate, too. The county supes? Snore.
As the ambiguous Bay Area blob (sorry, Standard Metropolitan Statistical Area) grows into Sacramento and prices out more and more Californians from the housing market, it may well spur a little more urgency within the confines of the Sac-based Legislature to address the problem.
As the new Sacramentafrisco expands, Sacramento has only one demand for new homeowners.
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Can you get Steph Curry to keep his mouthguard in? I just, ugh, God.
Jack Ohman is a Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist and writer. He can be reached at jackohman.net, on Instagram at @jackohman60 and Threads at @jackohman60.

San Francisco, CA
'Bouquets to Arts' exhibit takes over two San Francisco museums

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) — San Francisco’s iconic Legion of Honor is exploding in color. Floral designers are transforming the classical halls as part of an expanded “Bouquets to Art” exhibit, typically held across the park at the city’s de Young museum. Raul Duenas is designer in charge and says the location is like having a second canvass.
“So being in this museum, that is such an iconic place for the San Francisco, for the city. It’s a huge opportunity – new art too – to play with some demonstrations and just also just the architecture. It’s a masterpiece,” says Duenas
The exhibit challenges arrangers to mirror a specific work of art with a floral arrangement.
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For Vanessa Marlin, it’s a classical portrait of the Sleeping Venus. She says her first idea was to bring in live models and decorate them with flowers. But practicality won out.
“Instead, I went to the Bloomingdales clearance sale, and they had dozens and dozens of mannequins, and I just picked one out that I thought would be, appropriate for this piece. And as you can see, it turned out pretty well,” says Marlin.
And from dangling pearls capturing the elegance of a formal portrait, to a cupid’s arrow mirroring a classic romance, the designers find unique devices to re-tell the artist’s story.
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“So my inspiration for this one is like, what do you do for love? You change yourself and to be part of it so he can win the girl’s heart,” says creator Nona Tai.
Organizers decided to expand this year’s Bouquets to Art to help celebrate the Legions 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, on the other side of Golden Gate Park at the de Young Museum, exhibitors were busy splashing colors to interpret more modern pieces as well. Arranger Leslie Kaye says she chose the DeYoung, in part, because she was more familiar with the paintings. But she believes having both museums exhibiting at once, is an opportunity for an army of floral artists to make history.
“This has taken over everyone’s life,” says Kaye laughing. “But it’s really cool because, I mean the Legion of Honor is so gorgeous and it’s the 100th anniversary, so I think it’s really special that we’re there this year.”
And allowing visitors to experience a stunning art form in full bloom. The Bouquets to Art exhibit and Gala are typically one of the biggest fund raisers of the ear for the fine arts museums of San Francisco. Visitors can book tickets to see both exhibits on the same day.
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San Francisco, CA
Tamalpais Union High School District makes controversial staffing cut

The contracts of two North Bay high school employees were at the center of a heated debate on Tuesday.
Parents and students said the two consultants have made a measurable difference for Black students, but those in charge aren’t convinced the positions were necessary in the first place.
Sophomore Roman Cole said they’ve turned around Tamalpais High School in just a year.
“Overall just unsafe for people of color at Tamalpais High School, and they made it a way safer and enjoyable place,” said Cole about the changes over the last school year.
He said now he’s enjoying school, but his freshman year was a different story.
He didn’t want to go. He said some students would call kids of color racial slurs, and that there was even a photo circulating online of a girl with one written on her face.
“Some people’s moms were literally moving them to different schools last year,” explained Cole. “Some people of color’s kids are not here anymore because of the situation at Tam last year.”
In August of 2024, contractors Tenisha Tate-Austin and Paul Austin were brought in. They provide support to students of color by mentoring, working to improve grades, and creating a feeling of belonging.
Nearly 40 people took to the podium to express their support.
“If you look up the numbers at Tam right now black students are doing better than any school in this district,” said Lorenzo Bynam. “Numbers don’t lie.”
Last year, 53 percent of Black and biracial students had at least one D or worse grade; this year, the number had improved by more than 15 percent.
At the meeting, representatives from the district administration recommended extending their contracts one year, but Board President Cynthia Roenisch did not agree
“I find it hard that an educator gets up and makes a recommendation that we have to pay $250,000 dollars for halftime work,” said Roenisch.
Throughout Roenisch’s remarks the crowd got upset.
“If the audience can’t be respectful, I’m going to ask you to leave,” threatened Roenisch.
She continued on, arguing they never should have been contracted in the first place.
“Going back and looking at it, I’m going to say we inappropriately approved those consultant contracts because the services that are provided are not specialized services,” said Roenisch. “They are services that are provided in the job description of the assistant principal, of the dean, of teachers, of counsellors.”
By a vote of 3-2, Tate-Austin and Austin’s contracts were not renewed. Cole said he was shocked by the decision and questions what will happen next.
“It’s honestly a shame,” said Cole. “I don’t know what we’re going to do next year, and I hope that what happens next year is not going to be what happened for my freshman year.”
San Francisco, CA
Bryce Huff Traded To The San Francisco 49ers
The Philadelphia Eagles have traded defensive lineman Bryce Huff to the San Francisco 49ers for a mid-round draft pick, CBS Sports reported.
Speculation about a possible trade began to gain steam on May 30, but a deal could not be made official until after June 1. To help facilitate the deal, Huff restructured his contract, and both teams worked diligently to make the deal happen.
Jonathan Jones of CBS Sports took to X (formerly Twitter) to share what the Eagles received in exchange for Huff’s services.
“Trade compensation update: it’s a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick that can turn into a fourth,” CBS Sports’ Jonathan Jones wrote of Philly’s compensation. “Condition(s) tied to performance. All pending physical.”
Additionally, “the Eagles will absorb dead-cap hits of $4.93 million and $16.61 million in 2025 and 2026, respectively,” according to Spotrac.
In 2023, Huff had his best year as a pro, posting a career-high 10 sacks for the New York Jets. Last offseason, Huff signed a three-year, $51 million contract with the Eagles. But what seemed like a great free agent signing turned out to be a significant disappointment. Huff missed five games due to injuries and only managed 2.5 sacks and 15 tackles for the season. During his brief tenure with the Eagles, Huff seemed not to be on the same page as the Eagles’ coaching staff.
During the Eagles’ victory in Super Bowl LIX, Huff was inactive although he was healthy enough to play. With that move, the writing was on the wall for Huff’s future in Philly. His roster spot was given to Eagles legend Brandon Graham.
With the trade, Huff will reunite with 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh, his former coach during his tenure with the Jets.
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